Thread 42452055

Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.
>Worse than Glimmer.
>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.
>One-note, always sad and crying now.
>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.
>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.
What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.

>>42452055 (OP)
I love her and I always will. FPBP.

>>42452081
Of course the gollyfag would befriend Misty. Not a surprise at all.

>>42452055 (OP)
nobody even knows who this is

By the way, I just remembered that I’m finally watching through the whole series and it’s been a few days, and I left Misty without a dad. Gonna watch “Family Trees” then “Father of the Bridlewood” now. :3

We're so back

>>42452055 (OP)
based

They ruined her. She was cute and funny when she worked for Opaline. Then she became insufferable.

Misty is fugging fugly.

>>42452089
Good.

>>42452055 (OP)
TMD

>>42452086
That's why cozy glow deserved to be turned into stone

>>42453449
>tfw you're not allowed to fuck or cum

>>42454001
I do not condone violence to Golly, but I *do* condone violence against M*sty and her band of KEKs.

>>42453449
Break out the cat o' nine tails, Opaline! Show SHARTsty what happens to those who betray such a beautiful and loving queen!

>>42454001
How dare you? Cozy Glow is Opaline’s best friend!

>>42454437
LOL! Thanks! Same. Even though I love her, I also love her abuse just as much. :)

>>42454869
Opaline is so beautiful and graceful, even when she's angry.

>>42454870
I want her to yell at me.

>>42454437
>Her band of KEKS
offboarder exposes himself

>>42454869
lol, this blue whore deserves worse

>>42452399
...on planet Retard. She was always bad.

>>42455650
Did it even reach 10 posts before dying? Because that might be the new anti-record for M*styfags.
>>42455651
We can try different things.

>>42455654
>t. secondary.

>>42455748
Or just a tourist, considering he doesn't remember when the board was swamped with anons swooning over Misty's cute misfortune.

>>42455748
>>42455835
>everyone on the board is one person
There were definitely people hating on Misty back then. Hell, people hated her before she even spoke because of her zigger features.

>>42455835
Also known as a secondary.

>>42455695
6 posts. I think there are more M*sty threads with even less posts before death, depending on criteria.

Imagine creating a hate a thread about the only character who actually was loved in a whole generation, to the point Hasbro relied to pushing more and more about, and being considered to replace your waifu in g6

>>42456399
>Imagine creating a hate a thread about the only character who actually was loved in a whole generation
No one mentioned Opaline doe

>>42456416
Opaline was raped by a tree, get over it. Misty became a protagonist.

>>42456271
Proud of your raid? You are such a nigger.

>>42456421
Opaline was trapped by a magic tree. No rape was depicted. Then G% died.

>>42456421
And Misty is and forever will be a forced, unloved, diversity checkbox

>>42456435
This argument relies on believing what that nigger who went viral on X said. Misty doesn't equal a human race, nor anypony else.

>>42456426
M*sty appreciation toilets are not even worth raiding.

>>42456471
there is only one other pony in all of MYM that has her same disgusting mop of a mane and she is also black
Is that a coincidence?

>>42456725
yet you do it anyways

>>42456054
A secondary just doesn't watch the show. The tourist might've watched some episodes but never visited this board before.

>>42456832
Est proprium stultitiae aliorum vitia cernere, oblivisci suorum.

>>42457175
Ave, imbecillus.

>>42457599
Ira furor brevis est.

I love and hate Misty at the same time. I wish Misty haters and lovers could find common ground. I mean, as someone who’s both, I can evaluate both aspects of myself, and I think you should all admit this: She’s a fun pony to think about. Whether it’s seeing her get horribly and relentlessly abused and tortured, or loved and cuddled endlessly, you do have to admit, she leaves a positive impact on your brain and on your mind, right? Let’s all make peace, please. :)

>>42458210
M*sty betrayed my Queen.
M*sty should've never been born.

>>42458210
>Gollypedo is both a Misty hater and lover
True schizo

>>42455651
How about a sleigh ride?

I like Misty, but I didn't think propping her up through contrived importance is good way to make her a character (shoehorning)

Looks like M*styKEKS are rolling with another cope thread. I guess now would be a good time to remind everyone:
KILL MISTY. BEHEAD MISTY. ROUNDHOUSE KICK MISTY INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK MISTY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY MISTY. DEFECATE IN MISTY'S FOOD. LAUNCH MISTY INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY MISTY IN A WOK. TOSS MISTY INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO MISTY'S WATER GLASS. JUDO THROW MISTY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST MISTY'S HEAD OFF. REPORT MISTY TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP MISTY IN HALF. CURB STOMP MISTY. TRAP MISTY IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH MISTY IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY MISTY IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT MISTY ALIVE. DISSECT MISTY. EXTERMINATE MISTY IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP MISTY'S SKULL WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE MISTY IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE MISTY. GRIND MISTY IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN MISTY IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE MISTY WITH A RAY GUN. KICK MISTY DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED MISTY TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE MISTY WITH A KATANA. PUT A BOMB IN A MISTY'S MOUTH. THROW KNIVES AT MISTY. INFLATE MISTY UNTIL SHE POPS. SEND MISTY INTO A BLACKHOLE. NEUTER MISTY. FEED MISTY POISONED FOOD. FORCE MISTY TO WALK THE PLANK. PUSH MISTY INTO A PIT. KNEEL ON A MISTY'S NECK. CURSE MISTY WITH A SPELL. STUFF MISTY INTO THE WASHING MACHINE AND TURN IT ON. FLATTEN MISTY WITH A TANK. POP A MISTY'S CAR TIRE. STRIKE MISTY WITH A RULER. MAKE MISTY SWIM IN THE MARIANA TRENCH. CUT OFF MISTY'S LIMBS. AIRDROP MISTY INTO ANTARCTICA. THROW MISTY OFF THE BOAT. PRESSURIZE MISTY INTO FINE CRYSTALS. LIGHT FIREWORKS IN A MISTY'S ASS. FALCON-PUNCH MISTY IN THE FACE. MAKE MISTY INTO FICTION. CRUSH MISTY'S EYEBALLS WITH YOUR THUMBS. BLOW MISTY HEAD OFF WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS. TOTAL MISTY DEATH.

I much prefer Scanty Kneesocks.

Actual best pony.

>>42459322
Mindbroken

>>42459584
>need yo
Mind.
Broken.
Fingers.
Shaking.
Can't.
Type.

>>42459706
>Mind blank like his reply
Mindbroken

>>42459715
Just helping you bump the thread, my friend. You'll thank me later.

>>42459722
>Number up, caveman proud

>>42459729
Calm down.

>>42452055 (OP)
Oh yea? Well fuuuuuuuck you mayne

>>42461473
Opaline’s new child.

>>42461494
Opaline will be so proud of her.

>>42460107
I still cant believe this pic ragged the MLP fans that much. They can get to be stupid, but this was too much.

>>42463044
What do you mean?

>>42461494
>>42461758
She's a statue, dumbass.

>>42463122
Not for long.
Make sure to bump the thread, my friend.

>>42463141
>Is a statue
>Has no ability to be unstoned by herself
>Has no ability to be unstoned by Copaline
Try to keep up senorsingles.

>>42463168
That's just your cognitive bias speaking. You don't like Opaline, and you don't want Cozy to be freed. There's nothing to suggest that Opaline can't free her. She's a knowledgeable alicorn.

>>42463178
It's the contrary actually, there's nothing that suggests Copaline can or even would want to free a spoiled powerless brat.

>>42463225
>can
With alicorns, the possibilities are actually quite high. They're probably the most magical beings on the planet. If Opaline can find ancient relics and grow together trees, then I think she can find a way to free Cozy. Also, the alicorn sisters Celestia and Luna seemed able to petrify Cozy without Discord's help, so I think an alicorn like Opaline can manage with at least one small filly in the statue. This is simply unexplored territory.
>would
Well, she did save a certain unicorn filly, despite how that turned out. I'm sure Cozy's story is known to Opaline. She was an alicorn once, and the artifact that made Cozy an alicorn is still out there. It might not even be needed. Either way, Opaline is an alicorn supremacist. I'm sure she'd be interested in a ward that is specialized in political intrigue like her.

>>42463278
Only gollytards push the most retarded pairing, if Opaline would know about her then she would know how much of a little piece of shit she was at trying to scheme her way. What kind of retard would want someone whos always trying to backstab you as a daughter? Misty was picked because she was moldable, Cozy isn't.

>>42463046
Probably some off-site drama.

>>42452055 (OP)
I will shit all over you until you drown in it.

>>42463301
I'm pretty sure most of them don't even consider this pairing. I like it because it's two different intriguers, which does have potential for a dynamic. Sure, you could take the boring route and say that Opaline gets backstabbed by Cozy, but I prefer to think that Opaline would be impressed by Cozy's competence and end up acting as a mother figure, teaching Cozy things she didn't know. I personally always believed Cozy lacked proper parental guidance, so I think it could work out. Besides, Opaline needs a successor.
>if Opaline would know about her then she would know how much of a little piece of shit she was at trying to scheme her way.
Because Opaline didn't try to scheme her way?

>>42463323
Thank you saar. Much obliged.

>>42463323
Use a toilet instead.

>>42465314
I wonder how many threads will it take them to realize: *no one* likes SHITsty.

>>42465551
We may never know.

>>42465551
I wonder what a daily misty thread would do to such a mindbroken spic v:)

>>42465551
A wh-one, a twhoo, a three. The answer is three.

>>42466652
>proves the point immediately
it can't help itself kek

>>42466663
Just making sure you bump the thread, my friend.

>>42466672
Whatever you tell yourself at night my slave

>>42466691
You wish I was your slave, deviant.

>>42466650
Oh, that was me!
Hi mom! I'm on the retard news!

You win. You win you absolute bastards. You jobless, unhappy, unestudied, unculutred, obnoxious, cunts. Are you happy now assholes? Has this made your misserable, lonely, purposeless existence any better? Will this little chuckle you'll get out of my seething worth, all the countless hours you spend in that cum smelling putrid cave you call a room bumping this shit of a thread? Niggers.

>42469369
Don't forget to roll out another schizo headcanon about this thread in the next M*sty """Appreciation""", hood monkey.

>>42470355
>Look goy this not-mlp-character is related to a mlp character, get angry
Mindbroken

>>42470396
Don't even bump this shit of a thread anymore Mistybro, there is also glory in defeat, lets go to greener grounds at g5 mares thread, let this misserable flaggots rot in their missery as they keep trolling no one but themselves bumping their retarded vomit enducing thread.

>>42470432
A shit thread gets bumped by shitposters regardless, it's only fitting they get shit on. They're so buckbroken that they even bump on page1 like it accomplishes anything to the negroidmind

>>42470452
True, anon, let's make them seethe by loving Misty, instead of being hateful retards as they are.

>>42471049
Faggot

>M*stykeks finally realized they can't have their own thread (much like their """waifu""" can't have fuck and cum)
>Left with no other option but to bitch and whine here
Kekkily

>>42471212
Condemned to be forever assraped by rough tree vines.

>>42471297
Your perversions are non-canon.

>>42471300
Seethe, your hag of a "Queen" pussy is getting stretched now for the forts time, but not by a proper stallion, but by the vines of a magic tree wich defeat her. Kek.

>>42471355
>ESL
Opinion discarded.

>42471355
Mind you, this is the kind of illiterate monkey that has the gall to call everyone who opposes his ZIGGERfu brown.

>>42470432
>there is also glory in defeat
Uh, no you utter retard. What fucking cope is this?

>>42472390
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

>>42472204
>>42471892
Are you posting your own fridge-gore art? What did people say about art being a window to the soul and if you're ugly inside (and outside for you, kek) you make ugly art.

>>42471357
Ad hominem
>42471559
Yes Izzynigger flaggot. You and the other couple of spergs that perpetuate this cespol of a thread deserve it, for being such a bunch of obnoxious, dislikeable edgy retards.

>>42472390
There is glory in knowing what fights you've lost, and what fights are not worth fighting anymore.

>>42472774
Yet you are still here. Curious.

>even more ESL babble
Maybe you should've gone to school instead of participating in hood gang activities, M*sTYRONE.

>>42473441
This.

>42473441
>should've gone to school instead of participating in hood gang activities, M*sTYRONE.

Stop projecting yourself onto others Izzynigger, the fact that I know how to communicate in more than one languge prooves you wrong, and indicates I have a higher scholar instruction than you Izzynigger.

>"""can communicate""""
>barely coherent letter soup in every post
Lemme guess, the only other language you know is a spic one?
Hopefully whatever favela monkey taught you grammatics already died from OD, because he sure as hell did a sloppy job with you.

Mistybros, stop bumping these shitty hateful ragebait threads, let him die. Maybe prev appreciation threads are not longer here for now, but is not an obstacle to know why Misty is one of the best mares ever!

>>42474850
>>41968308

>>42474850
I ised to think this was the amswer Sunnybro, but... anon here >>42470452
Has a point, this utterly disgusting retards will keep bumping it every time, so the actual best plan of action is to flood thier shitty thread with nice wholesome Mistyposting! And let the more serious dicussion tl the g5 mares thread.

>>42474850
You aren't wrong Mistybro, yet >>42470452 has a point. This restards are going to continue bumping their shitty thread, so the best plan of action is to flood this shitpost, with wholseome Misty posting!

>MistyKEK was so hurt about his melanated origin being brought up that he instantly started spamming reports about "muh RAY CYSM!"
They aren't handling it very well I suppose.
Also, I wonder if these retards even realize >>42474850 is trolling them? I do remember Sunnyflag making a troll OP pretending to be an appreciation thread.

>>42475154
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069

>>42475155
I had to erase my post because my originall screencap had nsfw pics on it and... I've been already temporarily banned for posting smut on a blueboard

That zigress just can't stop herself from bawling at every inconvenience, can she?

>>42477853
It's M*sty's bad genes. Can't be helped.

Piledrive Misty and break her neck

>>42478774
And this is why that ungrateful ziglet deserved to be pushed aroun by Opaline.

>Secondaries weren't around for the original thread.
>Revise history like /lgbt/ for artificial drama

>>42479412
The comic you take out of context puts Opaline in a bad light, and Misty in a sympathetic one, she received the muffin as a free gift after being close to starvation. They are tears of joy.
Your thread gets more brown by the day.

>By the other mode, forgotten is that love
>Which Nature makes, and what is after added,
>From which there is a special faith engendered.
>Hence in the smallest circle, where the point is
>Of the Universe, upon which Dis is seated,
>Whoe’er betrays for ever is consumed.

>>42479408
>knowing about what goes on /lgbt/
Mistyrat...

>>42478846
Suplex M*sty.

>MistyKEKS are unironic faggots who visit /lgbt/
To the surprise of NO ONE

>>42480495
Bstista Bomb Misty onto the sidewalk and cripple her for life

Everything wrong with Misty is Opaline's fault

>>42452055 (OP)
G% mares deserve to be brutally raped and tortured, and as for the stallions, they must have their cocks amputated with a red-hot knife and then be skinned alive. I hate this show so much

>>42481113
https://twibooru.org/2433575

Suck my suckpole you slutty bitch.

>>42474850
Lick my meat pole.

>>42480043
That flew over your low IQ huh? it was just a roundabout way of saying trannies.

>>42481418
>B-BUT
Nope, too late to take it back.

>>42481418
Everybody and their mother knows you're a tranny. Even the whole board.

Remember when plop-plops absolutely ass raped misty with a torrid affair of hooves to the face, crying, drunk on low tier turnip vodka?
Worse than that time he made her get abducted by a swarm of hungry vultures.

>>42479254
Agreed.

>>42481622
>no u! a-and /mlp/ is my hivemind nya
Is that really the best your brain could come up with? You are very special-ed

>>42482635
Trust me, nobody would bother trying to impress a sagecuck who is his own slave.

>>42482653
>mangling words to own people online
A special ed indeed

>>42482670
Weird way to say you can't read.

>>42482679
This is an English board, LATAM.

>>42482696
You and your friends have fun today?

>>42482701
>Non sequitur
Try running the post through google translate.

>>42482705
I've been watching you for quite a while now.

>>42482715
I think you dropped these

Smash Misty's jaw and make her swallow her teeth

>>42483296
Curb stomp M*sty.

What's blue, ugly, and not allowed to fuck or cum?

RKO TO M*STY

Reminder that Misty doesn't have a real surname.

>>42484840
She does, it's Misty Blossomforth.

>>42484840
Much like an animal.

>>42486984
First time?

>>42485346
I honestly forgot her dad existed and had surname
It's funny how she uses her made up name instead of Blossomforth
Like, "brightdawn" was literally made up on the spot

>>42487141
Well, her dad certainly doesn't exist anymore.

>>42486990
jej

>>42487176
They don't call them deadbeat dads for nothing.

If I cosplay as Misty in a future convention, would any Opaline cosplayers be willing to mercilessly abuse me?

>>42486565
Who was the first one to say Misty cannot fuck and/or cum?

>>42490356
It was a scream of soul from some Sunnyfag, just after ZIGGERsty truly became a poochie and Sunny was shoved away from her MC position.
The original copypasta must be somewhere in archives still.

>>42490356
It was something forced by one dude, he even admitted he was sockpuppeting himself.

>>42490356
I believe it was from a green someone made.

>>42489630
I would mercilessly abuse you no matter the costume.

>>42491612
M*sty had it so good.

>>42491337
Thanks, SweetieGod! :3

>>42491337
Cosplay as Plop-plops while doing it.

>>42492415
He just needs an Adidas tracksuit and a newsboy cap.

>>42491612
She looks like Opalin catched her while masturbating

>>42493685
What would Opaline say if she caught Misty flicking the bean.

>>42494955
>M*sty, you little shit.

>>42494955
She would tell her that she shouldn't touch it because vaginas have teeth. And if she ever got her hoof in there it would keep eating and eating until she turned into a ball.

>>42495306
Opaline is so funny.

>>42495306
Based Opaline preventing universe from imploding due to M*sty achieving fuck and cum.

This is abhorrent

>>42495306
True, that wicked hag preventing poor Misty from the delight of Gooning. Thank Celestia she was raped by a three for her sins.

>>42495862
M*styschizo, this is your mindset.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069
All of your opinions and headcanons are invalidated.

>>42495825
Opaline is always the modest hero.

>>42495840
>M*sty became a trashy junkie after betraying Opaline

>>42495840
Holy fuck, this one truly warrants a censored version, actual cognitohazard.

>>42495840
Sweet Celestia! That's not safe for life!

>>42495840
>42497379
>>42497381
Not even I can stand this atrocious depiction of Misty. She does not dederve this. This is outrageous

>>42491612
this is refreshingly cute, thanks anon

>>42497379
Personally, I think it speaks for itself.

>>42497858
What a ziggerwhore

>>42498462
This is how M*sty tells the story.

>>42452055 (OP)
Yeah but she's from an irrelevant generation so she didn't do as much damage as Glimmer and Shimmer

>>42500457
>Glimmer and Shimmer
Infinitely better than M*sty.

>>42501945
Saved.

>>42503117
>Opalaugh 17 reveal after a whole year

M*STY HATE

The string of constant Misty episodes in tyt, Misty getting access to special magic books in the Bright House SUNNY LIVED IN, and Misty getting paired up with Izzy more and more instead of making her own fucking friends is what made me hate her and give up on g5.

>>42505831
True.

Misty waits for the elevator door to close and then she farts and then she blames it on you.

>>42509369
The world is her toilet. No manners at all. M*sty is a disgusting deformed creature.

M*STY HATE

I HATE M*STY SO DAMN MUCH

I WANT TO KILL M*STY

EXECUTE M*STY

DOUSE M*STY IN GASOLINE AND DROP YOUR CIGAR ON HER

>>42463122
still contacting more than misty ever could

>>42512256
this

CURB STOMP M*STY

>>42513369
Almost 70 posts, that might be a record.

>>42513686
Not good enough, however.

M*STY HATE

>>42512256
>IESLB

GOOD MORNING, /MLP/
WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREAD
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
AND WE HATE M*STY

AND I HATE M*STY
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTS
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHES
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM

M*sty is a deformed creature.

>>42452055 (OP)
I mean, at least she's actually a pony.

>>42519519
M*sty is less than a pony. She betrayed my Queen.

>>42519511
Misty was raised by an abusive mother. You think your puny little punches mean anything to her?

>>42522527
It's more about activating the hat.

>>42452055 (OP)
that hair reminds me of niggers so I hate her regardless

>>42453849
based opaline!

>>42522891
There's a reason for that.

Look at you Misty hate faggots. Look at how stupidly spam like your thread is. Look at how empty it is, just like your life. You keep bumping it as if it was a good thread when it's just 2 or 3 spergs posting even the last of their files to make this shit hit the bump limit... you are pathetic.

>>42527109
Can you repeat that in English?

>>42527109
Saar we don't speak New Delhi here saar
Please redeem some English saar

>>42527109
TRUKANUKA

Bump.

>You actually watched that piece of dogshit

You watch Pony Life too, op?

M*STY HATE

KILL M*STY WITH A FLYING SAWBLADE