Thread 42476832

We forgot to number these for a while when we should've, edition.

Last Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42349484/

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

>>42476832 (OP)
first for Moondancer

>>42476832 (OP)
Oh shit, I forgot. QOTT: Which waifu is the best (of the listed)?

I don't think I have to make my choice more obvious.

>>42476875
Pear shaped mare supremacy

>>42476875
It's hard to fully decide, but I am a Floorb lover.

>>42476875
Dottrina Mattress is the best neet amre

>>42476875
Flip flops between taku and dot based on my autistic fix of the month. Right now it’s taku. Can anypony please show me more glorious 日本 lover mare?

>>42476832 (OP)
Post pics of Dot's mom

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>>42476875
Floorb, personally. The OG.

>>42476875
For me, it's Goldie

>>42476875
>Which waifu is the best (of the listed)?
Paradise or Starry Sails. A difficult choice, indeed...
Although, Brooks clears both of them, with ease.

>>42476875
Floorb

>>42478651
this

>>42479310
I hang out with Dot because she's got the best snacks and taste in games

>>42480574
Just feels like I got stabbed in the soul. God I need this.

>>42480832
Sometimes I get the craving for those shitty cup ramens and this is basically me getting no nutritional value.

>>42480574
>thmooch
Solid kek

>>42476875
Dot is succulently plump but Floorb is my OG bitch

That Floorb plush someone posted last thread got me actin financially unwise

>>42481152
The floorb plushes are all just one-off custom orders, right? No one selling them in an online store?

>>42481656
As far as I'm aware.

I want NEET pony mares all in a Japanese hot spring bath together with an oil slick of filth and body oil formed on the water around Floorb.

>>42481656
Someone on here made six for Mare Fare this year.

>>42481804
For the 2024 Mare Fair. I don't know if they're doing that again this year.

>>42481804
Someone please make a few for EFNW so I can go buy one.

>>42481801
I think Nawa made a pic of the neets at an onsen with Floorb spying on anon, but no oil slick (thankfully). Besides, proper Japanese bathing culture is to shower/clean before going in the bath.

>>42481816
I know that you're supposed to take a shower first but there's no chance she would.

>>42481846
Nah, Taku would ensure the proper Japanese steps are followed without exception.

>>42481855
Taku forcibly washing Floorb would be a nice pic.

>>42481801
>>42481816

>>42482249
I only check /NEET/ occasionally but holy shit peak sovl anon. Does nawa have a twitter or some profile somewhere so I can see more of his art?

>>42482249
Floorb... bathing? This is FAKE!

>>42479310
>>42482249
>>42482579
>actually liking NAWA slop

but yes I do
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/CapatainSkullCrack
csNAWA on xitter

>>42482586
I mean she is technically not in the water

>>42476875
stinky floorb will always be number one in my heart, anonmare is second

>>42482628
Why is Anon so fat?
What a porker...
Chonkyfilly...

>>42482652
anonmare has chubby

>>42482612
Your art is unironically a huge inspiration for me. During last years Pinktober I took direct inspiration from your Alice and Wonderland drawing with the size-change cake.

>>42483305
Thanks anon, im happy you appreciate my doodles.

dooooooomy

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>>42483391
I love the Butters-level innocence in this image, even though Floorb is enough of a degen to absolutely know what these outfits are. (But Dot wouldn't.)

>>42483391
Don't stop making neet art, plz

>>42483391
I have culminated. Thanks for posting

>>42485601
As long as I have silly or sexy neet ideas, ill do my best to crank em out

>>42486311
You're a blessing to us all.

>>42486311
Cuuuuuute

>>42486311
>Floorb: "Oh god he's doing it oh god he's really doing it oh god he's really doing it."
>[Dot's heavy breathing sounds like an overheating game console]

>>42486543
>Dot has the uncanny ability to make noises that sound like various game consoles
>Anon boops her
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FGxzfsQ3B0

up

>>42486311
Dot is Beeg

Which neet has the tightest pussy?

>>42487530
My money's on Dot. Floorb is a degen, as is Taku. Dot is too vidya-focused to care about anything else.

>>42487517
She's chunky but not fat.

>>42488975
She a heckin' chonker.
Oh lawd, she comin'!

>>42481807
They are. Big and mediums

>>42489281
I should have posted proofs
>>42479690

>>42489281
>>42489420
Dammit. I'm already committed to work when Mare Fair is happening.

>>42489894
>>42489999
>>42490007
>>42490044

>>42490047
I can’t believe she got employed in Flutterrape of all places

>>42476947
Floor! No! Your heart is already too stressed because of your salty ramen filled diet! It can take smoking, too!

>>42490081
She's even getting green...
>>42490106

>>42483485
cute sleepy pone

>>42490636
quickly doodled a sequel

>>42490636
>>42490640
Justice needs to be served

>>42482249
>Wet mane Taku.
Unf!

>>42476875
Floor and Taku.

>>42490145
She made it to the big leagues! Good for her, good for her

shy dot

>"Who am I?"
>"Oh, er..."
>mumbles
>"No one, really..."
>"Please don't worry about it..."
>wanders off

>>42491576
Her dainty pose, she really is a rose.

>>42491850
I like it as a juxtaposition to the porn images of Floorb being a huge pervert and spying on the other ponies while masturbating.

>>42492114
Yes, but when actual opportunity presents itself, she turns into a shrinking violet.

>>42491576
>walks into a floor-to-ceiling window thinking it's the doorway

It's beer-o'clock.

>>42491393
cute draw

>>42490145
I like the idea of Princess Floorb

>>42493358
I like the idea that she just didn’t notice she grew wings because she doesn’t take her sweater off

>>42483485
cuuuuuuutie

Neets off 9

MOONIE!

Off 10 quick

>>42495638
I want a NEET mare to feel that way wearing a an old skate or band tee of mine

>>42497357
>you too
Gets me every time

>>42496076
Probably the only real NEET in the canon, but she gets fixed in her introductory episode

>>42495607
Indeed

New Floor from the Draw Thread

>>42499117
The burning oven mitt is, surprisingly, not the most troubling thing in that image.

>>42499476
I want to know what the green pyramid in that broth is

>>42499117
>Floor thinks she has finally got her cutie mark
>Turns out its just a grease stain

Love your stuff Jargon

>>42499492
My guess would be an unopened flavor packet from the ramen.

>>42499117
Dear Celestia, how many times do I have to say "I do"

>>42499117
She should learn to take a shower first but I wouldn't mind a neet wife.

No,..No don't throw me in the NEET mare underwear pile! No! P-Please, no!

Mercy!

BULLY NEET MARE
BULLY THEM ALL

>>42499117
No straight man would deny such a cute mare of plapping

>>42501576
Cast him in

>>42501592
It wouldn't be so bad at first, it might even feel cool to the touch, until you found the one moist one....and then another, and another, and another and it's not sweat, no you'd never get that lucky
IT'S FRESH NEET MARE GRUEL
YOU'D CLAW BACK UP THE WALLS OF YOUR COTTON-LINED ROT PIT ONLY TO FALL BACK UPON THE LAYERS OF STAINED AND FADED UNDERWEAR
WOE, ANONYMOUS
WOE

>>42501613
Even one pair would be too much for you if you were shrank by a stray spell
https://files.catbox.moe/1b3gll.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ds6js8.jpg

>>42501679
Floorb is tempting fate by making such an offer I'd surely take her up on

>>42501679
I love me some giant neets

>>42501679
Macro/micro is lame, but this picture is great. The ponut outline is hnngggg

>>42501679
Even if I was shrank I'd still want to go in the pile and get lost in it

>>42497357
I want a white knight story, but where Anon is the homeless guy on the streets and Floorb is the one who takes in the poor alien into her home and he falls in love with her.

>>42476875
Dot
>>42478676
based Goldie enjoyer

>>42476875
I want to show her my game genie codes

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bump general

>>42505692
Everyone is busy with the neet story in flutterrape
This thread has been cast aside

>>42505986
Should it be posted here as well?

Are there any drawfrens in here?
We could really use some art of Princess Floor Bored now.

>>42506223
There are a few, they’re all pretty fantastic

>>42506360
I think it would be interesting to see the transformation.
Knowing Floor, it happened wile she was asleep, and she wakes up the following morning completely bewildered to discover that she has wings and a horn.

vhhhhhh I'm ready to let her live with me and crush ramen noodles and doritos all over her hotpockets and pizza rolls

>>42506746
Been a while since I've eaten total junk food, would be nice to have someone else to ruin my body with.

>>42507190
feeder type shit

foal-making sex with neet mares

Just because Floor’s getting green in another thread doesn’t mean we can just ditch this one.

>>42509404
I wouldn't worry about it. It's mostly just bump thread over there. The green doesn't get that much attention.

>>42509484
Why you always trying to get me to do shit, bro, doesn't it make sense that if I like these stanky NEET mares that i'd be kinda lazy too?

>>42509404
And what thread would that be? I'd would like to see the floorb

>>42510484
Flutterrape got some greens with her, though she hasn’t actually been super present in the O&O bit so far.

>>42510767
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>42511003
Why, thank you very much! These off-brand Cheetos are delicious!

>>42490640
>>42490636
because of jessi-ka she’s learning the ways of the “streets” fast and hard. she’ll be much stronger for it and better prepared for life ahead than other little

>>42511264
Damn Stacy brat!

>>42511003
What? Noo, I LOVE Sunny Select Mac n cheese!

>>42511264
I wish bullies were more popular

>>42512538
I wish they'd get what's coming to them more often

New Floorb plushie has arrived, she's been packing extra ramen it seems.

>>42512787
All the better to sit on your face.

>>42513111
Or sit on her.

>Floorb gets mad at you over something silly
>says "Kiss my ass" in frustration
>you say "Present it~"
>she gets adorably flustered
>profit

>>42512787
That's a suspiciously cropped photo.
You wouldn't have gone for any optional upgrades by any chance, would you?

>>42512538
she got a whole ass comic.

>>42514016
She did?

>>42513999
A fantastic question, though I wish to not answer.

>>42515220
Fair.

>>42514693
https://www.canterlotcomics.com/comic/en/a_jessi-ka_story-1971

>>42512787
>>42515220
That's sick, who made her?

>>42515815
coolio,shit look good

Would Floor Bored make a good room mate?

>>42517396
Nice of Anon to put her to bed.

>>42517396
I would never!

>>42517455
Never be her room mate?

There you go.
What?
Oh, NEET!
I thought (You) said something else.

>>42517831
jeets can be neets too

>>42517821
Never throw her out like that, I would be kind to her.

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>Be Anon.
>Oh right.
>...
>Where is she?
>Currently sitting on the rocking chair on your front porch.
>Morning was quiet and peaceful.
>Which is not how these things are supposed to go.
>Check your watch.
"A princess is supposed to be here to fail in raping me."
>Flurry Heart sticks her head up over your hedge.
"Not you."
>"Oh come on!"
"We follow the rape rules here missy. Now where is this Princess?"
>Celestia rises up over your hedge, Flurry Heart holding on to that long neck.
>"We're all waiting too. This is her grand debut."
"I really don't need to make this a show."
>"Anon, we're aristocrats. It's what we do."
>Of course.
"Twilight, I know you're sitting under Solar Flank's ass. Where is this new princess ya'll been hyping up?"
>"Oh come on, I'm enjoying the view."
>Twilight groans as she pops up from the hedge.
"Fine. Let's see my schedule."
>Luna is snoring away on her sister's back as Twilight stretches out her schedule scroll.
>"Let's see Princess Floor Bored is supposed to be here to rape you."
"Fail to rape thank you."
>Candyass clears her throat.
>"You ain't that hard to rape sweetie."
"I insert my own reality thank you."
>A pregnant pause hangs in the air as you all wait.
"So Floor Bored. Who is she?"
>Twilight takes that as an invention to jump into your yard.
>She pulls out a white board and starts her lecture.
>"Princess Floor Bored is actually the fourth princess Equestria has seen. She was one before me. We just never noticed due to her nature, and she never noticed because she wear clothes. That she never washes."
"Ew?"
>"Kind of. She seems to make it work. She was only discovered when she threw a tantrum at the store not having her ramen."
>Who throws a tantrum over ramen?
>Wait a moment.
"What is she a princess of?"
>"Shut in Neets."
>Oh.
>Oh these ponies are retarded.
>"Mom! Uncle Anon is doing that thing where he slaps his face with both hands."
"Neets! Twilight you idiot. She's a more extreme version of Moondancer. She's never going to show up here."
>"Floor said she would!"
"She's probably having an anxiety attack right now and hiding under her bed."
>Celestia rolls her eyes as she picks you up with her magic.
>"I'm not going back to work without my fix. We're going to see her."
"Noooooo!"
---
>Some time later.
"Nooooooo!"
>"And here we are."
"Looks like shit."
>House looks rundown.
>Celestia sets you down as Cadance puts a bow-tie on you.
>"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
>Basically get shoved to the front door.
>Look back and they all give you a thumps up.
>Not sure where they all got foam hands.
>Pinkie waves at you.
>Right, her.
"Her goes nothing."
>Knock on the door.
>The house shakes.
>A scream is heard.
>You practically jump out of your skin.
>Then silence.
>All of you wait.
>Luna groans awake, but only barely.
>Celestia calms her back down to let her sleep.
>Flurry Heart slinks up next to and puts her ear to the door.
>"It's quiet."

>>42517989
"I hate having my time wasted."
>Kick down the door.
>It was surprisingly easy to do.
>"It's really sexy when you take charge like that."
"Go fuck your dad you nympho princess."
>Cross the threshold in this new hell.
>The smell reminds you of your old life.
>Does she have internet?
>Probably not.
>Congo line of princesses tiptoe behind you loudly.
>Glare at them from over your shoulder.
"Do you all mind?"
>"Not at all."
>Fuck you too, Twilight.
>Follow your nose, the lack of light make relying on site unreliable.
>Ramen and failed dreams.
>There we go.
>The bedroom.
>"In there?"
>Ignore the idiot question
>Brace yourself and open the door.
>They all gag behind you.
>Weaklings.
>Halfway off her bed is Princess Floor Bored.
>On her back, legs in the air, drool pooling under her head.
"Welp, she's dead."
>"Dead!?"
>Eyes rolled back, blue in the face.
>"How could this have happened?"
"Anxiety attack."
>"Why?"
"Couldn't handle the idea of social interaction. Much less rape."
>Celestia nudges the side of the dead pony.
>"This is going to cost so much to resurrect her.
>Luna mumbles in her sleepy state.
>"Virgin."
"I could have told you all that."
>"Ew, mom. The ramen is old and crusty."
>"Don't touch it sweetie."
>Twilight growls under her breath as she takes out the schedule.
>"This is going to mess up the rape cycle."
"Not my problem. Get sorted out folks. I'm going back home."
>At least you aren't fucking a fucking Neet.

>>42517992
>'You're built for Flurry Heart Pussy.'
>Be on the pony internet.
>Not a very widespread thing in Equestria.
>Only a few places have it.
>And you.
>The princesses made you have internet.
>It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts.
>Luna knew you're addicted.
>Can't break your old life.
>Thus, they use it to keep tabs on you.
>Chat with you non-stop.
>Can't block them.
>Not yet anyway, your custom linux wine build isn't done yet.
>That's a surprise for later.
>Celestia is terrible at using the chat.
>Flurry is second best after Princess Floor Bored who has taught her some bad habits.
>Like sending you lewd messages.
>'Your human dick belongs in my pony pussy.'
"Would you stop it."
>She sends a pic of her with a sad face.
>Meanwhile, in another chat room, Floor Bored is in her element.
>'Your pitiful human dick couldn't handle my superior pony pussy.'
"You died when I walked into your house."
>Floor sends a flurry of reaction pictures to counter you.
>She tends to overwhelm the others with her neet internet behavior.
>Not you.
"No way fagt. Femcel."
>Floor screams more reaction pictures at you.
>She's in her element so she's probably having fun.
>Flurry is slower in responding.
>'Send pic--DICK. Dick. Dick Pic.'
"Use the backspace, Flurry. You're spazzing out again."
>'No u.'
>Really want to quit this lifestyle.
>Honestly though, you're no better than Floor Bored.
>Twilight has sent you a message saying Fluttershy is whining that you don't answer the door anymore.
>Well, maybe they shouldn't have given you the internet.
>Floor stops being a /b/ and asks you to join her runescape game.
>Some things never change.
>Don't get raped.
>...Kind of failed the theme of the thread.
>Sorry.

>>42517996
>Day Celestia has started to regret this internet thing.
>She's not in this story.
>You, Anon, are.
>Flurry is not the brightest brat.
>Horny makes you careless.
>So you listen in on a conversation about you through voice chat.
>She supposed to be tank in the raid fight.
>Cadence's stupid sing-songy voice rings out.
>"Flurry, honey, any luck with Anon at all?"
>"Naw, mom."
>"Floor Bored has been an absolute train wreck. I keep asking her to attempt a rape on Anon, but she just, just, doesn't!"
>Well that's interesting to hear.
>"I know mom."
>"Your aunts are getting antsy."
>Right, the princess' rules on rape.
>They all take turns.
>Floor Bored is supposed to rape you.
>Princess Neet does not really lead to social skills.
>Much less trying to force yourself on someone.
>She's a massive pervert, sure, but acting on those tendencies is a whole other ball game.
>Another voice chimes in, the cuck.
>Aka Shining Armor.
>"Honey, do we really have to talk about that with our little filly?"
>"I'm old enough, DAD. I sucked Anon's cock already. Granted he plunged my horn in the ground when he woke up, but I'm not a foal."
>Cadance is groaning in annoyance.
>"Well that'll never happen again unless we can get Ms. I had a heart attack when you open my door to do something. Anything at this point!"
>"Wait, who was this?"
>"Dad, it's the new princess. Well, old new princess."
>"New? Princess."
>"Oh right, no ceremony yet. Most of Equestria doesn't know."
>Cadance goes into teacher mode.
>"Floor Bored became a princess because she figured out the magic of neetness. That Neet with an 'e', not neat with an 'a'. Able to subsist on nothing but ramen and bad comics."
>"Marega mom."
>Shining is quiet as it is all explained to him.
>He's thinking.
>"So because of the established rules Princess Celestia and Luna agreed to, we're all waiting for her to take her turn on Anon. Too bad she's completely socially inept. Somehow worse that Twilight."
>"Maybe."
>Well that was not what you expect to hear from him.
>Same for Cadance.
>"What do you mean?"
>"I have an idea. She is essentially a nerd, like I was."
>"Dad was a nerd? Mom, you said he was captain of the guard before becoming your consort."
>Now you're really not liking the sound of this.
>"There are a few social events a nerd will partake in. Card games and O&O come to mind. My background was in O&O."
>O&O?
>Is that pony version of D&D?
>"I can dust off my old GM hat and run a game for the two of them. A rape game."
>Oh fuck no!
>"Not FATAL, I have standards."
>"You'll do that for us Shiny!"
>"Of course, my cuck fetish isn't being fulfilled if you can't rape Anon, honey."
>Princess Jailbait actually sounds excited.
>"Can I send Floor a message about the idea? She'll probably go for it."
>Crap, crap, crap!
>You don't know the rules.
>Need to run to a nerd store and buy a rulebook.
>Don't know the edition.
>Damn it.
>Shining sounds like the type of GM to rule-lawyer you into getting raped.

>>42517999
>Need info, need info yesterday.
>What if it is one of those weird pony things where they don't have fantasy as a genre because their world is already a fantasy.
>Really should have read more books.
>Could just go to a store and buy all the editions.
>Wait, that's retarded.
>No bookstore would carry all of them.
>Idea.
"Flurry, I'm hopping off for now."
>"'K."
>She should be sending a message to Princess Floor Bored soon.
>Jump into her chat.
"Bored."
>"There's the human meat."
"Had a heart attack recently?"
>"S-shut up. What's going on?"
"Finished a raid mission with Flurry. Checking in on you before heading out."
>"Oh. Nothing right now. Just organizing a deck. You wouldn't get it."
"Got it. I'm heading out."
>Go incognito mode.
>Mute your mike, keep her channel open.
>On cue, princess baby rolls in.
>"Board! Board, you in?"
>"Yes! Bucking yes. You don't have to scream. Was the raid match with Anon that good?"
>"No. Didn't get the drop I wanted. Forget that. I came up with a plan."
>Can hear Floor Bored suck her breath in, mostly likely anticipating the horror.
>"You play O&O right?"
>There's a pause before Floor answers.
>"With a small group, we're kind of on break right now. We haven't talked since. Well. Flurry, I'll be honest it ended badly. We're not talking to each other."
>Flurry Heart, with the maturity expected at her age, answers flippantly.
>"Right sure. We don't need them. 'Cause my dad is volunteering his services to GM (whatever that means) Anon and you a game. A game where you can rape his character and him."
>Can hear Floor nearly choke on the idea.
>"W-w-wait, a rape session!?"
>"Yeah, in something called O&O. He said he played it back in the day."
>"Your dad did. The former captain of the guard. Current prince consort to Princess Cadance. Your mom. An O&O player/GMer."
>"You can say his name. Shining Armor wants to help you out by GMing a role playing game between the two of you. Dad figures Anon knows nothing about the game so it'll be easy raping for you."
>Wait to hear Floor's answer.
>"I dunno."
>There's a crash on Floor Bored's end.
>Another pony?
>"She'll do it! She'll bucking do it. She better!"
>"M-mom! What the buck!?"
>Flurry seems to accept that easily.
>"Oh sure. Thanks Bored's mom. Dad say's it'll be 3.5 edition or something. Not sure how you have half of and edition. Later!"
>There's the sign off boop.
>"Mom! Why!?"
>"Because that is Shining Bucking Armor. He was the hottest stud back in the day and DILF if there ever was one. Your mom and her friends were huge nerds back in the day and he was our crush. Until that Stacy stole him."
>Princess Cadance swooped in back in high school grabbing Shining Armor from the local nerd click?
>Interesting.
>"I'm calling the other moms. We're getting your group back together for this game. Even if we lost, you can still live our fantasy for us."
>"But mom, this is supposed to be a 1 on 1 session with me and Anon."
>"...Who's Anon?"

>>42518003
>"Anon! You came out! You finally decided to answer my knocking."
>When was the last time you walked outside?
>You've really regressed to your old lifestyle.
"Fluttershy? How long have you been here?"
>"Yesterday morning! You're supposed to answer the door when I knock. Now we have to catch up on my guesses."
"No time for that nonsense. I need to find a nerd store."
>Quickly lock your door and move past the yellow pest.
>"But I waited so long! And what's a nerd store!?"
>She flutters after you protesting the whole may into town.
>Ponies wave hello to you.
>Return the gesture half-heartedly.
>"Slow down Anon. Please say what you're looking for."
"Nerds, dork. Anime, comics, rpgs, minitures; stuff that makes normal people cringe."
>Spy Filthy Rich's Barnyard Sell Store.
>Doubt it, but worth a quick shot.
>Kick open the door.
"Filthy!"
>"What!"
"Nerd stuff?"
>"Did you ask Princess Twilight?"
"Fuck no!"
>"Fine. Off Main Street go down 2nd Ln at the end is a novelty store."
"Thanks Filthy."
>"Call me Mr. Rich."
"No."
>No time for shenanigans.
>These ponies will stop you to talk your time away.
>"Nonny, stop running!"
"No time Pinkie."
>"I'll get you yet my pretty! And your little Flutters too."
>She's been hanging on to you like an engorged tick.
>Stop suddenly at the store.
>'Ponyville Magic Realm.'
>Was this always place always here?
>"Why are you running like someone is trying to rape you. Wait, that makes sense. Who's trying to rape you now Anon?"
"You wouldn't know her."
>Ready your nose and breach the abode.
>A bell dings.
>Look around, this place is perfect.
>Some ponies milling around boxes, shelves and display cases.
>A hefty mare at the register looks up.
>"Oh hey, Fluttershy. Your hentai smooth skin commission isn't here yet. Who looks remarkably similar to him."
"Lady. 3.5 O&O. You got it?"
>"Back corner over there. Second shelf."
>Nod in thanks.
>Don't think about what Fluttershy wastes money on in here.
>Whatever a 'skin' is, you don't want to know.
>"It's what we call ponies who are fans of humans. A skinny."
"I didn't ask for a reason Fluttershy. Did you have to taint my brain with that knowledge?
>"I just wanted to explain myself. Could also be your fetish."
>Pause at that idiotic idea.
"Having a fetish. For humans."
>Fluttershy nods.
"Might be on to something."
>Lots of books here.
>Huh.
>O&O is fantasy.
>Juxtaposition much.
>See what you need and grab them.
"Let's see. What do we have here?"
>...
"Where's the fighter? Where's the wizard class?"
>Pick your role, Element of Honesty.
>Ok, you were smart coming here to grab this stuff.
>This is nothing like D&D.
>Check the races.
>They're called neighbors.
>Typical ponies.
>Feats are still feats.
>Skills.
>Really encourages teamwork way more.
>Talks more about social encounters more than combat.
>Shining Armor is probably going to get you raped in that scenario.
>Walk up to the register with a stack of books.
>Scary Creatures, GM Book, Team-play Book.

>>42518006
>There's a whistle of admiration as you make it back up to the register.
>"Looks like someone has just joined the hobby. I would say player, but you have all the books."
>Place the books down to be rung up.
>As she scans them you begin to wonder.
"Have you played it much? I know it's probably entry level shit, but I'm sure you know it pretty well Ms?"
>"Call me Deck, Mr. Anon the Human. Bottom Deck."
>She is bottom heavy.
"Cool. So Deck. This game, I would be open to some pointers to avoid trap builds."
>The earth pony leans over the counter with a wiry smile.
>"Little soon to be a power gamer, ain't it hon?"
>Muster the most serious face you can have.
"I play to win."
>Fluttershy quietly snorts at that.
>Roll your eyes at her silent snide reaction.
"Fine. I know it's a team game, but I don't trust the GM. At all."
>"Wait, are you playing with Discord? Spike's been working with him to be a better player. Or so he told me over tea."
"Not him Flutters. I'm going to be playing with Princess Floor Bored in a game."
>A blank stare is what answers you from Deck.
>Heck, most of the mares that was window shopping in here have stopped.
>"I'm sorry. Princess Floor Bored. Are you? No this isn't a prank. She was just here yesterday card hunting. I saw no horn or wings."
"I know she is one. I swear. She wears those oversized sweaters and a rather small horn. Her mane covers it up basically, and you know how untamed that thing is."
>Deck taps her chin as she thinks.
>"Princess Floor Bored. That sounds ridiculous."
"You know her?"
>"Just a regular. So you're joining her group? Thought they were on break."
>Oh!
>She knows them too.
"Who's in this group?"
>"Now hold on, before I tell you more hon, their GM is usually Goldie Mops. So you're telling me that that silly mare has it out for you?"
"No. Shining Armor is running this game."
>A pin could be heard at the silence in that building.
>Some whispers of disbelief from the other ponies can be heard.
>Bottom Deck wiggles her ears.
>"Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Shining Armor, is running a game again. After all this time."
>Kind of the same reaction Floor's mom had.
"Yeah. Why is this important?"
>"Damn lucky fillies. Not so much you I suppose. Shining Armor, before he was taken from us mortal mares by the princess of love, was something of a hit for us nerds. Smart, hot, fun, hot, understanding, hot. Hunky guy that was still a big nerd."
>Let's not tell her the detail of all this being a setup for you to get raped.
>"Guy is a bucking DILF now. Oh to love again."
"Right. So my situation."
>"Well I can't tell you how Shining Armor is going to run the game. He was very dynamic and flexible. As for the girls, have you meet Floor Bored?"
"We've played some Runescape."
>Deck blinks at you.
>"You live here though. She's in Canterlot."
"We have something called the internet that we use."
>"Sweet teat milk from Celestia. The rumors are true. When?! When do we get in on that?"
"I dunno. It's a Twilight project."

>>42518015
>Montage time to your future potential Neet rapiests.
>"Goldie Mops is usually the GM for the group. I wouldn't find her games fun, but the group enjoyed her. Big monsters are her favorite set-pieces. I suspect she'll want to be the muscle of the group if she was a player."
>Bottom Deck is helpfully explaining your upcoming encounter.
>Apparently she was school friends with the moms of this group.
"So she's the reason why the group broke up?"
>"No. From what I understand, Floor Bored had gotten angry at a string of bad rolls and let some few choice words fly. The others in the group shared their own grievances with each other when tempers rose."
>That you can sadly understand.
>"Next young mare, Dot Matrix."
>Cute name.
>"Is probably going to be bombarding you and Floor Bored about the internet thing. She likes tech."
>Ponies into technology you have found to be rather eccentric.
>"Since you're such good friends with Fluttershy."
>Glare at the menacing yellow fiend who glows at the statement.
>"Young Taku is just like her."
"A sex pest?"
>Bottom Deck gives you a rather unimpressed look.
>"A neet, being a sex pest?"
"Yeah, never mind. That was dumb of me to say."
>"Taku is an anime fan. She likes to create characters based on her favorite shows."
"Is she protective of her character?"
>A clever gleam from Deck's eye answers you before she could say a thing.
>"Aren't you an insightful one. Experienced?"
"You can say that. Fluttershy here gets really defensive if criticize some of her lazier attempts."
>"I don't want to know anymore."
"I have a decent idea who Floor Bored is already. Talks a big game for sure, really spineless when you confront her."
>"That's probably growing into that whole alicorn thing. She was never all that big into social interactions outside of her hobbies. All that alicorn power is like hitting puberty all over again."
>"She's going to be a problem for you."
"I can gather that from our game sessions. She's very forward."
>With Shining Armor's help she might succeed.
>Stinky sex depraved neet finally fulfilling her fantasies does not equal a good time.
>It also means that the princesses who have been waiting will run roughhouse on your sorry ass.
"Welp, I got homework. Thanks for the help Deck."
>"Not a problem hon. Reminds me of my younger days. Don't let the fillies run wild on ya."
"That's the goal."
>"I can help!"
"Fluttershy. No."
>She looks down like a kicked puppy.
>You've long since harden your heart against such nonsense.
"Oh right. Weakest role, strongest role, role builds?"
>Deck looks up from her book.
>"Honesty is low tier, Magic is the best. Builds can make anything work. Kindness is a heal slut."
>"I'm not!"
>"Generosity is the buff monster, Laughter is the flexible build, practically build all kinds of things with Laughter. Loyalty is in the fray with team synergy."
"That makes things easy. Appreciate it."
>"Have fun!"
>Fun?
>Not in this game.
>Armor could bring home brew nonsense into this.

>>42518021
>There's a knock at the door.
>"Someone at the front door?"
"Naw, that was my bedroom door."
>...
>"Anon?"
>Floor sounds confused and concerned.
>Oh shit someone is in your house.
>Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.
>"It's time, Anon!"
"No Celestia no!"
>Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.
>Claw at furniture fruitlessly.
>"Into the sack you go!"
>A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.
>Darkness claims you.
---
>Not that much different than the sack.
>This basement is real dim.
>Look around at your predicament.
>Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.
>"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!"
>"Calm down and finish your character."
>"Where's the snacks?"
"Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place."
>Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.
>"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement."
"She had a heart attack and died."
>That pauses all three of them in their tracks.
"She got better. Alicorn benefits."
>Don't get a response, still in shock.
>With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle.
"Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?"
>"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?"
"How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence."
>The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.
>"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix."
"Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about."
>Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.
>"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!"
"The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it."
>Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.
>The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.
>"I'm Taku."
"I love mexican."
>She immediately recoils at that joke.
>"No! Not taco. Taku."
>Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.
>Kind of cute.
>Never let Fluttershy know.
>Speaking of.
"Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?"
>"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am."
>Wait, why is anime a thing?
>Japan doesn't exist here.
>"I'm Golden Mops."
>Oh wow, you were wrong.
>This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.
>Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.
>"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character."
>She's nose deep in that.
>Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.
>Where is Shining and Floor?
"Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one."
>"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"

>>42518027
Been writing this in Flutterrape. Behold Princess Florb.
https://ponepaste.org/11310

>>42517396
kek
genuinely chuckled
>>42517831
jeets smell like horseshit
neets stench nice

>>42518031
Good stuff anon

Is there a Stacy hurting NEET mares in here

>>42518031
Well shit, I'm hooked
Can't wait to see where this goes

>>42519624
>10
I have to get up and go wage while you lie here, get stinky and eventually get up to microwave some ramen or make a bologna sandwhich

DO NOT
DIE while i'm gone

>>42520054
>waging on a holiday.
If it helps, I'm right there in the trenches with you. I miss being a NEET.

>>42519237
yea and there's nothing you can do about it.

>Page 9
>Bump
>With content
Get on my level, lazy faggots.

>>42516931
PercyPaws, they did a pretty good job!

>>42517396
Every time I see this thumbnail it's a treat because I can never tell which version it is

>>42520764
Nah I don't really feel like it

>>42520077
Just think of the holiday pay, anon. You could buy a whole Floorb with that much cash

>>42522144
Pshhh, you think my ass gets holiday pay? I'm too much of a sucker for that.
Besides, I'm a Dot anon through and through.

>>42522158
Would sniff room.

>>42522158
I love the absurdity of chopsticks being 'held' in a hoof.

>>42523138
It'd smell like sodium more than anything else. And MSG

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>>42520091
Someone could correct her

>>42518027
>Behold, a dramatic entrance.
>Before the players could start to harmonize a compatible party the basement door opens up.
>Cloaked in a dark hood, a unicorn slowly plods down the starts.
>Heavy clops echo in the room.
>Clearly, a dramatic moment.
"Shining Armor you cuck!"
>He stumbles down the last few steps and almost plows horn first into the wall.
>The mares around you gasp in horror at your blatant rudeness.
>Well, except, for Dot Matrix.
>She covers her mouth trying not to heave in laughter.
>Shining Armor clears his throat.
>"Well you know how to ruin a moment."
"Practically need to to avoid being raped by your wife and daughter."
>With a groan, Armor looks up the steps.
>"Princess Floor Bored. Come down."
>Not since the first time being at her place have you seen her.
>The other mares are learning towards the stairs to get a better view.
>Behold, the princess of neet.
>Crossing the threshold into the depths, Floor Bored goes down the steps.
>Yup, still looks the same.
>Messy, easy to overlook, and nervous.
>Disappointment from the others is palpable.
>"You look no different from last time! Are we being played?"
>"She really doesn't look like a princess."
>"Hi Floor!"
>At least that's what you think Goldie Mops said.
>Floor Bored slinks to a chair next to Taku.
>"Hey fillies."
>She looks at you.
>"A-anon."
"Better then last time."
>Puffs her cheeks out at you.
>Don't pay attention to him. Princess! Really?"
>Dot is eager.
>Floor nods.
>"Well come on. Horn? Wings? Take off the hoodie."
>Neet Princess rubs her forelegs and looks aside.
>"They're not that impressive."
>Brushing her wild mane aside, a small horn peaks out beneath bush.
>"I haven't used magic. Don't really feel like trying."
"Would be nice given how clumsy earth ponies are at games."
>All of the mares give you a quick dirty look.
>The hoodie is taken off and folded on the chair.
>Wings are indeed on her side, very normal wings.
>Normal wings are not really an alicorn thing.
>Her friends are still impressed.
>Taku really wants to touch them.
>"Wow! Floor when did this happen? Last week?"
"Oh this will be funny."
>"Before Twilight became princess."
>The quiet pause fills the room as they all process what Floor just revealed.
>Yelling follows quickly.
>"What!?"
>"We've been with you this entire time you were an alicorn! How did none of us notice?"
>"There's been no physical alterations, and yet the feathers should have been a big notice."
>Huh, the wings should have been hard to not notice.
"Don't feathers molt?"
>Floor just shrugs at you.
>"I thought the feathers came from my Wonderbolt pillow."
>Wonderbolt?
>The confusion must have been obvious.
>"Wonderbolt merchandise. Really expensive. Full body pillows filled with the feathers of pegasi stallions on the team."
>Wait, you remember that pillow.
>Soarn' was imprinted on it.
>It was sticky.
>Moving on real quick.
>The mares are all babbling with each other with excitement.
>Cute, but recall why you're here.

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>>42525656
>alicorn
>tiny horn, tiny wings
Damn, Floorb...

>>42526657
Princess of Neet has no use for them. They’re a formality.

>>42526657
She’s gotta exercise them more

>>42515815
English is not the first language her but still pretty good

>>42527505
You know she won’t.

>>42527997
Won't she? Well... I guess she won't...
It's kinda sad, really... So much potential...

>>42527997
Floor’s gonna grow up with little Scootaloo wings and a bump on her forehead

>>42525656
>"Gentlemares, I must remind you all why you're here."
>Shining Armor sits at the head of the table, a GM screen covers most of him.
>"Your situation of no game is a cry for help, and I have come to deliver."
"So this isn't about rape?"
>"Well it's that too."
>Damn it.
>"Princess Floor needs a little help, so I've come up with this game to get her in the right situation."
>Please tell me these mares will object to this.
>"Oh, I've read about these antics in the newspaper. Real knee slappers."
>Damn it!
>"Popcorn for the event would be nice."
>Et tu, Dot.
>"Floor, are you sure this is something you want to do? He's notorious for not liking ponies. Turned down the most beautiful in all the land."
"Goldie, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but Fluttershy ain't beautiful."
>She points to Shining Armor.
>"Princess Cadance, duh."
>Taco objects rather quickly.
>"Princess Luna is the most beautiful. Also she has good taste in anime."
>If she knew how many times Luna has tried to alter your dream sequences to relive those scenarios.
>Dot Matrix takes a forelegs around Floor Bored.
>"Clearly ya'll have already forgotten Princess Floor Bored is now the most beautiful princess in all of Equestria."
>Her laughter makes Floor facehoof, blushing red as a cherry.
>"Shining, please tell us what level our characters are before I run away."
>He rises to full height, horn glowing with evil intent.
>"Now, now. I'm the Game-master. Refer to me as such, or face the consequences. Also, level 5."
>All the mares immediately start writing down stats and features on their character sheets.
>Serious business.
>Armor smiles cruelly at you.
>"Now for your situation Anon. I'm going to lend you a helping hoof."
"Diamond Dog. Honesty Role. Backgrounds are Vigilant and Archer. Taking the Hang-up in Archer."
>Armor is taken aback.
>Floor's eyes widen with worry as she looks back at Armor.
>Shining refocuses and glares.
>"I don't know how you found out, but you're clearly prepared."
"Yup."
>Dot looks up from her character sheet for a moment.
>"Interesting choices. Diamond Dog isn't a popular option, Honesty less so. At least somepony chose it. Didn't have to wait an hour to get a newbie up to date."
>Armor shakes his head.
>"Sorry. Not what you're playing."
>A sheet of paper floats in a magical aura and lands in front of you.
>Picking it up you read it carefully.
"Human? That ain't in the playbook."
>"Just for you, I've made you."
"Geez, what an ego. Human. Role, Generosity. Background, Crowdpleaser and Chatty."
>This sucks.
>Taco smacks her lips as you share your new character sheet.
>"Kind of a buff slut. What's the human get?"
"1 point of freaking health, extra square of reach, increase a stat, choose an extra smart base skill, and 30 movement speed. Shining this thing sucks balls. What's wrong with my character? Sir Boneyard is a legit build. Unlike this joke."
>Floor mumbles loudly.
>"It isn't that bad. Just a support build."

Is there any more art of Doomy Gloom? I've fallen in love with her and I am sad she's not posted in the thread more. I just want to cosplay as Benny while she sits in my lap doing a playthrough of NV and each time she finishes a quest I rub her neet pussy to climax, conditioning being successful and completing things to pleasure. Is that too much to ask? Also her purple coat is just sex

>>42530198
not that im aware of anon. sorry

>>42530198
You could check on some of the boorus to search by name, since all of the Floorb/Dot/Taku art ends up there eventually.

>>42528458
Is that how those appendages work? If you don't do anything with them, they just shrink until they disappear?

>>42531733
That must be why my ding dong is so small

>>42531733
The term you are looking for is "atrophy".

Haven't been in this thread in a long time. What's the green:art ratio like? With all of the pinups and cheesecake there must be a lot of wholesome stories.

Right Anon?

>>42528912
"This game hasn't even started and already this choo-choo train is in full motion. Starting with one point of health. Armor, no other races starts with one point."
>Shining takes out bags of dice.
>"It seemed suitable. You get extra range."
"Wow. In a world of lasers and boulder throwing, that extra range sure is nice. On a non-melee build."
>"Like I said, suitable."
>Ass.
>Taku speaks up quickly.
>"Actually changelings also start with one point, but they're in a rather controversial supplement."
>Huh, that's kind of interesting.
>There's a sound of the basement door opening once more.
>"Hello! How's my brave warriors doing tonight?"
>Floor blushes as she sinks into her chain.
>Clopping down the stairs you see an mare carrying snacks.
>The other mares greet her without looking up from their character sheets.
>"Hey Mrs. Tile."
>Right, the mom.
>She's the one that got excited about this game over the mic.
>"I brought snacks and juice. I'm so happy to see you all again. Shining! It's been too long, how have you been?"
>He looks at her and tilts his head.
>That's the look of trying to remember a blank face.
>"Sorry. I'm having trouble remembering your name. Did we meet back at Canterlot Castle?"
>The smile on Floor Tile thins.
>Still there, but it is thinner.
>"Oh you kidder. We went to high school together. Remember? Me. Punch Card, Home Sick, and Noodle. Yeah?"
>He pauses a moment and shakes his head.
>"Nope. Sorry."
>Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.
>"That's fine. Here you go. Drink up, you'll need it for all the talking you'll be doing as GM."
>"Er, thanks. Good point. Hey sorry. Just been a while since high school."
>Tile goes to each mare and gives them a pick me up.
>As she reaches you she bumps into you 'accidentally'.
>"Oops, sorry about that. Clumsy me. Anyway, call me when you need something heroes. I'll be checking in."
>She dropped a napkin in your lap.
>Watch as she bounces up the stairs, and gives you a wink.
>Oh boy, you're about to a tool for a MILF.
>Check the napkin discreetly.
>'Switched dice. They're loaded, roll carefully.'
>Instructions?
>Oh, there's a way to roll high depending on how I throw it.
>Hide the napkin.
>Dot puts down her character.
>"Earth Pony, you know, 'cause they're the best."
>They're busted.
>"Background; Bard and Futurist. Role, Laughter.
>Taku starts hers.
>"I got pegasus, background; Rogue and Tricky, role is Kindness."
>Goldie Mop starts to explain hers, you think.
>"Earth Pony, Fighter. Also got Fighter, Heavy Hitter, and Powerhouse. Laughter role.
"Three backgrounds? Bit of a gamble there."
>She smiles mischievously.
>"All the power. Who cares if I have more downsides."
>Floor Bored is given a sheet by Shining Armor.
>Her eyes bug out.
"Let me guess, you're an alicorn."
>Floor nodes.
>Dot Matrix slams a hoof down.
>"Alicorns are supposed to be a reward for reaching level 20."

>>42532614
:just:

Thank you for motivating me to make bad financial decisions

>>42532751
>Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.

>>42535228
Who would’ve thought Cadence would have inadvertently foiled her own plan

>>42534736
I saw how expensive she was. Good buy Anon.

>>42536067
Don't let your (financial) dreams be memes, anon...

>>42534736
Nice!

>>42536099
>Anon's right..don't let my (monetary) dreams be memes...
>Against all better judgment you're splurging on that oddly heavy and Dorito smelling, mountain dew soaked plush
>Get it home and put her on your bed
>Yeah that's your spot now, not like anyone else has ever been there but haha y-you too..
>Suddenly she starts to move
>An actual Floorb erupts in stuffing and ramen noodles from the plush's chest like something out of Alien
>me when that Anon told me to do this

To whoever is getting sucked off in 556. Hurry up. I need to piss.

pocket Dot

>>42537520
I love it

>>42537520
Reminds me of Dreamcast controller.

>>42535224
Neetness is typical wizard behavior.

>>42534736
Saw her at the panel!

I've had her for one night and she's already making floorblings
>>42539840
She turns heads when she enters a room, and turns up noses, too

>>42539954
Forgot pic, very con wiped

>tfw missed the NEETpone panel because I got way too messed up last night.
I'm so fucking mad.

>>42532751
>Kind of funny watching a rather chubby pony shake her hoof angerly at the pony who looks like he lives in a gym barracks.
>Thick mare don't care Shining is a chiseled beast of a stallion.
>For his part, he doesn't seemed phased.
>"So?"
>"How is that fair?"
>"It isn't. News flash Dot Matrix, this system was never balanced. We play the game regardless."
>With a grunting growl, Dot Matrix sits back down.
>Taku clears her throat.
>"So Floor, what else do you have?"
>Floor looks up from her sheet, slightly frowning.
>"More home-brewed stuff. Alicorn origin, Magic Role, and background with Princess and Magician."
>Taku nods, understanding someone was being GM favored.
>"So what does an alicorn get? Main character stuff right?"
>Nodding answers her question.
>Goldie Mop looks between Shining Armor and you.
>She's probably realizing how this is going to play out.
>Floorb is going to be the star of the show, you are the prize to abuse, and they're there to be side piece bit players.
>Not the best way to get the gang back together.
"Are we ready then?"
>Shining Armor straightness out the GM board.
>"You all have been tasked to enter the evil wizard's tower to retrieve the orb."
"For the greater good?"
>"The greater good."
>All the mares answers automatically.
>Armor's eye twitches.
>Aw, poor baby.
>Try to not get too worked up over your super serious story.
>"If the wizard finishes his magical spell, he'll mind control the kingdom."
>Taku nods as she gets into character.
>"With swift nimbleness, I throw my epic cap over my shoulder. Keen eyes look for the best way into the wizards tower. My roguish skills are fresh to destroy traps."
>Shining Armor nods.
>"You do so as Anon wonders carelessly behind you."
>Goldie quickly calls out.
>"Don't worry. With my immense strength I keep Anon from wondering far."
>Gamemaster rolls something.
>Goldie clarifies.
>"Don't worry. I'll roll my strength. I'm like super strong after all."
>Shining sighs.
>"That's fine. Taku you do find a magical trap to the entrance. It requires a magical spell to break. Floor, you'll need to break it, but you'll need aid."
>He looks at you.
>"She'll need aid."
"Right. Buff stuff."
>"Hold on!"
>Dot Matrix brings up a hoof.
>"I use my bard ability to buff myself."
>Ok.
>"Then using my technology skill with the Futurist background I activate a device my character would had created before coming here."
>Excitedly, she brings out a grey brick of a handheld.
>"I'll call it the Dot Box. When I insert a card into it then it'll perform a skill for us. Just need to make the technology roll."
>Right, technology is more ok in pony rpgs than in human.
>It makes it more fantasy for them.
>"This thing can scan spells. What kind of spell is it?"
>Shining rolls his lips.
>"Roll for it."
>Excited, Dot rolls her D20, D12, D8, D6, D4, and D2.
>"Because this is a specialized skill I can make multiple rolls and up-roll thanks to my own buff to succeed."

>>42540146
Damn, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. At the very least I think it was recorded. I hope we're able to do this panel again next year and hopefully get more time. I could spill my spaghetti for these NEETs forever.

>>42541011
>Check your character sheet real quick.
>Shining put technology as one of your skills.
>Probably thought it would be useless.
"I use my generosity ability to increase that skill to an auto-succeed."
>"You what!?"
"Right here dude, you put down technology as one of my skills. I can use it to give her my die. Which given how high it is already, is considered an auto-succeed."
>Dot Matrix sounds really excited.
>"Oh nice one dude!"

That went on longer than the word limit. Mare Fair 3 has been fun. The Neet panel was adorable. Glad I got to go.

NEETPONE PARTY 220 AT 6PM SUNDAY NIGHT RAMEN COOKING STUFF WILL BE PROVIDED WE ALSO HAVE JAPANESE SNACKS AND COLA AND CAPRISUNS

con bumpa

https://files.catbox.moe/dip5bm.mp4

Need a side scroller beat em up where you play as a neet pone

>>42541793
Comix Pone

Need a side scroller beat em up where you play as a neet pone had to fix a small mistake

https://files.catbox.moe/qj8y4d.mp4

>>42541820
The objective should be to avoid going to the right as much as possible, while various pressures and enticements try to get you to go right.

>>42541820
wanna play as Stacy pone. The objective
should be to catch all the neet.

>Stacy pones belittling my NEET girls autistic lore headcanons
>Stacy pones making her drop her mtg cards that she painstakingly arranged in order of weakest to strongest
>Stacy pones bumping her in the cafeteria making her drop her tendies
That 'Hatred' game is going to look like Hello Kitty Island Adventure compared to what I'm going to do to Stacy.

When is the NEET party happening and where?

>>42542498
:based: stacy

>>42542681
Room 220 I think

>>42544069
At 6, right?

>>42541820
Ah, the world’s first Neet’em up.

>>42544206
Yeah, at 6

>>42541148
That mousepad got me actin unwise

Trixie found the after party with one of her favorite foods!

>>42476832 (OP)
No pony is my waifu quite like Floorb. She has me acting more unwise than any other pony

>>42544943
I see that image and I want to reach through the screen like that one meme. I want to grasp her

>>42545017
That's not surprising, floor is the cutest neet

I went to the party and drown in ramen and ramune wtf

>>42544943
Adorb.

NEEtpone panel made me realize I want to cook and clean for these mares.

>>42541030
>The mares all turn towards the GM.
>"Well, what kind of spell is it?"
"You better tell us if you made a homebrew spell as well. Don't try to get sneaky."
>Shining actually freezes at that accusation, but quickly recovers.
>"The defense spell you find meant to be found by semi-competent adventures to lure them into the real trap. Any tampering will trigger it unless you know how to dispel it in the right order."
"So what does it do when it is triggered?"
>"You don't know. The results are not on the usual list."
>Floor Bored perks up with curious eyes.
>"Oh, so doesn't do the normal negative traits. Well we are dealing with a mind control happy wizard."
>Goldie Mops nods as she helps piece together the trap.
>"Right. So it's probably going to do some mind trickery."
>Taku was tapping the side of her cheek as she thought out loud.
>"Mind control is on the sheet of ailments. Unless this is a specific mind control we haven't seen before."
"Pony vs griffon mind control?"
>"Yeah, you need to specialize the spell to the origin. So it's probably meant to target you. The human."
>Armor has been longer in the face as the players discussed the first trap, not the first encounter, the first trap at the entrance.
>Players eh?
>"You've all pretty much figured it out."
>Floor looks over her sheet.
>"I can counter-spell that with the human element in mind. With the information Dot gives my character that should cover the down-casting penalties."
>She get's the go ahead to roll.
>"Right, that's a success. The spell you take apart and can tell how it was made. You can put human mind control in your spell list."
>Dot tilts her head.
>"Did the wizard know we had a human with us? Guess we need to be careful."
"Not that careful. Not like I'm going to be a real threat if I did lose control."
>GM decides to move along.
>"The hidden entrance is easy for you to pick Taku. Going in you find a dank dark chamber. As you enter the main chamber the hidden entrance closes with a heavy 'thud'. You're now stuck inside."
"Taku, Floor, check to see if we're now being scryed upon. That wizard might be tracking us. Goldie, keep them safe. Dot, see if you can cobble together light sources for us."
>"I'll do you one better, dark-vision goggles!"
>"So what are you doing?"
"Nothing. Wait on my teammates and I don't touch anything."
>The girls start rolling and spout out their results.
>Doesn't seem like we're being scryed upon, but no one is buying that.
>No traps.
>Dot makes one dark-vision goggle.
>Need to find more stuff so she can make more.
>"I'll use my Dot Box to make a map of every room as we find them."
"Right, so outside of the locked door, how can we leave this chamber?"
>Shining puts down a map on the table.
>Fog of war keeps most of it concealed.
>"Doors right there and there. Where do you all go?"
>Floor hums at the options.
>"We should probably assume the BBEM (Big Bad Evil Mare) already knows we are here. So we shouldn't stay in one place for too long."

Does NEET party have any pizza left?

>>42545966
Dot Box is pretty useful

Learned of this thread at the panel, wanted to post my NEET mare - Win Condition the tabletop/strategy game autist

>>42546175
Cute mare anon, hope she doesnt mind getting bullied!

>>42546175
QT

>>42546175
Win Condition a cute, and I fully get that mind-set, even if my particular drug is staying up late writing silly stories.

>>42545246
LOL, it's just like the anime conventions I used to attend some 20 years ago.

>>42545246
Was there Pocky as well?

>>42546197
Can we bully the bullies until they become neets?

>>42547296
no

>>42547590
We can? Cool. It doesn't take much, just get some sweat on them or waft some stale dirty laundry smell at them.

>>42547296
This is the way, I support this

>>42541148
Where does one get Floorb merch like this?

>>42547296
No, they're just brats who need correction.

>>42547790
You need to go to a normalfag convention and hang out with a bunch of posers

>>42548360
You're the sperg from the EFNW/MF threads? Fuck off out of this NEET one and take your incompatible autism elsewhere.

>>42548376
stay mad normie. fuck off back to twitter if my truths bother you so fucking much.

>>42546872
God now I want some pocky

>>42548975
Every time I try namebrand Pocky I always wish I got the off brand stuff instead. Something about the difference in chocolate quality.

>>42550006
What brands actually taste good? I only ever tried the namebrand stuff and thought it was meh/bad tasting - definitely mid-tier chocolate

>>42550109
Want to say Peppero or whatever the SK knockoff version is, but I feel like there's a third brand I can't remember.

>>42545966
>The players nod in agreement.
>So what to chose.
>Shining Armor picks up his dice and rolls them.
>With a clatter his eyes widen as his dice go sliding off the table.
>"Shoot!"
>Pushing his chair back he slinks under to grab them.
>You don't think much about it.
>That is until a pair of wings smack you in the face.
>Spitting angrily, you look over at Floor Bored.
>She's staring at Shining.
>His ass is sticking straight in the air.
>Wingboners.
>Neet wingboners just slapped you in the face.
>In fact, a quick glance tells you all the mares are staring.
>Taku is probably blushing the hardest.
>Dot's jaw hangs open.
>Goldie, well you can't really tell under that bushie mane.
>Man, can't understand her or see her face.
>As you're rolling your eyes at the other players, a paper airplane smacks you in the face.
>Looking up at the offending thrower, you see the mother, Floor Tile, at the basement door, .
>She gestures for you to hurry up and slinks back in the shadows.
>Read as quick as possible before throwing away the letter.
>'Quantum enemies.'
>Floor Tile must be peaking at the GM notes past the screen.
>Also, terrible GM play.
>Minions that show up no matter what you choose.
>Shining Armor stumbles back into his chair after retrieving his dice.
>"Sorry about that, what are you all doing?"
>Is he really not noticing the affect he has on these neets?
"Goldie, we're going into that door. Use your massive strength to hit it hard enough to knock it off the henges and into whoever is waiting for us. Floor Board and Taku use a spell to seal the other door shut."
>"You got it! Kaiju strength go!"
>Goldie Mops actually yells this out as all of the dice roll on the table.
>It isn't even a matter if she succeeds, just how much she does.
>Shining squints at you.
>"With your powerful punch the door through the entrance into a room with nothing in it. Something slams at the other door, but fails to open it."
>Everyone moves their pogs into the next room.
>That's when a trapdoor pops open and minions jump out.
>Wow.
>Shining Armor yells out dramatically that we're all surprised.
>"Get ready for combat against the gremlins."
>"Don't I get a chance to find this secret door?"
>"This one was too well hidden and would take time to find. Time you don't have."
>Taku frowns at that answer.
>Quantum foes and monster closets.
>Great.
>"Given your builds, Dot you have to start the combat singing. Goldie you're -1 on strength rolls until the next round. Taku you don't get to use the surprise feature on the foes. Floor, magic is a -2 due to just using a spell on the other door. Anon."
"I didn't do anything so I don't have any negatives."
>"Fine. Roll initiative ponies."
>First fight of the session.
>Time to cheat right back and roll high.
>Dice roll from your fingers and give you a 19.
>Everyone else get middling results, including Floor who's at the bottom.
>Wizard needs to go first.
"I use my After You ability. Floor you go first."
>"Thanks Anon.

>>42541148
Huh, that's actually kind of impressive. Never thought people liked Floorb enough to actually make merchandise for her.
For an extra cushiony mousepad, get Dot matrix.

Doodled this over Marefair and forgot to post it here.

Floor bored entered the cosplay contest in her very expensive maid outfit, but underestimated the florida heat.

>>42550416
Forgot to upload the picture...

>>42550578
Forgot to upload the picture...

>>42550584
Drenched in sweat. Imagine--

>>42550960
--the smell!

>>42550203
You know degenerate Floorb was hoping Anon would get hit with the sexy mind control spell

>>42550584
lol good stuff anon

at the neet pony panel there was a meet pony who was pink with blonde hair and chubby and she liked j fashion I need her name and ref so bad I love her so dearly and want to draw her please

For you Floorb? Always

>>42552303
I know her not

IWTMTN
(I Want To Marry That NEET)

>>42552303
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42349484/#42410355
Was it this one?

>>42553080
Better make sure you're raking it in first, because she ain't gonna contribute.

>>42553948
She can contribute by giving soft kisses and telling me about nonsense internet drama while I clean.

>>42552943
That's not floob

>>42552943
That there's a /bootleg/ mare chief. Best general.

>>42550203
>Everyone waits expectantly for our wizard's first move.
>There's a gremlin for everyone.
>"I cast warm breeze."
>What?
"You gotta explain that one to me."
>"Gremlins are known weather pests. They like to cause all kinds of weather problems. Unless you take that option away from them."
>Shining Armor nods.
>"Very smart. They take out their short swords."
>Damn it!
>They all miss, none of them have any skills in melee.
>Nice.
>Except one gremlin throws weird ball at you which explodes into purple smoke.
>"Roll an Evasive."
>Crude, do you cheat again?
>Roll normally.
>Average result.
>"Sadly that is not enough. Your clothes are burning right now."
>Just my clothes?
>Taku growls out her next move.
>"I take out the cheating monster with my high flying henshin dive kick right in that gremlin's stupid face. He's distracted by attacking Anon so I use my Tricky ability to get an edge on my attack. Sneak attack to the face jerk."
>"Ok, ok you take him out easily. No need to act it out."
>Goldie starts to roll her dice.
>"Multiattack time. I buck one of the gremlins into another one with a strong hit. Don't forget my Iron Hoof perk."
>Shining looks down behind the screen.
>"Hold on, checking rules for throwing. Right, they're both taken out. Dot you have to start combat by singing."
>Dot is smug about that.
>"Laughter ability. Side Splitter. Performance check that deals damage. In the spirit of laughter that's only a move action. Then I clobber him with my Dot Box over his head."
>She really is a min-maxer.
>Shining sighs.
>"That takes care of that gremlin. Anon, what are you doing?"
"Stop drop and roll."
>"You're able to quickly prevent losing most of your clothes. Your legs and torso can been seen under the holes. Muscles flinch from the exposure. Everypony can see the your bare skin."
"Now hold on, before you decide to go auto-erotica, why would the characters care? Humans are now shoehorned into the setting. They would know what one looks like and not care. Ponies don't normally wear clothes."
>Floor is chewing on her lip.
>"It's kind of hot."
"Not to your wizard."
>"Maybe she does."
"Is Shining Armor hot because you can see his legs?"
>She refuses to answer, just get redder.
"Fine, last action I get back up. Floor please blast the last one."
>"O-oh right. Lancing beam to attack."
>Shining nods at the result.
>"Gone. Congrats fillies and Anon. That was the first combat."
>That went faster than most games you've played.
"Can I please patch my clothes?"
>"Well like you said, no pony normally wears clothes."
"I will use the curtains on the window if I have to."
>He rolls his eyes.
>"Fine. Where do you all go now?"
>Dot raises a hoof.
>"Gremlin ecology doesn't put them in a basement, they're sky pests."
"If we want a in-universe reason, probably to trip up any adventurers not expecting it."
>The group shrug at that idea.
>Taku points at the map.
>"I think those are stairs on the map. Let's take them and climb the tower."

For all of the neet love Marefair got and floorb love, where are the greens? Where are the stories?

>>42554777
checked
Period of appropriate lurking. I need to understand Dot Matrix to write about her getting scared by a haunted gameboy creepypasta.

>>42554777
There’s one right above you technically, and I think there’s some on fimfic

Breakfast bump

>>42554329
>>42554674
wat

>>42556035
That there is Radio Star. /bootleg/ has a lot of misfits that would unironically fit in here.

>>42546872
We had pocky at the party like 3 different types along with an array of other Japanese snacks I was the stand in host and I really tried my best but it got a bit chaotic next year I plan on purchasing a suite or attempting to because I am uinornically a neet atm
>>42552303
Chantilly Lace
>>42550578
Oh shit!! I was a maid floorb at the neet panel! And I was the host for it! Thanks so much for the love we will definitely be doing a bigger and better one next year
>>42550416
She was sold at aeros booth this year I missed out on her but was gifted the mousepad during the neet panel by a very kind anon I'm going to be gooning to her (jkjk)
Also some retard spilled booze on my floorb plush at the party so I'm gonna be cleaning her very soon, my poor girl...

>>42555365
I kind of wonder if any of the main NEETpones would be fans of the Mane6.
I feel like they wouldn't, considering the Mane6 and princesses basically represent the system that's failed them, but who knows.
Actually, could make an interesting story, Floorb and maybe some of the other NEETs get sent to Twilight's school to learn friendship and how to be productive members of society. Maybe it's a new requirement of getting NEETbucks that they have to at least try to get better.
Now you have Floorb as an adult mare surrounded by children and teens of various species while going to friendship classes.
Could even be a good way to have her get roped into villainy by Cozy Glow.

>>42556323
You did good at the panel.

>>42556289
I can't find anything about her anywhere

>>42556323
Panel was good even if I only caught the tail end of it, also room party was cool. It was my first ever party of that sort and I had fun.

>>42556417
>>42556545
It was my first time public speaking at any sort of event I threw up beforehand because I was so insanely nervous and I did not expect the room to be so packed I wish I had brought more ramen and ribbons because I was sad when some people weren't able to snag any but we live and learn. I took a lot of caffeine and hoped for the best. I'm so proud of scraggleman and crem (the other members who helped out) because they are as anxious as I am and they did awesome! And they made most of the art for the panel!
I would like anyone with a neetpone to reply to this message so you can be featured in next year's panel. I was upset over the lack of neet love the last two marefairs so I wanted to do something about it and I'm really glad I did
The party was kind of a mess but I had the responsibilities kinda thrown on me the last min and did the shilling for it because the original host was busy with staff duties. It could've been planned out better and I'm upset at the person who started playing barbiefag shit during it but I'm gonna plan out a more organized party next year with blackjack and hookers!!!

>>42556523
NHNB, can link to her green later. Castafae is the real deal, writes and draws.

>>42556523
A lot of bootlegs are very neet-like and somefags crossposted.
Anything in the OP for greens under "Rad" is short for Radio Star, one of casta's boots. But if you're looking for bootlegs on boorus you probably won't find her.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/bootleg%20waifu/

What does bootleg refer to in this context, again? I've heard of it before but don't really remember

>>42557150
See >>42557139
bootlegs are bootlegs, and usually were flawed in some way which is like neets. The bootleg thread was bootleg waifu, like a little less strange waifu but had some strange waifu dna too. there wasn't a restrictive definition on what bootlegs could be, as long as it was in the spirit of it or made from bootleg content.

Some early fandom bootlegs include Stompy (Fake horn), Dim Sum (Spike bootleg). There's also OC bootlegs like Radio that didn't have any real-world tie.

>>42557186
Thanks! Stompy and Dim Sum definitely ring a bell now

>>42557213
There's probably at least 30x more bootlegs than that you never heard about such is the nature of the boot, and those two pre-dated the general. What kicked it off was Rare. but I won't take up neet space to talk about my old favorite general

>>42557256
Rare led to a /bootleg/ Renaissance that lasted a good four years. Whole lot of art, words and music. Extremely niche but I can't help but believe it attracted really talented sorts. Otherwise it wouldn't have had the content it did. I miss doing the w2g rooms.

>>42556649
Was really surprised the NEET panel was as packed as it was either, was also happy to meet a whole lot of people in this little NEET sphere. Also glad you put it together so it wasn't just me pointing at pictures of NEETs and saying "this is [Insert NEET], I want to cum on [Insert NEET]'s hooves." for 30 minutes. Really Hoping we can do this again next year with more NEETs.

Can't guarantee I'd be able to get beeg Floorb to Florida again if the NEET panel happens next year, but I'll definitely try

>>42557890
She needs more ramen

>>42557890
What even happens at a 'NEET panel?' Is it just a bunch of people like the ones in this thread awkwardly talking about how they like NEETs for 60 minutes?

>>42558437
30 minutes.

>>42554710
>Man, screw traps.
>These things are targeting you in particular.
>"Don't worry Anon, I'll patch you up with my heal kit."
>Taku is really eager to heal.
>She mocks putting hooves on you, still too nervous to actually touch you.
>"You can feel how soft his skin is as you wrap bandages on him."
>Shut up Shining.
"This wizard's tower is almost not worth it. We keep getting slowed down."
>Basement door opens up once more as Floor Tile bounces safely down the stairs.
>"Hello heroes, don't mind me. Just taking the trash and refilling drinks."
>Another napkin is passed to you as she moves from pony to pony.
>Shining Armor sits there as she moves by, watching you.
>His goal is obvious, get your character mind control so he can puppet it to do, stuff.
>Probably lewd stuff.
>"Prince Armor, I figured you would appreciate some wine. Took it out of the pantry."
>His ears swivel to her before turning his head.
>"You didn't have to do that Ms."
>"Please call me Tile, and you are an important guest. We keep it around for just an occasion."
>"Right, Tile. Well, it wouldn't hurt."
>Sadly, you don't recognize the brand or flavor.
>Pony wine is weird to you.
>Shining taps a gulp before breathing out deeply.
>Goldie crinkles her nose from the alcoholic smell.
>"Well, this dungeon is getting tough. We're only a fourth of the way up."
"Almost like it was designed for us to lose eventually."
>Dot Matrix spins a d4 on the table as she weighs in.
>"I mean if I was an evil enchantress I would make my tower impossible too."
>Floor Bored taps her hooves together.
>She's looking at the spells she has.
>Shining told her to use the mind control spell on Anon.
>Just can't bring herself to do it.
>You know he told her to do it.
>He ain't that slick.
>"Taku, how do you feel about the two of us fly up the tower?"
>Taku hums at the question.
>"I dunno. We would be out in the open."
>You take a quick swig of your drink, and peak at the message.
>It's a picture.
>A box with a crude stick figure of you standing out of it.
>Think outside the box?
"Floor, you have fireball right?"
>"Yeah?"
"According to the rules you can shape the spell to do a different trick with some down shift in your magic role."
>"It burns a resource, but it is possible."
"All right girls, forget climbing the tower. We're going to bring it down."
>Dot waves her hooves in the air.
>"Explosives! In my O&O game?"
>Goldie chimes right back in.
>"More likely than you think."
>Look between the two giggling mares.
>Clearly an in joke.
"We're going to blow up the tower."
>Shining glares at you before standing up in his seat.
>"You're going to find that difficult to do, or safe."
"Goldie, tie off our rope off window. We're going back outside. Dot, you've been mapping out our progress. Load bearing pillars, can your game boy."
>"Dot Box."
"Whatever, Dot Box. Can you find them?"
>"I probably don't even need to do that. My character is smart enough to identify that."
>Right, this might able to work.

>>42556649
I made this NEET a long while back and just use her mostly for cute art, but QRD is:
>Grew up wanting to be an Astrologer because she wanted to be the one to prove there has to be more to the sun and the moon than just the two princesses since there are stars in the sky and other celestial bodies not controlled by them
>Flunked out of class and decided that she was a failure due to her not being a powerful enough unicorn to test her theories
>Became obsessed with ways to obtain more magical prowess
>Was never confident enough to post these theories anywhere without fear or being persecuted, so she writes them as Fictional stories instead and shares them with other NEETS
>Heard rumors of things such as the Alicorn Amulet and other artifact in hushed whispers from the other NEETs but never knew where to find any of them so she just read books
>Got extremely ballsy, lucky, and reckless one day
>Broke into canterlots forbidden books section and grabbed what she assumed was magic to make her better at being a unicorn
>Was actually magic that allows one to alter the form of herself and other ponies
Her original concept was that she was going to be evil, but I decided that its way cuter if she's got the knowledge of things like Tirek's magic to steal ponies power, and Starlights magic to steal ponies cutiemark, but shes too stupid and inept to make any use of it, so she just experiments with it on herself and sees what happens, shenanigans ensue with lots of accidental body modification and of course she bases many stories she writes on this concept to try and prove it could theoretically let anypony move stars, but she's far too nervous to actually go outside and do anything

>>42558732
Astronomer* although knowing ponies they probably would tie a lot of mystical thinking into the study of the heavens

>>42558437
Discuss the history of NEET pones, admire NEET mares

>>42558630
Great update

>>42559703
Share the noodles with her.

the pretty eyes of the hidden-eye'd mare

>>42555044
>you will never prank a neet by giving her a bootleg romhacked Pokemon cartridge and trick her into thinking creepypastas are real

>>42559928
He can't, anon. She's already stuffed.

>>42560749
CARLOS!

>>42560753
Could use a neet pone version of this.

>>42558732
I feel like her flanks would have a delightful give if you squeezed them

>>42561262
If I had it handy, I'd post that gif of the dog winking at the camera after a guy reaches over and squeezes its thigh.

>>42558630
>"Fine. You can repel down the tower with your rope. Did you forget that your entrance closed behind you?"
>Taku slowly floats her pegasus character down the tower with little flapping noises before stopping to address Shining.
>"Like you said, that trap was made to keep us inside. Easier to open from the outside."
>Shining mutters under his breath.
>"Should have trapped the windows."
"Too late and wouldn't had worked."
>He looks really red at the cheeks.
"All right mares, let's play a game of demolition."
>Goldie Mops tippy taps her hooves on the table with glee.
>"Right, so this tower is clearly a construct. Building type. You know what that means girls?"
>Her friends groan, much to the confusion to the two guys.
"So?"
>Floor Bored sips out of her little apple juice cup before answering.
>"Goldie is our GM most of the time. She likes big monsters."
>"BIG monsters! Roar, my beam breathe will roast the town."
>"Needless to say, we as a group are very familiar with the siege mechanics this system has."
"This game has siege rules?"
>It was Goldie's turn to sound frustrated.
>"Confused? That's because the rules to put it all together are splatter haphazardly across the book."
>At least, that's you think she said.
>Lisp is real strong.
>"Anyway, the Wizard's Tower is a spell that has a set structure. Rooms can be rearranged, but the basic structure is still there."
>Taku points to the tower drawn on the map.
>"Right here and here are known weak spots."
>Dot lazily sits back in her chair with a wide.
>"As you can imagine, you lose any chance of good loot if you destroy the tower. Hence why it isn't option numero uno."
"Well treasure isn't on the priorities of my desires. Stopping the wizard is."
>Pages can be heard flipping behind the GM screen.
>Armor must be trying to double check.
>Goldie stops intimating some kind of dragon for the moment.
>"Pages 55, 89, 199, 360-363, and I'd recommend looking at the Star Bear for a creature that has an ability to destroy large objects. Or!"
>She turns around to her saddlebags and pulls out a messy book with taps and notes sticking out of it.
>"My very own super duper monster attack book. I complied the rules that came out in the rules, the magazines, fan suggested homebrew, my superior suggested homebrew, adventure paths."
>Nodding along as she continues to explain to a increasingly frustrated Shining, you lean down to whisper to Floor.
"Ok, so I've been guessing at what your friend says this entire time. Does you actually understand her?"
>Floor rolls her eyes, before thinking a moment.
>Then proceeds to facehoof.
>"I didn't."
"You don't?"
>"No, I didn't. Until I became an alicorn, which I'll remind you, I didn't realize happened to me."
"Have you all been faking understanding her this whole time!?"
>"We understood her intent most of the time. Seemed to work for you."
"She's the GM!"
>"You have to understand, we only did giant monster fights with her. NPCs were made to scream and run."
>Bonkers.

Cuppa

>>42556649
Already posted her earlier in this thread, but posting her again with more info:
>Father owns a tiny tabletop store in Manehattan
>Win Condition, or just Connie, "works" there insofar as she lives upstairs and very occasionally helps out so she doesn't get kicked to the curb
>Mostly into tabletop wargames and RTS, but sometimes dabbles in RPGs or more casual board games
>Shameless meta-chaser, somehow manages to at least be bearable to lose to - total sore loser though
>Superb rules lawyer
I need to get more art of her at some point, and probably also get around to writing some kind of something to give her some more background and personality.

>>42560753
Also, ehl oh ehl

>>42562028
Would kidnap into my board game dungeon

>>42562028
She seems like a bratty rules lawyer that needs to be teased and softly bullied.

>>42559968
Very cute!

>>42562000
Much luv for comfy nerdy snek…

>>42562045
A terrible fate! Unless snacks are provided, then it might not be so bad.

>>42562046
She'll act like she hates it, but she loves the attention (especially if she can find some way to be right in the end)

I'm strongly considering updating her to have a set of braces too, give her a cute lisp.

>>42558732
I really really really like her mane, I want to feed her NEETslop and read her schizo rambles

>>42558732
Occluded Moon?

I NEED MORE CHANTILLY LACE

>>42562919
Cloudy Moon

>>42562028
>Playing sexy RPG
>"Roll to seduce me"
>Fuck up the roll
>She refuses to have sex until you pass the roll

>>42563554
>Somehow finds a way to minmax in the sex RPG
>Does not think to do this in real life and actually get a partner

>>42563685
>partner

>>42563713
Look, she can't afford to be picky about what kind of pony she gets with

>>42563685
>She did, in fact, minxmax the real life sex RGP
>...with the wrong meta
>100% of her skill points went into pussygrip

>>42563731
It's probably just a daki with anon on it. Or one of those creepy 'one arm giving you a hug' pillows for lonely women.

>>42563911
Hot.

>>42563875
To cheap for an actual daki, has just a printed out photo taped to a regular pillow

>>42563944
>too cheap for an actual daki and printed a picture

I'm almost certain there's a porn image of Floorb with that exact setup. (Anon's pic on a pillow.)

>>42563966
>>42563875
>>42563944

>>42561914
Good stuff

>>42564246
unfa

>>42564246
She keeps playing these games with Anon. Letting catch her in these situations. Like baiting a bull. Daring him to charge.

>>42564246
Not the one I was thinking of, which is actually NSFW. Always a pleasure to see Scraggleman's art, though.

>>42564246
“You could have the real thing if you took a bath and asked nicely.”

>>42564246
What caliber of bullet is this?

>>42564998
b-bigger than y-you!

>>42564998
.69 caliber

I tried, not hard

>>42564998
Kind of looks like Twilight's horn.

>>42561914
>Shining is gritting his teeth as Goldie excitedly and autistically expounds upon poorly defined rules.
>"And if we want to do kaiju on kaiju battles the size rules help explain how easily play it."
>"Enough. Sit down. Put your book away. Now!"
>Shining stands up in the chair snorting mad trying to wrangle his players and plans together.
>A loud rip is heard as his robes fall off his body.
>"What the!? Now this happens as well? Of all the dumbest nonsense."
>As the stallion is venting at his destroyed clothes you look at the mares.
>Ears pointed straight, eyes focused, nostrils flared mouths agape.
>They're all looking at the stallion now unclothed.
>Right, he still a 10/10 for ponies.
>Dude is snorting and huffing right now.
>That wasn't an accident.
>Look up the stairs were Neet MILF is probably listening very closely.
>Her hooves are very deft, it is honestly scary.
>So very glad she isn't that power against you.
>This might be your opening.
>Think outside the box right?
>Floor is supposed to have her way with you.
>Time to make the prince consort the target.
"Been a while Shining. Still work out."
>He looks at you with a confused twitch.
>"What? Ok, shut up. What's this plan about blowing up the tower?"
>Goldie mumbles under her breath.
>"I already explained it. Didn't you hear me?"
>Aw man, she sounds like this happens to her a lot.
>Floor recovers first and speaks up.
>"Like Goldie said, Wizard's Tower has certain weaknesses that we can exploit. Here on this section is the worst one. Which is why later published adventures didn't give players easy access to basements."
>Dot Matrix bluntly laughed.
>"Guess you weren't around when that strategy became more commonplace."
>Taku seems more excited as well.
>"Right so, we alchemically mix the fireball spell into alchemy vial. One pony opens the trap door and stays there so they can reopen it."
>Floor nods along and continues the plan of attack.
>"I'll down shift my spell casting to make it stronger the longer I wait to trigger it. Dot, shape the explosion to go all into the load baring fixture. Don't want to auto-fail the spell by adding more additions to it."
"I guess I'll be a cheerleader on the side."
>"I didn't say you would succeed."
>Shining Armor horsily snorts his objections.
>"The wizard made a more powerful version of the Wizard's Tower to avoid this kind of problem."
>That's when the yelling starts.
>Oh boy GM vs players fighting.
>"More powerful!? Shining Armor are you listening to yourself? It doesn't work like that."
>"It does when I say so."
>Taku's turn to slam her hooves down.
>"All right then. Explain how it is more powerful. Adding more supporting pillars doesn't change the outcome. We'd bring more explosives."
>Shining pulls himself to full height over his GM screen.
>"Magic. The pillars are magic, impossible to destroy."
>Dot laughs even hard at that.
>"Shining, the wizard would be rolling in dough if she could do that."

>>42565711
>>When the DM starts making bs up to railroad.

Loving how the stories going so far! And damn would be fun rolling dice with the neets.

>>42565711
>Something weird is going on here.
>These nerds are standing up to Shining Armor.
>No hesitation.
>Bold.
>It's very unusual.
>Floor had a heart attack at the thought of meeting you in her room.
>Now she's having a shouting match with the former captain of Equestria.
>Reevaluating what you've noticed.
>Shining is flushed with energy and red with frustration.
>Actually odd that he's loosing his cool.
>The mares are all animated.
>Look at the now empty wine he drank.
>Did the Neet MILF spike it with something weird?
>That trick was tried on you once.
>"Nothing in Canterlot has magic stones like that Shining. This mare would be rolling in dough if she could make the only spell that made invincible infrastructure. Forget mind control, she'd be the most in demand mare in the world. Everypony would meet her price."
>Shining throws is hooves in the air.
>"Fine! You can blow up the tower. There, are you all happy?"
>The players whinny in their victory.
>Armor looks at you pointedly.
>It was your idea after all.
>"The tower creaks and crumbles with terrifying force. The ground upends with rapid erosion beneath your hooves and none of you can remain standing."
>Share a look between your fellow players.
>"Dust chokes your breathing, vision is watery, your thoughts think it is the end of the world. Yet it doesn't. Eventually peace returns and the dust settles."
"So what do we see when we look around."
>"The tower has indeed collapsed."
>Right, he's not going to concede.
"So we win?"
>"As your character asks that a powerful laugh is heard. All of you look up to see a mare slowly descend surrounding by a magic energy shield. 'Foolish ponies, you tried to take the easy way out. For that, I'll make you squirm. I am too Great and Powerful for any of you.' Anon, she hits you with a spell."
>Wonder if objecting is going to do anything.
"Do I get a role to resist?"
>"Anon your character tries, but it's useless. She is more powerful than you."
>"We go to attack her!"
>Dot, Taku, and Goldie shout out quickly.
>Dices are rolled.
>Floor doesn't, she's looking at you nervously.
>"The attacks bounce off the shield. The human starts to take off his clothes. His smell is strangely amplified."
"Not as much as a hot-blooded stallion. Don't even have to undress them."
>Shining is taken aback from your counter.
>"All of you look at Anon and see his unique psychology."
"Not as appealing as a chiselled stallion."
>Princess Floor Bored is looking between the two of you as you go back and forth.
>Are you really going to do vocal erotica for a group of sexless neets to save your ass?
>Yeah.
>They'll probably get to hot under the collar before they all run in embarrassment.
>"Bipedal body makes his rump more accented."
"Too lean and frail compared to a manly stallion who could carry you."
>Shining looks down at your junk.
>Right, he's never actually seen you naked.
>Despite the attempts from his wife and daughter.
"Also the stallion has the perfect package for a mare."

>>42565952
Countdown to the NEETs losing it and raping Anon and Shining in 10...

>>42563911
You had me at NEET changeling, fund it

>>42563405
So fucking true I love this chubby little mare so much

>>42566611
>She's not THAT fat
>All the other changelings are just jealous of her endless source of love so they call her fat to ruin her self esteem

>>42515815
Spoiler
Does “Helen” also kill herself at the end? She seems to be at the beach but then it shows a splash at the bottom of a cliff

>>42566830
Chubby Bug.

>>42565952
>Shining Armor snorts as we stares you down from his GM screen.
>"The powerful wizard mare disintegrates the human's clothes and puppets him. Floor, he grabs you and kisses you deeply. His hot breath mixes with your own."
>Still role-playing huh.
"Floor your blurry eyes reveal that the human was an unicorn stallion this entire time. A disguise spell. Stunning white and cool blue. He nips at your ears as he whispers how much he wants you to take him."
>At this point the mares are just staring at you two talking nonsense.
>Armor growls in response.
>"What nonsense are you talking about, Anon? I'm the GM remember."
"Floor, take the stallion. He wants it, and if he doesn't. YOU can take him princess."
>"You can't be serious. Floor, this whole charade was so you can finally do something with Anon. Bucking lazy neet. Fine. He's here. Do it."
"Screw that. Shining Armor would be a such a better lay. Dude is a DILF. You know how Flurry likes to talk how this oblivious oaf has the eyes of every mare he walks past. The untouchable consort prince, but not for you right here, right now."
>"What!? That's the idiotic angle you were gunning for this entire time?! Of all the inane foalish tantrums."
>He slaps aside the GM screen with his hoof and grabs you with magic.
>Resist as much as you can from being dragged.
>"Floor. Do something now. No more wasting time."
"Floor. For all neets everywhere, take the fucking jock that looked down on all of you."
>Both of you are yelling.
>Floor is gripping her head, looking down at the floor.
>Her horn is glowing.
>For the first time, it is glowing.
>"Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!!!"
>Her mane is going wild as she jerks straight up at you two.
>Eyes are filled with madness and swirl with mental confusion.
>She grabs you and throw you across the room straight into a pile of boxes.
>Floor turns to Shining and magically grabs him and pulls him onto the table.
>Shining is wide-eyed with shock.
>Only for a moment.
>"You idiot."
>The magical aura around Armor breaks quickly and in turn he starts to push back.
>"Typical. Just typical. Floor, you're horn is small enough to fit on filly's head. In what reality did you think that would work?"
>Floor is sweating hard as she realized just how screwed she was.
>Towering over her on the table, his horn overshadows her.
>"Get him!"
>Dot is the first to yell out.
>Taku yelps as she scrambles up and grab a leg.
>Goldie launches herself on Shining's back and starts to pull on his mane.
>"Don't you dare look down on our friend. And you're a bad GM."
>Dot is slower, trying to drag her chunky body, but she wraps herself around the stallion's neck.
>All together they start to pull him down.
>Only for a moment.
>They all squeal in surprise as he bodily rises.
>A quick hoof, a flip, and bite.
>All it took and they were thrown down.
>"Flabby, slow, dull, all of you. I was literally the captain of Equestria. Top shape, in body, mind, and magic. Did any of you think you had a chance?"

>>42568656
Yeah that’s pretty accurate

>>42568656
>This is it, you can run right now and get away.
>Just like every other time.
>"I am a bucking Sparkle. Four of you have no hope to ever measure up."
>He's pinned three of them to the table beneath his deft hooves.
>Taku, Dot, and Goldie struggle under his physical fitness.
>Floor Bored is quickly losing the magical struggle.
>Tears are breaking on the corner of her eyes.
>Quickly, you spring up and dart towards the stairs.
>Shining doesn't even notice, you're too quiet over all the noise.
>Look back.
>Eyes meet with Floor.
>She only has a few moments.
>There is no chance for this hopeless helpless mare.
>...
>Damn it.
>With as much idiot luck you can muster, you spring back towards the table.
>Goldie sees you coming first.
>"Anon! Run!"
>Shining glances behind and sees you.
>Wish a smirk he lets up on Floor Bored and gets ready to counter whatever nonsense you have planned.
>A punch, kick, tackle?
>He's seen your games and nothing you can do will surprise him.
>Except for fingers up both nostrils.
>Gross, so gross.
>Nimbly you twirl your fingers in his nose until you find what you're looking for.
>Stallion pushes you away.
>"What the tartarus, Anon!? Do you always have to do weird manure?"
>Rubbing his nose, he looks up at you.
>He stops cold as ice.
>Twirling in your mucus covered fingers are little filter tablets.
"Princess Neet is also known for her aromatic neet smell. Something you've not had to deal with in many decades, you ass. Unlike the rest of us. I knew you couldn't handle it. Something Cadance whipped up for you, eh?"
>Blue is creeping up his face as he tries to not breathe.
>That's when the neets all strike.
>Like an oozing force from the deep they all rise to his exposed underbelly.
>Dot Matrix nibbles at his neck with her buck teeth.
>Taku starts to lick his abs.
>Goldie, Goldie goes for the gold.
>Straight into his ball sack like a pair of goggles and breathes in deeply.
>All of this at once makes the stallion gasp with shock.
>Blue is quickly replaced by green as the neet smell overwhelms him.
>Floor is the Neet Princess.
>Dirty, smelly, and most importantly horny.
>Very horny.
>For the first time in her life, she takes initiative.
>Floor kisses Shining Armor like a french slut.
>Smell is only going to get worse for you prince.
>Have fun.
>With that, you take your escape.
>Bolt up the stairs and through the door.
>Stumble over the MILF Neet.
>Watching the whole time like a creep.
>Guess some neet habits never change.
>Floor Tile looks up at you with the bottle that she had poured out earlier.
>Crystal Empire brand with Cadance's mug slapped on it.
>'Spice up your sex life with this alcoholic aphrodisiac.'
"Oh the irony."
>Tile doesn't even respond.
>Bitter tears of regret and finally victory start to pour down her face.
>Whatever story or life she lived, ain't your concern.
>Done being a pawn for a MILF.
>Time to get out.
>Bolt for the front door.
>Clumsily unbolt every lock, and escape into the bright sun.
>Freedom.

>>42568776
Good shit anon

dot sneaks into bed

>>42569757
I don’t think she’d have to sneak, she’s welcome anytime

>>42569757
mmmm doneet

captcha: DN000H

>>42568776
Is this the last part? Also the ponepaste hasn’t been updated

>>42569757
CHUBBY NEET WIFE NOW
RIGHT NOW IN REAL LIFE

>>42570155
No it isn’t. Also on the road and like an idiot don’t remember my ponepaste password on my laptop.

>>42558732
I really really like her (greasy) mane

>>42559703
Jesus Christ, you look really similar to me. The long brown hair and glasses especially.

>>42570187
Ok I will continue to lurk this thread writegod

Did anyone take pictures during the neet party? I'd love to see them and have them as a part of my keepsakes

Neetpartybros I tried some really weird chips while I was there and I can't fucking remember what they were and they tasted so good.