Thread 42476832

We forgot to number these for a while when we should've, edition.

Last Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42349484/

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

>>42476832 (OP)
first for Moondancer

>>42476832 (OP)
Oh shit, I forgot. QOTT: Which waifu is the best (of the listed)?

I don't think I have to make my choice more obvious.

>>42476875
Pear shaped mare supremacy

>>42476875
It's hard to fully decide, but I am a Floorb lover.

>>42476875
Dottrina Mattress is the best neet amre

>>42476875
Flip flops between taku and dot based on my autistic fix of the month. Right now it’s taku. Can anypony please show me more glorious 日本 lover mare?

>>42476832 (OP)
Post pics of Dot's mom

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>>42476875
Floorb, personally. The OG.

>>42476875
For me, it's Goldie

>>42476875
>Which waifu is the best (of the listed)?
Paradise or Starry Sails. A difficult choice, indeed...
Although, Brooks clears both of them, with ease.

>>42476875
Floorb

>>42478651
this

>>42479310
I hang out with Dot because she's got the best snacks and taste in games

>>42480574
Just feels like I got stabbed in the soul. God I need this.

>>42480832
Sometimes I get the craving for those shitty cup ramens and this is basically me getting no nutritional value.

>>42480574
>thmooch
Solid kek

>>42476875
Dot is succulently plump but Floorb is my OG bitch

That Floorb plush someone posted last thread got me actin financially unwise

>>42481152
The floorb plushes are all just one-off custom orders, right? No one selling them in an online store?

>>42481656
As far as I'm aware.

I want NEET pony mares all in a Japanese hot spring bath together with an oil slick of filth and body oil formed on the water around Floorb.

>>42481656
Someone on here made six for Mare Fare this year.

>>42481804
For the 2024 Mare Fair. I don't know if they're doing that again this year.

>>42481804
Someone please make a few for EFNW so I can go buy one.

>>42481801
I think Nawa made a pic of the neets at an onsen with Floorb spying on anon, but no oil slick (thankfully). Besides, proper Japanese bathing culture is to shower/clean before going in the bath.

>>42481816
I know that you're supposed to take a shower first but there's no chance she would.

>>42481846
Nah, Taku would ensure the proper Japanese steps are followed without exception.

>>42481855
Taku forcibly washing Floorb would be a nice pic.

>>42481801
>>42481816

>>42482249
I only check /NEET/ occasionally but holy shit peak sovl anon. Does nawa have a twitter or some profile somewhere so I can see more of his art?

>>42482249
Floorb... bathing? This is FAKE!

>>42479310
>>42482249
>>42482579
>actually liking NAWA slop

but yes I do
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/CapatainSkullCrack
csNAWA on xitter

>>42482586
I mean she is technically not in the water

>>42476875
stinky floorb will always be number one in my heart, anonmare is second

>>42482628
Why is Anon so fat?
What a porker...
Chonkyfilly...

>>42482652
anonmare has chubby

>>42482612
Your art is unironically a huge inspiration for me. During last years Pinktober I took direct inspiration from your Alice and Wonderland drawing with the size-change cake.

>>42483305
Thanks anon, im happy you appreciate my doodles.

dooooooomy

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>>42483391
I love the Butters-level innocence in this image, even though Floorb is enough of a degen to absolutely know what these outfits are. (But Dot wouldn't.)

>>42483391
Don't stop making neet art, plz

>>42483391
I have culminated. Thanks for posting

>>42485601
As long as I have silly or sexy neet ideas, ill do my best to crank em out

>>42486311
You're a blessing to us all.

>>42486311
Cuuuuuute

>>42486311
>Floorb: "Oh god he's doing it oh god he's really doing it oh god he's really doing it."
>[Dot's heavy breathing sounds like an overheating game console]

>>42486543
>Dot has the uncanny ability to make noises that sound like various game consoles
>Anon boops her
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FGxzfsQ3B0

up

>>42486311
Dot is Beeg

Which neet has the tightest pussy?

>>42487530
My money's on Dot. Floorb is a degen, as is Taku. Dot is too vidya-focused to care about anything else.

>>42487517
She's chunky but not fat.

>>42488975
She a heckin' chonker.
Oh lawd, she comin'!

>>42481807
They are. Big and mediums

>>42489281
I should have posted proofs
>>42479690

>>42489281
>>42489420
Dammit. I'm already committed to work when Mare Fair is happening.

>>42489894
>>42489999
>>42490007
>>42490044

>>42490047
I can’t believe she got employed in Flutterrape of all places

>>42476947
Floor! No! Your heart is already too stressed because of your salty ramen filled diet! It can take smoking, too!

>>42490081
She's even getting green...
>>42490106

>>42483485
cute sleepy pone

>>42490636
quickly doodled a sequel

>>42490636
>>42490640
Justice needs to be served

>>42482249
>Wet mane Taku.
Unf!

>>42476875
Floor and Taku.

>>42490145
She made it to the big leagues! Good for her, good for her

shy dot

>"Who am I?"
>"Oh, er..."
>mumbles
>"No one, really..."
>"Please don't worry about it..."
>wanders off

>>42491576
Her dainty pose, she really is a rose.

>>42491850
I like it as a juxtaposition to the porn images of Floorb being a huge pervert and spying on the other ponies while masturbating.

>>42492114
Yes, but when actual opportunity presents itself, she turns into a shrinking violet.

>>42491576
>walks into a floor-to-ceiling window thinking it's the doorway

It's beer-o'clock.

>>42491393
cute draw

>>42490145
I like the idea of Princess Floorb

>>42493358
I like the idea that she just didn’t notice she grew wings because she doesn’t take her sweater off

>>42483485
cuuuuuuutie

Neets off 9

MOONIE!

Off 10 quick

>>42495638
I want a NEET mare to feel that way wearing a an old skate or band tee of mine

>>42497357
>you too
Gets me every time

>>42496076
Probably the only real NEET in the canon, but she gets fixed in her introductory episode

>>42495607
Indeed

New Floor from the Draw Thread

>>42499117
The burning oven mitt is, surprisingly, not the most troubling thing in that image.

>>42499476
I want to know what the green pyramid in that broth is

>>42499117
>Floor thinks she has finally got her cutie mark
>Turns out its just a grease stain

Love your stuff Jargon

>>42499492
My guess would be an unopened flavor packet from the ramen.

>>42499117
Dear Celestia, how many times do I have to say "I do"

>>42499117
She should learn to take a shower first but I wouldn't mind a neet wife.

No,..No don't throw me in the NEET mare underwear pile! No! P-Please, no!

Mercy!

BULLY NEET MARE
BULLY THEM ALL

>>42499117
No straight man would deny such a cute mare of plapping

>>42501576
Cast him in

>>42501592
It wouldn't be so bad at first, it might even feel cool to the touch, until you found the one moist one....and then another, and another, and another and it's not sweat, no you'd never get that lucky
IT'S FRESH NEET MARE GRUEL
YOU'D CLAW BACK UP THE WALLS OF YOUR COTTON-LINED ROT PIT ONLY TO FALL BACK UPON THE LAYERS OF STAINED AND FADED UNDERWEAR
WOE, ANONYMOUS
WOE

>>42501613
Even one pair would be too much for you if you were shrank by a stray spell
https://files.catbox.moe/1b3gll.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ds6js8.jpg

>>42501679
Floorb is tempting fate by making such an offer I'd surely take her up on

>>42501679
I love me some giant neets

>>42501679
Macro/micro is lame, but this picture is great. The ponut outline is hnngggg

>>42501679
Even if I was shrank I'd still want to go in the pile and get lost in it

>>42497357
I want a white knight story, but where Anon is the homeless guy on the streets and Floorb is the one who takes in the poor alien into her home and he falls in love with her.

>>42476875
Dot
>>42478676
based Goldie enjoyer

>>42476875
I want to show her my game genie codes

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bump general

>>42505692
Everyone is busy with the neet story in flutterrape
This thread has been cast aside

>>42505986
Should it be posted here as well?

Are there any drawfrens in here?
We could really use some art of Princess Floor Bored now.

>>42506223
There are a few, they’re all pretty fantastic

>>42506360
I think it would be interesting to see the transformation.
Knowing Floor, it happened wile she was asleep, and she wakes up the following morning completely bewildered to discover that she has wings and a horn.

vhhhhhh I'm ready to let her live with me and crush ramen noodles and doritos all over her hotpockets and pizza rolls

>>42506746
Been a while since I've eaten total junk food, would be nice to have someone else to ruin my body with.

>>42507190
feeder type shit

foal-making sex with neet mares

Just because Floor’s getting green in another thread doesn’t mean we can just ditch this one.

>>42509404
I wouldn't worry about it. It's mostly just bump thread over there. The green doesn't get that much attention.

>>42509484
Why you always trying to get me to do shit, bro, doesn't it make sense that if I like these stanky NEET mares that i'd be kinda lazy too?

>>42509404
And what thread would that be? I'd would like to see the floorb

>>42510484
Flutterrape got some greens with her, though she hasn’t actually been super present in the O&O bit so far.

>>42510767
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>42511003
Why, thank you very much! These off-brand Cheetos are delicious!

>>42490640
>>42490636
because of jessi-ka she’s learning the ways of the “streets” fast and hard. she’ll be much stronger for it and better prepared for life ahead than other little

>>42511264
Damn Stacy brat!

>>42511003
What? Noo, I LOVE Sunny Select Mac n cheese!

>>42511264
I wish bullies were more popular

>>42512538
I wish they'd get what's coming to them more often

New Floorb plushie has arrived, she's been packing extra ramen it seems.

>>42512787
All the better to sit on your face.

>>42513111
Or sit on her.

>Floorb gets mad at you over something silly
>says "Kiss my ass" in frustration
>you say "Present it~"
>she gets adorably flustered
>profit

>>42512787
That's a suspiciously cropped photo.
You wouldn't have gone for any optional upgrades by any chance, would you?

>>42512538
she got a whole ass comic.

>>42514016
She did?

>>42513999
A fantastic question, though I wish to not answer.

>>42515220
Fair.

>>42514693
https://www.canterlotcomics.com/comic/en/a_jessi-ka_story-1971

>>42512787
>>42515220
That's sick, who made her?

>>42515815
coolio,shit look good

Would Floor Bored make a good room mate?

>>42517396
Nice of Anon to put her to bed.

>>42517396
I would never!

>>42517455
Never be her room mate?

There you go.
What?
Oh, NEET!
I thought (You) said something else.

>>42517831
jeets can be neets too

>>42517821
Never throw her out like that, I would be kind to her.

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>Be Anon.
>Oh right.
>...
>Where is she?
>Currently sitting on the rocking chair on your front porch.
>Morning was quiet and peaceful.
>Which is not how these things are supposed to go.
>Check your watch.
"A princess is supposed to be here to fail in raping me."
>Flurry Heart sticks her head up over your hedge.
"Not you."
>"Oh come on!"
"We follow the rape rules here missy. Now where is this Princess?"
>Celestia rises up over your hedge, Flurry Heart holding on to that long neck.
>"We're all waiting too. This is her grand debut."
"I really don't need to make this a show."
>"Anon, we're aristocrats. It's what we do."
>Of course.
"Twilight, I know you're sitting under Solar Flank's ass. Where is this new princess ya'll been hyping up?"
>"Oh come on, I'm enjoying the view."
>Twilight groans as she pops up from the hedge.
"Fine. Let's see my schedule."
>Luna is snoring away on her sister's back as Twilight stretches out her schedule scroll.
>"Let's see Princess Floor Bored is supposed to be here to rape you."
"Fail to rape thank you."
>Candyass clears her throat.
>"You ain't that hard to rape sweetie."
"I insert my own reality thank you."
>A pregnant pause hangs in the air as you all wait.
"So Floor Bored. Who is she?"
>Twilight takes that as an invention to jump into your yard.
>She pulls out a white board and starts her lecture.
>"Princess Floor Bored is actually the fourth princess Equestria has seen. She was one before me. We just never noticed due to her nature, and she never noticed because she wear clothes. That she never washes."
"Ew?"
>"Kind of. She seems to make it work. She was only discovered when she threw a tantrum at the store not having her ramen."
>Who throws a tantrum over ramen?
>Wait a moment.
"What is she a princess of?"
>"Shut in Neets."
>Oh.
>Oh these ponies are retarded.
>"Mom! Uncle Anon is doing that thing where he slaps his face with both hands."
"Neets! Twilight you idiot. She's a more extreme version of Moondancer. She's never going to show up here."
>"Floor said she would!"
"She's probably having an anxiety attack right now and hiding under her bed."
>Celestia rolls her eyes as she picks you up with her magic.
>"I'm not going back to work without my fix. We're going to see her."
"Noooooo!"
---
>Some time later.
"Nooooooo!"
>"And here we are."
"Looks like shit."
>House looks rundown.
>Celestia sets you down as Cadance puts a bow-tie on you.
>"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
>Basically get shoved to the front door.
>Look back and they all give you a thumps up.
>Not sure where they all got foam hands.
>Pinkie waves at you.
>Right, her.
"Her goes nothing."
>Knock on the door.
>The house shakes.
>A scream is heard.
>You practically jump out of your skin.
>Then silence.
>All of you wait.
>Luna groans awake, but only barely.
>Celestia calms her back down to let her sleep.
>Flurry Heart slinks up next to and puts her ear to the door.
>"It's quiet."

>>42517989
"I hate having my time wasted."
>Kick down the door.
>It was surprisingly easy to do.
>"It's really sexy when you take charge like that."
"Go fuck your dad you nympho princess."
>Cross the threshold in this new hell.
>The smell reminds you of your old life.
>Does she have internet?
>Probably not.
>Congo line of princesses tiptoe behind you loudly.
>Glare at them from over your shoulder.
"Do you all mind?"
>"Not at all."
>Fuck you too, Twilight.
>Follow your nose, the lack of light make relying on site unreliable.
>Ramen and failed dreams.
>There we go.
>The bedroom.
>"In there?"
>Ignore the idiot question
>Brace yourself and open the door.
>They all gag behind you.
>Weaklings.
>Halfway off her bed is Princess Floor Bored.
>On her back, legs in the air, drool pooling under her head.
"Welp, she's dead."
>"Dead!?"
>Eyes rolled back, blue in the face.
>"How could this have happened?"
"Anxiety attack."
>"Why?"
"Couldn't handle the idea of social interaction. Much less rape."
>Celestia nudges the side of the dead pony.
>"This is going to cost so much to resurrect her.
>Luna mumbles in her sleepy state.
>"Virgin."
"I could have told you all that."
>"Ew, mom. The ramen is old and crusty."
>"Don't touch it sweetie."
>Twilight growls under her breath as she takes out the schedule.
>"This is going to mess up the rape cycle."
"Not my problem. Get sorted out folks. I'm going back home."
>At least you aren't fucking a fucking Neet.

>>42517992
>'You're built for Flurry Heart Pussy.'
>Be on the pony internet.
>Not a very widespread thing in Equestria.
>Only a few places have it.
>And you.
>The princesses made you have internet.
>It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts.
>Luna knew you're addicted.
>Can't break your old life.
>Thus, they use it to keep tabs on you.
>Chat with you non-stop.
>Can't block them.
>Not yet anyway, your custom linux wine build isn't done yet.
>That's a surprise for later.
>Celestia is terrible at using the chat.
>Flurry is second best after Princess Floor Bored who has taught her some bad habits.
>Like sending you lewd messages.
>'Your human dick belongs in my pony pussy.'
"Would you stop it."
>She sends a pic of her with a sad face.
>Meanwhile, in another chat room, Floor Bored is in her element.
>'Your pitiful human dick couldn't handle my superior pony pussy.'
"You died when I walked into your house."
>Floor sends a flurry of reaction pictures to counter you.
>She tends to overwhelm the others with her neet internet behavior.
>Not you.
"No way fagt. Femcel."
>Floor screams more reaction pictures at you.
>She's in her element so she's probably having fun.
>Flurry is slower in responding.
>'Send pic--DICK. Dick. Dick Pic.'
"Use the backspace, Flurry. You're spazzing out again."
>'No u.'
>Really want to quit this lifestyle.
>Honestly though, you're no better than Floor Bored.
>Twilight has sent you a message saying Fluttershy is whining that you don't answer the door anymore.
>Well, maybe they shouldn't have given you the internet.
>Floor stops being a /b/ and asks you to join her runescape game.
>Some things never change.
>Don't get raped.
>...Kind of failed the theme of the thread.
>Sorry.

>>42517996
>Day Celestia has started to regret this internet thing.
>She's not in this story.
>You, Anon, are.
>Flurry is not the brightest brat.
>Horny makes you careless.
>So you listen in on a conversation about you through voice chat.
>She supposed to be tank in the raid fight.
>Cadence's stupid sing-songy voice rings out.
>"Flurry, honey, any luck with Anon at all?"
>"Naw, mom."
>"Floor Bored has been an absolute train wreck. I keep asking her to attempt a rape on Anon, but she just, just, doesn't!"
>Well that's interesting to hear.
>"I know mom."
>"Your aunts are getting antsy."
>Right, the princess' rules on rape.
>They all take turns.
>Floor Bored is supposed to rape you.
>Princess Neet does not really lead to social skills.
>Much less trying to force yourself on someone.
>She's a massive pervert, sure, but acting on those tendencies is a whole other ball game.
>Another voice chimes in, the cuck.
>Aka Shining Armor.
>"Honey, do we really have to talk about that with our little filly?"
>"I'm old enough, DAD. I sucked Anon's cock already. Granted he plunged my horn in the ground when he woke up, but I'm not a foal."
>Cadance is groaning in annoyance.
>"Well that'll never happen again unless we can get Ms. I had a heart attack when you open my door to do something. Anything at this point!"
>"Wait, who was this?"
>"Dad, it's the new princess. Well, old new princess."
>"New? Princess."
>"Oh right, no ceremony yet. Most of Equestria doesn't know."
>Cadance goes into teacher mode.
>"Floor Bored became a princess because she figured out the magic of neetness. That Neet with an 'e', not neat with an 'a'. Able to subsist on nothing but ramen and bad comics."
>"Marega mom."
>Shining is quiet as it is all explained to him.
>He's thinking.
>"So because of the established rules Princess Celestia and Luna agreed to, we're all waiting for her to take her turn on Anon. Too bad she's completely socially inept. Somehow worse that Twilight."
>"Maybe."
>Well that was not what you expect to hear from him.
>Same for Cadance.
>"What do you mean?"
>"I have an idea. She is essentially a nerd, like I was."
>"Dad was a nerd? Mom, you said he was captain of the guard before becoming your consort."
>Now you're really not liking the sound of this.
>"There are a few social events a nerd will partake in. Card games and O&O come to mind. My background was in O&O."
>O&O?
>Is that pony version of D&D?
>"I can dust off my old GM hat and run a game for the two of them. A rape game."
>Oh fuck no!
>"Not FATAL, I have standards."
>"You'll do that for us Shiny!"
>"Of course, my cuck fetish isn't being fulfilled if you can't rape Anon, honey."
>Princess Jailbait actually sounds excited.
>"Can I send Floor a message about the idea? She'll probably go for it."
>Crap, crap, crap!
>You don't know the rules.
>Need to run to a nerd store and buy a rulebook.
>Don't know the edition.
>Damn it.
>Shining sounds like the type of GM to rule-lawyer you into getting raped.

>>42517999
>Need info, need info yesterday.
>What if it is one of those weird pony things where they don't have fantasy as a genre because their world is already a fantasy.
>Really should have read more books.
>Could just go to a store and buy all the editions.
>Wait, that's retarded.
>No bookstore would carry all of them.
>Idea.
"Flurry, I'm hopping off for now."
>"'K."
>She should be sending a message to Princess Floor Bored soon.
>Jump into her chat.
"Bored."
>"There's the human meat."
"Had a heart attack recently?"
>"S-shut up. What's going on?"
"Finished a raid mission with Flurry. Checking in on you before heading out."
>"Oh. Nothing right now. Just organizing a deck. You wouldn't get it."
"Got it. I'm heading out."
>Go incognito mode.
>Mute your mike, keep her channel open.
>On cue, princess baby rolls in.
>"Board! Board, you in?"
>"Yes! Bucking yes. You don't have to scream. Was the raid match with Anon that good?"
>"No. Didn't get the drop I wanted. Forget that. I came up with a plan."
>Can hear Floor Bored suck her breath in, mostly likely anticipating the horror.
>"You play O&O right?"
>There's a pause before Floor answers.
>"With a small group, we're kind of on break right now. We haven't talked since. Well. Flurry, I'll be honest it ended badly. We're not talking to each other."
>Flurry Heart, with the maturity expected at her age, answers flippantly.
>"Right sure. We don't need them. 'Cause my dad is volunteering his services to GM (whatever that means) Anon and you a game. A game where you can rape his character and him."
>Can hear Floor nearly choke on the idea.
>"W-w-wait, a rape session!?"
>"Yeah, in something called O&O. He said he played it back in the day."
>"Your dad did. The former captain of the guard. Current prince consort to Princess Cadance. Your mom. An O&O player/GMer."
>"You can say his name. Shining Armor wants to help you out by GMing a role playing game between the two of you. Dad figures Anon knows nothing about the game so it'll be easy raping for you."
>Wait to hear Floor's answer.
>"I dunno."
>There's a crash on Floor Bored's end.
>Another pony?
>"She'll do it! She'll bucking do it. She better!"
>"M-mom! What the buck!?"
>Flurry seems to accept that easily.
>"Oh sure. Thanks Bored's mom. Dad say's it'll be 3.5 edition or something. Not sure how you have half of and edition. Later!"
>There's the sign off boop.
>"Mom! Why!?"
>"Because that is Shining Bucking Armor. He was the hottest stud back in the day and DILF if there ever was one. Your mom and her friends were huge nerds back in the day and he was our crush. Until that Stacy stole him."
>Princess Cadance swooped in back in high school grabbing Shining Armor from the local nerd click?
>Interesting.
>"I'm calling the other moms. We're getting your group back together for this game. Even if we lost, you can still live our fantasy for us."
>"But mom, this is supposed to be a 1 on 1 session with me and Anon."
>"...Who's Anon?"

>>42518003
>"Anon! You came out! You finally decided to answer my knocking."
>When was the last time you walked outside?
>You've really regressed to your old lifestyle.
"Fluttershy? How long have you been here?"
>"Yesterday morning! You're supposed to answer the door when I knock. Now we have to catch up on my guesses."
"No time for that nonsense. I need to find a nerd store."
>Quickly lock your door and move past the yellow pest.
>"But I waited so long! And what's a nerd store!?"
>She flutters after you protesting the whole may into town.
>Ponies wave hello to you.
>Return the gesture half-heartedly.
>"Slow down Anon. Please say what you're looking for."
"Nerds, dork. Anime, comics, rpgs, minitures; stuff that makes normal people cringe."
>Spy Filthy Rich's Barnyard Sell Store.
>Doubt it, but worth a quick shot.
>Kick open the door.
"Filthy!"
>"What!"
"Nerd stuff?"
>"Did you ask Princess Twilight?"
"Fuck no!"
>"Fine. Off Main Street go down 2nd Ln at the end is a novelty store."
"Thanks Filthy."
>"Call me Mr. Rich."
"No."
>No time for shenanigans.
>These ponies will stop you to talk your time away.
>"Nonny, stop running!"
"No time Pinkie."
>"I'll get you yet my pretty! And your little Flutters too."
>She's been hanging on to you like an engorged tick.
>Stop suddenly at the store.
>'Ponyville Magic Realm.'
>Was this always place always here?
>"Why are you running like someone is trying to rape you. Wait, that makes sense. Who's trying to rape you now Anon?"
"You wouldn't know her."
>Ready your nose and breach the abode.
>A bell dings.
>Look around, this place is perfect.
>Some ponies milling around boxes, shelves and display cases.
>A hefty mare at the register looks up.
>"Oh hey, Fluttershy. Your hentai smooth skin commission isn't here yet. Who looks remarkably similar to him."
"Lady. 3.5 O&O. You got it?"
>"Back corner over there. Second shelf."
>Nod in thanks.
>Don't think about what Fluttershy wastes money on in here.
>Whatever a 'skin' is, you don't want to know.
>"It's what we call ponies who are fans of humans. A skinny."
"I didn't ask for a reason Fluttershy. Did you have to taint my brain with that knowledge?
>"I just wanted to explain myself. Could also be your fetish."
>Pause at that idiotic idea.
"Having a fetish. For humans."
>Fluttershy nods.
"Might be on to something."
>Lots of books here.
>Huh.
>O&O is fantasy.
>Juxtaposition much.
>See what you need and grab them.
"Let's see. What do we have here?"
>...
"Where's the fighter? Where's the wizard class?"
>Pick your role, Element of Honesty.
>Ok, you were smart coming here to grab this stuff.
>This is nothing like D&D.
>Check the races.
>They're called neighbors.
>Typical ponies.
>Feats are still feats.
>Skills.
>Really encourages teamwork way more.
>Talks more about social encounters more than combat.
>Shining Armor is probably going to get you raped in that scenario.
>Walk up to the register with a stack of books.
>Scary Creatures, GM Book, Team-play Book.

>>42518006
>There's a whistle of admiration as you make it back up to the register.
>"Looks like someone has just joined the hobby. I would say player, but you have all the books."
>Place the books down to be rung up.
>As she scans them you begin to wonder.
"Have you played it much? I know it's probably entry level shit, but I'm sure you know it pretty well Ms?"
>"Call me Deck, Mr. Anon the Human. Bottom Deck."
>She is bottom heavy.
"Cool. So Deck. This game, I would be open to some pointers to avoid trap builds."
>The earth pony leans over the counter with a wiry smile.
>"Little soon to be a power gamer, ain't it hon?"
>Muster the most serious face you can have.
"I play to win."
>Fluttershy quietly snorts at that.
>Roll your eyes at her silent snide reaction.
"Fine. I know it's a team game, but I don't trust the GM. At all."
>"Wait, are you playing with Discord? Spike's been working with him to be a better player. Or so he told me over tea."
"Not him Flutters. I'm going to be playing with Princess Floor Bored in a game."
>A blank stare is what answers you from Deck.
>Heck, most of the mares that was window shopping in here have stopped.
>"I'm sorry. Princess Floor Bored. Are you? No this isn't a prank. She was just here yesterday card hunting. I saw no horn or wings."
"I know she is one. I swear. She wears those oversized sweaters and a rather small horn. Her mane covers it up basically, and you know how untamed that thing is."
>Deck taps her chin as she thinks.
>"Princess Floor Bored. That sounds ridiculous."
"You know her?"
>"Just a regular. So you're joining her group? Thought they were on break."
>Oh!
>She knows them too.
"Who's in this group?"
>"Now hold on, before I tell you more hon, their GM is usually Goldie Mops. So you're telling me that that silly mare has it out for you?"
"No. Shining Armor is running this game."
>A pin could be heard at the silence in that building.
>Some whispers of disbelief from the other ponies can be heard.
>Bottom Deck wiggles her ears.
>"Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Shining Armor, is running a game again. After all this time."
>Kind of the same reaction Floor's mom had.
"Yeah. Why is this important?"
>"Damn lucky fillies. Not so much you I suppose. Shining Armor, before he was taken from us mortal mares by the princess of love, was something of a hit for us nerds. Smart, hot, fun, hot, understanding, hot. Hunky guy that was still a big nerd."
>Let's not tell her the detail of all this being a setup for you to get raped.
>"Guy is a bucking DILF now. Oh to love again."
"Right. So my situation."
>"Well I can't tell you how Shining Armor is going to run the game. He was very dynamic and flexible. As for the girls, have you meet Floor Bored?"
"We've played some Runescape."
>Deck blinks at you.
>"You live here though. She's in Canterlot."
"We have something called the internet that we use."
>"Sweet teat milk from Celestia. The rumors are true. When?! When do we get in on that?"
"I dunno. It's a Twilight project."

>>42518015
>Montage time to your future potential Neet rapiests.
>"Goldie Mops is usually the GM for the group. I wouldn't find her games fun, but the group enjoyed her. Big monsters are her favorite set-pieces. I suspect she'll want to be the muscle of the group if she was a player."
>Bottom Deck is helpfully explaining your upcoming encounter.
>Apparently she was school friends with the moms of this group.
"So she's the reason why the group broke up?"
>"No. From what I understand, Floor Bored had gotten angry at a string of bad rolls and let some few choice words fly. The others in the group shared their own grievances with each other when tempers rose."
>That you can sadly understand.
>"Next young mare, Dot Matrix."
>Cute name.
>"Is probably going to be bombarding you and Floor Bored about the internet thing. She likes tech."
>Ponies into technology you have found to be rather eccentric.
>"Since you're such good friends with Fluttershy."
>Glare at the menacing yellow fiend who glows at the statement.
>"Young Taku is just like her."
"A sex pest?"
>Bottom Deck gives you a rather unimpressed look.
>"A neet, being a sex pest?"
"Yeah, never mind. That was dumb of me to say."
>"Taku is an anime fan. She likes to create characters based on her favorite shows."
"Is she protective of her character?"
>A clever gleam from Deck's eye answers you before she could say a thing.
>"Aren't you an insightful one. Experienced?"
"You can say that. Fluttershy here gets really defensive if criticize some of her lazier attempts."
>"I don't want to know anymore."
"I have a decent idea who Floor Bored is already. Talks a big game for sure, really spineless when you confront her."
>"That's probably growing into that whole alicorn thing. She was never all that big into social interactions outside of her hobbies. All that alicorn power is like hitting puberty all over again."
>"She's going to be a problem for you."
"I can gather that from our game sessions. She's very forward."
>With Shining Armor's help she might succeed.
>Stinky sex depraved neet finally fulfilling her fantasies does not equal a good time.
>It also means that the princesses who have been waiting will run roughhouse on your sorry ass.
"Welp, I got homework. Thanks for the help Deck."
>"Not a problem hon. Reminds me of my younger days. Don't let the fillies run wild on ya."
"That's the goal."
>"I can help!"
"Fluttershy. No."
>She looks down like a kicked puppy.
>You've long since harden your heart against such nonsense.
"Oh right. Weakest role, strongest role, role builds?"
>Deck looks up from her book.
>"Honesty is low tier, Magic is the best. Builds can make anything work. Kindness is a heal slut."
>"I'm not!"
>"Generosity is the buff monster, Laughter is the flexible build, practically build all kinds of things with Laughter. Loyalty is in the fray with team synergy."
"That makes things easy. Appreciate it."
>"Have fun!"
>Fun?
>Not in this game.
>Armor could bring home brew nonsense into this.

>>42518021
>There's a knock at the door.
>"Someone at the front door?"
"Naw, that was my bedroom door."
>...
>"Anon?"
>Floor sounds confused and concerned.
>Oh shit someone is in your house.
>Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.
>"It's time, Anon!"
"No Celestia no!"
>Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.
>Claw at furniture fruitlessly.
>"Into the sack you go!"
>A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.
>Darkness claims you.
---
>Not that much different than the sack.
>This basement is real dim.
>Look around at your predicament.
>Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.
>"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!"
>"Calm down and finish your character."
>"Where's the snacks?"
"Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place."
>Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.
>"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement."
"She had a heart attack and died."
>That pauses all three of them in their tracks.
"She got better. Alicorn benefits."
>Don't get a response, still in shock.
>With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle.
"Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?"
>"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?"
"How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence."
>The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.
>"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix."
"Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about."
>Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.
>"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!"
"The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it."
>Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.
>The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.
>"I'm Taku."
"I love mexican."
>She immediately recoils at that joke.
>"No! Not taco. Taku."
>Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.
>Kind of cute.
>Never let Fluttershy know.
>Speaking of.
"Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?"
>"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am."
>Wait, why is anime a thing?
>Japan doesn't exist here.
>"I'm Golden Mops."
>Oh wow, you were wrong.
>This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.
>Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.
>"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character."
>She's nose deep in that.
>Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.
>Where is Shining and Floor?
"Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one."
>"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"

>>42518027
Been writing this in Flutterrape. Behold Princess Florb.
https://ponepaste.org/11310

>>42517396
kek
genuinely chuckled
>>42517831
jeets smell like horseshit
neets stench nice

>>42518031
Good stuff anon

Is there a Stacy hurting NEET mares in here

>>42518031
Well shit, I'm hooked
Can't wait to see where this goes

>>42519624
>10
I have to get up and go wage while you lie here, get stinky and eventually get up to microwave some ramen or make a bologna sandwhich

DO NOT
DIE while i'm gone

>>42520054
>waging on a holiday.
If it helps, I'm right there in the trenches with you. I miss being a NEET.

>>42519237
yea and there's nothing you can do about it.

>Page 9
>Bump
>With content
Get on my level, lazy faggots.

>>42516931
PercyPaws, they did a pretty good job!

>>42517396
Every time I see this thumbnail it's a treat because I can never tell which version it is

>>42520764
Nah I don't really feel like it

>>42520077
Just think of the holiday pay, anon. You could buy a whole Floorb with that much cash

>>42522144
Pshhh, you think my ass gets holiday pay? I'm too much of a sucker for that.
Besides, I'm a Dot anon through and through.

>>42522158
Would sniff room.

>>42522158
I love the absurdity of chopsticks being 'held' in a hoof.

>>42523138
It'd smell like sodium more than anything else. And MSG

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>>42520091
Someone could correct her

>>42518027
>Behold, a dramatic entrance.
>Before the players could start to harmonize a compatible party the basement door opens up.
>Cloaked in a dark hood, a unicorn slowly plods down the starts.
>Heavy clops echo in the room.
>Clearly, a dramatic moment.
"Shining Armor you cuck!"
>He stumbles down the last few steps and almost plows horn first into the wall.
>The mares around you gasp in horror at your blatant rudeness.
>Well, except, for Dot Matrix.
>She covers her mouth trying not to heave in laughter.
>Shining Armor clears his throat.
>"Well you know how to ruin a moment."
"Practically need to to avoid being raped by your wife and daughter."
>With a groan, Armor looks up the steps.
>"Princess Floor Bored. Come down."
>Not since the first time being at her place have you seen her.
>The other mares are learning towards the stairs to get a better view.
>Behold, the princess of neet.
>Crossing the threshold into the depths, Floor Bored goes down the steps.
>Yup, still looks the same.
>Messy, easy to overlook, and nervous.
>Disappointment from the others is palpable.
>"You look no different from last time! Are we being played?"
>"She really doesn't look like a princess."
>"Hi Floor!"
>At least that's what you think Goldie Mops said.
>Floor Bored slinks to a chair next to Taku.
>"Hey fillies."
>She looks at you.
>"A-anon."
"Better then last time."
>Puffs her cheeks out at you.
>Don't pay attention to him. Princess! Really?"
>Dot is eager.
>Floor nods.
>"Well come on. Horn? Wings? Take off the hoodie."
>Neet Princess rubs her forelegs and looks aside.
>"They're not that impressive."
>Brushing her wild mane aside, a small horn peaks out beneath bush.
>"I haven't used magic. Don't really feel like trying."
"Would be nice given how clumsy earth ponies are at games."
>All of the mares give you a quick dirty look.
>The hoodie is taken off and folded on the chair.
>Wings are indeed on her side, very normal wings.
>Normal wings are not really an alicorn thing.
>Her friends are still impressed.
>Taku really wants to touch them.
>"Wow! Floor when did this happen? Last week?"
"Oh this will be funny."
>"Before Twilight became princess."
>The quiet pause fills the room as they all process what Floor just revealed.
>Yelling follows quickly.
>"What!?"
>"We've been with you this entire time you were an alicorn! How did none of us notice?"
>"There's been no physical alterations, and yet the feathers should have been a big notice."
>Huh, the wings should have been hard to not notice.
"Don't feathers molt?"
>Floor just shrugs at you.
>"I thought the feathers came from my Wonderbolt pillow."
>Wonderbolt?
>The confusion must have been obvious.
>"Wonderbolt merchandise. Really expensive. Full body pillows filled with the feathers of pegasi stallions on the team."
>Wait, you remember that pillow.
>Soarn' was imprinted on it.
>It was sticky.
>Moving on real quick.
>The mares are all babbling with each other with excitement.
>Cute, but recall why you're here.

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>>42525656
>alicorn
>tiny horn, tiny wings
Damn, Floorb...

>>42526657
Princess of Neet has no use for them. They’re a formality.

>>42526657
She’s gotta exercise them more

>>42515815
English is not the first language her but still pretty good

>>42527505
You know she won’t.

>>42527997
Won't she? Well... I guess she won't...
It's kinda sad, really... So much potential...

>>42527997
Floor’s gonna grow up with little Scootaloo wings and a bump on her forehead

>>42525656
>"Gentlemares, I must remind you all why you're here."
>Shining Armor sits at the head of the table, a GM screen covers most of him.
>"Your situation of no game is a cry for help, and I have come to deliver."
"So this isn't about rape?"
>"Well it's that too."
>Damn it.
>"Princess Floor needs a little help, so I've come up with this game to get her in the right situation."
>Please tell me these mares will object to this.
>"Oh, I've read about these antics in the newspaper. Real knee slappers."
>Damn it!
>"Popcorn for the event would be nice."
>Et tu, Dot.
>"Floor, are you sure this is something you want to do? He's notorious for not liking ponies. Turned down the most beautiful in all the land."
"Goldie, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but Fluttershy ain't beautiful."
>She points to Shining Armor.
>"Princess Cadance, duh."
>Taco objects rather quickly.
>"Princess Luna is the most beautiful. Also she has good taste in anime."
>If she knew how many times Luna has tried to alter your dream sequences to relive those scenarios.
>Dot Matrix takes a forelegs around Floor Bored.
>"Clearly ya'll have already forgotten Princess Floor Bored is now the most beautiful princess in all of Equestria."
>Her laughter makes Floor facehoof, blushing red as a cherry.
>"Shining, please tell us what level our characters are before I run away."
>He rises to full height, horn glowing with evil intent.
>"Now, now. I'm the Game-master. Refer to me as such, or face the consequences. Also, level 5."
>All the mares immediately start writing down stats and features on their character sheets.
>Serious business.
>Armor smiles cruelly at you.
>"Now for your situation Anon. I'm going to lend you a helping hoof."
"Diamond Dog. Honesty Role. Backgrounds are Vigilant and Archer. Taking the Hang-up in Archer."
>Armor is taken aback.
>Floor's eyes widen with worry as she looks back at Armor.
>Shining refocuses and glares.
>"I don't know how you found out, but you're clearly prepared."
"Yup."
>Dot looks up from her character sheet for a moment.
>"Interesting choices. Diamond Dog isn't a popular option, Honesty less so. At least somepony chose it. Didn't have to wait an hour to get a newbie up to date."
>Armor shakes his head.
>"Sorry. Not what you're playing."
>A sheet of paper floats in a magical aura and lands in front of you.
>Picking it up you read it carefully.
"Human? That ain't in the playbook."
>"Just for you, I've made you."
"Geez, what an ego. Human. Role, Generosity. Background, Crowdpleaser and Chatty."
>This sucks.
>Taco smacks her lips as you share your new character sheet.
>"Kind of a buff slut. What's the human get?"
"1 point of freaking health, extra square of reach, increase a stat, choose an extra smart base skill, and 30 movement speed. Shining this thing sucks balls. What's wrong with my character? Sir Boneyard is a legit build. Unlike this joke."
>Floor mumbles loudly.
>"It isn't that bad. Just a support build."

Is there any more art of Doomy Gloom? I've fallen in love with her and I am sad she's not posted in the thread more. I just want to cosplay as Benny while she sits in my lap doing a playthrough of NV and each time she finishes a quest I rub her neet pussy to climax, conditioning being successful and completing things to pleasure. Is that too much to ask? Also her purple coat is just sex

>>42530198
not that im aware of anon. sorry

>>42530198
You could check on some of the boorus to search by name, since all of the Floorb/Dot/Taku art ends up there eventually.

>>42528458
Is that how those appendages work? If you don't do anything with them, they just shrink until they disappear?

>>42531733
That must be why my ding dong is so small

>>42531733
The term you are looking for is "atrophy".

Haven't been in this thread in a long time. What's the green:art ratio like? With all of the pinups and cheesecake there must be a lot of wholesome stories.

Right Anon?

>>42528912
"This game hasn't even started and already this choo-choo train is in full motion. Starting with one point of health. Armor, no other races starts with one point."
>Shining takes out bags of dice.
>"It seemed suitable. You get extra range."
"Wow. In a world of lasers and boulder throwing, that extra range sure is nice. On a non-melee build."
>"Like I said, suitable."
>Ass.
>Taku speaks up quickly.
>"Actually changelings also start with one point, but they're in a rather controversial supplement."
>Huh, that's kind of interesting.
>There's a sound of the basement door opening once more.
>"Hello! How's my brave warriors doing tonight?"
>Floor blushes as she sinks into her chain.
>Clopping down the stairs you see an mare carrying snacks.
>The other mares greet her without looking up from their character sheets.
>"Hey Mrs. Tile."
>Right, the mom.
>She's the one that got excited about this game over the mic.
>"I brought snacks and juice. I'm so happy to see you all again. Shining! It's been too long, how have you been?"
>He looks at her and tilts his head.
>That's the look of trying to remember a blank face.
>"Sorry. I'm having trouble remembering your name. Did we meet back at Canterlot Castle?"
>The smile on Floor Tile thins.
>Still there, but it is thinner.
>"Oh you kidder. We went to high school together. Remember? Me. Punch Card, Home Sick, and Noodle. Yeah?"
>He pauses a moment and shakes his head.
>"Nope. Sorry."
>Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.
>"That's fine. Here you go. Drink up, you'll need it for all the talking you'll be doing as GM."
>"Er, thanks. Good point. Hey sorry. Just been a while since high school."
>Tile goes to each mare and gives them a pick me up.
>As she reaches you she bumps into you 'accidentally'.
>"Oops, sorry about that. Clumsy me. Anyway, call me when you need something heroes. I'll be checking in."
>She dropped a napkin in your lap.
>Watch as she bounces up the stairs, and gives you a wink.
>Oh boy, you're about to a tool for a MILF.
>Check the napkin discreetly.
>'Switched dice. They're loaded, roll carefully.'
>Instructions?
>Oh, there's a way to roll high depending on how I throw it.
>Hide the napkin.
>Dot puts down her character.
>"Earth Pony, you know, 'cause they're the best."
>They're busted.
>"Background; Bard and Futurist. Role, Laughter.
>Taku starts hers.
>"I got pegasus, background; Rogue and Tricky, role is Kindness."
>Goldie Mop starts to explain hers, you think.
>"Earth Pony, Fighter. Also got Fighter, Heavy Hitter, and Powerhouse. Laughter role.
"Three backgrounds? Bit of a gamble there."
>She smiles mischievously.
>"All the power. Who cares if I have more downsides."
>Floor Bored is given a sheet by Shining Armor.
>Her eyes bug out.
"Let me guess, you're an alicorn."
>Floor nodes.
>Dot Matrix slams a hoof down.
>"Alicorns are supposed to be a reward for reaching level 20."

>>42532614
:just:

Thank you for motivating me to make bad financial decisions

>>42532751
>Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.

>>42535228
Who would’ve thought Cadence would have inadvertently foiled her own plan

>>42534736
I saw how expensive she was. Good buy Anon.

>>42536067
Don't let your (financial) dreams be memes, anon...

>>42534736
Nice!

>>42536099
>Anon's right..don't let my (monetary) dreams be memes...
>Against all better judgment you're splurging on that oddly heavy and Dorito smelling, mountain dew soaked plush
>Get it home and put her on your bed
>Yeah that's your spot now, not like anyone else has ever been there but haha y-you too..
>Suddenly she starts to move
>An actual Floorb erupts in stuffing and ramen noodles from the plush's chest like something out of Alien
>me when that Anon told me to do this

To whoever is getting sucked off in 556. Hurry up. I need to piss.

pocket Dot

>>42537520
I love it

>>42537520
Reminds me of Dreamcast controller.

>>42535224
Neetness is typical wizard behavior.

>>42534736
Saw her at the panel!

I've had her for one night and she's already making floorblings
>>42539840
She turns heads when she enters a room, and turns up noses, too

>>42539954
Forgot pic, very con wiped

>tfw missed the NEETpone panel because I got way too messed up last night.
I'm so fucking mad.

>>42532751
>Kind of funny watching a rather chubby pony shake her hoof angerly at the pony who looks like he lives in a gym barracks.
>Thick mare don't care Shining is a chiseled beast of a stallion.
>For his part, he doesn't seemed phased.
>"So?"
>"How is that fair?"
>"It isn't. News flash Dot Matrix, this system was never balanced. We play the game regardless."
>With a grunting growl, Dot Matrix sits back down.
>Taku clears her throat.
>"So Floor, what else do you have?"
>Floor looks up from her sheet, slightly frowning.
>"More home-brewed stuff. Alicorn origin, Magic Role, and background with Princess and Magician."
>Taku nods, understanding someone was being GM favored.
>"So what does an alicorn get? Main character stuff right?"
>Nodding answers her question.
>Goldie Mop looks between Shining Armor and you.
>She's probably realizing how this is going to play out.
>Floorb is going to be the star of the show, you are the prize to abuse, and they're there to be side piece bit players.
>Not the best way to get the gang back together.
"Are we ready then?"
>Shining Armor straightness out the GM board.
>"You all have been tasked to enter the evil wizard's tower to retrieve the orb."
"For the greater good?"
>"The greater good."
>All the mares answers automatically.
>Armor's eye twitches.
>Aw, poor baby.
>Try to not get too worked up over your super serious story.
>"If the wizard finishes his magical spell, he'll mind control the kingdom."
>Taku nods as she gets into character.
>"With swift nimbleness, I throw my epic cap over my shoulder. Keen eyes look for the best way into the wizards tower. My roguish skills are fresh to destroy traps."
>Shining Armor nods.
>"You do so as Anon wonders carelessly behind you."
>Goldie quickly calls out.
>"Don't worry. With my immense strength I keep Anon from wondering far."
>Gamemaster rolls something.
>Goldie clarifies.
>"Don't worry. I'll roll my strength. I'm like super strong after all."
>Shining sighs.
>"That's fine. Taku you do find a magical trap to the entrance. It requires a magical spell to break. Floor, you'll need to break it, but you'll need aid."
>He looks at you.
>"She'll need aid."
"Right. Buff stuff."
>"Hold on!"
>Dot Matrix brings up a hoof.
>"I use my bard ability to buff myself."
>Ok.
>"Then using my technology skill with the Futurist background I activate a device my character would had created before coming here."
>Excitedly, she brings out a grey brick of a handheld.
>"I'll call it the Dot Box. When I insert a card into it then it'll perform a skill for us. Just need to make the technology roll."
>Right, technology is more ok in pony rpgs than in human.
>It makes it more fantasy for them.
>"This thing can scan spells. What kind of spell is it?"
>Shining rolls his lips.
>"Roll for it."
>Excited, Dot rolls her D20, D12, D8, D6, D4, and D2.
>"Because this is a specialized skill I can make multiple rolls and up-roll thanks to my own buff to succeed."

>>42540146
Damn, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. At the very least I think it was recorded. I hope we're able to do this panel again next year and hopefully get more time. I could spill my spaghetti for these NEETs forever.

>>42541011
>Check your character sheet real quick.
>Shining put technology as one of your skills.
>Probably thought it would be useless.
"I use my generosity ability to increase that skill to an auto-succeed."
>"You what!?"
"Right here dude, you put down technology as one of my skills. I can use it to give her my die. Which given how high it is already, is considered an auto-succeed."
>Dot Matrix sounds really excited.
>"Oh nice one dude!"

That went on longer than the word limit. Mare Fair 3 has been fun. The Neet panel was adorable. Glad I got to go.

NEETPONE PARTY 220 AT 6PM SUNDAY NIGHT RAMEN COOKING STUFF WILL BE PROVIDED WE ALSO HAVE JAPANESE SNACKS AND COLA AND CAPRISUNS

con bumpa

https://files.catbox.moe/dip5bm.mp4

Need a side scroller beat em up where you play as a neet pone

>>42541793
Comix Pone

Need a side scroller beat em up where you play as a neet pone had to fix a small mistake

https://files.catbox.moe/qj8y4d.mp4

>>42541820
The objective should be to avoid going to the right as much as possible, while various pressures and enticements try to get you to go right.

>>42541820
wanna play as Stacy pone. The objective
should be to catch all the neet.

>Stacy pones belittling my NEET girls autistic lore headcanons
>Stacy pones making her drop her mtg cards that she painstakingly arranged in order of weakest to strongest
>Stacy pones bumping her in the cafeteria making her drop her tendies
That 'Hatred' game is going to look like Hello Kitty Island Adventure compared to what I'm going to do to Stacy.

When is the NEET party happening and where?

>>42542498
:based: stacy

>>42542681
Room 220 I think

>>42544069
At 6, right?

>>42541820
Ah, the world’s first Neet’em up.

>>42544206
Yeah, at 6

>>42541148
That mousepad got me actin unwise

Trixie found the after party with one of her favorite foods!

>>42476832 (OP)
No pony is my waifu quite like Floorb. She has me acting more unwise than any other pony

>>42544943
I see that image and I want to reach through the screen like that one meme. I want to grasp her

>>42545017
That's not surprising, floor is the cutest neet

I went to the party and drown in ramen and ramune wtf

>>42544943
Adorb.

NEEtpone panel made me realize I want to cook and clean for these mares.

>>42541030
>The mares all turn towards the GM.
>"Well, what kind of spell is it?"
"You better tell us if you made a homebrew spell as well. Don't try to get sneaky."
>Shining actually freezes at that accusation, but quickly recovers.
>"The defense spell you find meant to be found by semi-competent adventures to lure them into the real trap. Any tampering will trigger it unless you know how to dispel it in the right order."
"So what does it do when it is triggered?"
>"You don't know. The results are not on the usual list."
>Floor Bored perks up with curious eyes.
>"Oh, so doesn't do the normal negative traits. Well we are dealing with a mind control happy wizard."
>Goldie Mops nods as she helps piece together the trap.
>"Right. So it's probably going to do some mind trickery."
>Taku was tapping the side of her cheek as she thought out loud.
>"Mind control is on the sheet of ailments. Unless this is a specific mind control we haven't seen before."
"Pony vs griffon mind control?"
>"Yeah, you need to specialize the spell to the origin. So it's probably meant to target you. The human."
>Armor has been longer in the face as the players discussed the first trap, not the first encounter, the first trap at the entrance.
>Players eh?
>"You've all pretty much figured it out."
>Floor looks over her sheet.
>"I can counter-spell that with the human element in mind. With the information Dot gives my character that should cover the down-casting penalties."
>She get's the go ahead to roll.
>"Right, that's a success. The spell you take apart and can tell how it was made. You can put human mind control in your spell list."
>Dot tilts her head.
>"Did the wizard know we had a human with us? Guess we need to be careful."
"Not that careful. Not like I'm going to be a real threat if I did lose control."
>GM decides to move along.
>"The hidden entrance is easy for you to pick Taku. Going in you find a dank dark chamber. As you enter the main chamber the hidden entrance closes with a heavy 'thud'. You're now stuck inside."
"Taku, Floor, check to see if we're now being scryed upon. That wizard might be tracking us. Goldie, keep them safe. Dot, see if you can cobble together light sources for us."
>"I'll do you one better, dark-vision goggles!"
>"So what are you doing?"
"Nothing. Wait on my teammates and I don't touch anything."
>The girls start rolling and spout out their results.
>Doesn't seem like we're being scryed upon, but no one is buying that.
>No traps.
>Dot makes one dark-vision goggle.
>Need to find more stuff so she can make more.
>"I'll use my Dot Box to make a map of every room as we find them."
"Right, so outside of the locked door, how can we leave this chamber?"
>Shining puts down a map on the table.
>Fog of war keeps most of it concealed.
>"Doors right there and there. Where do you all go?"
>Floor hums at the options.
>"We should probably assume the BBEM (Big Bad Evil Mare) already knows we are here. So we shouldn't stay in one place for too long."

Does NEET party have any pizza left?

>>42545966
Dot Box is pretty useful

Learned of this thread at the panel, wanted to post my NEET mare - Win Condition the tabletop/strategy game autist

>>42546175
Cute mare anon, hope she doesnt mind getting bullied!

>>42546175
QT

>>42546175
Win Condition a cute, and I fully get that mind-set, even if my particular drug is staying up late writing silly stories.

>>42545246
LOL, it's just like the anime conventions I used to attend some 20 years ago.

>>42545246
Was there Pocky as well?

>>42546197
Can we bully the bullies until they become neets?