Thread 42450673

What kind of office worker would Twilight Sparkle be?

>>42450673 (OP)
She would be the bitch that rats on you for being on 4chan instead of working

>>42450673 (OP)
She'd post a bunch of shitty threads while sucking cocks just like you, OP.

>>42450673 (OP)
CEO of slide threads

Boss's pet, always overworking and being confused when you don't do the same.

She's the office worker that signed off on cancelling G5

>>42450673 (OP)
god, look at this cute rump

>>42450673 (OP)
The kind that works in an office

>>42450678
Why

>>42450697
How could that be twilight died before G% aired

>>42450673 (OP)
She'd be the kind that kills all of her co-workers in the elevator with a rancid fart.

>>42450686
She's be horrible in other ways, too. She'd discover a new business-related fad every week and turn the whole office upside-down implementing it. The filing system would be unusable because the indexing system would vary from week to week. You'd lose track of your own desk because she'd turn the place to open-plan, then back to a cubicle farm, then clustered by birth signs on different floors, then some sort of spiral plan supposedly based on workflows. It would be like some sort of horror story.

>>42451554
thank you glimernigger

>>42451564
I believe it

>>42450686
Eh, the personality mapping isn't always so clean. I was a teacher's pet by the book perfect grades afraid to break any rules type student like Twilight even up to college. But then when it comes to office work I really don't give a fuck. I only put is 15-25 hours of honest work a week and I'm still getting more done than most of the other people with my title so whatever, good enough. I think it's because your personality in school life is an extension of your true self but in office life it really isn't

>>42450697
twilight after ponies rejected creaturequestria

>>42451572
Lol sauce?

>>42451565
>glimernigger

>>42451564
This sounds like fun, shame i wouldn't be able to get any work done

>>42452615
The only people who hate me, and hate Glim, are brown.

>>42452777
There are brown people who like Starlight too.

>>42450673 (OP)
The know-it-all manager who is convinced she can do your job better than you can and constantly micromanages you.

>>42452777
What if I like Glim but hate you? Am I a mulatto or something?

>>42450673 (OP)
Is she horny for the interns?

>>42453822
Yes.

>>42454917
What does she do to them?

>>42454979
Cut them off from their parents and make them work full time in her dungeon.

>>42454993
Huh.

>>42450673 (OP)
She would be annoyingly obsessive over the process rather than the result, even when no one cared. But at least you would know you could ask her any doubt.

She would hate if you ate or checked your phone probably.

>>42455810
I'm not sure about the eating part. A man's gotta eat.

>>42454993
Hot

>>42452777
I like starlight and hate you, and I just met you

>>42450682
I wanna work with her.

>>42457411
Doing what?

>>42457854
Foalnapping fillies and colts for Twilight to have fun with later.

>>42450673 (OP)
>those eyes

>>42454993
unf