Thread 42469381

Screw /mlp/, you all suck, I hate it here! I want Ponychan back.

i want 8ch back

>>42469381 (OP)
Feel free to leave at any time

I wish that I could turn back time~

>>42469381 (OP)
But do we swallow?

>>42469381 (OP)
You WILL enjoy the low quality threads
You WILL enjoy the lazy nigger that is the turkroach janny barely doing his job
You WILL enjoy suffering, simple as.

>>42469390
I'm hoping you do.

>>42469387
How about you get out of the fandom and take all your hate and racism and neonaziism and oversexualisation with you.

By the way, this thread was inspired by me finding this screenshot this morning.
I'm so glad airplane ponies aren't around anymore. Just ponies mixed with airplanes, real DA level stuff.

>>42469398
No nigger.

>>42469398
i want to oversexualise this anon

>>42469409
Yep, you feel real brave saying the N word online when you're anonymous.

>>42469419
Okay faggot

Amusing that not a single person suggested Ponychan as an alternative during the 4chan blackout. Just NHNB and Mlpol. Weird times back then we were all talking about our plans for if 4chan was gone forever and reminiscing over the state of pony haha

The virgin nor/mlp/erson and the chad Ponychaner.

>>42469426
Which 4chan blackout? Are you talking abotu when 4chan was haclked because I think ponychan was down already by that poiint.

>>42469429
Oh yeah got confused
I was talking about Ponychan.co but looks like they were made in June-ish
Had just assumed they rebooted or something. Got my timelines mixed up

>>42469381 (OP)
I want MySpace back.

>>42469435
What is this!? Ponychan.co? Some new ponychan I didn't know about. I have not heard about this at all.
Finally I can go home! Country Roads!

>>42469419
Kill yourself, you autistic shitbag.

>>42469407
They still have a general sometimes, don't they?

>>42469451
Do they? I don't want to know about it. I hide all the generals on this board. I have 80 thread hidden. /mlp/ is so bad.

>>42469459
I can make it worse ;)

>>42469459
I try not to hide threads because it makes the board feel too slow, even if I don't touch most of them.

>>42469452
>people like a thing I dont, this is LE BAD
A crying manchild is the right pic for you, too bad you had to project yourself onto a pony.

>>42469459
Why don't you try improving the board by posting something good?

>>42469480
>Things that are bad are bad
Yes. Now here's your medal from Hasbro, I hope it was worth it.

>>42469482
I post 5 or more threads every day that I am here. So.

>>42469489
You should try and keep one thread active by creating interesting things to discuss instead.

>>42469497
Many of my threads are very active actually, so. See, you just keep digging yourself deeper because you have no idea who you're up against.
I only started using /mlp/ again about a month ago and will leave in due time, and you'll notice just how hard this board falls when I do leave.
This board feels so empty without me.

>>42469507
Can't wait

>>42469489
>>42469507
Which threads are yours?

>>42469489
dbspic detected

>>42469522
HAHA! I just checked all my threads, and thanks to the kiwi proxy I didn't even realise I have like 13 or 14 threads up right now. Holy crap, and I don't really feel like getting the post number and linking them all. This is one of them though and it will be deleted when scruffy gets off his discord server and checks the board.

Ponychan faggot refugees are the reason this board has been shittier than usual. At least that's my conspiracy excuse.

>>42469542
Yes, all three of them have had a massive negative impact.

>>42469537
You don't have to link them, just give a brief rundown on the topics. I mean, it's not like you're spamming EQG threads, right? That's not the reason you're too scared to share which threads are yours, right?

>>42469564
How dare you even imply I would ever post garbage like that. I hide EVERY thread that shows any humanisation. You have no idea who you're dealing with buddy boy.
And I just don't feel like opening 14 threads copy and pasting the post numbers.

>>42469576
And I just said you don't have to link them, retard. Just say what they are.
>Yeah, I've got 8 waifu threads, 3 Twilight prompts, and a couple shitposts
The fact that you refuse to do so much as that tells me you're embarrassed of your own threads and that you are the reason the 'log is shit

>>42469537
Based on this admission you are responsible for the following slide threads
>barbies especially low quality ones
>shitty repost threads that go on for months, years
>dead in the water conversation threads
>pedo spam, like the rumble thread
>trans trixiie (shelved) replaced with marecocktwi
>dbspic apul vs [insert veg/fruit here] threads
>Mistyhate bump thread
>Rando background where everypony has one personality
>Edrama fag threads
>threads with 'tm' at the end of it
>make an episode bump thread
>Twitter/reddit/discord cap threads
>Threads about how /mlp/ is for pedophiles

>>42469381 (OP)
Start your own Ponychan. With blackjack, and hookers.

>>42469489
Ah, the Twi-slide thread poster. Found him.

>>42469588
Oh trust, me I can't even imagine caring what you think about my threads you don't know about.
I'm not going to go through each one and tell you what it is, that's ridiculous, every single one is different. And I'm busy having fun with them and posting. I DON"T WANT TO STOP AT ALLL I"M A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAARS

>>42469593
>Translation: They're all EQG and G%

>>42469589
Not a single one of my threads are these. Amazing. Genuinely. That's actually just impressive you didn't get even one of them.

>>42469597
Prove it

>>42469595
Nope. But I'm just happy that you and everypony is enjoying my threads at the moment. I don't care about taking credit for them.

>>42469597
>Trust me bro

>>42469598
This thread is going to be deleted any second now. I AM NOT OPENING 14 THREADS AND LINKING THEM FOR YOU. So give up. I don't care what you think of me, I'm an anonymous user, I'm just having fun with my threads and other people's.

>>42469601
#BelieveAllAnons

>>42469601
So you admit that all the EQG spam and G% spam is entirely your fault? Because that's what you're doing if you can't link even one.

>>42469589
Were you the one seething about the Rumble thread? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42469595
He's probably a tamersnigger, they're all zoomshits too cowardly to post their opinions on an anonymous forum

>>42469615
You're right, I'm so scared to post my opinion on /mlp/. And I'm a zoomer. And I'm into Tamers. I can't believe all these things are true about me. Oh... it's tragic.

I didn't expect this thread to be up so long, I just wanted to post those two funny screenshots I got this morning. I'm almost finished going through the 450GB folder of every image posted on /mlp/ from 2012 into 2015 if anyone is keeping up. And I still haven't found what I am looking for.

>>42469615
Actually rent free

>>42469597
Let's continue your permanent record
>Twilight whenever possible
>Nothing more pure than mare and [insert something else here]
>Anonfilly spam threads out of its general
>Redheart neutering threads
>Posting barbies as [insert pony character] threads
>aislop barbies that are just requests framed as cyoa
>batsy threads, must be about lucky roll only
>threads no one would ever make like piemations
>brap threads and anthrofuta threads
>irl gore threads and irl horse, now with irl horse gore
>Tamers out of the general

What a faggot pussy that Anon is. This is how you confess your misdeeds. I was the one who've been making most of these Twilight marecocks threads, however I have only made a single post in them. Kudos to that one samefag who's been keeping them alive /)

>>42469635
No, I'm the one who hates anonfilly and will refer to anonfilly/mare as the Oncler pony, and I have made countless text walls explaining why I hate the overuse of that crappy OC.
"aislop barbies that are just requests framed as cyoa"
I don't think I understand a word your saying, sugarcube.

>>42469635
I know >winghands is a bit of a meme, but I really don't like Flutters' winghands in this pic

>>42469648
>>42453901

>>42469643
I make all the anti marecock threads to annoy you. Just like how I make half of the filly fooler threads to bait out my best friend the Sweetie Belle flagposter

>>42469650
If they're all going in the same direction then it's a little iffy but not too bad, but when you add in the thumb it looks fucking awful.

>>42469652
Exactly, I wouldn't know about this because the second I see a human I [Shift + click] as everypony else should too.

>>42469635
>>42469650
>>42469656
It reminds me of that pic of Eminem reaching his hand out to the camera

>>42469655
Awwwww, ly2, Anon!

>>42469655
Annoy me? I'd love to see you post even more slide threads on this shitty board. Come on, do it, pussy.

>>42469648
You're a bigger faggot than any anonfilly poster could ever hope to be

>>42469659
The point is that its a catalogclog, and it does it more than once, recently had 2 simultaneous slop threads of different barbies

>>42469655
>my best friend the Sweetie Belle flagposter
Some of the posts made under that flag are mine btw.

>>42469671
Except that one, that was me again. And this one is also me.

>tfw you realize most posting on this board is people intentionally trying to shit the board up to upset other posters who are also doing the same thing
Man, autism is a powerful thing.

>>42469667
Anonpony is trash and I will continue to put everypony in their place who says otherwise. You can use it for 4chan related things, but NOT for everything, it's not funny putting her in random things that have nothing to do with 4chan, it's a fact, you gotta DEAL with it. I don't want to see ugly random OC when a much more obvious character would have been better, which often is nearly any other character.

>>42469655
You is a bitch ass nigga and yo waifu stinky as hell, her pusspuss wide as the muthafucking grand canyon nigga bitcha ss

>>42469665
>>42469671
>>42469680
>>42469683
all me btw

>>42469682
You can always go back to redd1t where you belong and stay there.

>>42469682
>Fluttershy is trash and I will continue to put everypony in their place who says otherwise. You can use it for 4chan related things, but NOT for everything, it's not funny putting her in random things that have nothing to do with 4chan, it's a fact, you gotta DEAL with it. I don't want to see ugly character when a much more obvious random OC would have been better, which often is nearly any other original character.

>>42469681
Yes, that's the world of /mlp/ outside of the generals, and inside the generals is just well kind of the same thing maybe. I don't know I refuse to look at generals because I hate them.

>>42469682
Not my problem. Draw what you want yourself if you don't like it, and then kill yourself.

>>42469589
>pedo spam, like the rumble thread
jej was that you crying in that thread for it to 404, prompting it to get bumped harder?

>>42469681
I'm not trying to upset anypony thoughever. You should just stop using this awful place and move somewhere else, that's it. I'm trying to do you a favor, why can't you understand.

>>42469700
>thoughever
/qa/ lost.

>>42469702
They did, and that was a good thing thoughever.

>>42469700
Go fuck off then if you don't like it here.
You're not a savior, you're nothing.
You're just another naggot crawling in the pile that absolutely nobody would miss if you vanished right now.

>>42469381 (OP)
They should have let me moderate the show discussion board or even the entire website.

I could fix the entire fandom in a jiffy.

You'd all abandon pony the moment I asked for your pony license.

>>42469689
>>42469691
>>42469695
>And then I told him to go to another website, muhahaha! Anonmare did I do good, did I defend your honour rightly!
>F-f-f-fluttershy is the same thing as Anonpony!
>Kill yourself, how dare you critizce my waifu!
Pathetic. I pity you Onceler pony lovers

>>42469706
If you wanna shit up a site then post ponies on your site, everyone will be furious and you'll be so cool.

>>42469650
You don't like the winghands, but we dont like your...
>Frog threads
>what's the appeal threads
>Hey I'm new to /mlp/ threads
>Anime nohooves horse threads
>Biden faggot spam
>Cow nigger threads
>Anonmare threads
>FalseFlaggot threads
>Pony is over threads
>Striped threads
>Jak threads
>Flittercockvore threads
>Lee threads
>/v/ threads
>Vogel threads

>>42469707
But I do, I love this place. And this is why I want it to die, it should for it's own sake.
>You're just another naggot
I am the cure you fools refuse to take.
>>42469716
I'm already doing that here.

>>42469717
>>Flittercockvore threads
Dang, I've been missing out on kino

>>42469729
Forgot to mention that I'm trans btw

>>42469728
You're the cancer.
You can just leave, nobody's asking for your help. You aren't cool, you're the biggest loser on the board.

>>42469728
>I'm already doing that here.
You haven't posted a single pony so far.

>STILL hasn't said which threads are his
How are you going to be this much of a coward on the fucking pony board?

>>42469741
He's busy spamming the catalog with no hooves threads

By the way we should all move to https://8
chan.se/pony/
Because I own it and I should be in charge of everything

>>42469632
Can you describe the image? I have seen your shitpost in /a/ about the drill key by the way

>>42469745
I would rather just use /poner/, but every alt chan is dead

>>42469741
Since scruffy is too busy to delete this thread, I actually did have time to collect all my current threads, But when you try to post a massive list of reply links it marks it as spam.
>Error: You must quote less than 8 posts or the post will be spam filtered by 4chan
"Well, make two or three posts then" You can only imagine how much I don't care to do that.

>>42469732
And you're AIDS keeping the immune system from taking an action agains the yourself.
>>42469736
I guess you're right.

This is you, all of you on the picture related.

>>42469751
make two different posts for every 8 quotes

>>42469751
Based, keep 'em guessing

>>42469751
Perhaps you could simply post an image of your threads on the catalog and then we can decide if you're a good boy or not.

>>42469743
He really was and went the extra mile

>>42469754
>agains the yourself.
against yourself*

>>42469576
thanks for confirming that EQG threads are pure quality

>>42469754
The simple reality is that no community has ever improved from people intentionally shitting it up and you know that. That's all I have to say.

>>42469751
Just put a single memearrow in front of the post numbers. Or no memearrows. Or just stick to linking 8 threads. Or even one thread.

>>42469747
>I have seen your shitpost in /a/ about the drill key by the way
I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, by the way.
I am looking for two images at this point, I'll find them eventually it's fine. One of them I made which was well it takes too long to explain, I'll just find them. And I've posted the link before, https://archive.org/details/archive-moe-files-201510-mlp

I'm almost done, well, I'm over half way done. I don't suggest anyone else go through it all it's quite boring.

>>42469381 (OP)
They don't even talk about ponies over there, not even during the early years they did that

>>42469768
I know and I agree with you, that's the point. I'm not shitting it up, I'm making it better.

>>42469775
With your EQG, G%, Tamers, and faggot spam?

>>42469775
Lowering the overall quality of the board to encourage people to move to another site is shitting the community up. Just because you consider this to be a bad site doesn't make it not shitting the community up, you're just saying 'oh once you all move over to a good site I'll be a good boy'.

>>42469398
Ponies were made to be oversexualized, retard.
now record you killing yourself and post it

>>42469759
It's okay I'll just link to my favourite thread I made today which NOPONY replied to and it's now dead >>42468731
I think this is a great scene I created, my whole episode idea for the smooze is objectively great from a nonbias perspective.

>>42469785
And since nopony replied to this thread, I will make more waifu rage bait ones and filly bait ones. You get what you deserve.

>>42469785
>this is a great scene I created
>I created
>Implying you didn't gen it with the latest ChatJeetPT

>>42469782
You have the same broken mentality as a drug addict trying to recruit someone whos drug free into his drug so he can have some company

>>42469778
I'm not that Anon you think I am, I have never in my entire life made a single nohooves, g% or tamers thread.
>>42469779
I'm not lowering it, as I already said.
>once you all move over to a good site I'll
Cease. My mission will be done.

>>42469792
Oh I forgot, for people born in the 2010s it must be hard to understand, but yes, humans used to write things as well.

>>42469717
What's wrong with Vogel threads? ;) go ahead, tell me.

gemmy thread

Surprised you're not namefagging, OP, seeing just how much of an attentionwhore you are.

>>42469796
>once you all move over to a good site I'll cease. My mission will be done.
Yes, and I'm telling you that no community has ever improved from that attitude. What you're actually doing is making sure that, even if everyone does leave this board, shit-quality threads will be the default. People like >>42469800 will follow you to NHNB or mlpol or wherever else.

>>42469793
Blah blah blah. Just say your gay and shut up or kill yourself

>>42469796
Anon, this makes no sense. You think the site itself is the issue, not the userbase? Do you legitimately believe taking /mlp/ and just moving it somewhere else will change anything?

>>42469593
>>42469769
OP keeps beating around the bush like ChatGPT indefinitely blue-balling people when they attempt ERP. Yeah, he doesn't have time to link a single thread, but he can definitely spend an hour teasing that he totally could.

Write me a haiku about avocado toast.

>>42469803
Maybe I can start flagging with a rare flag, what do you think? I guess people want to be able to recognise me, huh. Hmph, well if the people demand more of me I guess I'll just have to concede.

>>42469805
Other places don't have AIDS, the immune system will take care of them.
>>42469810
Yes. This site is rotten to the core, without it people trapped here will be free.

>>42469811
>OP keeps beating around the bush like ChatGPT indefinitely blue-balling people when they attempt ERP
What a ridiculous specific comparisons.

im still staying on /mlp/ and there is nothing you can do, attention whore.

>>42469821
Please by all means do. Though I'm not sure anypony asked you to go somewhere.

>>42469816
>Other places don't have AIDS, the immune system will take care of them.
That's just untrue. Raids are infinitely more effective on smaller sites and can make them genuinely unusable, and as we can see from the reduction in traffic since the sharty hack a site being unusable is the #1 thing that kills a site. What you really are pushing for is for there to be no more pony imageboard community anywhere. If that's your jam then say it openly, don't do this silly 'oh I'll be fine once you all move to an altchan' nonsense.

>>42469816
Anon, I hate to break it to you No I don't but the site is an inanimate object. It can't do or be anything on it's own, especially not "rotten". It's the people. Me and (You). That's who's rotten.

>>42469828
Actually statistically NHNB actually had about 50-90% of /mlp/s traffic on average which all things considered isn't that bad since a lot of people didn't know about it and a lot of people said they decided to intentionally take a break instead
I can sort of imagine a world where 4chan stayed dead for longer or forever for whatever reason and NHNB eventually realised we could post somewhere other than the bunker thread and return back to business-as-usual? Shrug
Also pretty funny how sure shartyfags and the like were sure that 4chan was going to be crippled for several months/forever back then or immediately be hacked again upon a timely reboot

>>42469839
>4chan was going to be crippled for several months/forever
Isn't it? Pretty much every board since the hack has felt significantly slower, and post quality has taken a nosedive

>>42469807
>t. junkie

>>42469842
I only use /mlp/ and /po/ (unironically) I don't know what the rest of 4chan is like so I cannot confirm or deny but that doesn't sound very true

Yes yes "post quality" look at them Applejack, they're still arguing just like they were back then. What losers. We should just make love while they argue, and then we head home and make spaghettia and meatballs.

>>>42469839
Honestly, I'm surprised this place didn't get pwned right after it came back up.

>>42469828
Raids were a problem of an old internet that was based on an assumption everyone will be nice to each other. It didn't work. With the new internet arising it won't be a problem anymore.
>>42469833
I agree and disagree. The site is like a body. A body with AIDS slowly killing itself. And we're parts of the soul trapped here. For our own well being we have to kill it and be reborn as another one.

>>42469839
NHNB peaked at 1k/day a few days after the hack, by the time 4chan returned it and Mlpol combined were only at about 25% of /mlp/'s speed. Even if it were able to capture all of /mlp/'s audience it was a vulnerable site, I saw multiple automated CP spam threads. A site like that could be shut down by basically any concerted effort, and given the sharty hates ponies such a raid would be basically inevitable.

>>42469861
Why do they dislike us again

>>42469866
They're angry that their board got deleted and we didn't.

>>42469852
Though I do agree later season posters, EQG posters, G5 posters, Hasdrones in general need to be removed from the fandom, but it's too late. It's far too late. It's all over, I couldn't save the fandom from itself, and now it's just you and me tulpa Pinkie or Applejack or Rarity or Dash I forget which, you've become so blurry over the years. We'll make it through these final few days together like we always have, as everything burns around us.

>>4246983
>Achtually...
Delusional.

>>42469872
ponies on 4chan were born in hostile ground
chin up!

>>42469866
we like mares. this kills the normie.

Don't stop now guys, please continue, let's bring this thread that was an excuse to post two funny screenshots up to 150 replies but ignore the quality Smooze episode thread that I spent over an hour on.
I'm going home, when I come back online tomorrow I better see a significant improvement, and my ingenious episode and fanfic idea threads better get a lot of attention or else I'm leaving and you won't have me here anymore. I'm not kidding either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ep3QXKM3c

>>42469799
They are walls of text nobody reads interspersed in /co/mblr so every thread is an effort in futility spewing out autism on the same level as the chartfag threads which you can add to the list.

>>42469904
>spent over an hour on
Yeesh, at that point I would've just let people think it was AI

>>42469930
I think they're a bait and testament to the fact 70% of the fandom said "oh we're here for the fandom, we don't actually watch the show, the show sucks ass lol" which makes you want to nuke this whole fandom from orbit.

>>42469785
>>42469904
>NO ONE REPLIED TO MEE
That's a lie, and now throws into question your sincerity

>>42469930
>They are text walls
Learn to read outside your fanfiction, zoomer.

>>42469990
I do not care to read the same kind of ramblings you could find on /x/, on /mlp/

>>42469990
Hi Vogelfag

>>42470022
That wasn't Vogelfag.

>>42470015
Go back to >>>/b/reddit.