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Anonymous No.42451760 >>42451767 >>42451773 >>42451783 >>42451786 >>42452038 >>42452381 >>42453903
>"well mom, he isn't exactly a stallion..."
Anonymous No.42451767
>>42451760 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhBM_Yay6w
Anonymous No.42451773
>>42451760 (OP)
incest is wincest
Anonymous No.42451783 >>42452038
>>42451760 (OP)
It's Trixie, isn't she?
Anonymous No.42451786 >>42451858 >>42452038
>>42451760 (OP)
Uh oh, who's the lucky colt?
Anonymous No.42451788
I'd prefer Velvet over her. It'd be just like in those neighponese adult videos
>My Lewd Mother-In-Law Is So Much Better Than My Princess Wife
Anonymous No.42451858 >>42452038
>>42451786
Anoncolt
I.e. ME. twilight sparkle has been molesting ME for 4 weeks straight
Anonymous No.42452038 >>42452124 >>42452159 >>42452173 >>42452304 >>42452368 >>42453151
>>42451760 (OP)
>>42451783
>>42451786
>>42451858
Twilight bros... not like this...
Anonymous No.42452124
>>42452038
Anonymous No.42452159
>>42452038
even cadence is surprised at that bullshit
Anonymous No.42452173 >>42454488
>>42452038
>not a stallion
>Princess Milflight Sparkle is rocking that lean, clean, underaged teen, newbie recruit cradle.
Anonymous No.42452304 >>42452330 >>42452350 >>42452420
>>42452038
Anonymous No.42452330 >>42452350 >>42452375 >>42452420
>>42452304
he deserved much better
Anonymous No.42452350 >>42452375 >>42452379 >>42452420 >>42457516
>>42452304
>>42452330
>Be chad sentry
>In a band
>Date any girl you want
>Dated bitch queen surpreme and the supposed alien horse princess girl she lost to
>Rest of school and town has their minds wiped and get visits about 'what you saw was just swamp glasses reflecting off light in the atmosphere.'
>No one remembers you were King chad
>You now hang out at the mall alone
Anonymous No.42452368
>>42452038
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FICTIONAL HORSE CHARACTER
Anonymous No.42452375 >>42452379 >>42452393 >>42454457
>>42452330
>>42452350
Our Man Brad was so close to smashing horse puss...
Anonymous No.42452379 >>42452420 >>42452564
>>42452350
>>42452375
The world simply was not ready for him and was prematurely casted to the wayside
Anonymous No.42452381
>>42451760 (OP)
Flash Sentry, the prince of friendship
Anonymous No.42452393 >>42452402 >>42452420 >>42452480 >>42452489 >>42452618 >>42453117 >>42453155 >>42453988 >>42454110
>>42452375
man why was everyone so mad at flash, hes a nice dude
did not deserve the hate and he would be upset to read the nasty shit you all wrote about him
Anonymous No.42452402
>>42452393
true
Anonymous No.42452420 >>42452527 >>42452530
>>42452304
>>42452330
>>42452350
>>42452379
>>42452393
Sic semper fures

Fuck around and find out again, faggot.
Anonymous No.42452480 >>42452494
>>42452393
Flash appeared at the end of S3 for the movie, and his first appearance was in a cash grab attempt to compete with Monster High by turning the ponies into teens. He was also a love interest for Twilight. That's the perfect storm of bullshit that made the shipfags, faustfags, and twifags have a Captain Planet moment and BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED took a collective steaming dump all over EQG and everything that came after it.

A short while later, they would do the same with Timber "Big Dick" Spruce. Not only was Timber 18 while Sci-Twi was 16 (LITERAL RAPE), he cucked Flash and, once again, the bronies can't handle the mares/girls having romantic partners because it's basically the same as their waifu cheating on them.

Flash and Timber literally did nothing wrong and had the potential to be great characters, but had to be shoved to the sides because of third-world autism (like when the Chinese threatened to kill a gacha game staff for letting gacha girls hook up with gacha guys in the same game).
Anonymous No.42452489 >>42452548
>>42452393
I suffered. Why shouldn't he?
Anonymous No.42452494 >>42452534
>>42452480
I like Shimmersentry. Or Flashsunset, or whatever it's called. They should've gotten back together after SS reformed.
Anonymous No.42452527
>>42452420
thanks, ChatGPT
Anonymous No.42452530
>>42452420
what
Anonymous No.42452534
>>42452494
Would've been interesting if they bonded over both being romantically rejected by Sci-Twi lol
Anonymous No.42452548 >>42452557 >>42453920 >>42454332
>>42452489
mindset of weaklings
you suffered, why should others?
Anonymous No.42452557
>>42452548
you willingly took out a loan
pay it back
Anonymous No.42452564 >>42452576
>>42452379
Boring character
Anonymous No.42452572
Would have someone noticed it if Flash murdered T*mber in the middle of the woods?
Anonymous No.42452576
>>42452564
You didn't even give him a chance!
Anonymous No.42452618 >>42452626 >>42454145 >>42454410
>>42452393
for the same reasons i personally like ships, it makes waifufags mad
RD is my favourite pony and i still ship her with AJ, because i'm not sexually attached to her
Anonymous No.42452626 >>42452655
>>42452618
Soarin would be better than AJ. At least they have something in common with both being in the Wonderbolts and are pegasuses.
Anonymous No.42452655 >>42453040
>>42452626
I think these two have more in common: they both like pie, are background ponies, and have an IQ above 70.
Anonymous No.42453040
>>42452655
>are background ponies
greatest meme season 3 ever blessed this fandom
Anonymous No.42453117
>>42452393
You only sympathize because now that hes a worthless loser you can empathize.
Anonymous No.42453151 >>42458031
>>42452038
>Twilight dates a cop
Anonymous No.42453155 >>42453200
>>42452393
He's boring and has nothing going for him. He has two traits which are: sexually attracted to horse girls and plays guitar
Anonymous No.42453200
>>42453155
That's one more trait than Anon
Anonymous No.42453903
>>42451760 (OP)
>wings
Anonymous No.42453920
>>42452548
Why shouldn't they?
Anonymous No.42453988 >>42454015
>>42452393
Flash conceptually has no qualities, he's a token love interest that does nothing but swoon over the protag. I don't hate him, I'm just mad that they did fuck all with TWO token love interests for Twilight. Flash could've easily been a Big Mac 2.0 as the coolest guy in the room, but ended up not doing anything but sighing over Twilight and Sunset
Anonymous No.42454015 >>42454057 >>42454092
>>42453988
So you're saying Big Mac should have fucked Twilight.
Anonymous No.42454057
>>42454015
Big Mac should fuck Twilight while Applejack watches
Anonymous No.42454092
>>42454015
Project Horizons...
Anonymous No.42454110
>>42452393
my wife gave him googly eyes so he deserves death
Anonymous No.42454145
>>42452618
Ships don't make us mad, retards spamming our threads with them do
It's the equivalent of BBC spam
Anonymous No.42454332
>>42452548
Everyone who has a better life than me deserves pain.
Anonymous No.42454410 >>42454424 >>42454678
>>42452618
>liking something cuz it makes some people mad
Ngl dude that sounds really miserable...
Anonymous No.42454424
>>42454410
That's how most 4channers think.
Anonymous No.42454457
>>42452375
hopeless magic now exists in the human world? 0/10 canon broken
Anonymous No.42454488
>>42452173
She says, as she lifts a leg and flashes poon at you.
Anonymous No.42454678 >>42454739 >>42456096
>>42454410
Shipfags are generally miserable. They self-insert into one of the characters because they're desperate for love but don't get any. Meanwhile, waifufags are content, because they love someone and know they would love them back.
Anonymous No.42454739 >>42455042 >>42455986
>>42454678
I don't self-insert, I have a cuck fetish
Anonymous No.42455042
>>42454739
You're still miserable.
Anonymous No.42455056
>Kickin' it at Sbarro's alone at 11:30 on a Tuesday morning
WHY YOU DO EM' LIKE THAT HASBRO
Anonymous No.42455986
>>42454739
oh that's so much better
Anonymous No.42456096 >>42456972
>>42454678
>desperate for love but don't get any
>says the waifufag
>content
>says the waifufag in a ship thread
Anonymous No.42456972 >>42457033
>>42456096
Waifufags ARE content. The fact you don't understand that means you don't understand waifuism. You're probably a newbie who either is a shipfag or uses waifus as a coping mechanism.
Anonymous No.42457033 >>42457603
>>42456972
You don't sound very content entering a ship thread to bitch about shipfags.
Anonymous No.42457516 >>42457521
>>42452350
Remember when he gave band performances before RR?
Anonymous No.42457521
>>42457516
Our boi swept the bracket in RR and needed to be stopped by BS equestrian plot magic to be stopped
Anonymous No.42457603
>>42457033
>bitch
Lol I'm literally just responding to a discussion that was started by a shipfag boasting about liking ships because "it makes waifufags seethe".

Just give up.
Anonymous No.42458031
>>42453151
At least she has enough power both politically and magically to avoid the domestic abuse rampant throughout police culture.