Thread 42453173

This doesn't belong in a kids show.

>>42453173 (OP)
Yes it does.

>>42453173 (OP)
Get to it serf or you're going back to the farms.

*sluuurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

>>42453173 (OP)
I want to lick Rarity's ponut while she giggles and laughs.

>>42453173 (OP)
It belongs in real life

>>42453173 (OP)
If she were kneeling before a male, you might be right. But nobody is going to freak out over the matriarchy, chud.

>>42453173 (OP)
It should've been me, damn it.

>>42453185
You wanna kiss Celestia's hooves that badly? beta and slut behaviour.

>>42453184
Wasn't she basically expecting the Princess Celestia's Nephew to basically kneel and do what she says for her despite him being a prince? My little Matriarchy more like.

>>42453173 (OP)
Why the fuck not? There’s nothing wrong with it at all. Compare this to that evil, piece of shit, pro-child-murder that that motherfucker Mike Vogel wrote!!!! FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kissing hooves is GLORIOUS—Killing kids ISN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU, MIKE VOGEL, AND FUCK YOU JOSH HABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42453204
Silence gollytranny

>>42453214
Okay, sorry. But I do really like this scene. Imagine if there was a reversal on it after Cozy took over, where she forces both Rarity and Celestia to kiss her hooves.

>>42453219
>Gollytranny can't think of anything without inserting an awful oc
What a shocker

>>42453258
Sowwy.

>>42453275
artist?

>>42453275
Dead statues can't dream.

>>42453173 (OP)
fag

>>42453283
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-local+sugar+provider

>>42453337
Shut up, bitch.

>>42453520
>Shut u- *STONED*

>Hides post.
>Gives you no (You).
This is still the True Canon. ;)

>>42453173 (OP)
I'm pretty sure I've seen this in a bunch of old cartoons.

>Can't reply because statue
ftfy

I still can’t believe we went from wholesome hoof-kissing/worship to CHILD MURDER. I just don’t get it. I feel like the world is over, and has been for so, so long now. I want all kids alive, and all hooves kissed. I love hoof kissing. Why?! Why did it end like this?!

>>42453625
YOU brought up the child murder!! The child murder was completely irrelevant to the thread until YOU mentioned it!! This was YOUR doing!!
Anyways, have a hoof

>>42453651
Well, what does or doesn’t belong in children’s shows was the point, but I didn’t mean to derail.

Those are some nice hooves. :)

>>42453173 (OP)
Oh my goddddd oh my fuckjng GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD MORON FAGGOT. FUCK!
KISSING HOOVES ISNT INHERENTLY PORMOGRAPHIC. YOU ARE RETARDED. YOU ARE SO RETARDED THAT YOUR MOM LEFT YOU AT MY DOORSTEP AND SAID "oh hey takashi Kun, can yiu watch my little retarded baby retard for me? He is much too retarded for home."
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. DEVELOP A NORMAL SEXUALITY. KISSING FEET/HANDS WAS A MAJOR PART OF ANCIENT CULTURES. IT WASNT A SEXUAL ACTION IN OF ITSELF. YOUR FOOT FAGGOTRY IS NOT REALITY, YOU FUCKING DENSE FUCK. MY GOD. I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF YOUR LITTLE PANTS AND RAPE YOU WITH MY TURTLE DICK.
"ohhh but takeshi what about" FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING.YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED DIRT FARMER FAGGOT IN ALL OF UZBEKISTAN. I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU FOR BEING THIS RETARDED. I HATE THE RETARDED SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
not everything is sexual, retard. Just because you are A TRAUMATIZED LITTLE BITCH doesnt mean YOUR FANTASIES represent actual REALITY.
I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU IF I EVER SEE YOU HOOF FAG ON MY BOARD AGAIN.
"Surely it is a larp" no. I will rape you repeatedly and will ring your little glue stick until you cream your mind out and aeroplane your retardedness out your nasty little butt hole.retard. dont fucking challenge takeshi, ever. I swear to god. I hate you. I HATE YOU.
retard.

>>42453741
Coomer rage

Hoof fetishism is cringe
Tender hoof holding is where it's at

>>42453275
rings like that have always been cringe

>>42453753
>record scratch
What did you just say to takeshi?
>you begin to sweat, looking at me, i contain a greatly masculine and beautiful aura.
>"i...nothing..."
>my beautiful, perfect, handsome and comely pair of hands grab onto you. I massage your soldiers gently, tears drip from my eyes. My beautiful, pouty lips part with a gentle sadness, like a serene ocean lake.
No...you said "coomer rage", didnt you?
>"i...so what if I did!"
>I sob, openly, before my hands collide against your skull like two fat ass Tyler Perry twins, crushing your brain instantly.
>I proceed to lull down your pants, my beautiful penis sliding out as it enters your black hole, my fucking of it proceeds tk make it go supernova as I spurt the purple yogurt inside of it.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE RETARDED.
>Pinkie pie approaches me sadly as I rape your corpse, tears never ending down my cheeks.
>"takeshi...its ok, you dont need to do this anymore...he's already dead..."
>her words do not assuage me, I continue to rape you until all the retardation leaves your corpse.
Why....
>I pull my pants up
Why did you make me do that...why couldn't you have been less retarded?
>I bury you in a shallow grave, Pinkie pie helps me do this, a small funeral is held by us.
IF only he wasn't so retarded he couldn't read...
>on the tombstone it reads;
>HERE LIES ANON
>HE DIED FROM BEING RETARDED

>>42453173 (OP)
I remember when Celestia turned around and sat on Rarity in this scene, I always get hard when I see mares get crushed into 2D forms and profusely farted on by a giant sweat ass