Thread 42458759

Hey /mlh/, I have a question.
All my life I've loved this OC called Leonardo DiCaprio, but recently I've been feeling things for S1921 Leon Trotsky.
I feel like I'm betraying my husbando, I've been loyal to him, and I can't stand this anymore
Wat do?

>>42458759 (OP)
I hate you so much lyra its unreal
one of these days lyra
one of these days you're gonna make me snap

>>42458759 (OP)
Kill yourself
Nopony likes you, not even Bon Bon anymore.

>>42458767
I know that's you Daisy, you flower peddling mud pony.

>>42458759 (OP)
Everypony knows that the best character is Queen Victoria. Any other answer is WRONG.

>>42458789
>woman

>>42458759 (OP)
just get a harem and stop arbitrarily limiting yourself to one man.

>>42458798
>bad taste

>>42458801
There is nothing more pure than the love between a mare and a man.

The fact that the ponies would turn the internet into a giant tumblr blog is something for sure.

>>42458821
Thanks for proving to me you have the shittiest taste possible. Now go back to the Zebrican slums where you belong, ZIGGER.

>>42458759 (OP)
Death to all boneheads

>>42458841
>boneheads
I've never heard that one! That's hilarious.
I honestly think /mlh/ would be better if only pegasi were allow to use it. And if it talked more about how awesome Rainbow Dash is.

>>42458853
Death to all featherbrains as well. Earthponies should be the only ones allowed to post on /mlh/

>>42458792
>Deppdykes shoving their dogshit husbando into literally every thread
>Again

>>42458853
>>42458902
From online you want each other whiped,
yet in truth this board is mostly striped.

>>42459125
oh please, we all know all the tribe mixing and striped posting is done by bots from griffonstone

>>42458792
Pones against polygamy

Bump.

You have a horn, don’t you? Why not just turn somepony you have a crush on into a human? It’s how I’ve been getting along.

>>42458836
Lyra WOULD be a namefagger

>>42459766
LARP not even high level unicorns can just transform a pony into something that isn't real

>>42459787
So how come the hippogriffs survived the reign of the Storm King? Were seaponies real before the hippogriffs all fled underwater?

>>42458789
What are you, a dyke?

>>42458759 (OP)
>Each man faces death by himself.
>Alone...
Why are human men so sad all the time? :(

>>42460366
No magic. Earth's so cool but I don't think I'd want to live there.

>>42460371
They have magic. The magic of radiation!~

>>42460371
>(you) could be the one to introduce the magic of friendship to Earth
Imagine the possibilties, anon.

>>42460366
because they dont have mares
i will make my human smile! bring joy to their hearts

>>42458759 (OP)
You know what? At least you're not one of those john cena fanatics, if one more pony waves their hoof in my face and says "you can't see me" I'm going to bite their nose.

>>42460366
Human men get depressed from mare pussy withdrawal. That's why, when we finally find the portal to Earth, we'll be able to fix Earth by >raping the men

>>42460404
I'll hold you to that at this year's Man Fair. Boop me or else.

>>42460405
You can do it, Sweetie!