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Anonymous No.42476837 >>42476851 >>42476869 >>42476900 >>42476904 >>42477561 >>42478120 >>42479569 >>42480083 >>42480098 >>42481143 >>42481155
How would you cheer Pinkie up?
Anonymous No.42476851 >>42476862 >>42476997 >>42478127 >>42479660
>>42476837 (OP)
WHATS THIS?! A sad scene of a young girl suffering from depression woefully devoid of bees!? My briefcase full of BEES should put a stop to that!
Anonymous No.42476862 >>42477505
>>42476851
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE BEES
Anonymous No.42476866
>>>/trash/
Anonymous No.42476869 >>42476881
>>42476837 (OP)
I wouldn't because she's hotter that way. I would manipulate her to be sad all the time but hyperdependent to me, convincing that she's only whole by my side and disregarding not only her friends but her family
Anonymous No.42476878
Welp, I hate this thread already.
Anonymous No.42476881 >>42476895
>>42476869
You're a bad person.
Anonymous No.42476895 >>42476949
>>42476881
No shit, nigger.
Anonymous No.42476896
Probably get her some shoes or at least socks
Anonymous No.42476900
>>42476837 (OP)
with lots of hugs
Anonymous No.42476904
>>42476837 (OP)
Cum on her feet.
Anonymous No.42476949
>>42476895
That’s not nice to say.
Anonymous No.42476997
>>42476851
hey anon. i would like to formally thank you for this reply. this is one of the funniest things i have read in a while. have a good one bro
Anonymous No.42477505
>>42476862
classic
Anonymous No.42477561 >>42478043
>>42476837 (OP)
Give her some human cock
Anonymous No.42478043
>>42477561
Anonymous No.42478120
>>42476837 (OP)
sadness isn't a problem that needs to be fixed, it's a normal and necessary human emotion.
as much as I'd love to hug and tickle her until she's happy again, those solutions may be temporary, and only serve to distract from the root of whatever's causing her sadness
the best thing I can do is offer listen if she's willing to talk, and to be there for her so she doesn't have to be sad by herself
Anonymous No.42478127
With my throbbing cawc-- >>42476851
ah never mind. The bee guy got here before me...rats!
Anonymous No.42478302 >>42478579 >>42479541
Cheese.
Anonymous No.42478579 >>42478956
>>42478302
bump
Anonymous No.42478956 >>42478971 >>42479541
>>42478579
Cheese gave her a bump? Well congrats, I'm glad they're expecting now, gosh
Anonymous No.42478971 >>42478973
>>42478956
they have a life outside of you, sorry
Anonymous No.42478973 >>42479541
>>42478971
That's what I just said, they're bringing a new life into the world.
Anonymous No.42479535 >>42479540
kek. up
Anonymous No.42479540
>>42479535
Raise a glass to the happy couple, indeed.
Anonymous No.42479541 >>42479579
>>42478302
>>42478956
>>42478973
cuckposting btw
Anonymous No.42479569
>>42476837 (OP)
suck her toes and cum in her hair (armpit hair)
Anonymous No.42479579
>>42479541
>Waaaah
Lol.
Anonymous No.42479660
>>42476851
fpbp
Anonymous No.42480083
>>42476837 (OP)
I LIKE WHEN HER HAIR IS LIKE THIS
Anonymous No.42480098
>>42476837 (OP)
Give her a big warm hug.
Anonymous No.42481143
>>42476837 (OP)
Im sorry.
I can’t draw water from a dry well.
Anonymous No.42481155 >>42481176
>>42476837 (OP)
I saw in a book that giving a woman cheese delights her.
Anonymous No.42481176 >>42481185
>>42481155
'saw' and not 'read'
that's a very important distinction here
Anonymous No.42481185
>>42481176
>*Has a life, not has life
Shitpost slower.