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Anonymous No.42468765 >>42468790 >>42468844
I'm an alicorn you gotta DEAL with it!
Anonymous No.42468767
She's an alicorn you gotta DEA with it.
Anonymous No.42468790 >>42469297
>>42468765 (OP)
>Headcanon shields up
>Alternate imaginations of the show energized
You can't get into my mind fortress.
Anonymous No.42468837 >>42468895
>twilight gets wings
>"Look anon! Aren't they so amazing?"
>you look disgusted
>her excitement fades and she eventually backs away
>she never speaks to you again
Heh. Got her ass.
Anonymous No.42468844
>>42468765 (OP)
Unicorns
Earth ponies
Pegasus
zebra, cows, dragons?

earth, air, water, fire
Some one could make a story where each is a different element bender or something.

Earth pony = earth bending
Pegasus = air
Dragon for fire?
and I guess unicorn is water?
Anonymous No.42468846
Anonymous No.42468895 >>42468900 >>42468904
>>42468837
That makes me sad
Twilicorn MC is cringe but I'd still be her friend
Anonymous No.42468900 >>42469147
>>42468895
You're a good anon and I hope you'll have a good time in Equestria.
Anonymous No.42468904 >>42468914
>>42468895
I'd only be her friend if I cut off her wings. Which might not make us friends but I was never going to realistically be friends with any of the ponies as much as I wanted anyway. The only way to get what I want would be to kidnap and keep them.
Anonymous No.42468914 >>42468942
>>42468904
You're a bad anon and I don't think you're gonna make it to Equestria.
Anonymous No.42468942 >>42468969
>>42468914
I deserve love too.
Anonymous No.42468969 >>42468988
>>42468942
You have to treat others the way you wish to be treated, that's the golden rule. Until you can accept that you're not going to Equestria.
Anonymous No.42468988 >>42468993
>>42468969
But I have the aspergers and I have the autisms, and other personality issues, everypony should be accepting of my disabilities and be my friends the way I want them to be my friends, by doing what I tell them to do.
None of the mane 6 would like me because I am stupid smelly ugly and unlikeable. But I like them and want to have sex with them and for them to be my best friends and always be around me and love me and kiss me.
Anonymous No.42468993 >>42469307
>>42468988
That's not how friendship works, silly. All friendships require compromise and you've decided that you don't want to compromise.
Anonymous No.42469147
>>42468900
You too
Anonymous No.42469297 >>42469299 >>42469997
>>42468790
Time for your meds nonny
Anonymous No.42469299 >>42469302 >>42469304
>>42469297
DON'T TAKE THE MEDS
Anonymous No.42469302
>>42469299
Your waifu wouldn't want you to reject reality, Nonny.
Anonymous No.42469304
>>42469299
Why do crazy people take meds if it just makes them unhappy?
Anonymous No.42469307 >>42470007
>>42468993
You're right I don't and won't. I am still a much greater lover than all these fake friends and fake nice people. And you'll see, when my mare becomes my lovefriend. You'll see.
Anonymous No.42469997
>>42469297
>Meds
NO!
Anonymous No.42470007
>>42469307
Alas, your love for your waifu is just an extension of your love for yourself. You're Zephyr Breeze in human form.