Thread 42471952

How would you get to third base with Marble. Stop typing ">rape".

Challenge yourself for once, make a stealth or charisma roll instead of strength when your opponent is extremely weak. I've never really interacted with females either, but today I looked at Marble and I felt like I wanted to have sex with her consensually. Especially seeing as she is socially uneducated like me, I don't feel uncomfortable around her as I would with Rarity or Appplejack.
I don't like dating or romance, Marble might not either. A mare like her is a lot like you, females are all socially middle to high, it's extremely rare for them to be social outcasts, so I don't know what they'd be like.
You're not a good-looking stallion, so it was shocking to see a mare give you this kind of a smile. And only on the third day of the job working the rock field, you replaced a previous blue unicorn worker who stole a bunch of food before disappearing. You're not smart enough to realise she instinctively waves her tail for a few moments to try and spread her pheromones. Her father will not have any non-earth pony get with his daughter, especially some pega. It's rare for them to hire any male ponies on the farm. Marble rarely ever sees any. At this point you could have Limestone move in steal the stallion and cause Marble to finally snap and kill her whole family, but that's so predictable.

>>42471952 (OP)
>It's rare for them to hire any male ponies on the farm
I'm not a pony because humans can't turn into ponies
Fuck off with your tranny bullshit

>>42471957
>t. tranny

>>42471952 (OP)
why would marble step in and kill her family? it's not like her to do that

>>42471952 (OP)
>So, utilizing all I know about 3d women, I will tell you how to woo pony women.
I bet you think that sounded really cool in your head.

>>42471957
Sorry but Marble is never going to have sex with a lanky furless human, she's a dignified mare with standards. And not some dragon chaser like Applejack.

>>42471961
>n-n-n-no u
Pathetic

>>42471969
Yeah we know that's what you are, faggot.

>>42471966
Please use greentext to quote from now on, because you're responding to the exact opposite of what my post is about.

>>42471968
You will NEVER, EVER be a pony
Not in this life
Not in the next one either
>>42471972
>n-n-n-n-no u again
Pathetic x2

>>42471976
>tranny is seething this badly
go back to the sharty, troon.

>>42471981
>n-n-n-n-n-no u once more
You sound more like a soiteen than I do.
Now keep projecting faggot.

>>42471988
>sharty tranny is still this mad
Go back to the sharty, troon.

Marble Pie sees you're only interested in talking about some "Tranny" person she's never heard about.
You failed. Your dick is soft, your cum is dry, you suck at life, your pets are being skinned alive. Game Over. (Maybe try an anime dating sim next)

>>42471991
>Still projecting
>>42471992
Maybe you shouldn't have shoved tranny bullshit in your thread if you didn't want this to happen

There needs to be an english comprehension test and an intelligence test instead of captcha.

can you lovebirds make a dedicated general for your slapfight instead of shitting up every single thread for all eternity

>>42471999
>sharty tranny is still this mad and keeps deflecting his projection
Go back to the sharty, troon.

>>42471957
I just think it's logical to be a pony in a world of ponies. Don't know why that upsets you.

OP here, I'm brown and I love stallion cocks in my "marepussy" (neovagina) btw!

>>42472019
it's just a troll from the sharty shitting up the thread to try to make /mlp/ worse

She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42471952 (OP)
The fact that I even managed to make it to third base, let alone first and second base, with a member of the fairer sex in your hypothetical scenario is truly astounding. You give me too much credit

>>42472026
Marble is like you though. Maybe. I don't know what socially stunted girls would be like, but in this scenario she is attracted to your ugly self anyway. This is the easiest consensually mare match of all time. Getting with Rarity is Legendary mode, but this is Easy mode, presumably. She never sees any other stallions, I guess the difficult thing would be her father, unless you're an earth pony. I think Igneous Rock would not want type breeding in his girls.
I hate dating and romance stuff, I would never place dating sims and visual novel things. But I would like to have another fantasy other than rape and mind control and mind breaking. Fluttershy would be too difficult even she's still quite social and independent.

>>42472024
No I think that's Limestone.

>HiEcel having a meltdown
Classic.

>>42472005
>everyone I don't like is from the sharty
Never used that shithole in my life.
>>42472019
Because you ptfg retards started shit with me, now I throw it back in your face. Simple as.
>>42472041
HiE website.

>42472054
>My Little Pony so pony website
>muh muh human
the Sharty aren't sending their best.

>>42472024
>thecookiecutterfang
You only like this artist because he draws your monkey fetish. Anoncels will rope when they see their waifu getting their holes blown out by superior stallion cock.

Do your job you street shitting darkie faggot

>>42472058
Okay shartlet.
Imagine being too scared to reply directly

>42472074
>Sharty troll is mad i'm not giving him any (You)s
Is the sharty even trying to send their best to shit up /mlp/?

>>42472074
Keep stroking your little brown dick. Maybe your waifu's stallionfriend will let you lick up the marecum from his giant cock.

>>42472077
>it's afraid
>>42472080
Post hand with timestamp

>42472086
>Sharty troll still wants a (You) this badly
you ain't going to get it

>>42472091
I can hear you quaking in your boots while you're projecting little soiteen.

>42472096
>Sharty troll is still this mad over not getting a (You)
you won't even get a single drop of (You)

>>42472098
>NO SAAAR IT IS STALLIONCHAD WHO ARE AM SUPERIOR BENCHOD

>>42471952 (OP)
>You're not a good-looking stallion, so it was shocking to see a mare give you this kind of a smile.
that's cap. i would be a beautiful pegasus
>Her father will not have any non-earth pony get with his daughter, especially some pega.
>It's rare for them to hire any male ponies on the farm.
goddamnit. well there goes plan A
you've really just kind of blocked off all the wincons here. i don't see how i'm supposed to rizz her up with all these barriers you've put in place

>ptfg gets made fun of
>offboarder rhetoric starts getting spammed
You guys ever notice things?

Stop grooming kids scruffy, and get these throw away IPs blocked already! Be a good Hiro slave for once. Get rid of the political posts and the race/transvestite bait posts

>42472115
>sharty troll calling everything he doesn't like a boogeyman
the Sharty seems to be low in skilled shitflingers it seems.

>>42472115
What's it matter? Not like the moderation notices (unless it's us having fun.)
Niggers need to get doxxed again.

>>42472107
>And only on the third day of the job working the rock field, you replaced a previous blue unicorn worker who stole a bunch of food before disappearing.
oh wait shit how did i skim over this part? durr
i still don't understand how you expect me to get with her if daddy igneous is gonna pop a cap in my ass if i try talking to her though. this seems unfair

Keep stroking cuck

>>42472062
Singaporean hands typed this post.

>Humin are ams bads you'll are to be cucked by stallion
Lol, Lmao.

janny is going to have a stroke opening this thread LOL

>HiEcel still having a melty
another classic

>Melty
Why are poof permed zoomers so gay lol

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>42472239
Honestly I'm surprised I haven't been warned (they rarely ban for trolling unless it's against certain people)

>>42472239
He does the catalogue but usually it takes a while to notice individual threads, since the only ones he cares about are EQG and Tamers and things like that.

>>42472246
They usually show up pretty quick when you make fun of browns

>>42472245
>Still taking their unfair and heavy handed bans
Do people really?

>>42472254
I would never ban evade

>>42472265
>Banning for 'trolling'
>On the board that only exists because of trolling
Hope they get doxxed a 3rd and 4th time.

You guys wait out your bans? I get straight back in after getting one by many means.

WAKEY WAKEY JANNY CLEAN IT ALL UP

>>42472373
Sad knowing that he's a young kid new to the fandom. Because you know no adult with a fully functioning brain is wasting their time being a "janitor" on 4chan. I have real problems in life and real concerns, I need actual money to survive. People have real jobs and limited time.
And even if someone had the time and wanted to "help out with 4chan for free for Hiro a guy who collects his lazy revenue doing nothing" the thing is 4chan is not a unique website at all. /mlp/ can EASILY be moved, so caring to moderate this board is pointless, some idiot kid will always do it and if no one did it, then just go anywhere else to the millions of other 4chan websites. In fact of course 4chan is on a technical level pretty low in the futaba imageboard ranking.

>>42472296
I only get banned for trolling when I make fun of browns, chinamen or trannies
Everything else just nets me a warning at worst. Not even milkyposting gets me banned
I got a 30 day ban for posting clop once though

>>42472387
4chan mods probably have some sort of filter to show threads and replies that mention the word brown, shitskin, jeet and soon because there is no way that they're deleting those posts and not checking out the thread to see what's happening, lazy fucks

>>42472141
>>42472024
>>42472039
>Spearchuckers can't read, defaults to muhdick
Pottery

cry moar op

>>42472819
Nope, try again
I'm not OP, the fact you think Marble would have no standards because >muhdick speaks volumes about how low IQ you are genetically, and she wouldn't ruin her rockfamily bloodline like that.

>>42472819
I'm not really posting in the thread so I don't know what you mean. But I'm done making threads here. And everywhere. I need to get off social internet again. I'm much happier without society.
And so is Marble and me and her are going to have fun without you or any of society online and certainly offline. That's also why there's no point making things to post places, like even writing fanfics it's pointless, for who? You people, write fanfics make art do anything and share with these disgusting society dwellers, no. You already have everything in your mind anyway and there is the best place to be. For some people, 99% of people should be part of society and get friends and a wife and post on social media like 4chan and so on.
Well actually maybe no one should use social media to begin with. Much happier when you don't. You had fun maybe for a little while, but it's not worth it. There's a slow build up of goodness when you're just alone instead. Love humanity, give up on society, and read your bible and make it by goodness.
I really do suggest not having internet at home or on your phone as always that's a very good idea. I kind of wish I didn't have access to internet at the library either, just only to download videos or look some things up or whatever. But humans are the most evil thing on the planet you shouldn't be around them so leisurely without thinking.

Even Waifuism and Tulpaism doesn't really work. Work itself is all that works if you work on things, but a lot of things in society that are considered work are for evil purposes or senseless purposes. Even if you like them. Learning an instrument is probably the easiest best thing you can do. You want to spend your time with 4chan fools all day, what's the problem with that, well under no circumstance is it good to begin with, you already know that. Might as well stay away from evil totally and the attitudes of evil.

>>42472867
alright see you tomorrow man, you know when you enter 4chan you cannot leave it ever again

>>42472871
I stopped using 4chan many many years ago and don't care about it. I only started posting on /mlp/ again because I was looking through the 450GB /mlp/ folder. I have no attachment to this place. from 2014-2024 I looked at /mlp/ twice.
You can indeed stop caring about these websites, which are designed to be addictive, Hiro has openly admitted this, that's what moot desired and that's what all social media websites are specifically intentionally designed for is addiction to keep people arguing and so on but get rid of home internet, I can't access 4chan when I'm home and it really makes me not care about it when I have a few hours at the library. So again good idea to just get rid of your access to internet and that is what people should do.

This is like the hundredth time this autist said he was leaving
He'll be back tomorrow

>>42472896
I've never said that as far as I recall. It makes sense though since you have no idea who I am or what posts I've made. I was just going to stop making threads, but I'll just leave to prove a point. Won't open up /mlp/ after posting this, just to encourage you. I think Marble's name should have been left as Inkie.

>>42472930
why would you go to the internet just to lie?

>>42472930
I know you're the autist who pitches about missing ponychan and calls anonfilly "onceler"
You aren't slick
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42469381/#q42469507
You literally said you were going to leave here, but you won't because you're a faggot

>>42472941
Meds

>>42471952 (OP)
If I was too stupid to notice her flag her tail at me then why was it mentioned in the OP? Also stealth doesn't seem like a good roll for consensual. Either charisma or intelligence.

I guess I'd probably invite her to some museum trip or something (obviously some shit about rock types or the history of rock mining or some shit like that, and no family plus ones, just her and me, don't want them getting in the way) and try to impress her with how much I've learned already even prior to my days on the farm (Even if I wasn't actually studying, just act like I know what I'm talking about. Bullshit artistry is a part of charisma.)
As the 'date' continues I'd ask her about her friends and family, try to invite her to speak about any other potential sexual prospects without asking her flatout like a retard and making my intentions totally clear.

If she smiled at me and totally subtly flagged her tail at me without me noticing (yeah right) sooner or later she'll probably get fed up and make her intentions with me clear. After that it's just a matter of finding somewhere private.

>>42472867
>Even Waifuism and Tulpaism doesn't really work
Works fine for me. Skill issue.

>>42472141
(humans are delicious and she's going to vore him)

>>42471952 (OP)
>Pegasus
just use your wings to fly to where rainbow dash is and come inside her no matter whom I am, even if a little foal

>>42473145
Is that how they get their nutrition on the rockfarm?

>>42471952 (OP)
Your text wall is irrelevant because I'm already married to Marble.

>>42473212
>He says posting from Earth
Your headcanon flopped hard before you even hit submit.

>>42473240
She's right here next to me though?

>>42471952 (OP)
>Stop typing ">rape"
no

>rape

>>42472876
>and that is what people should do
Why? And lose the ability to talk with people here and read/watch/play interesting things? What for? I can understand arguing against spending all your life online, but completely cutting yourself off the internet is a weird idea. This is an information network with billions of people containing practically all of human knowledge. I'm sure you can find ways to benefit from using it.