Thread 42466191

Reminder that even if you got to Equestria, you couldn't fuck any of the ponies cause they'll just kick your in the nuts the moment you try

>in an affectionate relationship with a pony
>she adores you, she's into you
>she's the one who suggests the idea of having sex
>you carefully get behind her
>she bucks you into the wall the moment your dick touches her
Loving mares is rough.

>>42466191 (OP)
i'll kick your nuts

thats okay, i dont want to have sex with them

Extensive studies have shown this is not true. IT has been shown that even though the ponies can do very strong things they can also be tied up with things like rope. It is very possible to rape the ponies.

>>42466191 (OP)
should have made this an SPH thread on top of denial

>>42466191 (OP)
>rape

>>42466204
She bites instead

>>42466191 (OP)
Some people are into that.

>>42466197
Lightyears better than a human woman any day, though. Breaking a rib is a small price to pay.

>>42466197
tie her lags with a rope and she can't do anything

>>42467783
That's true, if you know a mare who enjoys some rope play it'll all work out.

>>42467785
she doesn't need to enjoy it, though

>>42467787
Hm... I think I'm going to tell Celestia on you. Good day, Twirapist.

>>42467789
She already knows

Good thing my waifu is a xenophile

>>42467787
>It can't kick you if it's sliced into small cubes

>>42467708
I do like me some teeth.

>>42468044
You're gonna tell her that you can't actually make foals together, right? It's your responsibility to be honest with the pony you love.

>>42468881
Actually man-mare pairings are MORE fecund than stallion-mare pairings
Mares were made to be bred by men

>>42468044
>>42469135
>His waifu is a xeno
>He thinks he can compete with the biggest xenobait in Eqestria.
lol

>>42466191 (OP)
Why would she kick me? You make it sound like I'm trying to rape her, which unless I'm possessed, I don't think I'd be doing that.