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Anonymous No.42445737 >>42445741 >>42445751 >>42445878 >>42445893
I was always for Pinkie until this year I officially switched my waifu to Dash.
"You can't do that no one has ever switched their waifu"
Sure. But then I switched to Derpy. And now I'm thinking of switching to Rarity, it's been a crazy year. *phew*.
Anonymous No.42445739
whore
Anonymous No.42445740
If you're switching around that much you may just not have a waifu.
Anonymous No.42445741
>>42445737 (OP)
Anonymous No.42445743 >>42445750
The point of this thread though is, if I become a rarasimp, I want someone to kill me.
Anonymous No.42445750 >>42445770
>>42445743
Anonymous No.42445751 >>42445762
>>42445737 (OP)
>waifufags
Those don't exist
Anonymous No.42445762
>>42445751
Their general is proof of this.
Anonymous No.42445770 >>42445780 >>42445872 >>42445944 >>42446057
>>42445750
No... it's too late, I'm turning I'm turning! NOOOOOO! It's like that one scene from Disney's Recess. https://youtu.be/6G49jr7YhBU?si=nJaN_kDdK7ijQIWY&t=53 I'm surprised this was uploaded.

I've become the very thing I swore to destroy. I guess I'll join the rarasimps now and start bullying autistic people who hate on Rarity. Sigh. I guess I'll start masturbating to cuck porn. Sigh. I can't believe it's come to this.
Anonymous No.42445780 >>42445807
>>42445770
Anonymous No.42445807 >>42445817 >>42446057
I just spent $300 on Rarity merch. Sigh. I guess I want Rarity to bend me over and shove her horn up in my anus. Sigh. Does anyone remember the trading card MLP game, I had a lot of cards. Don't remember how it worked though it was probably stupid.

>>42445780
This is all your fault for shoving Rarity's fat marshmallow rump in my face. I was once a respectable member of this community. Now look at me. How far I've fallen. Another Rarity white knight. What would my father say? I need some time alone listening to brony music and looking out into the sunset thinking on all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVMH6oe0mE
Anonymous No.42445817
>>42445807
Anonymous No.42445872
>>42445770
Atleast you’ve accepted the fact that you are now permanently a cuck, no matter what.
Anonymous No.42445878
>>42445737 (OP)
And they say men are fickle in their affections.
Anonymous No.42445893 >>42445950
>>42445737 (OP)
When you find your true waifu you just know. You know deep in your heart that she's the one.
Then you commission a 2000 dollar Lifesize plush of her for cuddles. It's mandatory.
Anonymous No.42445944 >>42445960
>>42445770
You sat down, typed all this out, filled out the captcha three or four times, and hit submit.
Anonymous No.42445950
>>42445893
Kek hopefully OP will make up his mind or he will become a poorfag
Tho rich in cuddles
Anonymous No.42445960 >>42445964
>>42445944
>filled out the captcha three or four times

And for all your informations. Yes I suffer from Aromantisism. A condition that makes me incapable of feeling that kind of weird marital love. But just because I have a disability doesn't mean I can't still love my waifu in my own way and I know Rarity will love me and I will love her.
Anonymous No.42445964 >>42446046
>>42445960
have you jerked off to any rarity cuck fan fics yet? Rarity isn’t truly your waifu until you do
Anonymous No.42446046
>>42445964
I'll download some fanfics and go home and do that genuinely. Mostly I am starting to just imagine being her paypig and having her sit on my face and other beta man things. But also I don't think my brutal rape and master/slave fetish will ever go away regardless.
Anonymous No.42446057 >>42446083
>>42445770
>>42445807
Come on, don't be like that. You wouldn't leave a lady waiting, would you?
Anonymous No.42446083
>>42446057
>rarity sex sex sex sex sex.jpg
I can't believe there's a genuine Rarity brainwashing campaign going on, and I'm a victim.