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Anonymous No.42455519 >>42455528 >>42455540 >>42455557 >>42455615 >>42455715 >>42455976
Oof, Rarity just caught a whiff of you.
Anonymous No.42455523 >>42455529
Unf i just caught a whiff of rarity
Anonymous No.42455528
>>42455519 (OP)
I made the mistake of carrying around diced raw onion cubes in my backpack on a hot day once. I stunk up the light rail something fierce.
Anonymous No.42455529
>>42455523
I was just reading a fanfic of her waving her mane and tail around during sex to spread her feminine fragrances in the air to increase the male's sex drive.
Anonymous No.42455540
>>42455519 (OP)
*BRAAAAP* oh my the great Starlight Glimmer got the greatest Farts isn't that right rari-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* oh my goodness *TOOOT* OH *BRAAAAAAAAAP* IT SMEELSS SO GOOD YES YES EYS
Anonymous No.42455557
>>42455519 (OP)
I literally just took a bath, so I choose to interpret this as Rarity having a stink kink and being disappointed that I can no longer give her fill of stank.
Anonymous No.42455615 >>42455622 >>42455625 >>42456182
>>42455519 (OP)
Rarara secretly likes rugged manly sweaty stink.
Anonymous No.42455622
>>42455615
Too bad you all reek of unfulfilled dreams and cum stains.
Anonymous No.42455625
>>42455615 here
forgot to mention i live in india saars
Anonymous No.42455666 >>42455673
>The stallion next door smells like masturbation again
Anonymous No.42455673 >>42455941 >>42455953
>>42455666
Every single pony would be able to smell it when you jerk it.
Anonymous No.42455715
>>42455519 (OP)
Anonymous No.42455941
>>42455673
>Every single pony would be able to smell it when you jerk it.
Anonymous No.42455953 >>42455978 >>42456198
>>42455673
Biologically, horses are much more sensitive to pheromones, so they will notice when you're aroused.
So what anon jerks it it literally creates an estrus bomb
Anonymous No.42455976
>>42455519 (OP)
cut to anon's corpse rotting
>sound of lonesome howling wind
Anonymous No.42455978 >>42455994 >>42456097
>>42455953
Biologically Ponies aren't lesser base instinct animals, so kill yourself, zoonigger.
Anonymous No.42455994
>>42455978
Neigh~
Anonymous No.42456097
>>42455978
>He doesn't want to give his waifu relief during her estrus by giving her lots of creampies
Cuck
Anonymous No.42456182
>>42455615
I cant believe really had to hold her soup in when she saw trenderhoof. Hes so goofy looking too
Anonymous No.42456198 >>42456229
>>42455953
I find it more funny to imagine everypony casually asking you about what you did last night because they can smell that you no longer smell pent up.
Anonymous No.42456229 >>42456234
>>42456198
>"ANON LOST HIS VIRGINITY SUPER SURPRISE PARTY!!"
>*Party cannon*
>"Oh my gosh, Anon, this is so exciting, we were trotting around Ponyville like any morning of the day, and then you finally woke up at 2 P.M. like you always do, but this time you smelled so weird all of a sudden and we all instantly recognised that smell: YOU HAD SEX, ANON! So tell us, Anon, who is the lucky mare you had the pleasure with??"
>*anonstare.jpg*
Anonymous No.42456234
>>42456229
>"...You had sex with... yourself? Nonny, that's wrong! Everypony agreed to not use the mirror pool!"