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Something in Flawless stirred, something that maybe liked bad smells. Her heart fluttered, "N-not for a stupid clown."
"What about for the Great and Powerful Arinos?" The bastard clown asked, smiling. His back arched pressing his flanks down against her belly, skirt scraping against her legs, bells jingling.
"TH-" Flawless opened her mouth, indignation rising in her throat.
Arinos pecked against her lips. Pink lipstick, identical to his coat color smeared against her.
Her voice caught in her throat. Fire roiled, hit water, and came out as a rather pathetic squeak.
"You're really pretty when you're angry, you remind me of my dad's Boyfriend." Arinos beamed.
"You are-- the most frustrating thing conceived in this blasted world, if I could kill you I would."
"Just like Care Package! Dad is gonna be so happy to meet you!" The clown happily squealed and squeezed her neck.
"What do you mean?" The mare was baffled.
"Aren't you my marefriend now?"
"Wh-what?"
"Oh! Coltfriend, sorry."
"What?!"
"We held hooves, and you love me, so we gotta be coltfriends."
"That's not how that works, you bone-brained clown." Flawless pressed her hooves into either side of Arino's bodice and shook him.
"Oh, if you wanna be the colt and me be the mare that's all okay too." Arinos smiled. Arinos laughed.
"I would never spend my life with a creature so disgusting as to--" Flawless squeaked as she was yanked around, rolled over. Arinos' impressive weight was off of her and she was suddenly on him.
"I don't mind, I think I like being on the bottom more anyway. Gosh, I have so much to discover. It's all so new even though I've felt like I've done it before. Do ya get what I mean?"
Flawless's front hooves rested on Arinos's chest as she sat straddled atop him. Her face burned. She might be the only pony in the whole of creation who did get what he meant, "You d-don't have to make it sound so pathetic."
"Look who's telling the unfunny jokes now." Arinos placed a forehoof against the mare's side to hold her steady as he used his other to guide one of her own hooves towards his heart, "We aren't pathetic, not at all."