Thread 42468681

What is it about the pegasi that makes them so exciting to you?

>>42468681 (OP)
Speak for yourself, faggot.

they are all faggots

Wing hugs seem really nice.

>>42468681 (OP)
They probably taste good on the grill

>>42468681 (OP)
They probably smell good and fresh like the sky. And they are light, thus easy to pick up.

>>42468715
>if you just hold out your arms your pegasus friend will fly right into a hug
Wouldn't that be nice?

>>42468681 (OP)
They can fly in the sky, i'd love to do such a thing as well without doing shit like pilot license and then buy a expensive helicopter.

>>42468681 (OP)
I want to ride a pegasus into battle in order to slay the chimera.

That's a male.

>>42468681 (OP)
I like to think that their wings are considered bit private area and to preen a pegasus is very intimate act.

>>42468681 (OP)
I want to ride a pegasus into battle in order to slay the chimera.

>>42468764
Believe it or not, but female pegasus ponies exist too!

>>42468695
I second this.

>>42468681 (OP)
A warrior race that can control the very forces of weather. Hot.

>>42468681 (OP)
Pegasi are the sexiest insects

>>42468764
He is! And that's ok. All ponies are cute and deserve care and affection

Booping due to cute pegasus headcannons posted.

mmm, pegaboops

>>42468681 (OP)
I hate pegasi, actually.

>>42473321
shit-taste earth pony detected

My least favorite pony tribe. Nothing against them, I just don't particularly care for many of them compared to muds and horns.

>>42474313
She's about to suck up the HD dewdrop.

>>42468681 (OP)
Wings. Preening is top tier.

>>42468681 (OP)
They're cute. Simple as.

>>42468681 (OP)
i am jealous of their flying capabilities, to feel the powerful air in your face as you do spread and flap your wings in the sky above the clouds
if i could turn into a pony, i'd love to be a pegasi for sure

>>42476140
Pegasi are the best, no other tribe can compete.

wing jobs using jelly as lube

>>42468681 (OP)
They're easy to pick up

>>42477944
What did Anon do to this mare?

>>42477949
She got a failed lobotomy

>>42477952
But pony magic can fix it right?

>>42477961
Look at Screwloose Anon, I think she might be a lost cause..

Up.

>>42478032
can I get a lobotomy I want the same crazy eyes as screwloose has

>>42479177
no.

>>42479177
You cant have them, nonny.

>>42480368
Fuck...

Pegasi are all faggots that need their buttholes resized. Who do they think they are getting to be sexy horses that are also sorta birds.

>>42481283
Cringe.

>>42481283
fag

>>42481283
Anon????

>>42481283
GAAAAAY

>>42481283
HOMO

>>42468681 (OP)
I’m more of an earth pony guy. Nothing against pegasuses, I’m kinda jealous they get to fly ngl, but earth ponies just seem… logically easier to cuddle.

>>42484446
But what about winghugs?

>>42484446
If you're jelly of pegasi you aren't an Earth pony guy to the core. I want to be an Earth pony in Equestria and I don't mind the lack of wings or horn. Not in some sort of "pfah I don't need that (to hide the fact I really do)" way but because I genuinely have no desire for it. I don't like the idea of flying at all, so I don't consider it a loss. No problem with people liking it of course, it's just not my thing.

>>42484969
I guess a good irl litmus test would be what one thinks of the rich. If you could care less what they do and they're not really on your mind then yea, you're probably an earth pony for the right reasons. Now if you're constantly seething over the fact they can do damn near anything they want then that might translate into the world of equestria. In that case, you're probably an earth pony for prideful reasons more than anything

>>42485011
Well I don't care about rich people at all but I might be slightly biased because I have enough money to do whatever i want, although I also have only basic needs. I guess if I was poor and had to live in the ghetto and do backbreaking labor just to get by I would probably be less content about it.

>>42484969
Yeah if i went to equestria as a pony, I'd wanna be an earth pony too. I just wanna farm and hang with my pony wife and kids (earth mares are cute!)

>>42485017
I can't really fault anyone if they're struggling. Im doing ok for myself. Blue collar work pays the bills even living alone but i never sit and seethe over influencers with lambos. Earth pony pride

>>42481283
wtf

>>42468681 (OP)
They've got wings, I'm jealous!

>>42468681 (OP)
Wing fetish.

I want to tease a pegasus stallion until his wings spring out against his will.

>>42486496
that's gay

>>42486496
that's hot

>>42486496
two pegasuses making out with their wings

>>42487873
UNF

>>42486496
Gosh, I'm the same way. I wanna give his flank a sneaky squeeze, or perhaps a friendly sack caress, making him get all flustered and lose control of his wings. (Amongst other appendages...)

>>42488572
...wtf

>>42488572
Haha?

>>42487873
How does that work?

>>42488950
>>42489494
Hi, anons. To make you aware, some of our resident posters are genuinely and unironically attracted to stallions. It's a phenomenon known as 'homosexuality', and it's very fashionable nowadays. Happy to be of assistance.

>>42489864
What if you like stallions a lot but is super straight?

>>42490219
Simple. It's not gay when it's a stallion.

>>42468704
Rainbow Dash agrees

>>42490443
Gruesome

>>42490431
>>42490219
The idea of a romantic relationship with a human male sickens me, but i wouldnt mind doing picrel to a stallion

>>42490921 here
forgot to mention im a brown shitskin

>>42490921
Stallion kisses and cuddles are perfectly straight and also pure Aryan.

Chart for reference

>>42490921
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

>>42468681 (OP)
They have wings?

>>42468704
Like chicken. Or turkey.

>>42474459
It looks like a speech bubble lol

>>42484446
>he can't envision how cuddly feathers are

>>42490431
Slightly gay, I believe, according to THE chart.

>>42491413
Needs a 2025 update. Man attraction to human woman needs to be extremely gay.

>>42492244
It is. Women attracted to men is slight gay. Man attract to woman extremely. Learn to chart read.

>>42491413
>all attraction to women is extremely gay
This chart was ahead of its time.

>>42492244
"TOPS attraction to LEFT" Read it right, zoomer.

>>42492257
It is a masterwork of forward thinking. Truly a creation of one of the greatest minds of our time.

>>42492310
Or just pattern recognition.

>>42486496
I want to be a pegasus and get obliterated by an strong earthy and then have it on my back and give him a ride. Unicorns can suck my dick

>>42492901
There weren't half as many patterns when it was created.

>>42468681 (OP)
Ponuts. Well, wings and ponuts, actually.

>>42493127
Damn. You gonna be at Mare Fair? I'm 6ft5, decent build, with a big dick. I'll be your strong earthy stallion.

>>42493127
Boy, Mac in armor is handsome as hell.

>>42493656
No way fag can't really, I live really far away from the states. would be nice tho, you see a nice guy.

>>42494334
He really is. Gives classic romance novel hero vibes.

>>42494548
Ah, gotcha. Sucks you live so far away, you just sounded like you needed a good pounding... heh! You seem nice too, bro. I hope you find a nice big earth stallion locally to fill you up one of these days.

>>42494716
Stop being coombrained

>>42494968
No. Has hole = me into hole

Pegasus stallions.

I imagine pegasi are super light compared to earth and unicorn pones. I'd love to just sneak and lift a pegasus stallion up and cradle him in my arms as he blushes profusely, embarrassed that he was manhandled so easily. (And for kinda liking it.)

Unicorns are my personal favorite actually

>>42493656
>>42494716
wtf why are there HORSES on my mongolian weaving board site. go back to the stables and eat grass skrub

>>42495999
trips of basedness

>>42497473
I have a secret to share with you... Pegasi ARE horses, just with wings attached. (Gasp)

>>42495393
Aids magnet

>>42498191
Nah. I wrap it yo. I'm thinking you don't gotta worry about stuff like that though. Your hand can't exactly give you an STD...

Visible pegasi dock

>>42498677
Stick your cock in a sewage pipe next time, since you enjoy stirring around in shit so much.

>>42500041
Is that what you're calling your ass? I mean, whatever gets your rocks off, Chief.

>>42500029
The coat pattern is a mess.

>>42500088
Yeah it doesn't look like a MLP character at all

>>42500029
awful looking

>>42500713
Well obviously.

>>42500069
He's a cool dude

>>42468681 (OP)
the different races of pony dont matter much to me, i don't think i like any one more than the other. the fact my waifu is a pegasus is a coincidence honestly

>>42499133
Lewd.

>>42501869
Yeah, they're all fine.

Pegasi don't belong on page 10.