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Anonymous No.42449609 >>42449629 >>42449674 >>42449769 >>42449789 >>42450265 >>42450299 >>42451500
Someone just called me cringe for watching My Little Pony. I'm not cringe, Is watching FiM cringe, /mlp/? And whenever people find out I'm a brony they instantly start asking if I'm a "clopper", what the heck? "Excuse me" I say, and they just start talking about me being a clopper and even a pedo and laughing and "kick him" "no keep the lolcow here" and then they kick me. What is this prejudice?
Anonymous No.42449622
Sounds like you're ugly
Sorry you had to learn it like this
Anonymous No.42449629 >>42449648
>>42449609 (OP)
Why do you want to recreate 2013.
That's a very old picture according to the filename, too,
Makes me more curious.
Anonymous No.42449648 >>42451500
>>42449629
That's what I always tell them too! "Why are you bullying me for being a brony, 2012 called, they want their hatred back, bigots." But they still do it. It's true I post a lot of ponies and only talk about ponies when the chatroom is about something else, but I'm just expressing my culture and lifestyle as a brony.
I kind of stopped using chatrooms though, and the actual mlp communities are all children. Well, all the internet is children.
Anonymous No.42449674 >>42449778
>>42449609 (OP)
You are cringe for making multitudes of twilight slide threads
Anonymous No.42449769 >>42449802
>>42449609 (OP)
You are a clopper though? We all are
Anonymous No.42449778 >>42450408 >>42451525
>>42449674
WHEN WILL YOU WEAR WIGS. I mean, when will you tell me what a twilight slide thread is?
Anonymous No.42449789 >>42451540
>>42449609 (OP)
Yes, it's cringe and you should keep it to yourself. I keep it to myself and it's paid off quite nicely in not having to have conversations like that. It's one thing to have an inappropriate private life, quite another thing entirely to have an inappropriate public life.
Anonymous No.42449802 >>42450269
>>42449769
Even if they're right about me being a clopper or pedo or anything else, they shouldn't assume that and shove it in my face right away. "Oh you watch anime do you masturbate to it? hehehehehe" Bronies deserve to be treating with respect at this point for the awful treatment we were put through in the early 2010s. If we're not going to get reparations we should at least be revered, I was bullied in school!
My father was a brony, and I'm a brony's son, he'll be with you fellow ponies until this battles won.
Anonymous No.42450265
>>42449609 (OP)
>Is watching FiM cringe, /mlp/?
only if you let others find out your secret
Anonymous No.42450269
>>42449802
>My father was a brony
That's so cool, I wish I had a father like yours
Anonymous No.42450299 >>42451493 >>42451532 >>42451539
>>42449609 (OP)
I am gonna give you the secret formula. You can only share your passions and lifestyle choices with normies only if at least one of these aspects are provided by the thing you are about to share:
- it brings you money
- it gives you power over others
- it gives you access to women

Example 1: lets say you collect stamps. That's cringe and lame as fuck in the eyes of normies (most things are). Try telling your normie friend that you gonna show them your collection. They gonna roll their eyes internally. But then show them a group of stamps and say "oh this one is worth 40.000 USD". Within 1 second you will cease being lame and boring and become interesting.

Example 2: you do Yoga. Your gimbro friends laugh at this. Then you tell them half of women you fucked this year you met on yoga gatherings. Now they are listening and give you high fives.

If MLP isn't a source of money, power or women for you - it's not worth sharing. Keep that stuff to yourself. Friendship is magic — because there is no real friendship and no real magic in real world. Just groups of people seeking approval, opportunities and hedging their bets. This is fine, it was always like this.
Anonymous No.42450408
>>42449778
Oh janny you know what a twilight slide thread is. If you dont just ask Ai.
Anonymous No.42451493
>>42450299
I'll remember this advice for when I want to live a depressing life
Anonymous No.42451500 >>42451504
>>42449609 (OP)
>>42449648

so why do you worship a cartoon for little girls?
Anonymous No.42451504
>>42451500
Because it has cute little foals in it.
Anonymous No.42451525
>>42449778
Whats so harmful that you have to keep banning users twitranny?
Anonymous No.42451532
>>42450299
>I spent 5000 USD on this lifesize pony plush with a realistic artificial horse vagina insert
Am I doing this right?
Anonymous No.42451539
>>42450299
>Friendship is magic — because there is no real friendship and no real magic in real world
that's pessimistic
Anonymous No.42451540
>>42449789
>he hates mlp on the mlp board