Thread 42462733

>I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
How? How? ... And then? AND THEN? The CHALLENGE has been issued. We'll see if you actually have the brains to design the very foundations of biological copulation OR you're just a dog chasing after car wheels and don't know what to do when the car stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oh33WB-pqg&ab_channel=ChampionSummaryReview

/mlp/ is a harsh mistress so I assume they will know how to judge something harshly. And if they don't we always have THE ONE you know who I'm talking about. That creature puts /mlp/ to shame with his opinions and he can be found either on /mlp/ or on Discord at his usual address. Albeit nobody can copy his copies.

You have till the end of the month to come up with the design for a new porn video game, denizens of /mlp/. Write it in one of the following: Google Docs, Microsoft Word Online, Zoho Writer, Dropbox Paper, Quip, Coda, and Nuclino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq0I-bcBWmA&ab_channel=VinetaMakes
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mlp+rarest+ponies

Fuck you, vogelfag.
Delete yourself from the board.

>And what if I win?
>Then you get to take Rainbow Dash back to hell/mlp/.
>Yea-Whaat?!
>Trust me, Dash. It's the only way.
To be your little cum jar.
AGREED.
Let the showdown begin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSgKylpbEo&list=RDoRSgKylpbEo&start_radio=1&ab_channel=CaptainCarlossi

>>42462737
Fuck you pajeet.
Delete yourself from the board.
Also who? I was talking about Knighty, you stupid faggot.
God jeets really are demented and pretend to be nazis behind closed doors.

>>42462733 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>>42462733 (OP)
>Y-YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF
Kek no
fuck off outta here

>>42462733 (OP)
>Write it in one of the following: Google Docs, Microsoft Word Online, Zoho Writer, Dropbox Paper, Quip, Coda, and Nuclino
Thanks, but I'll be writing it in GNU Emacs instead.

>>42462783
Are you under the age of 30? Most Spongebob & Pepe posters are.
Prove yourself or you gotta fuck off outta here in your own words, "anon".

>>42462733 (OP)
>Do my work for me, even the basic process of getting ideas!
Ultra Jewish pajeet detected. End your life as quickly as you can.

fillyfuck fiesta was so very forgettable and lame. I remember you and your AI generated ideas for 'thrusting styles' and abilities or whatever the fuck - the whole concept fucking sucks, it's not fun, interesting, engaging, nor even sexy, it's JUST autistic, like putting shapes into shaped holes.

Here's a genuine suggestion for OP: run a pornographic tabletop game for your degenerate friends using these ideas. I know you like coming up with thematic character based things so it would be a perfect context. As a video game, it sucks shit in fillyfuck fiesta and would suck shit in yours if you ever made it.

What would work? Take a page from bfed: basic puzzly mechanics, cute art and animations, and semblance of a plot with decent character dialogue. The 'gamey' portions of the game were easily the worst parts of it - thus, you could make something as good in visual novel format. Just hire a producer with experience making these, one or two code monkeys, good animators/artists, and at least one good writer who knows the characters. No bullshit idea guy required.

>>42462893
>like putting shapes into shaped holes.
That's exactly what it is and it appeals to a 180 degree of people from those who enjoy VNs. It's more for a puzzle mechanic kinda crowd.

There are already lewd tabletop games using existing autistically detailed ideas ... they're just the same mechanics you'd expect out of any DnD game but with flavor text.

I don't care

Herbs

>>42462893
>VN
And into the trash it goes

>>42462893
>fillyfuck fiesta was so very forgettable and lame
Because his art sucks ass. There's also no moaning. Add proper graphics & sounds and and suddenly it emphasizes the actions.

Honestly yeah everyone who is horny should recite a biology book lesson or else they lose their lewd posting priviliges including the greentext. Albeit in 2025 greentext lewds are no longer a problem, this place is dead. All of the greentext writers here at best accidentally evolved the lewd story into an actual adventure story or any kind of story which isn't a soap opera.

>>42462733 (OP)
Why don't (you) do something instead of begging like a peasant?

>>42463069
Because (You)'re the faggot posting IWCIRD/X all day.

*Throws $1000 at you*
Now make it.
Oh right you can't do jackshit no matter how much someone pays you.
Cause jeets can't build anything.
You stupid donkey.

>>42463069
I really want to hear a student say this to a teacher.
>Why don't you do it if you're so smart?
Said the student to the university teacher. That might be worth the price of admission

Albeit most people here never went college, let alone university.
I guess it can still work in high school, but saying this a university teacher while he grabs his face and bawls down crying that he can't do create jackshit on his own that's why he's a teacher, is worth the price of admission, that's definitely worth a ticket to seeing.
But most autists here are big loud mouths on the internet and would shut up in real life and be nowhere near a university, they'd be near a university like pajeets are near a church which is perpendicular.

>>42463169
You're nothing.
You have no talent.
You will never make anything.
You are worse than Yanderedev.

>>42463206
F-

Don't see me after class.

>random month long disorganized distraction
dont partake in this esl faggottry

>>42463206
It's truly stunning to me how people like OP can be so smug when his post is basically a huge sign saying "I have no talent or skills at all and need someone else to do my work for me!" Is this what zoomer brainrot looks like?

>>42463285
>esl
Projecting as usual I see?

>>42463296
That post wasn't OP. you dumbass, zoomer.

>>42462733 (OP)
You probably would've had a better thread if your OP post had a little less schizo energy and you were more clear on what you wanted.
More content is aways welcome, but I think your general attitude is only going to attract shitflinging
I wish you the best in whatever it is you're trying to accomplish.

>>42463516
>>42463069