Thread 42473168

A PSA about bat ponies:
She may look cute but do NOT reproduce with her under any circumstance. Bat ponies aggressively reproduce, often breaking into someone's house and declaring themselves 'married' to their desired mate.

If their target gives in, a bat pony mare will have a fertility rate of NINE. And each of her daughters can go one to produce nine more foals of their own. A single bat pony mare can become 81 bat foals in about two decades.

In interspecies relationships, bat ponies only produce other bat ponies. It doesn't take long for them to turn any town into a bat pony colony. When two bat ponies marry, they produce a normal amount of foals but they WILL try to rapidly reproduce if too many non-bats are around.

So what do? If a bat pony moves into your house you won't get rid of her. But you can friendzone her immediately. Boop her nose and call her a perma-virgin every day. If you keep her a virgin long enough, she'll eventually accept that she's just your friend and will never be fucked.

But she still won't leave your house.

>>42473168 (OP)
>Muslim rape gang society, but le ponifed
Fuck off.

MASALLAH WE WILL TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND ISLAMIFY IT. DEATH TO INFIDELS

>>42473183
There are no bat gangs
It's one bat that breaks into your house and lives there now
Stop letting the twitter brainworms control you. That's a miserable existence to be constantly mad about thing.

>>42473168 (OP)
Can I fuck her and gaslight her into using birth control?

>>42473228
Is there any record about more than one bat trying to break in to the same house? Do they share or compete?

>>42473236
>birth control
>implying there's any that works on a bat

>>42473228
>Breeds like muslims
>Pony extinction worship
>Rapists
>Steals homes

>>42473252
Nope, nothing like that has ever happened.
H-haha..

>>42473168 (OP)
Kyubey. Set standard to uniforms!

I hate bats, I always shine my flashlight directly in their face whenever I see one.

What if tren burned my balls and I can no longer get healthy sperm

>>42473316
Convert to Islam

>>42473228
Is she reading off propaganda

>>42473325
>inferior goatfucker
mid

>>42473228
Being mad is the most fun anyone can have while browsing an imageboard

>>42473168 (OP)
>>42473264
So, okay genius. What's the best way to fuck a bat but not flooding my house with several mini foals around? Do I just need to make a choice when a bat breaks in?

Plap the bats
Plap the bats
Make them cum and eat their ass

>>42473168 (OP)
buy a bat ad

SEX WITH FEMALE BATS

>>42474028
this but ironically

>>42473168 (OP)
ancient and epic pasta

>>42474028
This but unironically

>>42473168 (OP)
So I tried this and it worked, but then a Kirin showed up after and >raped me after I used all my friendzone points on the bat.
Am I fucked?

I purchased a bottle of bat repellent.

>>42474028
Instructions unclear, got railed by male bat

>>42474178
Won't work. She'll rape you anyway.

>>42474192
I'll hit the bat with a bat.

>>42473372
Appalling, but true.

>>42473400
Leathery wings typed this post.

>>42474152
>kirin raped me
>am I fucked
Imma just sit here and let you think that over for a bit.

>>42473372
>t. Inspector Gadget

>>42474152
Kirin give the best hatefucks
prove me wrong

>>42474379
A forgone conclusion.
The real question is: is it worth it?

>>42473168 (OP)
What about demon baps?

>>42474334
You can shut up now

>>42473168 (OP)
Don't worry. They regularly commit infanticide on their newborns.

>>42474431
hmmm
maybe traditional dedicated backyard love shacks that contrast with hate shacks?
I mean, you shouldn't have to worry about waking the foals at night if there's a decent airgap to isolate the red room, right?
And it'd also bring down the costs of your mare getting too enthusiastic when engaging in 'hate correction', right?

>>42474527
That can't end well.

>>42473228
what is she trying to tell me

>>42474906
>"Human men are built for BBC (Beautiful Bat Coochie)"
>"Here's the proofs"

>>42473386
Ah, it'll be fine. Just fuck and fuck until she's satisfied, batpone foals are probably self sufficient

So...
This image (pic related) has been colored thirty times to be Rainbow Dash.
It NEEDS to be colored for its original intended character, Echo.

>>42474178
>Yes sir, this bat repellant will definitely deter any and all bat ponies from approaching your house.
>No, it's not mango juice in a spray bottle, I promise

>>42475446
Sweet dashie pic

>>42475463
Thank you, kind señor. This will help a lot.

>>42473386
use a condom.

>>42475666
>Hue hue, this human thinks that this little bagged rubber thing will stop me. It'd be a damn shame if some bat were to nibble holes in it with their fangs

>>42475716
>Bat breaks into your house.
>Boards up the door behind her.
>You notice that all the other doors and windows have already been boarded up.
>When did she have time to do that?
>She flirts with you endlessly.
>Cooks you a meal full of aphrodisiacs.
>"Accidentally" spills wine on your clothes and demands you remove them so she can stop them from staining.
>She demands sex because she can see your erection straining the fabric of your comfy boxers..
>But not to worry!
>You are prepared!
>You have a box of condoms in your closet!
>As she trots off to your bedroom, you go to the closet to retrieve your condoms.
>...
>The entire box has been chewed.
>It literally looks like she stuck the whole box in her mouth, chewed on it for about twenty minutes, and spat it back into your closet.
>Abort/Retry/Fail?

>>42473168 (OP)
Instructions unclear, bat got fucked.

>>42475463
Thanks good salesmare, you're a real pal.

>>42475736
Use your superior human stamina to fuck her into a daze without cumming, then run

>>42474334
Blue boards in 4chan

>>42476785
That's a hot bat maid. Look how striking her wings are, hot damn.

>>42477157
Yeah, but why is there a wing sticking out of her butt?

>>42477380
Because its slop, duh.

>>42473168 (OP)
maybe good ol whiskey dick can benefit for once?

>>42474152
This is the coup de grace against bat ponies. Once they see you fucking (or getting fucked, as were the case) they understand they're never getting any themselves and their ovaries immediately self terminate

I'm slowly driving this bat insane
I do all the husband things with her, but the most action she gets is a kiss on the cheek. We sleep in seperate beds in the same room like a married couple from the 50's.

>>42477950
do not bully the bat

>>42478282
Whyever not?

>>42478299
bats are louder when distressed

>>42477950
>Implying this will work
We'll talk after your mare's first heat.

>>42477380
Shh, you saw nothing.

Just learned the next season of MYM was supposed to have bat ponies. Hasjew got us again.

>>42479711
>mym
And nothing of value was lost

>>42478661
Goddammit, if this turns into another fucking anal vote thread, I swear to god…

>>42479711
Really? And what were they supposed to do in it?

>>42479573
My daughter! <3
>>42479711
>batdogs
See >>42480112

>>42474628
>red and black slutpony OC
>joke about eating her own baby
I find this comic disturbing. Ya know, because of the implications.

>>42480595
Same. It's one of those cases where it's clearly meant to be comedy, but the joke doesn't land.

>>42480112
>>42480329
Dont you have some Twilights to post?

>>42481043
What's wrong with Twilight?

>>42481043
I'll post Sunny instead. You know, the real one.

>>42481184
Based.

>>42481043
Yes.
With prominent marecocks.

Post No.42481305 was written via cucker by the same guy raving about muslims earlier btw.

>>42481416
You mean your mom?

>>42481043
>Twilight out of absolutely nowhere
Obsessed

>>42473266
Well no, it's humans going extinct. But close.

>>42481954
and nothing of value was lost

The only thing bats crave more than froot is human men.

>>42482036
this anon gets his asshole fucked by human men

>>42482043
this anon gets his ass bitten by a bat mare after getting his human balls drained

>>42482045
>pretending to not be seething after getting called out for his homosexual monkey fetish

>>42482043
This stallioncel seethes as all the local mares flock to human men.

>>42482053
this anon is butthurt after his bat wife bit him in the ass for not giving her more of his HMD

>>42482059
>>42482065
Keep coping HiEcel :)

>>42482072
this anon gets bat mares lusting after his human cock

>>42482072
YWNBAP.

>>42482078
YWNBAW

>>42482081
I agree.

>>42482078
YWNFAP

>>42482255 here
oops, meant to reply to >>42482081, honest mistake

>>42482277
HiEcels are spiritual trannies

>>42482288
this stallioncel is mad bat mares don't go into his house

>>42482288
That makes no sense.
HiE means staying human while faggots like you want to transition into ponies.
You play the hand you're dealt at birth.
End of fucking story.

Anyway, back to bats.

>>42482837
nah fuck you nigger, i'm going to kill you while you sleep.

>>42482288
>anons who DON'T want to transform into something else are spiritual trannies
Are you even listening to yourself?

>>42481432
>dogs out of nowhere
obsessed

>>42482846
Request denied.

>>42482397
He's right, you're thinking of literal trannies. But if you are an obnoxious hiefag you are a spiritual tranny.

>good morning mister husband
what do?

>>42483807
Smooch her silly.

>>42482074
Warning to all the human cock bros:

Maybe you didn't listen to the PSA but bats will literally make human cock go extinct if you let these mares have their way with you.

What physical traits would you say indicate bat pony heritage in a pony? An old oc I'm reworking was half-bat and I've moreso pushed that to just being she had a bat pony ancestor

>>42483943
I don't think you understand the scenario.

You wake up. This bat is on top of you. You're literally never seen her before. She's calling your her husband.

What do you do?

>>42483984
OP lies, almost nothing about bat genes is dominant. That's why they're gone so completely after just one millenium: breed the battiest bat you can imagine with earth ponies or unicorns, and after five or six generations - poof! - everything batty is gone from her descendants. No leather wings, no ear tufts or cool pupils, nothing. Anecdotally, some ponies with remote bat ancestry are slightly sneakier than their batless peers, but that's it.

>>42483967
Ogay. It would have been sucky to all human fetishist baps in the future though.

>>42483995
Smooch her silly.

Please help, I fucked all of the bat ponies and now they say my private parts are public property

>>42484015
That's not what I asked

>>42484106
Shut up and get back to the pillory slut

>>42483967
So? They will have stallions to mate with.

>>42484022
The xenophillia instinct only activates in bats in the presence of a large number of compatible non-bats. They revert to their natural enthusiams for stallion cock once human numbers dwindle.

>>42484472
But that's the point, stallion cock reigns supreme in the end.

>>42484660
>But that's the point, stallion cock reigns supreme in the end.
That's good. Stallions are fine.

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As a female bat pony i can confirm this is true, though there is also a chance they may eat you afterwards for nutrients

>>42485789
post mangos

>>42485851
wtf real bat????

>>42481184
I dont think so Tim

>>42473168 (OP)
>batshart thread
Bat ponies are basically the tranny versions of ponies and anyone who likes batsy needs to kill himself

>42485954 (You)
Schizopost dni

>>42485954
Reasonable man post post di

>>42485954
>brainmelt bot reads bat and thinks of Batsy
Kek. That's rich.

>>42486683
>Brainshart npc eyes glazed over at batsy in the OP during his gooning session

>>42486704
>>>/qa/

>>42486748
Concession accepted.

>>42487150
Wh-what are you planning to do with that axe, dear bat?

>>42487607
Good question, since that is clearly a Headsman’s Axe. It’s really good at state executions, but useless as a woodworking tool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8zhnXZdTFM
I'm slowly starting to understand the batfag mindset.

She's pleased to meet (You).

>>42489287
ew furfag dog muzzle

>>42489406
What did you expect?
Bat fags are 100% bona fide furries.

>>42489411
But the fact I'm here and saying ew to that shit proves that statistic wrong.

>>42489424
It's not just a river in Egypt.

>>42489427
>t. furfag trying to lump everyone else into his dogfucking club

>42489287
>bat dog.gif

>>42489287
Honestly, the Anonstallion version is better. This color pattern doesn't work on a pony.

>>42488713
How the fuck did Celestia almost lose the civil war if all you need to disable an angry bat pony is a towel?

>>42490150
>How the fuck did Celestia almost lose the civil war
Lunarist propaganda.

>>42487860
>Headsman’s Axe
It's got a spear tip, so it's some kind of poleaxe.

>>42489406
furryfandom newfag

>42490470
Still trying that tired gaslighting after all these years, huh? You furfaggots are persistent, I'll give you that.

>>42490467
>Pic
That anatomy is deeply... liberal.

Bat is flying low.
Don't fly low.

Shit is fast again.

Janny quit sliding you whore

>bat thread
>complains about furries
Self-hating, much?

Are you fucking kidding me, janny? You left the bait post up but deleted the post calling it out?

>>42492187
You can't spell bait without bat

>>42491967
I don't think that's how slit pupils work. But I love the blood vessels in her wings, it's cute and weirdly intimate. Have you tried to do armor?

>>42491967
Is this what bat nobility looks like? I dig it.

>>42492187
>he thinks the Turkish faggot isn't a furfag himself

>>42491967
Need to breed rises.

>>42494058
The degree of smugness of this mare is very acceptable.

I'm thinking bats.

>>42495570
thingken of bat

>>42495721
>>42496098
These are indeed bats.

>>42490467
A halberd

10

>>42497225
Unf. Sexy.

>>42496510
Weren't halberds mostly used as deco weapons?

>>42491631
I'd slide into that bat.

10

>>42496510
>halberd
more like a halbat lol

>>42498618
Carlos!

>>42497599
Halberds saw significant use for the better part of 300 years

>>42498618
>halbat
>hall of bats
What happens in the hall of bats?

>>42499105
>rape
Of course.

>>42499105
You turn on your flashlight and they are covering the ceiling. Then you have to run away before they suck your blood

>>42499130
I don't think you'd come far.

>>42499519
No but I'd come fast.

>>42497225
I shoved a turkey baster full of my spunk up her cunt and gave it a squeeze

>>42500095
I've heard a lot about mares and their heart eyes, but these are diamond eyes. That's a new one to me. What do they do?

>>42500114
If they abruptly go circular, it means it's too late to run. That's how it goes with cats, anyway.