Thread 42470508

>Hey Anon, I'm still having trouble flying, even though I've been practicing a ton lately...
>Rainbow Dash said we should take a different approach, she told me you have this one weird trick that can take me to new heights? She was acting kinda weird though, like, she was chuckling under her breath, and she had a funny look on her face?
>She told me she'd watch us to make sure I'm learning correctly, she really insisted on that.
>I'm so confused, can you show me this trick or whatever she was talking about?

"Sure thing sport!"
"Who wants upsies?"

>>42470508 (OP)
Upsies for the filly!!

>>42470519
No wonder Rainbow Dash is recommending it, she loves upsies.

>>42470508 (OP)
yeah dude it's called "heroin"
do you want some

>>42470519
>Um, anon... This is pretty fun and all but Rainbow Dash already took me flying at Winsome Falls, and that was a heck of a lot higher than this...
>I'm starting to think Rainbow was just pulling a mean prank on me, maybe I should just go...

>>42470612
Rainbow Dash just really likes upsies, it's okay if you don't enjoy it that much.

>>42470508 (OP)
"Yeah, I can help you learn how to fly a Cesna so you can get a pilot's license."

>>42470508 (OP)
Oh good, I was just about to throw out this bucket of oil. We'll need some rain though...

>>42470508 (OP)
Sorry Scoots, that no fun allowed dork Twilight confiscated my filly catapult after I sent Noi flying through one of Canterlot's stained glass windows

>>42470673
>be trollface in Equestria
>purplesmart commands you to make friends
>create 100500 accounts on facehoof
>add them as your friend
>report 100500 new friends
>PROBLEM TWILIGHT???

>>42470612
Yea, she does that. Your idol's a real cunt, isn't she?

>>42470508 (OP)
The Dark Side of Harmony is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.

>>42472782
fuck off, that's not real. I refuse to believe Star Wars has become that dogshit

>>42470508 (OP)
>>42470612
She just wants me to sell you crystal meth, I already told her I'm out of that business.

>>42472782
this is so fucking funny I hope it's real.

>>42472798
Oh that's been a thing for over ten years anon
Rebels was something else

>>42472782
>>42474434
You better believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B886b8fe9AA

>>42472798
>>42474448
Imagine how much worse ponies would be if Dave Filoni got his hands on it

>>42474492
Sunset would just be Ashoka once twilight got wings
Celestia having her get her own student

>>42470673
>>42471685
HiE but the humans get ragecomic powers as their magic/talent. Writefag do it o algo

>>42474444
>quad 4s
>no hooves topic
grim

>>42470612
No! Don't leave yet! We haven't even made you cry!