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Anonymous No.42465998 >>42466014 >>42466401 >>42467920
Foalmaking sex with Minuette.
Anonymous No.42466014 >>42466043
>>42465998 (OP)
After you get married, right?
Anonymous No.42466022 >>42466256 >>42467917 >>42468408
Colgate*
Anonymous No.42466025 >>42466046 >>42466092
Anonymous No.42466043
>>42466014
Right.
>42466022
>0.01 cents have been deposited to your Colgateโ„ข-Palmoliveยฎ Company account
Anonymous No.42466046 >>42466092
>>42466025
Anonymous No.42466092
>>42466046
>>42466025
>Switch hash
Cool shartythread
Anonymous No.42466120
ooo
Anonymous No.42466122 >>42466167 >>42468600
Blue pussy
Anonymous No.42466167 >>42466442 >>42471364
>>42466122
bussy?
Anonymous No.42466256 >>42466296
>>42466022
*Minuette
Anonymous No.42466296 >>42466416
>>42466256
**Minnie
Anonymous No.42466401 >>42466440 >>42466525 >>42467151 >>42467173 >>42467909
>>42465998 (OP)
You can't have sex with little ponies because their genitals are too tiny and tight and therefore incompatible with the human male penis.
Anonymous No.42466416
>>42466296
*mine
Anonymous No.42466440
>>42466401
Ponies are like 150 lbs, she can take it
Anonymous No.42466442
>>42466167
bucci
Anonymous No.42466525
>>42466401
WRONG
Anonymous No.42467151
>>42466401
not with that attitude you can't
Anonymous No.42467173 >>42467429 >>42467437 >>42467449
>>42466401
Don't worry the average anon has a micropenis.
Anonymous No.42467429
>>42467173
I don't believe this. I think the average Anon has an average penis.
Anonymous No.42467437 >>42469941
>>42467173
big if true
Anonymous No.42467449
>>42467173
>Mares want my greenmicropeen
Anonymous No.42467830
Anonymous No.42467909 >>42467919
>>42466401
equines have very big dicks for their weight, so even if they're half your size the issue would probably be that a 6 incher is kinda small
Anonymous No.42467917
>>42466022
I'm not buying your toothpaste.
Anonymous No.42467919 >>42467952
>>42467909
>even if they're half your size the issue would probably be that a 6 incher is kinda small
1. Clitoris right at the entrance
2. Literally airtight pussy
3. Stallions orgasm within 20 seconds of penetration
The only issue will be you getting your rocks off before your mare's pussy is too sensitive to continue
Anonymous No.42467920 >>42468149
>>42465998 (OP)
Butt only in the ponut.
Anonymous No.42467952 >>42467953
>>42467919
Where does it say anything in canon about how long stallions last?
Anonymous No.42467953 >>42467966
>>42467952
Nowhere, therefore I assume they're like IRL horses in that respect
Anonymous No.42467966 >>42468196
>>42467953
idiotic logic, they are toons and irl realism doesn't apply to toons. If a mare can cut through a tree with a kick, a stallion can go as long as he wants until they both cum
Anonymous No.42468149 >>42468531
>>42467920
That wouldn't be foalmaking sex.
Anonymous No.42468196
>>42467966
then the only solution is to cum inside a stallion first to prove your human superiority
Anonymous No.42468408
>>42466022
im not subscribing to any brand names even if it was a fan name. fuck you advertiser, minuette is a very nice name
Anonymous No.42468434
*SSSSMMMMOOOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHH*
Anonymous No.42468531 >>42468537
>>42468149
explain
Anonymous No.42468537 >>42469950 >>42471034
>>42468531
The womb isn't in the ponut. It's in the different hole. You can't get a foal if you fuck her in the ass.
Anonymous No.42468600 >>42469712
>>42466122
What if her pussy is pure white like toothpaste? But her ponut is navy blue
Anonymous No.42469195
wtf
Anonymous No.42469373
wtf
Anonymous No.42469664 >>42469724 >>42470859
minny ftw
Anonymous No.42469712
>>42468600
dark blue dappled with grey spots
Anonymous No.42469724 >>42469740
>>42469664
Scary.
Anonymous No.42469740
>>42469724
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa No.42469941
>>42467437
>big
>if true
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.42469950
>>42468537
Butt we can try.
Anonymous No.42470620
Anonymous No.42470859
>>42469664
for the worthy? What makes one worthy?
Anonymous No.42471034 >>42471117
>>42468537
sorry anon i still don't understand. can you give me a qrd
Anonymous No.42471117 >>42471181
>>42471034
There's one hole, it's shaped like a donut. When you fuck a mare and cum there, the only thing that would come out is literal shit, nothing else.
Then there's other one right next to it, it's pear-shaped, and if a mare is aroused a pink heart-shaped thing pops out of it. When you fuck a mare there, there's a chance that eventually she will start appear to be "fatter"... until in around 11 months after you've fucked her she gives birth to a foal.
Anonymous No.42471181 >>42471233
>>42471117
ok a few questions:

>There's one hole, it's shaped like a donut
Just so we're on the same page, what perspective of a donut are we talking about here? Profile? Top down? Dutch?

>When you fuck a mare and cum there, the only thing that would come out is literal shit, nothing else.
I don't understand, if you cum in there how would the only thing that come out be shit? Does the cum transform into shit? This is very confusing.

>Then there's other one right next to it, it's pear-shaped
Ok, but next to it in what direction? To be clear we're saying this is next to the donut hole correct?

> if a mare is aroused a pink heart-shaped thing pops out of it
That sounds very interesting, what are these magical heart shaped things? Can you collect and trade them like pokemon cards?

>When you fuck a mare there, there's a chance that eventually she will start appear to be "fatter"
What percent chance would you say?

>in around 11 months after you've fucked her she gives birth to a foal
11 gregorian or lunar months?
Anonymous No.42471233 >>42471258 >>42471260
>>42471181
Top-down.

Your sperm just deteriorates there, not doing anything. Shit comes due to a mare eating food, which gets digested and thus turned into shit, an unrelated process.

When a mare standing on her forehooves, the pear-shaped hole is under the donut-shaped one.

No you can't, that would be dismemberment like tearing a leg from her and very painful MARE IS FOR CARE DON'T DO THAT

I'd be quite extensive on this one, as many people are unaware of mares' sexual behavior.
99% if she's in estrus, or also known as heat, even if you're a human and not a pony. You can tell a mare is in estrus because she keeps randomly flagging her tail, and can be very craving of intimate contact. Unlike being simply clingy, a mare in estrus would also try to initiate coitus herself, wanting your penis inside of her, as her womb is active at that point, ready to be impregnated with your semen.
They have pills suppressing the estrus effects such as the extreme horniness, but if a mare didn't take them and you don't fuck her, then she would fuck you, and in that case she's going to put you in the pear-shaped hole for sure.
If she's not in heat, her womb is inactive and the chance of impregnation is much lower, perhaps like 20%. A mare not in heat is just being cute, typically not overly clingy, caring about the typical mare things and is less likely to try and initiate coitus herself.

Gregorian. The gestation in ponies lasts for around 335 days.
Anonymous No.42471258
>>42471233
Ok thank you anon, you've given me a bit to think about. If I have any more questions on this process I will shoot them your way. For no I must depart to the hill country. Kyrie eleison, Christe eleison
Anonymous No.42471260 >>42471262
>>42471233
Ok thank you anon, you've given me a bit to think about. If I have any more questions on this process I will shoot them your way. For now I must depart to the hill country. Kyrie eleison, Christe eleison
Anonymous No.42471262
>>42471260
You're welcome.
Anonymous No.42471364
>>42466167
unfortunately faggots already claimed that term