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Anonymous No.42463757 [Report] >>42463779 >>42464361 >>42465159 >>42465719 >>42468175
The government is controlled and operated by fillyphiles, WAKE UP SHEEPONIES!! Four hundred foals vanish each year, WHERE DO THEY GO?? Hundreds of private flights to private islands for private ponies containing only Celestia knows what, WHAT DO THEY DO?? They can't keep getting away with it!!!
Anonymous No.42463779 [Report] >>42463840
>>42463757 (OP)
meds
Anonymous No.42463840 [Report] >>42463866 >>42468175
>>42463779
>twilight flag
See ponies, right here is more evidence of the deep state wanting to suppress our freedom of speech, they try to gaslight us and others into believing we're insane and then they turn around and immediately start covertly bragging about fiddling their next filly with terms like fruit parfait, coconut pie, and so on. The ponebalists will never cease their assault on your community and your freedoms until they rape all the fillies and turn all the colts gay. IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW PONIES, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WAKE UP AND LOOK!!!!!
Anonymous No.42463866 [Report] >>42463885
>>42463840
Anonymous No.42463885 [Report]
>>42463866
See ponies, Cheerilee is in on it too! They force you to send your foals to her every day for hours on end to """study""" but the only thing being studied is their behinds by Cheerilee herself! The ponice found her foaldolls in her closet but Mayor Mare instructed them to stand down and act like it never happened! Education is nothing more than an indoctrination camp to make young foals get accustomed to the idea that adult ponies are allowed to control them and overpower them physically! EDUCATION IS NO LONGER SAFE SHEEPONIES!! THE PONEBALISTS CONTROL THE SCHOOLS TOO!!!
Anonymous No.42464361 [Report]
>>42463757 (OP)
>WHAT DO THEY DO
I think you know anon
Anonymous No.42464402 [Report] >>42464406
That's it, I'm moving out of Equestria. I can't live under the rule of a princess that not only allows, but also participates, in such disgusting acts with our foals. I strongly encourage anypony else reading this to do the same.
Anonymous No.42464406 [Report] >>42464410 >>42464422
>>42464402
Where are you moving to?
Anonymous No.42464410 [Report] >>42464455 >>42464468
>>42464406
Earth, for no reason other than the foal thing. My decision to move has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING with human men.
Anonymous No.42464422 [Report] >>42464426
>>42464406
I'm going to live on the sea so I don't have to follow the laws of any tyrannical government
Anonymous No.42464426 [Report] >>42464446
>>42464422
How are you planning to defend yourself against furry pirates?
Anonymous No.42464446 [Report] >>42464461
>>42464426
I'm a unicorn who has had some higher magic education, so I'm pretty confident in my ability to defend myself. I'm also planning on asking some of my closest friends if they would join me seeing as they were also thinking of escaping Equestria. Maybe with time we can form our own traveling fleet.
Anonymous No.42464455 [Report] >>42464458 >>42464863
>>42464410
post horn
Anonymous No.42464458 [Report] >>42464468
>>42464455
What are you, gay?
Anonymous No.42464461 [Report] >>42464475
>>42464446
So you're planning to become a pirate yourself? That's how it sounds to me and I'm sure Equestrian guard will think the same. Take care to not get caught I guess, they'll send you straight into the dungeon if they do.
Anonymous No.42464468 [Report]
>>42464410
>>42464458
mint hooves typed these posts
Anonymous No.42464475 [Report]
>>42464461
It's not piracy since we will only be defending ourselves. And we will stay small enough that Equestria shouldn't see us as a threat.
Anonymous No.42464863 [Report]
>>42464455
Pegasus site btw
Anonymous No.42465159 [Report]
>>42463757 (OP)
why are foal fiddlers almost always unicorns? hornheads need to get their horns and heads checked
ISleepNow !!6Ab0mW+kv0A No.42465719 [Report] >>42466251
>>42463757 (OP)
The pegusi could have a floating city for that specific purpose. That would explain the 'snatched and carried away' aspect
Anonymous No.42466251 [Report]
>>42465719
that explains why alicorns are all fiddlers, they have the perversion of unicorns with pegasi's capability to snatch foals
Anonymous No.42468175 [Report]
>>42463757 (OP)

Now I would prefer that you stop saying these horrible things about my wife we do not do anything to foals. We love each other very much.

>>42463840
Now then cutie I want you to follow me, and put on this nice headset it will show you all the evidence you to convict all these foalphiles don’t tell any pony I think there are traitors within your ranks.