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Anonymous No.42456525 >>42456529 >>42456532 >>42456558 >>42456574 >>42456771 >>42456775 >>42456795 >>42457319
>Gee Uncle Anon its a shame that my aunt is still away on some diplomatic mission and took her friends too. She even left me in charge of the kingdom. You must be so bored and of course very lonely. Nopony to wake up to anymore and share your bed with. What a shameโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.42456529
>>42456525 (OP)
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.42456532
>>42456525 (OP)
Scandalous.
Anonymous No.42456534
Yeah. Wanna cuddle and watch Ben 10 classic?
Anonymous No.42456558 >>42456567
>>42456525 (OP)
Yeah it's pretty rough I was thinking about killing myself.
Anonymous No.42456567 >>42456576
>>42456558
>...O-okay? Do you want me to call the royal therapist?
Anonymous No.42456574
>>42456525 (OP)
โ€œUhhโ€ฆ theyโ€™re only gone for the weekend. Theyโ€™re only gone so Queen Novo can show off additions sheโ€™s made to her palace.โ€
Anonymous No.42456576
>>42456567
If he's like one of those Canadian therapists then sure.
Anonymous No.42456682 >>42456745 >>42457012
>disembodied voice enters your head
>โ€Donโ€™t plap my daughter anon. Donโ€™t take advantage of her marehood innocenceโ€ฆโ€
Anonymous No.42456745 >>42456816 >>42456822
>>42456682
>a second disembodied voice enters your head
>"Plap her, anon! The slut's practically asking for it!"
Anonymous No.42456771
>>42456525 (OP)
stfu and read a book ho
Anonymous No.42456775
>>42456525 (OP)
i will be fine she left me a mountain of books to read, they will make good domino pieces
Anonymous No.42456795
>>42456525 (OP)
lol, thereโ€™s no one here to bother me and I get the bed all to myself, this is fucking great
Anonymous No.42456816 >>42456818
>>42456745
Golly has no powers, retarded pedo
Anonymous No.42456818 >>42456824
>>42456816
fuck off, moralfaggot
Anonymous No.42456822 >>42456897 >>42456940
>>42456745
>a third disembodied voice enters your head
>"Buy some apples, Anon!"
Anonymous No.42456824
>>42456818
>Pedo tantrum
seethe.
Anonymous No.42456897
>>42456822
>"Hey Anon! Do you know"
>"gods of death"
>"love apples?"
Love Applejack.
P.S. I found a funny lookin' notebook from the sky and made a new friend!
Anonymous No.42456940 >>42456947
>>42456822
>a fourth disembodied voice enters your head
>"I know you can hear my thoughts too anon! Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Anonymous No.42456947 >>42456975
>>42456940
>a fifth disembodied voice enters your head
>"Well if I can't be an uncle, I don't mind being a grandfather."
Anonymous No.42456975 >>42456993
>>42456947
>a sixth disembodied voice enters your head
>"Damn this itches. I wonder who gave it to me? Must been that jerk who said he was a virgin! Last time I do somebody a favor. Oh Celestia I think someone can hear me! Oh sweet Celestia I can hear me! BA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BUH BUH BUH!
Anonymous No.42456993 >>42456999 >>42457001
>>42456975
>a seventh disembodied voice enters your head
>"I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH."
Anonymous No.42456999
>>42456993
>an eigth disembodied voice enters your head
>"Hey, Anon."
>MUNCHMUNCH
>"Starlight couldn't make it, so uh-"
>MUNCHMUNCH
>"-I'm filling in for her."
>MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH
>"So, you gonna fuck her, or what?"
Anonymous No.42457001
>>42456993
>a ninth disembodied voice enters your head
>"BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Anonymous No.42457009
We did it Reddit
Anonymous No.42457012
>>42456682
>a tenth disembodied voice enters your head
>"Fuck your neice anon"
Anonymous No.42457021 >>42457305
>an eleventh disembodied voice enters your head
> "OLIOLIOLIOOOOO!"
Anonymous No.42457038 >>42457040
this entire thread is gold kek
Anonymous No.42457040
>>42457038
yeah reddit gold and gay
Anonymous No.42457305
>>42457021
>a twelfth disembodied voice enters your head
>"Anon, did you remember to take your schizophrenia medication?"
Anonymous No.42457319
>>42456525 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42457333 >>42458465
>a thirteenth voice enters your head
>"You guys know I can hear you, right?"
>ah fuck she's staring right at you
Anonymous No.42457337
Put me in the PTS.
Anonymous No.42457431
I hope k00l or BGM sees this
Anonymous No.42458048
Flurrys ponut
Anonymous No.42458465
>>42457333
>a fourteenth voice enters your head
>"Anon don't listen to her, I'm the real Flurry! She's Chrysalis in disguise!"