Thread 42470049

I am trying to hold a conversation with you, anon. You're so soulless you don't even laugh at my jokes. This is why you don't have any friends outside of your own autists and even those start getting tired of your garbage personality.

>>42470049 (OP)
having souls is for wimps, less souls = mother fuckin dark magic, hell yeah

>>42470049 (OP)
Maybe you should actually try being funny like your sister Maud

>>42470054
Aren't you supposed to upgrade your magic with your souls?

>>42470068
DS1 had pyromancy with no stat requirements

>>42470069
Yeah but you need to upgrade your talisman still.

>>42470069
Ackhsually you need souls to upgrade your pyro flame
And you'd only have access to like 3 or 4 spells and you'd have no attunement slots

>>42470049 (OP)
Why do I HAVE to laugh at your unfunny jokes? If you want people to laugh maybe you should do actually funny things and not just “woahhh look at me! I’m soooo random!! You just never know what I’m gonna do!”

>>42470097
oh rly? Never used magic in Dark Souls (fought all bosses with MGS)

pinkie wouldn't say this

>>42470104
She probably would end up yelling at most anons but it'd be different than this.

>>42470049 (OP)
what job is a stick in a mud???

>>42470113
Cutie marks are not jobs retard

>>42470118
Yeah right.

>>42470049 (OP)
pinkos you are drunk, you are talking to mauds boyfriend

>>42470118
Cutie marks can be job-related but they also can be related to who you are as a pony or just something that aesthetically fits you as a pony.

>>42470049 (OP)
>>42470113
>Destiny in life is to be a boring, insufferable, stuck-up jackass
I haven't watched far enough into the show to know who this even is, but he's just a dick, isn't he?

>>42470264
No, Pinkie is a dick to him. He does nothing wrong.

>>42470264
He's autistic, pinkie hates autists unless they blood relatives.

>>42470672
See, pinkie would try to ruin this autists life. She absolutely loathes em.

>>42470264
He is a one-note character. Take Maud, and reduce the character further. That's Mud Briar. He did get another appearance in a Silver Stream/Starlight episode where he actually talked a bit more, and although an improvement he is still low on the popularity list for me.

>>42470679
but he protects horses

>>42470049 (OP)
I wouldn't really mind being called soulless. I've suspected the same for a long time.

>>42470689
horses that can't talk? don't need em dont care about em. Pinkie is a ponypony only poni

>>42470049 (OP)
>Ugly out-of-character Pinkie Pie expression
>Season 8
Checks out