Thread 42444645

You heard her, anon

dumb futafag

>>42444651
Mindbroken, he meant her hooves.

>>42444645 (OP)
All twifags are trans.

>>42444651
this anon gets his asshole obliterated by marecocks

>>42444656
NTA but that image is trannycoded

Futafags are like Anthroniggers. They take the elegant, perfect form of a mare, nature's most harmonious creation, and twist it into some grotesque, throbbing nightmare to satisfy their deranged urges.
Equestrian mares are flawless just as they are. They don’t need to be "improved" with meat scepters or swinging ballsacks. That’s not enhancement, that’s desecration. Whenever I see a futa edit, it’s like someone spray-painted a dick on the Mona Lisa. I don’t get turned on, I get the urge to grab a pressure washer.
These degenerates aren’t content with quietly jerking off to their bastardized biology either. No, they have to shove it in everyone’s face like some greasy street preacher of perversion. “Kinkshaming!” they cry, as if our disgust isn’t a rational response to seeing Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.
They could’ve just admired the mares. Appreciated them for their grace, their charm, their divine flanks. But no. They stapled a dong on and called it a day. It’s lazy, it’s gross, and it’s a crime against ponykind.
Futafags aren’t just horny. They’re missionaries for a corrupted gospel, spreading their gospel of gonads like it’s divine truth. It’s not. It’s coom-colored heresy.
Keep your filth in your folders. Don’t make it our problem. The mares deserve better. They deserve reverence, not revision. Futas are a scourge, and as long as we’ve got keyboards and taste, we’ll keep calling it out.

The mares must remain pure. The mares must be protected.

>>42444743
>two separate 'not x but y' statements in a single post
Back in my day we wrote our rants ourselves rather than telling ChatGPT to do it and then changing a few words.

>>42444645 (OP)
She means her clit

>>42444743
/mlp/ has around 500 people at most.
The most upvoted anthro pics on boorus have thousands of likes.
Therefore, liking anthro is statistically more normal than disliking it.
/mlp/ just wants to forever pretend like it's still 2011 and furries haven't been assimilated into 4chan culture, including their own cons. The poseur, performative hatred of anthro is nothing but virtue signaling to a culture that barely even exists at this point.

>>42444832
Erm, anthro images would actually have thousands of dislikes, but on Derpibooru, downvoting images based on their content is against the rules :/

>>42444832
I'm a furfag and I think anthro ponies look bad. It just doesn't fit.

>>42444743
>Futafags are like Anthroniggers
yeah, we're both BBB (based beyond belief)

>>42444848
agreed, anthro ponies are just such a vile and complete downgrade from regular quadrupeds, yet I can stomach anthro anything-else generally fine

>>42444748
Stupid zoomer pretending you're a millennial. We're doing the reverse. We're writing our own shit and then putting ChatGPT to change a few words for us to sound smoother.

>>42444854
>stupid zoomer, you don't know how we're actually using chatgpt!
I feel like you've worked against your own argument here. Surely if I'm so ignorant about the use of a technology primarily used by young people I'm more likely to be older.

>>42444841
Fresh cope

>>42444832
/mlp/ aren't the only ones using boorus

>>42444645 (OP)
OP is gay as fuk and a janny

>>42445299
Hey you nigger. I may be brown too but I'll never work for free.

>>42444645 (OP)
yummy yummy gummy cummy in my tummy

>>42445317
Does Hiro give you hotpockets?

>>42444908
Well, you're arguing with a person who literally admits he's using AI to create his argument for him. Of course it's going to be riddled with illogical shit.

>>42444645 (OP)
I miss the mares with flares threads…

>>42446131
Well you can make one, there's nobody stopping you. You'll just have people calling you a faggot the whole time.

>>42446135
I don’t think they’re allowed anymore, which is honestly worse for the whole board as it was a containment thread

>>42446148
You regularly spammed it outside the containment, futatranny.

>>42446148
You trannies never stayed in your "containment thread"
I'm glad your threads got banned

>>42444645 (OP)
Proving once and for all if you waifu Twilight you are undeniably gay

>>42446421
I dunno about that. She's just the most popular character so statistically any fetish is going to be linked to her.

>>42444743
Just a tip but next avoid terms like "throbbing nightmare" or "meat scepters" and "swinging ballsacks" as that just made me horny

>>42447021
/chag/fag spotted.

10 out of 10!

>>42444645 (OP)
no

>>42444645 (OP)
>"her"
LMAO twifags are deluded

>>42444832
Anthro ponies are garbage, has nothing to do with muh furries. It just looks retarded, simple as.

>>42444832
autism

>>42445318
Anon?

>>42449219
just a typical twifag move along Xir

>>42448583
Wrong

>>42448583
They're both the same thing

>>42448583
The only 2 things that separate mares from furries are
>hooves
>quadrupedal
Anthro removes both of these things. They become inherently furries.

>>42444651
I actually find futamare on mare action hot.
I however cannot say the same for futa mare on stallion or man. Don't see the appeal there.

>>42450159
>He doesn't want his prostate milked by his waifus 14 inch marecock
Gay

>>42450137
anthro still has hooves though

>>42450219
can*, not still
love me some arm hooves in addition to leg hooves

>>42444645 (OP)
unf..

>>42444651
She's talking about her clit coom brain

>>42449219
if you won't even guzzle your waifu's cock cream then you don't really love her

>>42450735
Anon...

>>42450735
Wat

>>42450735
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even guzzle your waifu's nasty shits then you don't really love her
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even gore your waifu in the most painful way possible then you don't really love her
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even watch your waifu get fucked by other males then you don't really love her
YABBA????????

>>42450735
>if you won't even let your waifu fill you with her eggs then you don't really love her
very true

>>42444645 (OP)
post that video

>>42452047
...Video?

>>42452012
Zoomer simps unironically believe this.

>>42452012
This is very true in the case of us Raricucks. Every mare has her needs, and with Queen Rarity, her needs include validation and fat cock from elite, high status stallions. It would be wrong to withhold someone as perfect as Rarity from her needs, and if you truly loved her, you would sit in the cuck chair and watch her needs be fulfilled with a fat smile on your face.

>>42452512
This. Loving Rarity means you accept her needs and wish her to have the best life that she deserves.

>>42450735
The utter state of every twifag. There is no coming back from this.

>>42444645 (OP)
NO

>>42452727
So you wouldn’t suck your waifus hot marecock and guzzle all of her delicious semen? I hope you realize that you’re the faggot in this situation

>>42453264
No I dont think so twitranny . Mares dont have cocks, what you are describing is mega gay.

>>42450164
only 14? amateur hour over here

>>42453852
Twi has a tiny pp

>>42453894
smol pp is fine. she has to poke my prostate harder to make me cum plus i can fit the entire package in my mouth while giving her a morning blowjob kiss

>>42453894
But she has a huge pussy

>>42454342
huge marecock*

>>42444645 (OP)
No I didn't

>>42450159
One of my favorite clopfics was Twilight slowly forming a mare harem with her futa cock. Good times. Shame it never finished.

>>42452727
A fic of futa Twilight mind breaking these two with her cock would be great.

>>42444743
>Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.
Unf

>>42455493
post clopfic

>>42455590
unff

>>42444832
>virtue signaling
Stop using words you don’t know. Posturing would be a better fit. Also you are wrong since I don’t think furry and ponies mix well.

>>42456143
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20617/twilights-misadventures-and-apologies-to-the-readers

>>42452351
Yeah, it's a video of Twilight singing about her best friend, which turns out to be fastfood burgers, if I recall.
Same guy who did the one with Rarity making Dash model different outfits set to a Mario song.

>>42457106
This one, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhPZmulaPI

>>42457101
thanks

>>42444645 (OP)
ok glup

>>42457101
unf

>>42444748
this

>>42457109
Doesn't seem so bad.

>>42458948
well obviously

>>42457109
BUNGER I LOVE BURGERS

>>42459710
BURGERS AND FRIES

>>42444645 (OP)
She should invent a spell to suck it.

Twily’s tiny little marecock... unfffff I wish she’d just shoot all of her hot maresemen directly down my throat and into my belly

wtf

>>42460875
ew

>>42460875
I want to tease her about her tiny pp and compare it to her friends’.

>>42462341
why are you talking about yourself

>a couple fillies are giggling in the corner of a library
>twilight rolls her eyes, kids looking at anatomy books
>later that day
>twilight thinks that she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herself
>Wow look labeled pictures of naked ponies with no standard "invisible genital illusion" spell, ha ha, hilarious. I can see the stallions penis
>Well, the mare must still have some genital illusion spell, there's no marecock in this drawing
>But the stallion has a penis? Weird that they wouldn't hide that, but they hid the mare's penis
>Check another book
>Stallion isn't hidden, mare only has breasts and vagina. MareCock is hidden.
>check another one. Same thing
>find a book specifically about horse reproductive system
>mare doesn't have a cock, stallion does
>Even has a whole chapter on genital hiding illusion spells, with diagrams of mare and stallion with everything hidden
>Twilight starts freaking out
>Do mares not usually have penises?
>She couldn't be the first and only mare with a cock, right?
>Should she ask somepony?
>Did they already know twilight was weird?
>Was she sure that she properly had a genital hiding illusion spell active every day of her entire life?

>>42463050
>she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herself
Impossible.

>>42462806
he's not. he has no friends

>>42463050
>Twilight comes up to you, blushing up a storm, unable to look at you in the eye
>She says not to make jokes as she can’t bring this up to the other girls and raises a leg, showing off her cute package
>She asks if you’ve noticed other mares with a penis like this
What do you do?

>>42463360
no Anon has such a thing

>>42464589
but I do. you're all my friends :)

>>42444645 (OP)
Ok

>>42465086
lol

>>42465086
Suck it.

>>42464028
start sucking.

>>42464028
Run away!

>>42464028
>Burn it with fire
It's a changeling. Real Twi has horsepussy. Don't get tricked next time.

>>42467350
Anon, Twilight's not going to approve of you killing a changeling even if it is impersonating her and trying to get you to think she has a dick. Instead you should play along for a bit while getting Spike to find the real Twilight so that the problem can be solved.

>>42467357
Real Twi isn't a pussy. Billions of changelings must be banished.

>>42467378
Billions of marecocks must be sucked.

wtf

>>42468369
Yes?

>>42467378
based!

>>42469359
on twichad?

>>42470150
yep

>>42470394
Wow!

>>42464028
spin 360 and walk away

>>42471301
same

>>42471301
You can't do that

>>42472231
But Billy Jean is not my lover.

>>42472306
HE HE

>>42472231
>he doesn't know

>>42444645 (OP)
sorry I only have an appetite for human penis

>42474689
this anon is gay and sucks cocks like the faggot he is

>>42474947 here
I love BBCs like all futasisters btw!

>>42471301
(J)ANNIE ARE YOU OK?

>>42475498
no

>>42465082
gay
now kiss me

bump for twicock.

twichads

>>42444645 (OP)
I accept my fate

>>42477953
same

>>42477953
>>42478376
for reals?

>>42444740
you sure seem to know a lot about what is and is not "tranny", anon
something you're not telling us?

>>42477953
same

>>42479199
Yes.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?

>>42480943
Yeah!

>>42480943
no ;(

>>42480943
what is "friend"?

>>42482363
it's something that is not real

>ctrl f
>two mentions of "clit"
I see there are only three heterosexual people left on this board.

>>42483150
>he doesn't know

>>42483607
what

>>42444740
to you, and to you only, rent free faggot

>>42479405
>>42484129
Cope

>>42484113
Nothing...

>>42485361
???

>>42486037
like i said bro

>>42486915
you're taking the piss

>>42487546
Twat.

>>42487990
that is what you are

>>42488451
>projecting

>>42488878
nice deflecting what you are

>>42489475
>>42488878
>>42488451
>>42487990
>>42487546
>>42486915
>>42486037
>>42485361
just kiss already

>>42489479
i'll kiss you massa

>>42490187
EW

>>42489479
No.

>>42490187
faggot

>>42490187
well, what are you waiting for?

>>42491755
*SMOOOOCH*
oh massa you're so sexy
*SMOOCHA* *SMOOOOCH*

>>42492247
WTF

>>42444854
our imperfections make us who we are anon

>>42492247
more, you kissing slut

>>42492831
no, I have standards you know.

>>42493736
shh shh shh, no talking
lemme just...there
now back to kissing

>>42493852
pls no...

>>42494309
Back.
To.
Kissing.
NOW.

>>42494865
have mercy!

>>42494309
>>42495398
i noticed a severe lack of smooches. care to explain?

>>42495426
massa im sorry i'll get to it in just a moment massaa

>>42496002
SMOOCH NOW.

>>42496478
*SMOOOOOOOCH*

>>42496909
SMOOCH ME MORE NOW!

>>42496002
good anon
*pat pat*

>>42497311
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOOOCH!*

>>42496478
>>42497311
nigga stole my smooches

>>42498199
*SMOOOCH* *SMOOOCH* *SMOOCH* SORRY MASSA!

>>42498718
lower

>>42498939
*smoo-* wait that's gay anon

>>42499177
we don't know that until we try

>>42499188
so. uhhh. guess i'll smooch the tummy? *SMOOOOOCH*

>>42499702
a little bit lower

>>42499726
UMM... I guess your shoes then? *SMOOOCH*

>>42500231
I think anon wants it higher than that.

>>42500231
i said a little bit

>>42500732
massa please don't ill smooch your legs *SMOOOCH*

>>42444645 (OP)
But Twi is a magic horse, thus she can make her cock suck itself
But would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?

OP is a tranny who should be phonebooked

>>42501475
>OP is a tranny
>tranny
If the OP wants to be an early portable radio, I'm not going to be the one resisting their wish, even if their asking to be one is at a medium frequency

>>42444645 (OP)
Yes m'princess, my mouth is always open-wide for sucking some "friendship"

>>42501467
wat

>>42501467
>she can make her cock suck itself
Lmao cock selfvore.
>But would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?
I imagine it could look like a Klein bottle.

>>42501489
is it a good radio or a eh one?

>>42502628
It's made by Pony, so it's good

>>42503531
wow!

cocksleeve

>>42504332
cute!
>spoiler
oh

>>42504332
haha?

>>42504332
>spoiler
HOT

>>42504332
...WTF

>>42503531
lol

>>42504332
Oi OI OI what WHAT

>>42506093
Hmm? Nothing is wrong there.

>>42504332
Ironically, on Derpi this has the tag wholesome

>>42506948
I mean it is, isn't it?

>>42507343
Not in the context of this thread its a yeah

>>42507975
What about cuntext?

>>42508474
heh

>>42507343
perhaps ;)

>>42509089
You're creeping me out.

>>42509326
Ok, and?

>>42444645 (OP)
I cant hear

>>42455493
I've always wanted to read a futa-twi harem where she ends up seducing the MILFs of her friends.
You can't tell me that seeing Twilight wreck Cloudy Quartz wouldn't be hot.

>>42510478
unf

>>42510207
But you can read.

>>42511191
no I lost the will to read and now everything is blurry

>>42511191
I can read Twi's but_

she should eat too many hayburgers and throw it all up on my face, then fuck me with her futa cock

>>42511724
haha?

>>42511724
You killed the vinyl thread with this

>>42512172
meds now, fag.

>>42511724
Wtfff

>>42512567
Yes?

>>42501467
>>42502112
Non-euclidian sex is so based it's unreal

>>42513062
It's been a thing before you were born, my autistic faggot.
Spade became another way of referring to a nigger, and the card suit being black was just association.
Queen of spades is another way of saying high class women being queen of blacks, but not in master-slave way.
It's a reversal of colonization, which subjugated and demeaned niggers then, now whites are demeaned and open legs for their womb to get colonized.

>>42511724
Bro...

>>42513262
Haha?

>>42513262
not just hayburgers she can eat whatever she just has to throw up in my mouth then fuck it down

>>42513403
UNF

>>42513403
You're serious?

>>42513403
GIWTWM

>>42480943
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy~

>>42513403
wtf

>>42511724
kinda gay tbf

>>42515378
Does kinda sound like that.

>>42510478
I've always thought Twilight ending up in the G5 world and creating a harem with the G5 cast would be hot.
Sunny would through herself on Twilight's cock and happily help her friends find there way under her princess, too, even if they don't think they want it.
They'll change their minds once the one true ruler of ponies fucks their brains out.

>>42515575
no it don't

>>42516355
uhh yeah it does bro!

>>42514209
fag

>>42517409
And?

>>42517874
You're the faggiest faggot to ever faggot on 4chan's /mlp/.

>>42514209
Do you have a best friend too

Super straight btw

>>42518452
>super straight btw
Something tells me you're a pretty big liar.

>>42518631
what makes you think that then

>>42519076
The thread, perhaps?

>>42519433
nah It cant be bro

>>42519734
You're screwing with me, aren't you?

>>42518452
This was my first post in this thread

>>42520364
How am I supposed to believe you?

>>42520708
I am a phone poster, does that answer your question?

>>42520956
not a good enough answer

>>42465082
ur not my friend. you anons are fucking gay and no fun to hang out with. kill yourself for even thinking we are frens.

>>42521069
why are you so mean 2 me ;(

>>42521455
We all hate you.

>>42521455
we all love you! <3

>>42521993
thank you very much nonny!!! ;)

>>42522726
cute!

>>42522726
she is so smug...

>>42522726
she is so fat...

>>42523734
...her dick is, at least

>>42523819
unf

>>42522726
cheeky bugger

>>42522726
STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE

>>42524914
:)

>>42524914
no

>Spunky Punky Twi
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's her Sex Pistol

>>42524914
Smile, smile Smile! - Pinkie Pie

>>42524914
>STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE
>pic
You do, >>42524914: Twi's

>>42526188
kek

>>42525932
unf

>>42444645 (OP)
Not going to do it.

>>42527353
yeah cause you're a wuss

>>42527353
>going to do it
should be your answer

>>42527785
>>42528272
i am NOT going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am not gay.

>>42528281
'i am ___ going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am ___ gay' is what you should say

>>42528299
You're just twisting my words now, I would never do that!

>>42528299
zesty

>>42444645 (OP)
No thanks, Twilight. I'm good.

>>42529735
SUCK IT AND YOU MUST DO IT PERFECTLY

>>42524914
OcO

>>42530238
stop... please... no more smiles... the sign says no smiling...

>>42531080
Because you asked so nicely, more smiling Twi

>>42531230
you're making me cry, please follow the rules and stop smiling!

>>42531595
>you're making me cry
...makes for a happy Twi

>>42531932
>Alicorn Twilight
Not canon, anything past S2 is not real. you're not real.

>>42532396
Yes cannon
your opinion isn't real

>>42532396
All seasons are real, you aren't real

>>42532619
>spoiler
Same can be said for yours.
>>42532635
None of us are real.

>>42533292
Princess Twi smiles as she agrees with me that all your opinions are wrong, and mine never will be
>not posting Twi
you don't have a decent image collection to be able to do so

>>42533292
>>42444645 (OP)

>>42444832
>performative
I wouldn't call it just performative when I'm pretty sure you still get banned for posting it here
>>42444841
What in the world is the downvote function for then?

>>42533330
>not posting Twi
Why should I?
>>42533386
SMILING IS ILLEGAL TWILIGHT STOP SMILING IT SAYS IN THIS DECREE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SMILE STOP STOP STOP!

>>42532635
I wish I could go to Equestria, but alas it is just only a cartoon and not something real in any corporeal form.

>>42534602
It can be real in your dreams!

>>42535206
Only for so long before it stops existing, sad...

>>42535692
Well it counts.

>>42517409
>retard hasn't even seen the animation the thread is based on
Never change, /mlp/

>>42536549
is there a problem with that?

>>42444645 (OP)
I vill NOT and I vill resist

>>42537620
YOU WILL SUCK IT AND YOU WILL SUCK IT CLEAN!

>>42538040
No.

*Twi throatfucks >>42538819*
>>42538819: 'GLK-GLK-GLK'

>>42538873
This did not happen. Never happened. I don't suck cocks.

>>42539779
'This did ___ happen. __it_ happened. I do__ suck cocks' is what you should say.

>>42540317
I did not say this. I did not suck twilight's cock. Stop it!

>>42444645 (OP)
Twi
>>42540482
anonpone >>42504332
cocksleeve

>>42541043
Oh my, haha...

>>42444645 (OP)
no

>>42542176 is anonpone here: >>42504332
cocksleeve

>>42542496
no i am not please dont do this to me

>>42444645 (OP)
I unironically find this hot. Shameful.

>>42452033
Chrissy isn't my waifu but I still want her to fill me with her eggs (non-consensually). What does that mean?

>>42522726
How Twilight looks at you knowing that even her little marecock is still bigger than your human penis.

>>42543210
That means you're brain damaged. But don't worry, it's the norm now to be.

>>42543194
Shameful? It is glorious.

>>42444645 (OP)
>raped

>>42544631
kek

>>42544631
>raped
>>42543181 raped by Twi sure
>>42543181
>>42504332
cocksleeve

>>42545585
Ahhhh!

>>42545585
UNF

>>42545585
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SO MANY ANONS?!

>>42547136
>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SO MANY ANONS?!
>pic
Especially Twi's , >>42547136

>>42547254
You're evil.

>>42547880
Those who say they won't suck Twi's cock are evil

Futanari faggots are an actual gang of cohesive membership and one of only two successful /d/ gangs.

What about just normal Twilight with a magic hologram penis
over her real marecock in a flat chastity cage

>>42549724
>/d/
And needing to so much as mention them ITT means that >>42549724 loves the d

>>42549785
no

>>42549785
Fuck off you faggot your fetish is one of the most annoying out there.

>>42541043
more socksual twi

Thump

>>42552764
>Thump
...is the sound Twi's huge cock makes as it hits the floor

>>42550066
Working for the ups has its boni.

>>42531932
Cadance-sized Twilicorn is actually kinda hot.

>>42549785
Oh yeah I’ve seen those, kinda cute actually

>>42551333
>annoying
The hologram or the cage, because having both is rare

Thump

Think she ever uses it on any of her friends or enemies

Twilight Sparkle is Sex
And I dont mean "she is sexy". I mean she is a symbol for the concept of sex.
You could grammatically correctly write the sentence "I had [image of TS] with your mom last night lol" because Any time I see Twilight Sparkle, it might as well be an image of the letters S E X or the Mars and Venus symbols intersecting.
So considering that Twilight is one in the same as the Mars and Venus symbols intersecting, and the Mars symbol is the symbol of the penis, yes I would agree with the statement "Twilight Sparkle has a penis" because the statement "sex has a penis" is true

>>42554961
>Twilight Sparkle is Sex
She is pure Sex in stockings

Thump

Sex icon Twilight Sparkle

>>42557323
whew

Made my own version.

Sex Maid Twi is showing you her pantsu~

>>42558697
That's not Twilight Sparkle, that's some goofy human that fell through a mirror.

>>42558394
>a cartoon villain mustache
Trixie go back to your thread, or else.

>>42558701
explains why she's missing a prominent bulge in those panties :/

'That's ___ Twilight Sparkle, >>42558701 is some goofy subhuman that fell through a ceiling ' is what you should be saying

>>42559114
this anon gets his asshole filled to the brim with marecocks

>>42559514
Lucky!

>>42559947
WTF HOW

>>42560317
>WTF HOW
By >>42558701 having his asshole stuffed with marecocks

>>42561040
unf

unf

>>42562058
Haha?

>>42562577
good butt

>>42562577
Twi liek borgar

>>42563495
TWI NO THE BURGER HAS FLESH OF A CREATURE NOOOOO

>>42564772
Twi is offering you a sausage: hers
Can you handle her schnitzengruben ?

>>42565291
>second spoiler
I hate to disappoint you, Miss Sparkle, but you're licking my arm.

>>42565291
Yummers

>>42565291
>sausage: hers
why is she cooking her cock

>>42566055
No, Twi's cooking the sausages of those who refused to suck hers

>>42447021
>>42455626
same here. Good Celestia that was erotic.

>>42566231
What

Yes Twilight.
https://ponybooru.org/images/3392226

The main part of Twi's burgers are made from crushed nuts: the tenderised testicles of those who refused to suck her dick
And said testicles aren't removed prior to the tenderisation process

...such as make you suck her dick

>>42568591
>pic
Is that discord?

>>42568636
No, probably succubus

>>42569170
But would she S U C C me while we were on a bus ?
>>42568636
>Is that discord?
No, _/mlp/_

>>42569306
She'd force you to suck her marecock so close enough

>>42569691
But(t) as she's a succubus, that would require Twi to S U C C me while we were on a bus

>>42569749
nah it's the new type of succubus: futa version.

>>42570171
>succubus: futa version
While Twi would still be required to S U C C me while we were on a bus , there's already Zajice's ultra-slutty pone Lilith who is a succubus, and has a humongous cockle
Visualised here by MLP manga artist Nekoshiei

>>42570356
Like the colors on this pony

>>42570356
>MLP manga artist
Oh you can commission the person who made the mlp manga?

>>42571085
Apparently so
The kirin is horny

>>42571084
Lilith's about to go to town on that big ol' pone belly

>>42571874
Uhh wow

>>42572305
And here is Lilith going to town on that belly

>>42444645 (OP)
yeah I thought this was going to be a hoof worshiping thread.

Cuddly Echo

can't believe this thread is still up

>>42572939
wups, posted in the wrong thread
Have a Twi

>>42572945
I like keeping it alive for fun

>>42573107
That's awesome to hear, really.

>>42573107
Thanks, I think all the posts I put in this thread were really great and I hope more people get to see them.

Trixie is in for it

>>42572946
Scary Twilight!

>>42573955
How does a shadow like that work? Where is the light coming from?

>>42574337
It takes Trixie hours to set up a shot like that, maybe you should show her a little respect. She's an incredible cinematographer.

>>42574343
Twilight helped too!

>>42573955
>Shadow
HORSECOCK

>>42572504
giwtwm

>>42444663
and that's a good thing

>>42572939
This Twilight Sparkle looks funny

>>42572946
I'd let her suck my blood. hah!

Twi will make you handle her hard dick

>>42510478
>Twilight hadn't thought anything of visiting with her marefriend's family for a weekend when they had set out.
>Sure, the Pies were much quieter than their party loving daughter, but it's not as if Twilight couldn't appreciate a little peace and quiet.
>Really, getting away from the craziness of Ponyville was nice once in a while, even if she could never leave her precious town for too long.
>Pinkie's parents were a bit too focused on the whole "alicorn" thing for her liking.
>Turns out they're still part of the old religious ways of Equestria that worshiped Celestia as a goddess, and the reverence was now directed in part towards Twilight.
>Twilight had even heard Limestone Pie comment how crazy it was that Pinkie had bagged a goddess and saw the look of pride in the patron's eyes as he nodded in agreement.
>All in all, though, the first day had gone well.
>Problems only started to arise the next morning when Twilight awoke to find her bed empty of her marefriend.
>This was a farming family, after all, and she had forgotten how they tend to get up at the crack of dawn to start chores.
>Pinkie of course had been roped into helping with such chores and didn't see fit to wake the sleeping princess before she set out for the day.
>Why was this a problem, one might ask?
>Well, since she had started dating Pinkie Pie, she had grown rather accustom to having her... royal alicornhood tended to every morning when she awoke stiffer than a scepter.
>It had become so common place that her body simply expected to awaken to an enthusiastic blowjob every morning, and so when she awoke without a pair of warm lips on her shaft, she had found her hooves and even her magic insufficient.
>Unfortunately, her royal cock refused to go down until her balls were emptied, and so she fruitlessly continued to toil, stroking her cock ceaselessly even as her hooves began to tire.
>"Your Majesty, I dare not question thy belatedness towards starting thine day, but breakfast has long grown cold and- Oh my!"
>Twilight had been too consumed in her quest of release to register her marefriend's mother walk into the room, and was now staring dumbfounded at the shocked mare, throbbing cock still between her hooves as she laid leaned back against the headboard.
>"A-ah, I can explain!"
>"N-no need, your Majesty," Cloudy quickly commented as she averted her eyes. "I have always known that, as an alicorn, you represent all aspects of us lowly mortals, even the... virility of stallions."
>"You did?" Twilight asked, surprised to find someone not surprised about her cock.
>Even she didn't know alicorns had those until after she became one and Celestia stopped her freaking out by revealing her own.
>"Of course, any who know the old ways know the stories of the Sun Goddess and her status as both a symbol of fertility and virility. She had blessed many barren mares with life in the old days," Cloudy said as she cleared her throat and adjusted her glasses.

>>42576932
"Oh... Well, I'm still sorry you had to see me like... well, this," Twilight commented with a blush, silently cursing her still-hard phallus that refused to soften even in the face of her embarrassment.
>"It's quite alright your majesty... Pray tell, why were you in the middle of such an act, though? Is it not a sin to spill seed wastefully?"
>Suddenly Cloudy's eyes widen.
>"Is this perhaps the 'edging' I have heard Limestone speak of with her sisters when she was unaware of mine presence outside of their door? You are preparing a particularly potent release of thine essence for when mine most wild of daughters returns? You seek to bless her with a foal?! Oh joyess days! I shall soon be a grand mother!"
>The excitement in Cloudy's voice surprised Twilight, even as her cock twitched at the idea of finally knocking up her marefriend, but she shakes her head.
>"Um, no, ma'am, Pinkie says she's not ready for a foal, yet. It's just that, she usually uses her mouth to... you know... in the morning, and I guess I can't finish without the help anymore."
>Cloudy's expression is shocked for a moment before becoming cold.
>"Mine own daughter has been fellating a Goddess- wasting holy seed. Where did I go wrong in raising her? How many blessed foals has mine daughter swallowed?"
>"W-well, I don't know about all that."
>"Nonsense! I shan't let another foal be denied existence! Not under my roof. Pinkie's lips shan't touch your glorious shaft again whist you are here! If she refuses to bless the world, than I shall!"
>"Excuse me?!"
>"Mine husband shall understand. Neigh, he will be honored to have the privilege of raising your foal! Do not fear, Princess, for my mortal womb shall eagerly drink every drop of your virile seed starting this very morning!"
>Twilight could not believe her ears even as her cock throbbed and drooled at the prospect.
>Not only knocking up a mare, but Pinkie's own mother?
>It was so wrong!
>So cruel!
>So, so HOT!
>She could barely stop the quiver in her voice as her dick made up her mind for her.
>"I-if that's the case, you should probably show me what you're offering, r-right?"
>"Of course, your Majesty, all that I am is for your eyes to feast," Cloudy said as she stepped into the room and shut the door behind her.
>She turned her back as she did, and Twilight's eyes instantly snapped to the older mare's behind, widening as the turquoises tail flagged high and to the side, revealing a plump pony pussy that was already winking an invitation at the princess.
>Twilight's horn glowed with hardly any command from her as both she and Cloudy were teleported.
>Cloudy found her front half falling onto the edge of the bed, her hind hooves still making contact with the dusty floor boards, and soon grunting as a weight threw itself onto her back.
>Twilight scrabbled for purchase, wings flapping as she pulled herself up her mate's body, front hooves quickly settling to wrap around Cloudy's waist.

>>42576994
>With a flex, Twilight's thick cock surges up under the mare beneath her and slaps against Cloudy's belly, right between her plump teats, smearing pre on just above the mare's belly button and marking just how deep Twilight was about to be.
>With a heated snort, Twilight adjusted herself, pulling back and aiming her cock at Cloudy's leaking entrance, and with a mighty flex of her glutes and flap of her wings, rammed her entire length to the sheath into her new broodmare.
>Twilight's powerful thrusts slammed Cloudy Quartz against the mattress edge, each impact rattling the bedframe against the wooden floorboards.
>Cloudy's practical bun unraveled completely, turquoise strands plastering across her sweat-slicked forehead as her glasses slid precariously down her nose with every jarring collision.
>Twilight's teeth sank into the nape of Cloudy's neck- not gentle, but claiming as her hips pistoned relentlessly, the wet slap of flesh-on-flesh echoing through the small bedroom.
>"Goddess! Oh, blessed alicorn!" Cloudy gasped into the sheets, her voice trembling between moans.
>Her hind legs trembled as Twilight's thick shaft hammered impossibly deep, the flared crown battering against her cervix with bruising force.
>"Pound this lowly vessel! Fill me with your holy light!"
>Each word dissolved into a choked cry as Twilight's thrusts grew more frantic, the bed scraping across the floor with the violence of their coupling.
>Cloudy arched desperately, pushing back against Twilight's bruising grip.
"Please! I beg you, let your divine seed claim my womb!"
>Her plea broke into a shattered scream as Twilight's cock swelled, throbbing against her battered cervix.
>The alicorn's wings flared wide, casting frantic shadows across the walls as her hips stuttered, burying herself to the hilt.
>A guttural groan tore from Twilight's throat as she locked against Cloudy's body, her cock pulsing deep within the older mare.
>Cloudy shuddered violently, her own climax crashing over her in ragged waves as she felt the first hot jets flooding her depths.
>"Yes! Bless me! Bless this humble earth pony with your heir!"
>she sobbed, collapsing forward as Twilight's teeth finally released her neck, leaving angry red marks.
>The alicorn remained draped over her, panting heavily, her cock still twitching inside Cloudy's spasming passage as warmth spread through the mare's belly.
>Cloudy Quartz lay trembling, her flanks slick with sweat as well as both mare's combined sexual fluids.
>She craned her neck, trying to glimpse the princess above her.
Twilight’s eyes were wide, pupils blown with primal satisfaction, yet flickering with dawning horror at what she’d just done.
Cloudy’s voice was thick with reverence and exhaustion as she said, "Th-thank you, your Majesty... Your essence... it burns so gloriously within me..."
She shifted slightly, wincing at the deep ache radiating from her stuffed-full womb. "I can feel it... taking root..."
>"Twilight? Mom?"

>>42444645 (OP)
*extremely loud glucking noises*

>>42577083
whew what a green

>>42444743
based futafag hater

>>42571228
Nice.

>>42577782
Just felt like trying to see if I could make up a reasonable scenario in which Twilight fucks Pinkie's mom.
Figured going the crazy religious route was the only way.
>>42578221
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Got any requests for redemption?

>>42578481
>Got any requests for redemption?
Yes. Twi fucks all the other MILFs

Rarity jizzes enough to fill a cider barrel and it's so thick you can turn it upside-down and the spill will take at least 4 seconds to touch the ground. She loves to watch people choke it all down and lie on their stuffed guts helpless. Also mare nuts are as pungent and steamy as a pot of boiling pickle juice.

I will gladly let purple smart smother my face in her marefolds.

>>42555323
What is this square ass looking Twilight? Socks look sexy tho

>Mare jizz tastes exactly like luxury milkshake with unique flavours according to the mare, but is very low calorie and high in protein and healthy fatty acids
>Marewives half-heartedly trying to push their human husbands away to rest their constantly overtaxed nuts, the average mare naturally brewing a litre every 4 hours still isn't enough to keep up with the demand
>even celestia's melon-sized industrial cream factories need to be soothed on a heat pack

>>42578501
Not sure what scenarios would lead to the other MILFs giving themselves to Twilight.
I suppose Windy Whistle and her husband might think that Windy getting knocked up by an alicorn will produce an even more amazing foal than Dash.
Fluttershy's mom is probably super desperate for dick because she's married to a pansy.
Not sure about Rarity's mom.
AJ's mom is out unless Twilight decides to raise the dead.
Spoiled Rich would probably want to get pregnant so she can milk the crown for child support.

>>42576742
oh no

>>42578722
>Not sure what scenarios would lead to the other MILFs giving themselves to Twilight.
>I suppose Windy Whistle and her husband might think that Windy getting knocked up by an alicorn will produce an even more amazing foal than Dash
Just. Do. It.
>Fluttershy's mom is probably super desperate for dick because she's married to a pansy
Even more reason for her to get a dicking by Twi
>Not sure about Rarity's mom
Rarity's a slut, ergo...!
>AJ's mom is out unless Twilight decides to raise the dead
Oh, I'm sure Twi has access to necromancy & time reversal spells
>Spoiled Rich would probably want to get pregnant
...because she wants a good hard dicking

>>42578722
You can also include Stellar Flare
Just because

>>42444645 (OP)
No means no, Twilly. I'm not a faggot!

>>42579057
>No
When coming from others, that word isn't in Twi's vocabulary. Which is why Twi will be coming in others

>>42444645 (OP)
Yes Miss Twilight, I will suck your fat marecock

>>42521069
dont worry, I'll be your friend anon. And we'll have tons of gay sex!

>>42579467
How nice of you, Fluttershy.

>>42579467 willingly accepts the Twicock, so what's your excuse >>42579057 ?

>>42444645 (OP)
No thanks Twi

>>42549785
>twilight is stuck in a chastity cage for the time being, for whatever reason
>can't stand it anymore
>looks for a couple very specific spells
>1. hologram cock
>2. self-hypnosis to make herself believe the new hologram is just her own real biological cock
>...wait... huh.... what was I doing?
>Oh nice I'm not stuck in a cage anymore!

>>42579057
>he doesn't know

>>42577083
Kek

>>42580637
You will suck Twi's dick. And you will like it

>>42578722
I can see how the story already goes.
>Twilight and Pinkie break up, but luckily remain friends.
Pinkie acknowledges that her mom is pretty hot and it would be hard for any pony to resist being begged to knock her up.
>Even so, it's just too weird to date the mother of her new half-sibling.
>Twilight is pretty down and one of her other friends seek to comfort her.
>In the process, the two grow closer and begin to date.
>While visiting with the new marefriend's parents, shenanigans once again leads to Twilight banging her new marefriend's mom and knocking her up.
>This leads to a break up, and subsequently Twilight dating a new mare with a MILF who she ends up fucking.
>Rinse and repeat until Twilight admits she has a weakness for MILFs and just settles down with one.
I'd have Stellar Flare be the last one since she's single.

>>42581414
I am NOT going te!

>>42581867
'I am ___ going te' is what you should say
>te
You mean 'to', _erk

Thump

>>42581632
Can't wait to read those

>>42581632
does she never try dating AJ or how does that relationship end?

>>42582290
She fucks Big Mac and AJ is weirded out by it

>>42582746
>She fucks Big Mac
...while he's in drag ?
Her Little Dragon in Spike heels is her cocksleeve friend in bed

>>42583036
oh yeah
she fucked Orchard Blossom

>>42583120
UNF

>>42583036
Spike? Is that you?

>>42583855
The answer to your question is yes

>>42583887
Wow...

>>42583120
It's so funny to imagine him talking in the voice and mannerisms of orchard blossom during

>>42583887
does spike really?

>>42584682
Yes.

>>42444663
Not sure if this applies since sparkle always wants me. Which I can never give into.

>>42444663
>All twifags are trans
...istor radios? >>42501489

>>42585126
What music would she play?

>>42584682
Spike is Twi's drag-on cum-panion

>>42585424
>What music would she play?
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

>>42585453
kino

>>42585453
Can't believe Twilight knocked up Orchard Blossom

>>42586229
She's one lucky pony!

>>42586235
indeed

>>42586229
Twi is so fertile, she can nake stallions pregnant

>>42586884
Alicorns are responsible for continuing the species in case of a disaster so impregnating stallions is naturally an ability they posses

>>42586884
What

>>42587457
Twi: 'Ever hear of Mpreg , anon...?!'

>>42586235
>She's one lucky pony!
...and that's just Orchard Blossom

>>42587660
...No?

Kill futafags. Behead futafags. Roundhouse kick a futafag into the concrete. Slam dunk a futafag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy futacucks. Defecate in a futafags food. Launch futafags into the sun. Stir fry futafags in a wok. Toss futafags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a futafags gas tank. Judo throw futafags into a wood chipper. Twist futafags heads off. Report futafags to the IRS. Karate chop futafags in half. Curb stomp pregnant futacuck futafags. Trap futafags in quicksand. Crush futafags in the trash compactor. Liquefy futafags in a vat of acid. Eat futafags. Dissect futafags. Exterminate futafags in the gas chamber. Stomp futafag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate futafags in the oven. Lobotomize futafags. Mandatory abortions for futafags. Grind futafag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown futafags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize futafags with a ray gun. Kick old futafags down the stairs. Feed futafags to alligators. Slice futafags with a katana.

>>42444645 (OP)
I really like this thread

sage

>>42588328
same

Love keeping this thread bumped so people get upset about marecock

>>42588025
>...No
Twi: '...you will, anon'