Thread 42436288

This show didn't help me make any friends. People still say I'm insufferable. I know the point of the show is about friendship itself, not making friends. In fact no friends are made I don't think in the first two seasons, even Twilight gets with the mane six instantly and it moves on to just being in a friendship group. Maybe because the idea of struggling to have friends is so ridiculous to the average person, so absurb that someone would just not be able to get friends instantly. Friends and a partner and even a job path and everything just fall into place. If you're a Twilight or Pinkie. But what about Twist? She's so ugly and Jewish she had her only friend removed and replaced by a white girl and her hot street latino friend. Boggles the mind how they aired this to children.

This show was suppose to change my life! It's not just suppose to be a funny cartoon. I'm still sad and alone and the fandom I'm not connected to anymore also it doesn't really exist. So where's my friends? I was promised friends. I was lied to.

>People still say I'm insufferable.
To your face? That's rough buddy.
Nothing can save you, especially not a blogpost on 4chan.org/mlp

>>42436294
This isn't a blogpost and don't post you low IQ moron. This is a thread about how MLP has betrayed me and not taught me about friendship in the real world. In the words of Rainbow Dash, "I hate everyone, but why does everyone hate me?"
I want a refund on the past 13 years of my life.

>>42436288 (OP)
What the hell are you even doing to have people call you insufferable to your face?

You're so right OP, you should probably kill yourself so people realize how much MLP fucked you up.

>>42436288 (OP)
Who needs friends anyways?

>>42436312
People really do say that to me, not to my face, I'm talking about online, which is basically to my face they say it to me. I don't bother with stuff in real life. But since my late teens I've tried to make friends using my knowledge from MLP, but it hasn't worked, even Pinkie's "Sing a random song out of nowhere and become instant best friends" thing. And now I'm going to be 30 soon and I am still with no friends or partner or career. And it's all MLP's fault, or maybe it's the fault of society for not accepting my MLP oriented lifestyle.

>>42436288 (OP)
>Gypo

>>42436313
Maybe I will, then everyone will see. It'll eat away at them then. They won't find me annoying then, they'll all stay up late at night crying and feeling bad like they should.

>>42436339
>it's the fault of society for not accepting my MLP oriented lifestyle.
You should do something about it

>>42436353
My highschool is back in Ontario and I live in Alberta now, so I can't kill everypony there. And plus I can't get a gun anyway. Society will pay sooner or later when this whole system comes crashing down. And do I get payments from this society when I have pony related disabilities? NOPE I get reduced rent and some food brought to the apartment by my social worker, but I don't get actual money, and I'm not working so I'll probably be homeless soon. Society at it again. Buck the system and the group collective, do that, and you'll earn your way to the next level. This is the ponywar.

But this is serious. Without friends you can't do anything, especially if you have pony related autism that keeps you from being able to stay in these stupid jobs for low IQ non-pony people. It's all stupid.

>>42436288 (OP)
Have you tried not acting the way Rainbow Dash does? This may come as a shock to a dashfag, but despite the fact that the ponies like and tolerate dash's antics, most irl people actually don't like people who act like arrogant cunts all the time. I'm an introverted sperg that was shy as fuck growing up, and that never stopped me from being able to hold friendly conversations at school and the gym. Emulating Dash or Pinkie Pie is really not a winning strategy.

My shits are really big and it doesn't hurt because I have Nikacado Avocado asshole because I was afraid of pooping my whole childhood (autism symptom). I'm also dehydrated most of the time so my stools are rock hard.
One time when I was a late teen I was sitting in my computer chair and really had to shit but didn't want to move so I shit out a third of a decently sized log but it was rubbing against my asscheeks under my gaming chair really uncomfortably (i was naked) so i reached down and snapped it off with my fingers
I looked at it and took small penny sized bite (the first and last time i ever did this i promise) and it tasted bad obviously but it wasn't awful, anyways i lifted up an old air vent and put the rest of the nugget in there since it was summer and it wouldn't be turned on for a while. I also didn't wash my hands after that and didn't clean my keyboard until a few months later
I stopped noticing the smell in a few days but in the winter the shit started stinking again with all the warm air

>>42436288 (OP)
If you ever read any literature at all, it's easier to get a girlfriend and have a happy family than it is to find a single friend.

>>42436372
You have been added to the list of people not allowed to post in my threads... let's see where are you aaah yes, right between the Glimmertards and rarasimps. And there you shall remain, banned.

>>42436374
I've read plenty of mlp fanfics, but only if they're dark "dark" "mature" "sex" and I don't know why fimfiction doesn't add a "slave" tag. But I've read a lot. And I should be able to make a friend, but society doesn't want you eating big macs nor do they want to you win. Society is the enemy of humanity and it's one satanic goal is to destroy humanity, that's it. Well I don't care, I won't be apart of it, I won't go along with it! You know humans don't communicate anymore or they jibber and jabber about stuff that doesn't matter and then they send a text message and never communicate with anypony about anything of substance, it's spiritual death.

People all have fake friends, I can't have any real friends because they're not good enough anyway. I already know if I act like a robot like them I could have friends.

>>42436397
name one thing that matters

>>42436405
The only thing that matters is eternal life through Christ. That's it.

But in terms of this temporary terrible society world that will fade, and the "friends" here so-called. Friends should actually be real people who are with you at all times. I only started posting on /mlp/ again this month after not caring about it since season 4. In the inbetween time I had tried to make friends online. I should be done with /mlp/ again soon. And just do other things in my apartment.

>>42436288 (OP)
The title is literally "friendship is magic".

Does magic exist?

>>42436448
go on a long walk across the country with nothing but some cash
no detours, no bus tickets, no begging, just a straight line. if you see a mountain you have to find a way through it with the stuff you buy from the cash you get doing odd jobs
if you do that all your troubles will go away

>>42436475
I already know living in the wilderness is the only good thing to do. I hope that I lose this apartment soon so I can go back to that. Though I'm also helping to house someone so that's a problem.

>>42436448
>eternal life through Christ.
Your life is so pathetic that you've seriously resorted to the religion copepill, kek.

>>42436509
I am not going to talk about actual serious topics on 4chan.
I wasted today on /mlp/ but now it's time to go home from the library. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHJFbgF8kH8
Get rid of home internet, it is such a great thing, I get to go home and be alone, with whatever videos I downloaded. And my REAL friend, my Rainbow Dash Tulpa who strangely I always forget exists sometimes, isn't that strange? She's right next to me afterall.

>>42436531
are you an inflationfag?
when you water your lawn do you imagine your tulpa wrapping her mouth around the hose and ballooning up?

>>42436288 (OP)
Okay let's be friend then

>>42436537
...

I'm also not working on this anymore since I had enough fun making it now. If someone is into reading pen and paper games. 99% of pen and paper roleplaying games are never going to be played but reading them is something I always have done for as long as I can remember. It was interesting because I've always made original games, but since this one is based on something there's really no work that needed to be done. "Oh what about a list of abilites?" Just doesn't fit a FiM game, Twilight learns all her spells from books and they're weirdly specific spells that I think the game runner can introduce to be learned and they should be cryptic so they might cause harm or not. I would like to change some of the Personality list. But I just want desuarchive to save this because I'm deleting it from my computer

The colours getting it to look good randomly is certainly something.

That's it. I just really wanted to get rid of these otherwise I'd be tempted to continue working on it when I get home now I can delete it. Pretty fuuuun.

>>42436531
>religontard isn’t capable of having a serious conversation
Checks out

>>42436601
>why won't you talk about Christianity and eternal life and Jesus on /mlp/, the most important and greatest place to talk about these things!

>>42436610
Keep coping buddy

>>42436621
Different person on the thread here since a serious conversation is happening right now. First off I am talking about this in the mlp thread because there is no thread for religion on 4 chan in the first place. So let me provide my input firstly your either an atheist, agnostic, jewish, Muslim... etc to say the things your saying and if you come from those group from those people its fine but here's the thing you commenting about christianity in the first place makes it obvious you are curious about the religion and you are wondering how Christians react to your comments about God not being real. And my response is read some history some of you just refuse too since you think that was too long ago but history is history whether you like it or not and jesus has existed one point or another and there is evidence of him existing you can't deny the the facts. Now relating to mlp christianity canonically exists in the previous generations. Even generation 4 has references to for example in pinkie sense the whole point of the episode is to have faith in yourself. Now tell me anons what now will you try to provoke me or at least try to understand.

>>42436562
>>42436573
>>42436579
very cool stuff anon, you're good at graphics too. wish you the best in life.

>>42436351
If you kill yourself because "Em El Pee didn't teach me how to make frens :(" then I will laugh and, every three or so months, I will make a new thread about your sewerslide to remind everyone to laugh at you.

>>42436732
>Refuse too
There’s no point in arguing with you. It’s obvious that you’re severely mentally handicapped.

>>42436288 (OP)
Are you seriously wondering why a children's cartoon didn't give you a step-by-step guide to making friends? Anon... the morals in mlp are more to give the show substance rather than to act as a comprehensive guide. Socialization is a complicated thing, of which there is no universal solution. Mlp is made for little girls; to make friends with adult males requires an entirely different set of social rules and expectations than school-age children, so trying to make friends by doing what a little girl will won't work and will just make you look weird. If you want friends just watch other adult males to see how they interact.

>>42436788
>sewerslide
kek, good one

>>42436939
kek, thats how normies used to censor "suicide" on their platforms before saying "unaliving himself"

i’m thinking about lighting my mlp plush on fire and turning it into fertilizer. What do you guys think should i do it? i was also thinking about letting my cirno plush watch as i do it because she’s one of my good pals. She doesn’t talk behind my back or say anything at all really, all she does is sit around in my closet creeping on me through the cracks. it’s like she’s secretly telling me to light trixie on fire or something. she’s been projecting her thoughts to me somehow i think she has a radio inside of her or something because i keep on hearing weird noises from my closet past midnight. Anyways, cirno if your reading this your a good pal thanks for always keeping watch!

>>42437077
weebs die, this is a pony board

Weird. I've made my best friends because of Ponies. maybe you're just a faggot? consider that?

>>42437096
>best friend
>no mention of girlfriends
>first thought about a social skill issue is homossexuality
You pretty much laid the picture yourself.

>>42436288 (OP)
It sounds like you are your own worst enemy, you try to befriend people with expectation and things to be YOUR way and how things are 'supposed' to be. Don't impose your preconception upon people when you're trying to befriend them, that's just dumb. From what I've read on your post, your reality matter more than the person in front of you, do you even listen back and react to what they say when conversing with them instead of going on tangent that will somehow go back to you so you can talk more about yourself ?

>>42437077
Why don't you burn the weeb plush you fucking faggot?

>>42437148
>Wanting a 3DPD girlfriend
Back to /r9gay/ with you