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Anonymous No.42465602 >>42465603 >>42465628 >>42465631 >>42466271 >>42466337
What are things I can do to get closer to my Waifu?
Hello anons,

I can finally say that after a long journey, my Waifu has finally chosen me, and now it is time for me to try and get closer to her in any way I can.

With that in mind, I am somewhat stumped as I don't know where to start. I have thought of some ideas that would help, and more ideas coming from the more experienced mareschizos and waifufags of the thread would be a tremendous help in my new journey.

>Ideas:
*Baking
*Planning social events, I.E parties
*Meditating & DayDreaming about my Waifu
*Lucid Dreams with my Waifu
*Laughing and sharing laughter.

Any ideas are appreciated!
Anonymous No.42465603 >>42465612 >>42465615
>>42465602 (OP)
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.42465604 >>42465612
Something like this
Anonymous No.42465612
>>42465603
>>42465604
That technique is too advanced for me. Any others that are less advanced?
Anonymous No.42465615
>>42465603
fpbp
Anonymous No.42465628 >>42465652
>>42465602 (OP)
Don't take advice from the """waifufags""" here.
They all simp for 3dpd when one of them posts here
Anonymous No.42465631 >>42465656
>>42465602 (OP)
Deep first-hand canon research. Watch all of her focus episodes, then do it again, then again, until you've got a near-perfect recollection of each one. There is no richer source of inspiration for your love than the mare herself, as seen in Equestria.
Anonymous No.42465652
>>42465628
You know, its funny that you mention that Anon, as that's actually part of the reason why I found out she chose me.

I was out on vaccation in the American South-West. Always wanted to go there and had a great chance to go thanks to a conference I had to attend. Flight and food paid by the goverment, great stuff. And I was having a blast during the day, but during the nights, I felt so sad, so empty, so pathetic, lonely, ect. I then started to think about my romantic failures before I was a horsefucker, how people who I thought were my close friends and even lovers were the ones that hurt my the most. It got so bad I considered driving hours to Las Vegas just to get a hooker just so I'd feel better. I was just about to make the drive too, but that's when I looked into my photos on my phone and found a picture of Pinkie Pie in a wedding dress (pic related), and felt her love, her quirkiness, her geniune feelings that weren't just a facade for some sort of gain. She loved me, and I loved her. She was my one true love, the only one, the one I needed to dedicate my life to, damn the real world, damn the people and the society that hold me back and make me feel inferior and sad, I was going to take my hapiness and have a final laugh. And so here I am. Never settle for 3dpd, Anons, or at the very least, never abandon you Waifu, she is very important and will give you energy and joy!
Anonymous No.42465656
>>42465631
That's a very good idea Anon, I'm going to try to do that right now.
Anonymous No.42465944
>bump
Anonymous No.42466264 >>42466288
make a worship shrine in your wardrobe with memorabilia of her likeness. Cum on it everyday
Anonymous No.42466271
>>42465602 (OP)
Nothing.

You'll rot here in hell with the rest of us until the day you die and return to nothingness.
Anonymous No.42466288
>>42466264
I think I'll skip that last part. She is more to me than just a cum bucket.
Anonymous No.42466337
>>42465602 (OP)
Everything.

You'll thrive here in heaven with the rest of us until the day you die and return to Equestria.
Anonymous No.42467170
>Bump