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Anonymous No.42463463 [Report] >>42463469 >>42463600 >>42463624 >>42463759 >>42463880 >>42464133 >>42464593 >>42465072 >>42465075 >>42465365 >>42465956
Is there any conspiracy theorist in Equestria?
Anonymous No.42463469 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Oh my Celestia Maud, a Bomb!
Anonymous No.42463600 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Maud always questions everything, she takes nothing for granite
Anonymous No.42463624 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Learn how to speak English before making a thread.
Anonymous No.42463759 [Report] >>42463762 >>42463877 >>42467879
>>42463463 (OP)
What a rotten way to die.
Anonymous No.42463762 [Report]
>>42463759
What a shame.
Anonymous No.42463778 [Report]
so, you think you know better than SMILE what to do with this months snowpity shipment?
Anonymous No.42463877 [Report] >>42465326
>>42463759
>not "what a rotten way to pie"
missed opportunity
Anonymous No.42463880 [Report] >>42464067
>>42463463 (OP)
there are but they get hunted down by the CMC
Anonymous No.42464067 [Report]
>>42463880
the fillies in black
Anonymous No.42464133 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Your mom.
Anonymous No.42464489 [Report]
>SMILE?
>No, Moondancer.
>SMILE?
>Moondancer.
>S-SMILE?
>Moondancer.
Anonymous No.42464593 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
i dont know, guess we will have to listen to swibbles radio program to find out
Anonymous No.42464608 [Report]
>"Number One: In 945, corporations paid 50% of federal taxes; now they pay about 5%."
>"Number Two: In 900, 90% of Equestrians were self employed; now it's about 2%"
>"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time."
Anonymous No.42464625 [Report]
>"Rhetoric. Always more rhetoric."
Anonymous No.42465011 [Report] >>42465033
What do prepared poners pack in their bug-out bags? Freeze-dried hay?
Anonymous No.42465033 [Report]
>>42465011
A bag of sugar.
Anonymous No.42465072 [Report] >>42465361 >>42467179
>>42463463 (OP)
when i get there they sure will
Anonymous No.42465075 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Teri
Anonymous No.42465326 [Report]
>>42463877
dubs of truth
Anonymous No.42465361 [Report] >>42467127 >>42467179
>>42465072
Anonymous No.42465365 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Number one: that's terror
ISleepNow !!6Ab0mW+kv0A No.42465956 [Report]
>>42463463 (OP)
Conspiracy theorists all have their own special table in Twilight's library and set of chairs at Wheat Grass' bookstore where discussions like 42463757 take place.

What the show needed were more geezer stallions to personify the types of individuals who typically congregate in these places.
Anonymous No.42466446 [Report]
Anonymous No.42467127 [Report]
>>42465361
shockingly accurate

the artist Illuminati have spies everywhere
Anonymous No.42467179 [Report] >>42467189 >>42467286 >>42467858
>>42465072
>>42465361
>domes a sharpened (you) directly at your jugular
Hope you like my 4 minute ibis paint edit, look close or you'll miss it.
Anonymous No.42467189 [Report]
>>42467179
his drip is augmented
Anonymous No.42467286 [Report]
>>42467179
the groyper boots do go hard though
Anonymous No.42467858 [Report]
>>42467179
So I decided to go back to ibis paint cuz I just kept coming back to this and giggling, so here's some slop, so I can get ts from my system.
>practing
(You)? Asked her out and she said yes.
>"This Mare's far too out of your league."
>The element of loyalty?! Really!?
Celestia i- she's

>"Worst she can do is leave."
>And tell everyone you're a total creep, and you were staring at her flank and- agh!

>so much for saying "nothing ever happens" around every corner.
>"just go out, man."
>"and you're not wearing that dumb hat."
Pfoo.

>you look into your standing mirror and try to imagine her. Her gaze pierces you like a falling wall of arrows, this mare, she could fucking kill you, and nopony would know. This kind hamlet town's getting to you. Just get a move on.
>you gaze at the clock, 45 minutes.
>no time to practice, you have a date.
>why was the fucking human shirt the only one that doesn't smell like sweat and cum?
Anonymous No.42467879 [Report]
>>42463759
Some ponies just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance