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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:55:57 AM No.42464542 [Report] >>42464545 >>42464570 >>42464643 >>42464686 >>42464708
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>I want you to find me new land to conquer in my name Anon. You get one ship, a crew, enough hay and sweets to last you all 11 months and have to bring Twilight or Cadance with you. I know you wont fail me, because if you do you can never come back. The other ponies can but I told them to mutiny against you if you mess up. Good luck.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:57:19 AM No.42464545 [Report]
>>42464542 (OP)
yea, i've got a place for you to conquer: my BED
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:02:12 AM No.42464558 [Report]
A journey deep into the (zebra) congo. Many of the crew will perish.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:10:56 AM No.42464570 [Report] >>42464579
>>42464542 (OP)
“Why not just befriend the leaders of nations that already exist? We’re already friends with the hippogriffs, dragons, changelings, etc., so why not keep up the streak?”
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:14:19 AM No.42464579 [Report] >>42464616
>>42464570
Conquest/Imperialism is her fetish.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:30:28 AM No.42464616 [Report]
>>42464579
>“So why do I have to wear these chains, again?”
“Just play along. She wants to think we subdued you.”
>“But won’t that only enable her to have her way with me?”
“Trust me. If she truly values her friendship with me, she won’t lay a hoof on you.”
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:43:38 AM No.42464643 [Report] >>42464732 >>42464755
>>42464542 (OP)
>enough hay and sweets to last you all 11 months
>sweets
the fact she seriously feeds her conscripts like toddlers while having the balls to ask me to conquer another nation infuriates me in a way even I can't comprehend, it's a similar feeling to being called stupid by someone with an IQ of 75
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:17:37 AM No.42464686 [Report] >>42464773
>>42464542 (OP)
Ok so you want us to settle an entirely new land with a minimal amount if resources and ponies? Even if one of your flunkies helps me thats an impossible task.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:37:31 AM No.42464708 [Report]
>>42464542 (OP)
Yeah yeah, I'll put a foal in your proteges.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:54:02 AM No.42464732 [Report]
>>42464643
Marshmallow horse dietary requirements are different from humans'
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:08:53 AM No.42464755 [Report]
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>>42464643
What the fuck are you on about? This is a normal meal for silly cartoon horses?
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:23:31 AM No.42464773 [Report] >>42465281
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>>42464686
Well, it might be easier than you think... if you trust vsbattles "powerscaling". Unicorn twilight is "country level", and alicorn twilight is... multiversal?

Even if you don't wank twilight and stick to what was probably intended by faust, she could solo a few armies if she uses her strategic mind.

Your only real problem will be convincing her to stray from the path of harmony
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:41:30 PM No.42465272 [Report]
She has a pudgy, pudding butt
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:45:59 PM No.42465281 [Report]
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>>42464773
>powerscaling