Thread 42474333

>You BAILED on me Anon, BAILED!
>I had the picnic all set up for fifteen straight minutes, hoping you would show, that you were just late... but you LIED!
>I even had little cupcakes made with sprinkles on them in the shapes of stars, Anon! Star sprinkles!
>You didn't even respond when I wrote to you afterwards, an hour ago...
>If you can't share a lunch I made with me, then I'll share the pain you caused with you, and the rest of ponykind!
>I'll go back, to when the Tree of Harmony was just a sapling, and uproot it, so the lie of harmony NEVER spreads! I see now that friendship was never real...

Flutters you look a bit strange today, are you ok?

>>42474333 (OP)
who the fuck are you?

>>42474333 (OP)
Isn't she supposed to like, talk like an annoying valley girl?

>>42474333 (OP)
I was stuck in the bathroom after eating twilight's food

>>42474333 (OP)
Non-canon green text.

>>42474333 (OP)
Sorry bitch he was busy with me <3

>>42474333 (OP)
Well that seems like a bit of an overreaction

>>42474333 (OP)
hi fluttershy

Lily Valley > Lily Lace
Sorry not sorry.

>>42474677
>That's NOT even my name!

>>42474620
Literally who?

>>42474357
>OMICELEST, Anon? You totally BAILED on me! Like, BAILED-BAILED!
>Ugh, I had this adorbs picnic, right? All set up for, like, fifteen whole minutes? I was like, waiting, hoping you were just, you know, fashionably late or whatever… But you LIED!
>Hello? I even had, like, these little cupcakes? With sprinkles? And the sprinkles were, like, stars, Anon! STAR SPRINKLES! How could you?
>And then? I wrote you, like, an hour ago? And you didn't even respond? Total radio silence? Rude!
>So, like, if you can't even share my super-cute lunch with me? Then I am so gonna share, like, all this pain you gave me? With you? And, like, literally everypony else?
>Seriously! I'm gonna go back? Like, way back? To when that dumb Tree of Harmony was, like, just a little baby sapling thing? And I'm gonna, like, yank it right out! So that whole 'harmony' lie? Never even happens! Duh! I see it now? Friendship is, like, totally fake!
>>42474716
Rarity but with more money and more horny

>>42474682
Based. Gosh I need to hug this adorable pink cutie. I bet she smells like flowers.

>>42474716
Whore with more thirdworld shitposting

>>42474725
Bitchin'.

>>42474728
She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42474752
she doesn't even know what is a human

I'd hug and fug the Lily Lace, she's cute and all mares deserve love.
>>42474848
She doesn't have to. When she sees one, she immediately wants to fuck him.

>>42474333 (OP)
Guards, this mare has lost her composure. Escort her to another room.

>>42474876
One of the brownest headcanons ever posted

>>42474876
>She doesn't have to. When she sees one, she immediately wants to fuck him.

>>42474909
>t. tfcuck

>>42474915
no braincells are working in your head, all you do is spew catchphrases like a bot

>>42474927
>UR BROWN BROWN BROWN
The gall of this ptfgcuck on accusing anyone of spouting catchphrases.

>>42474927 here
Forgot to mention that I want to be TF'd into Cadence so I would have Shining's cock inside me

>>42474333 (OP)
Sorry, but I definitely think I would have remembered if I was asked to have a picnic with you... or with anypony for that matter.
>But I was talking to you!
...
ummm... that can't be I think
>Anon I-
Oh wait, *pulls out balloon sculpture of myself* is this who you were talking to? Pinkie made it for me for my Birthday! Pretty lifelike huh?
>I uhhh... I....
I think you might need glasses.
>I have glasses I just don't like using them okay? They just are stupid.
I would love to see you wearing them.
>R-Really? You wouldn't think they're stupid?
*takes out glasses* I wear them too.
>O-Oh... welll... well you look like a nerd and I hate you goodbye! and good riddance!
:(