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>you are Anon, and tonight is the night.. Fall Formal.
>tonight was your last chance to smack that sweeet dashie booty or you would taste a boot..ey..
>you got on your best suit and wore your cherished ‘Ass Slapper Top Hat’ and headed on your way to Canterlot High.
>your still Anon and In hindsight you really would have rented a Uber instead of walking at there because by the time you got there a bunch of students were stareing down at a huge fucking crater with Sunset ‘don’t touch my flank you pervert’ Shimmer in the middle.(was flank like a pet name she gave her ass checks?)
>you noticed rainbow hugging her group of freinds and that purple girl again…you wanted to smack it, but you didn’t want to ruin this tender scene….
“Fuck that.”
>you rush full force at rainbow dash and her exposed ass, you raise your mighty hand, and bring it down onto the poor blue athletics butt checks.
>then…the loudest sound of butt cheeks clapping against one another was heared round the world.
“Jesus Fucking Christ how Jiggly is you ass?!”
>you yell from the wall you were knock into from the Sonic AssBoom, rainbow turns around and looks you in the eyes
“And that was just 1% of my Asses power.”
>this shook you to your core…you have slapped the last girls ass…but at the cost of your pride and joy…Your ass slapping top hat had been flung far off into the distance.
>and you, Anon…Walk back home…happy you won’t have to eat applejacks boots.
>the next day you are still Anon and you had been lieing about going home, you had been waiting at the Canterlot high Statue so you could slap the ass of your true last target…Random Ass Purple Girl, you waited all night like some sort of badass ninja, then feel asleep and woke up with the other girls around the statue.
“Hey! Gay Gang!”
>you call out the 5 girls
“Where the fuck is the purple girl?!”
>pinkie simply smiled and pointed to the statue that you run head first into.
>you wake up in a strange new world, it was all crystal like, great now where would you find that purple fag-
“Excuse me, are you alright?”
>you look over to see a pink horse with a tiny tiara on her head with wings and a horn. You cared for none of that, the one thing you noticed was…Her Ass Was Exposed….And unslapped.
“…I am Anonymous, and I am here to slap every single one of your ponies Ass Cheeks..but first…where is the Purple One…”
>to be continued?!
