Thread 42444645

You heard her, anon

dumb futafag

>>42444651
Mindbroken, he meant her hooves.

>>42444645 (OP)
All twifags are trans.

>>42444651
this anon gets his asshole obliterated by marecocks

>>42444656
NTA but that image is trannycoded

Futafags are like Anthroniggers. They take the elegant, perfect form of a mare, nature's most harmonious creation, and twist it into some grotesque, throbbing nightmare to satisfy their deranged urges.
Equestrian mares are flawless just as they are. They don’t need to be "improved" with meat scepters or swinging ballsacks. That’s not enhancement, that’s desecration. Whenever I see a futa edit, it’s like someone spray-painted a dick on the Mona Lisa. I don’t get turned on, I get the urge to grab a pressure washer.
These degenerates aren’t content with quietly jerking off to their bastardized biology either. No, they have to shove it in everyone’s face like some greasy street preacher of perversion. “Kinkshaming!” they cry, as if our disgust isn’t a rational response to seeing Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.
They could’ve just admired the mares. Appreciated them for their grace, their charm, their divine flanks. But no. They stapled a dong on and called it a day. It’s lazy, it’s gross, and it’s a crime against ponykind.
Futafags aren’t just horny. They’re missionaries for a corrupted gospel, spreading their gospel of gonads like it’s divine truth. It’s not. It’s coom-colored heresy.
Keep your filth in your folders. Don’t make it our problem. The mares deserve better. They deserve reverence, not revision. Futas are a scourge, and as long as we’ve got keyboards and taste, we’ll keep calling it out.

The mares must remain pure. The mares must be protected.

>>42444743
>two separate 'not x but y' statements in a single post
Back in my day we wrote our rants ourselves rather than telling ChatGPT to do it and then changing a few words.

>>42444645 (OP)
She means her clit

>>42444743
/mlp/ has around 500 people at most.
The most upvoted anthro pics on boorus have thousands of likes.
Therefore, liking anthro is statistically more normal than disliking it.
/mlp/ just wants to forever pretend like it's still 2011 and furries haven't been assimilated into 4chan culture, including their own cons. The poseur, performative hatred of anthro is nothing but virtue signaling to a culture that barely even exists at this point.

>>42444832
Erm, anthro images would actually have thousands of dislikes, but on Derpibooru, downvoting images based on their content is against the rules :/

>>42444832
I'm a furfag and I think anthro ponies look bad. It just doesn't fit.

>>42444743
>Futafags are like Anthroniggers
yeah, we're both BBB (based beyond belief)

>>42444848
agreed, anthro ponies are just such a vile and complete downgrade from regular quadrupeds, yet I can stomach anthro anything-else generally fine

>>42444748
Stupid zoomer pretending you're a millennial. We're doing the reverse. We're writing our own shit and then putting ChatGPT to change a few words for us to sound smoother.

>>42444854
>stupid zoomer, you don't know how we're actually using chatgpt!
I feel like you've worked against your own argument here. Surely if I'm so ignorant about the use of a technology primarily used by young people I'm more likely to be older.

>>42444841
Fresh cope

>>42444832
/mlp/ aren't the only ones using boorus

>>42444645 (OP)
OP is gay as fuk and a janny

>>42445299
Hey you nigger. I may be brown too but I'll never work for free.

>>42444645 (OP)
yummy yummy gummy cummy in my tummy

>>42445317
Does Hiro give you hotpockets?

>>42444908
Well, you're arguing with a person who literally admits he's using AI to create his argument for him. Of course it's going to be riddled with illogical shit.

>>42444645 (OP)
I miss the mares with flares threads…

>>42446131
Well you can make one, there's nobody stopping you. You'll just have people calling you a faggot the whole time.

>>42446135
I don’t think they’re allowed anymore, which is honestly worse for the whole board as it was a containment thread

>>42446148
You regularly spammed it outside the containment, futatranny.

>>42446148
You trannies never stayed in your "containment thread"
I'm glad your threads got banned

>>42444645 (OP)
Proving once and for all if you waifu Twilight you are undeniably gay

>>42446421
I dunno about that. She's just the most popular character so statistically any fetish is going to be linked to her.

>>42444743
Just a tip but next avoid terms like "throbbing nightmare" or "meat scepters" and "swinging ballsacks" as that just made me horny

>>42447021
/chag/fag spotted.

10 out of 10!

>>42444645 (OP)
no

>>42444645 (OP)
>"her"
LMAO twifags are deluded

>>42444832
Anthro ponies are garbage, has nothing to do with muh furries. It just looks retarded, simple as.

>>42444832
autism

>>42445318
Anon?

>>42449219
just a typical twifag move along Xir

>>42448583
Wrong

>>42448583
They're both the same thing

>>42448583
The only 2 things that separate mares from furries are
>hooves
>quadrupedal
Anthro removes both of these things. They become inherently furries.

>>42444651
I actually find futamare on mare action hot.
I however cannot say the same for futa mare on stallion or man. Don't see the appeal there.

>>42450159
>He doesn't want his prostate milked by his waifus 14 inch marecock
Gay

>>42450137
anthro still has hooves though

>>42450219
can*, not still
love me some arm hooves in addition to leg hooves

>>42444645 (OP)
unf..

>>42444651
She's talking about her clit coom brain

>>42449219
if you won't even guzzle your waifu's cock cream then you don't really love her

>>42450735
Anon...

>>42450735
Wat

>>42450735
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even guzzle your waifu's nasty shits then you don't really love her
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even gore your waifu in the most painful way possible then you don't really love her
very true

>>42450735
>if you won't even watch your waifu get fucked by other males then you don't really love her
YABBA????????

>>42450735
>if you won't even let your waifu fill you with her eggs then you don't really love her
very true

>>42444645 (OP)
post that video

>>42452047
...Video?

>>42452012
Zoomer simps unironically believe this.

>>42452012
This is very true in the case of us Raricucks. Every mare has her needs, and with Queen Rarity, her needs include validation and fat cock from elite, high status stallions. It would be wrong to withhold someone as perfect as Rarity from her needs, and if you truly loved her, you would sit in the cuck chair and watch her needs be fulfilled with a fat smile on your face.

>>42452512
This. Loving Rarity means you accept her needs and wish her to have the best life that she deserves.

>>42450735
The utter state of every twifag. There is no coming back from this.

>>42444645 (OP)
NO

>>42452727
So you wouldn’t suck your waifus hot marecock and guzzle all of her delicious semen? I hope you realize that you’re the faggot in this situation

>>42453264
No I dont think so twitranny . Mares dont have cocks, what you are describing is mega gay.

>>42450164
only 14? amateur hour over here

>>42453852
Twi has a tiny pp

>>42453894
smol pp is fine. she has to poke my prostate harder to make me cum plus i can fit the entire package in my mouth while giving her a morning blowjob kiss

>>42453894
But she has a huge pussy

>>42454342
huge marecock*

>>42444645 (OP)
No I didn't

>>42450159
One of my favorite clopfics was Twilight slowly forming a mare harem with her futa cock. Good times. Shame it never finished.

>>42452727
A fic of futa Twilight mind breaking these two with her cock would be great.

>>42444743
>Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.
Unf

>>42455493
post clopfic

>>42455590
unff

>>42444832
>virtue signaling
Stop using words you don’t know. Posturing would be a better fit. Also you are wrong since I don’t think furry and ponies mix well.

>>42456143
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20617/twilights-misadventures-and-apologies-to-the-readers

>>42452351
Yeah, it's a video of Twilight singing about her best friend, which turns out to be fastfood burgers, if I recall.
Same guy who did the one with Rarity making Dash model different outfits set to a Mario song.

>>42457106
This one, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhPZmulaPI

>>42457101
thanks

>>42444645 (OP)
ok glup

>>42457101
unf

>>42444748
this

>>42457109
Doesn't seem so bad.

>>42458948
well obviously

>>42457109
BUNGER I LOVE BURGERS

>>42459710
BURGERS AND FRIES

>>42444645 (OP)
She should invent a spell to suck it.

Twily’s tiny little marecock... unfffff I wish she’d just shoot all of her hot maresemen directly down my throat and into my belly

wtf

>>42460875
ew

>>42460875
I want to tease her about her tiny pp and compare it to her friends’.

>>42462341
why are you talking about yourself

>a couple fillies are giggling in the corner of a library
>twilight rolls her eyes, kids looking at anatomy books
>later that day
>twilight thinks that she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herself
>Wow look labeled pictures of naked ponies with no standard "invisible genital illusion" spell, ha ha, hilarious. I can see the stallions penis
>Well, the mare must still have some genital illusion spell, there's no marecock in this drawing
>But the stallion has a penis? Weird that they wouldn't hide that, but they hid the mare's penis
>Check another book
>Stallion isn't hidden, mare only has breasts and vagina. MareCock is hidden.
>check another one. Same thing
>find a book specifically about horse reproductive system
>mare doesn't have a cock, stallion does
>Even has a whole chapter on genital hiding illusion spells, with diagrams of mare and stallion with everything hidden
>Twilight starts freaking out
>Do mares not usually have penises?
>She couldn't be the first and only mare with a cock, right?
>Should she ask somepony?
>Did they already know twilight was weird?
>Was she sure that she properly had a genital hiding illusion spell active every day of her entire life?

>>42463050
>she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herself
Impossible.

>>42462806
he's not. he has no friends

>>42463050
>Twilight comes up to you, blushing up a storm, unable to look at you in the eye
>She says not to make jokes as she can’t bring this up to the other girls and raises a leg, showing off her cute package
>She asks if you’ve noticed other mares with a penis like this
What do you do?

>>42463360
no Anon has such a thing

>>42464589
but I do. you're all my friends :)

>>42444645 (OP)
Ok

>>42465086
lol

>>42465086
Suck it.

>>42464028
start sucking.

>>42464028
Run away!

>>42464028
>Burn it with fire
It's a changeling. Real Twi has horsepussy. Don't get tricked next time.

>>42467350
Anon, Twilight's not going to approve of you killing a changeling even if it is impersonating her and trying to get you to think she has a dick. Instead you should play along for a bit while getting Spike to find the real Twilight so that the problem can be solved.

>>42467357
Real Twi isn't a pussy. Billions of changelings must be banished.

>>42467378
Billions of marecocks must be sucked.

wtf

>>42468369
Yes?

>>42467378
based!

>>42469359
on twichad?

>>42470150
yep

>>42470394
Wow!

>>42464028
spin 360 and walk away

>>42471301
same

>>42471301
You can't do that

>>42472231
But Billy Jean is not my lover.

>>42472306
HE HE

>>42472231
>he doesn't know

>>42444645 (OP)
sorry I only have an appetite for human penis

>42474689
this anon is gay and sucks cocks like the faggot he is

>>42474947 here
I love BBCs like all futasisters btw!

>>42471301
(J)ANNIE ARE YOU OK?

>>42475498
no

>>42465082
gay
now kiss me

bump for twicock.

twichads

>>42444645 (OP)
I accept my fate

>>42477953
same

>>42477953
>>42478376
for reals?

>>42444740
you sure seem to know a lot about what is and is not "tranny", anon
something you're not telling us?

>>42477953
same

>>42479199
Yes.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?

>>42480943
Yeah!

>>42480943
no ;(

>>42480943
what is "friend"?

>>42482363
it's something that is not real

>ctrl f
>two mentions of "clit"
I see there are only three heterosexual people left on this board.

>>42483150
>he doesn't know

>>42483607
what

>>42444740
to you, and to you only, rent free faggot

>>42479405
>>42484129
Cope

>>42484113
Nothing...

>>42485361
???

>>42486037
like i said bro

>>42486915
you're taking the piss

>>42487546
Twat.

>>42487990
that is what you are

>>42488451
>projecting

>>42488878
nice deflecting what you are

>>42489475
>>42488878
>>42488451
>>42487990
>>42487546
>>42486915
>>42486037
>>42485361
just kiss already

>>42489479
i'll kiss you massa

>>42490187
EW

>>42489479
No.

>>42490187
faggot

>>42490187
well, what are you waiting for?

>>42491755
*SMOOOOCH*
oh massa you're so sexy
*SMOOCHA* *SMOOOOCH*

>>42492247
WTF

>>42444854
our imperfections make us who we are anon

>>42492247
more, you kissing slut

>>42492831
no, I have standards you know.

>>42493736
shh shh shh, no talking
lemme just...there
now back to kissing

>>42493852
pls no...

>>42494309
Back.
To.
Kissing.
NOW.

>>42494865
have mercy!

>>42494309
>>42495398
i noticed a severe lack of smooches. care to explain?

>>42495426
massa im sorry i'll get to it in just a moment massaa

>>42496002
SMOOCH NOW.

>>42496478
*SMOOOOOOOCH*

>>42496909
SMOOCH ME MORE NOW!

>>42496002
good anon
*pat pat*

>>42497311
*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOOOCH!*

>>42496478
>>42497311
nigga stole my smooches

>>42498199
*SMOOOCH* *SMOOOCH* *SMOOCH* SORRY MASSA!

>>42498718
lower

>>42498939
*smoo-* wait that's gay anon

>>42499177
we don't know that until we try

>>42499188
so. uhhh. guess i'll smooch the tummy? *SMOOOOOCH*

>>42499702
a little bit lower

>>42499726
UMM... I guess your shoes then? *SMOOOCH*

>>42500231
I think anon wants it higher than that.

>>42500231
i said a little bit

>>42500732
massa please don't ill smooch your legs *SMOOOCH*

>>42444645 (OP)
But Twi is a magic horse, thus she can make her cock suck itself
But would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?

OP is a tranny who should be phonebooked

>>42501475
>OP is a tranny
>tranny
If the OP wants to be an early portable radio, I'm not going to be the one resisting their wish, even if their asking to be one is at a medium frequency

>>42444645 (OP)
Yes m'princess, my mouth is always open-wide for sucking some "friendship"

>>42501467
wat

>>42501467
>she can make her cock suck itself
Lmao cock selfvore.
>But would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?
I imagine it could look like a Klein bottle.

>>42501489
is it a good radio or a eh one?

>>42502628
It's made by Pony, so it's good

>>42503531
wow!

cocksleeve

>>42504332
cute!
>spoiler
oh

>>42504332
haha?

>>42504332
>spoiler
HOT

>>42504332
...WTF

>>42503531
lol

>>42504332
Oi OI OI what WHAT

>>42506093
Hmm? Nothing is wrong there.

>>42504332
Ironically, on Derpi this has the tag wholesome

>>42506948
I mean it is, isn't it?

>>42507343
Not in the context of this thread its a yeah

>>42507975
What about cuntext?

>>42508474
heh

>>42507343
perhaps ;)

>>42509089
You're creeping me out.

>>42509326
Ok, and?

>>42444645 (OP)
I cant hear

>>42455493
I've always wanted to read a futa-twi harem where she ends up seducing the MILFs of her friends.
You can't tell me that seeing Twilight wreck Cloudy Quartz wouldn't be hot.

>>42510478
unf

>>42510207
But you can read.

>>42511191
no I lost the will to read and now everything is blurry

>>42511191
I can read Twi's but_

she should eat too many hayburgers and throw it all up on my face, then fuck me with her futa cock

>>42511724
haha?

>>42511724
You killed the vinyl thread with this

>>42512172
meds now, fag.

>>42511724
Wtfff

>>42512567
Yes?

>>42501467
>>42502112
Non-euclidian sex is so based it's unreal

>>42513062
It's been a thing before you were born, my autistic faggot.
Spade became another way of referring to a nigger, and the card suit being black was just association.
Queen of spades is another way of saying high class women being queen of blacks, but not in master-slave way.
It's a reversal of colonization, which subjugated and demeaned niggers then, now whites are demeaned and open legs for their womb to get colonized.

>>42511724
Bro...

>>42513262
Haha?

>>42513262
not just hayburgers she can eat whatever she just has to throw up in my mouth then fuck it down

>>42513403
UNF

>>42513403
You're serious?

>>42513403
GIWTWM

>>42480943
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy~

>>42513403
wtf

>>42511724
kinda gay tbf

>>42515378
Does kinda sound like that.

>>42510478
I've always thought Twilight ending up in the G5 world and creating a harem with the G5 cast would be hot.
Sunny would through herself on Twilight's cock and happily help her friends find there way under her princess, too, even if they don't think they want it.
They'll change their minds once the one true ruler of ponies fucks their brains out.

>>42515575
no it don't

>>42516355
uhh yeah it does bro!

>>42514209
fag

>>42517409
And?

>>42517874
You're the faggiest faggot to ever faggot on 4chan's /mlp/.

>>42514209
Do you have a best friend too

Super straight btw

>>42518452
>super straight btw
Something tells me you're a pretty big liar.

>>42518631
what makes you think that then

>>42519076
The thread, perhaps?

>>42519433
nah It cant be bro

>>42519734
You're screwing with me, aren't you?

>>42518452
This was my first post in this thread

>>42520364
How am I supposed to believe you?

>>42520708
I am a phone poster, does that answer your question?

>>42520956
not a good enough answer

>>42465082
ur not my friend. you anons are fucking gay and no fun to hang out with. kill yourself for even thinking we are frens.

>>42521069
why are you so mean 2 me ;(

>>42521455
We all hate you.

>>42521455
we all love you! <3

>>42521993
thank you very much nonny!!! ;)

>>42522726
cute!

>>42522726
she is so smug...

>>42522726
she is so fat...

>>42523734
...her dick is, at least

>>42523819
unf

>>42522726
cheeky bugger

>>42522726
STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE

>>42524914
:)

>>42524914
no

>Spunky Punky Twi
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's her Sex Pistol

>>42524914
Smile, smile Smile! - Pinkie Pie

>>42524914
>STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE
>pic
You do, >>42524914: Twi's

>>42526188
kek

>>42525932
unf

>>42444645 (OP)
Not going to do it.

>>42527353
yeah cause you're a wuss

>>42527353
>going to do it
should be your answer

>>42527785
>>42528272
i am NOT going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am not gay.

>>42528281
'i am ___ going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am ___ gay' is what you should say

>>42528299
You're just twisting my words now, I would never do that!

>>42528299
zesty

>>42444645 (OP)
No thanks, Twilight. I'm good.

>>42529735
SUCK IT AND YOU MUST DO IT PERFECTLY

>>42524914
OcO

>>42530238
stop... please... no more smiles... the sign says no smiling...

>>42531080
Because you asked so nicely, more smiling Twi

>>42531230
you're making me cry, please follow the rules and stop smiling!

>>42531595
>you're making me cry
...makes for a happy Twi

>>42531932
>Alicorn Twilight
Not canon, anything past S2 is not real. you're not real.

>>42532396
Yes cannon
your opinion isn't real

>>42532396
All seasons are real, you aren't real

>>42532619
>spoiler
Same can be said for yours.
>>42532635
None of us are real.

>>42533292
Princess Twi smiles as she agrees with me that all your opinions are wrong, and mine never will be
>not posting Twi
you don't have a decent image collection to be able to do so

>>42533292
>>42444645 (OP)

>>42444832
>performative
I wouldn't call it just performative when I'm pretty sure you still get banned for posting it here
>>42444841
What in the world is the downvote function for then?

>>42533330
>not posting Twi
Why should I?
>>42533386
SMILING IS ILLEGAL TWILIGHT STOP SMILING IT SAYS IN THIS DECREE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SMILE STOP STOP STOP!

>>42532635
I wish I could go to Equestria, but alas it is just only a cartoon and not something real in any corporeal form.

>>42534602
It can be real in your dreams!

>>42535206
Only for so long before it stops existing, sad...

>>42535692
Well it counts.

>>42517409
>retard hasn't even seen the animation the thread is based on
Never change, /mlp/

>>42536549
is there a problem with that?

>>42444645 (OP)
I vill NOT and I vill resist

>>42537620
YOU WILL SUCK IT AND YOU WILL SUCK IT CLEAN!

>>42538040
No.

*Twi throatfucks >>42538819*
>>42538819: 'GLK-GLK-GLK'

>>42538873
This did not happen. Never happened. I don't suck cocks.