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Anonymous No.42468417 >>42468444 >>42468448 >>42468541 >>42468670 >>42469258 >>42469259 >>42471050 >>42471747 >>42471754 >>42474788 >>42474790 >>42479521
Rarity's not home
Anonymous No.42468444 >>42468451
>>42468417 (OP)
That's okay. I'm not here for Rarity anyway.
*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.42468448 >>42468468 >>42469402 >>42470273
>>42468417 (OP)
>Come to babysit Sweetie Belle
>She is laying on the couch like that
Wat do?
Anonymous No.42468451 >>42468458
>>42468444
>anon's too stupid to realize sweetie belle's flirting
>but he's a pervert anyways so it all works out
Poetry.
Anonymous No.42468458
>>42468451
>Anon: Stupid and perverted
>Sweetie Belle: Stupid and perverted
A match made in Heaven!
Anonymous No.42468468 >>42468524
>>42468448
>ask about the socks
>hear a silly story about how they got made or purchased
>continue on with your normal foalsitting duties and get rewarded handsomely for being reliable and trustworthy
Anonymous No.42468524 >>42468546
>>42468468
>Another Anon: Sees Sweetie Belle is clearly trying to seduce him
>Too dumb to realize this
>Not even a pervert, so it doesn't work out
And now you've just left Sweetie Belle feeling sad.
Anonymous No.42468541
>>42468417 (OP)
Ok, where is she?
>ignores her presenting to me again for the 50th~ time since I started dating Rarity
Anonymous No.42468545
Sweetie Belle is a slut.
Anonymous No.42468546 >>42468548 >>42468601 >>42469189 >>42478143
>>42468524
Part of being good to a filly is realizing that you can make her happy without whipping your dick out. In fact you are morally obligated to make her happy without whipping your dick out.
Anonymous No.42468548 >>42468550
>>42468546
We get it, foreplay is important
Anonymous No.42468550
>>42468548
Anonymous No.42468601 >>42468646 >>42469177
>>42468546
>morally
We don't do morality here faggot
Anonymous No.42468646 >>42468652
>>42468601
Equestria does do morality though so you might wanna keep that in mind!
Anonymous No.42468652 >>42468659
>>42468646
Things happen behind closed doors everywhere including equestria
Anonymous No.42468659
>>42468652
Nah.
Anonymous No.42468670 >>42468691
>>42468417 (OP)
I'm here for your mom.
Anonymous No.42468691 >>42477452
>>42468670
Bad news, her mom and dad are never around so you can never fuck them.
Anonymous No.42469177
>>42468601
I do though
Anonymous No.42469189 >>42469192
>>42468546
>morally obligated
In what way is having sex morally wrong
Anonymous No.42469192 >>42469198
>>42469189
Fillies have to grow up before having sex, sorry! You have a responsibility to help them grow up safely!
Anonymous No.42469198 >>42469215
>>42469192
>fillies have to grow up before having sex
Why exactly?
Anonymous No.42469215 >>42469239
>>42469198
Associating sex with a caregiver like you will affect the way they relate to others for the rest of their life, and that's very irresponsible of you. If a filly wants to fool around with a colt or another filly that's their prerogative but you cannot have sex with a filly.
Anonymous No.42469239 >>42471024
>>42469215
> Associating sex with a caregiver like you will affect the way they relate to others for the rest of their life
Proof?
Anonymous No.42469258 >>42470485
>>42468417 (OP)
Yes, I am the foalsitter tonight.
Changeling documentary and popcorn, then homework, then bed.
Anonymous No.42469259 >>42476429
>>42468417 (OP)
Moralniggers itt won't change the fact that Swebel is a slut
Anonymous No.42469402
>>42468448
eat her ass, obv
Anonymous No.42470273
>>42468448
>pick up sweebl
>put on my lap
>hug
love the sweeb
Anonymous No.42470485
>>42469258
Sex-ed documentary and popcorn, then "homework", then bed, bed, bed, and more bed.
Yes, I am the foalcon tonight. I mean foalsitter. I mean foalcon. I mean foalsitter. I mean foalcon. I mean foalsitter. I mean foalcon. I mean
Anonymous No.42471024
>>42469239
These types never have proof, they just make up random shit as long as they can maintain their moralfag narrative. Even a goddamn AI hallucinates less than these people.
Anonymous No.42471050 >>42471054
>>42468417 (OP)
pomfs
Anonymous No.42471054
>>42471050
snuggle, no lewd stuff today.
Anonymous No.42471723 >>42471749
Pat her head
Anonymous No.42471747
>>42468417 (OP)
Oh neat, no adult supervision Sweebs! You know what that means! Time to do fun stuff with matches! Matter of fact, where does your sister keep most of the dresses she makes? Just curious.
Anonymous No.42471749 >>42472500 >>42474810
>>42471723
Don't mind if I do!
Anonymous No.42471754
>>42468417 (OP)
>What about a white dude in a suit named 'Chris'?
Anonymous No.42472500
>>42471749
qqqt
aaaax No.42474766
lets take a shower
Anonymous No.42474768 >>42474773
I like how you're bumping all of your shit threads at the bottom of the board, faggot.
^:)
aaaax No.42474773
>>42474768
congrats ballsac
you get a golden sweetie
Anonymous No.42474788
>>42468417 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76u8h0gjd-Y
Anonymous No.42474790
>>42468417 (OP)
>Oh then I'll come back later, if not then tomorrow when she's free
Anonymous No.42474810
>>42471749
garbage '''art'''''
Anonymous No.42475653 >>42475655 >>42476247 >>42476699
Is it me or is there a lot of dedication for Sweetie Belle lately?
Anonymous No.42475655
>>42475653
Always has been
Anonymous No.42476247
>>42475653
All me btw ToT
Anonymous No.42476429 >>42476478 >>42476623
>>42469259
Where do that headcanon comes from anyway?
Anonymous No.42476478
>>42476429
Calling that a headcanon is a bit of a stretch, its just foalcon faggots thirsting over sweetie belle who came up with this joke.
Anonymous No.42476623
>>42476429
It's just a forced meme by one, maybe two dedicated retards.
Anonymous No.42476699 >>42476825
>>42475653
best filly, what do you expect?
Anonymous No.42476825 >>42479484
>>42476699
She has Pinkie Pie energy
Anonymous No.42477452
>>42468691
No, Rarity is around sometimes.
Anonymous No.42478143
>>42468546
idc *unzips dick*
Anonymous No.42479484
>>42476825
and yet shes not annoying
Anonymous No.42479521 >>42480410
>>42468417 (OP)
"...i know, im your foalsitter"
>"Rarity gave me a very specific list of things for you not to do"
Anonymous No.42480410
>>42479521
How many of them are we going to do tonight?