I just want to eat pizza with my pony slut. Then she sucks my cock with her pizza mouth, I want to her to make lasagna and grilled cheese and shepherd's pie for me. And eat out her pussy and then plap plap slam her right in her filly cunt. MMMM I wanna make out all day with her. Yeah your cute little pony hooves and cute little pony belly, I should fill up your oven and you can bake me a baby then I'll punch you in your gut. I'm gonna pull her mane and show her who's boss. She loves being with me we're best friends.

>>42442405 (OP)
worst thread of the day

>>42442412
COMPROMISED! You people need to get off my board.

*lick* *lick* I love pony bellies and hooves and I wanna sniff Fluttershy's petting zoo musk.

>>42442405 (OP)
>I'm gonna pull her mane
Based.

>>42442420
I knew you would respond. You wanna erp in front of everyone on /mlp/? Wanna pretend to be ponies and have sex in front of everyone? I'm just kidding haha, unless you want to you know.

>>42442424
That sounds... gay?

>>42442434
It was just a joke! I would never ERP on the internet! I would never not once pretend to be a pony having sex with another person pretending to be a pony on the internet. I really really really want to have sex with ponies though.

>>42442446
Are you messing with me? Yes, I have never ever in my life done homosexual ERP with anyone.

>>42442464
Me either, ERP would be gay and stupid. I'm glad we both agree. But just in theory if you ever wanted to have hardcore erp sex on /mlp/ I would do it, just as a joke you know?
I can smell you're a energetic young man, I love young men so loyal so dedicated so ready. So full of horniness I'm sure and ready to just go to town. I love you deeply. If you want to get married and be brony best pals that would be okay with me.

>>42442412
fpbp

>>42442474
I don't understand this young people's slang.

>>42442481
lurk moar newfag

>>42442473
Noice.

>>42442487
You have to understand, when you use buzzwords like "newfag" you out yourself as intellectually inferior, because now your entire argument rests on a fact that is incorrect. You should never do that. Make posts where you can make proven facts and arguments. For example if you say "You are 12" that ruins your entire argument, no one will take you seriously.
To this day I do not know what fpbp is nor will I ever. Same with all your other skibbity slang.

>>42442502
>>>/r/eddit

>>42442510
I can tell you went to 4chan school. Good work.

>>42442496
I'm glad you can be my brony marriage partner. You have to understand, this board is compromised. It's filled with bitter anti-ponylovers who don't know how to love and tolerate much less want to have sex with ponies. You have to be careful, in these final days of the fandom, the true ponylovers will be tested.

>>42442526
Can Sweetie Belle join the relationship though?

>>42442538
You have sex with whatever filly you want. But we are comrades now, it's us against the compromised board. All non-believers will fall away eventually and only people like us will be left in the fandom, so don't worry. For now we are the rebel ponylover alliance resistance union. Keep fighting and don't let any of these weaklings try to change you from the true path.

>>42442556
Bet.