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Anonymous No.42477697 [Report] >>42477963 >>42482765 >>42493027 >>42494178
Kirin Thread
Kirins With Bows Edition
Anonymous No.42477757 [Report]
Anonymous No.42477816 [Report] >>42480009
Anonymous No.42477829 [Report] >>42477860 >>42477864 >>42477885 >>42477965 >>42477966 >>42478031 >>42481786 >>42489882
The fact Kirin males have small muzzles and soft features implies these traits were sexually selected for. It's not clear where Kirin came from, but it's an extremely safe guess that whatever came before Kirin had the "males are taller and tougher" setup that the vast majority of mammals and animals in general have.

But Kirin males are soft-looking. Not any taller. Meeker in temperament. This would NOT evolve unless being girly-looking was an advantage for male Kirin. The Kirin species would not just spontaneously lose masculine males for no good reason. The ONLY plausible way you would get from typical macho males to softboi males that are so common literally the entire male population of the Kirin species is soft-featured......is if female Kirin sexually selected for this, on purpose. At some point in their evolutionary history, female Kirin would look to their left, see a handsome manly boi, look to their right and see a cuter soft boy, and the females would all need to consistently select demure males such that those genes became widely propogated.

TLDR: Kirin girls are biologically wired to prefer twinks and submissive males. Presumably, there is some direct reason (or several) as to why they have this preference, for it to be wired in them. but i gotta go to bed so I'll leave that to you to figure out.
Anonymous No.42477860 [Report]
>>42477829

dnr faggot
Anonymous No.42477864 [Report]
>>42477829
I want to fuck a femcolt kirin
Anonymous No.42477885 [Report] >>42477891
>>42477829
Interesting. Is that why there's literally just 3 of them in the village?
Anonymous No.42477891 [Report]
>>42477885
there's at least 5.
Anonymous No.42477958 [Report] >>42492980
Kirin males make me feel funny in my loins. And I'm not even remotely gay.....
Anonymous No.42477963 [Report]
>>42477697 (OP)
I want to >rape her and get my cock cooked
Anonymous No.42477965 [Report] >>42478031
>>42477829
This assumes that the theory of evolution applies in Equestria in the first place. Perhaps, instead, the magical forces that made kirin this way are just as fruity as you are.
Anonymous No.42477966 [Report] >>42478034 >>42481786
>>42477829
It's more that since they're active magic users the physical strength became completely irrelevant in the field of "who has better magic" and thus all the sexual differences became just "kirin boy has bepis, kirin girl has pussy". Troons, kill yourselves.
Unicorns would go the same way have they been isolated from the other two tribes for a longer time.
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Anonymous No.42478031 [Report]
>>42477829
>>42477965
Fuck, I lost the post i was making, I'll redo it in less detail i guess.

There's a couple reasons why human women are WAY less strong than men, despite the vast majority of males and females in most species having negligable or non-existent differences in strength. But one of those reasons, unfortunately, is clearly because it makes it easier for men to rape women. I'm not cool with it or justifying it, I'm just saying biologically it is clearly the case that physically weak women are going to get pregnant more often than a woman who's just as strong as a man and can therefore fight him off. So that's a big reason why women are less strong, because being stronger would actually be disadvantageous for getting pregnant. Weaker women have more offspring so those genes spread. (This doesn't really happen in most other animals cuz human women raise their offspring for decades, so they need to stay at home anyway most of the time anyway, so being physically weaker doesn't really impede their survivability like it would most other animals)

Okay so Kirin. Strength is fucking completely irrelevant, because they're telekinetic. The telekinesis essentially replaces strength as the big important thing that helps you survive and compete. But it's non-physical, it is a mental and meta-physical extension of your body/senses. So there's no innate PHYSICAL reason why one Kirin sex would be telekinetically stronger than the opposite sex.......... UNLESS of course there is a direct reason why being telekinetically weaker than the opposite sex is actually an ADVANTAGE for producing offspring (because it makes it easier for the opposite sex to rape you, so you have more kids). Then, weak telekinesis genes would spread for one of the sexes.

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Anonymous No.42478034 [Report] >>42478066 >>42478238 >>42480236 >>42482077 >>42487411
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BUT HERE'S THE KICKER. You would expect me to say that female Kirin should be telekinetically weaker in that case, because a male can knock up 50 women a day and a female can only knock up herself. HOWEVER. A little-known fact about equines is that they can self-abort by choice. A mare can terminate a pregnancy early whenever she deems it too risky for the foal's survival, or for whatever other reason. We can reasonably expect Kirin can also do this, seeing as they are obviously closely related to Ponies in some manner.

You know what this means?? Stallion-on-mare rape doesn't work in this world, not for getting pregnant. In real horses the mare will sometimes accept it cuz they're dumb animals and they don't care. But Ponies are intelligent, enough to know that the stallion who just raped you obviously isn't gonna help take care of the foal, and will be nothing but terrible for you. They raise children for 20 years like humans do so it's greatly preferred if the dad can stay and support the foal. (And also Ponies have pesky morals since they're sapient.) So in 99.99% of cases the mare will simply abort the rape baby, it does not advantage her or the child to keep it. Stallion rape thus wouldn't happen very often in Equestria, because you are putting yourself in HUGE risk that the community is gonna fucking heavily retaliate against you and outcast you, and there's NO biological benefit because the mare will just terminate the pregnancy, and your genes won't pass on to the next generation. Any stallions who are rape-prone will be very unlikely to pass on their genes, it's way too much risk for no biological pay off.

WHICH THEN THEREFORE MEANS that stallions can't really force mares to have foals.......but mares CAN force stallions to impregnate them. (Especially Unicorns and Kirin, again cuz telekinesis means they can overpower the opposite sex without physical strength.) THEREFORE I suggest that in fact, male Kirin would have weaker telekinesis than female Kirin, because this enables females to rape them more easily and thus spread their genes more often. If Mother Nature is feeling a little bit more clever than that, she can make it so that male Kirin aren't ordinarily weaker telekinetically, but when the female Kirin is in HEAT, then something changes which enables the female Kirin to overpower the males if needed. It makes biological sense. If male Kirin can't successfully rape offspring into existence, then evolution would push the females to do it because they have the open opportunity for it. So that's why male Kirin would be easily overpowered and at the mercy of female Kirin.

>>42477966
Rent free, cope & seethe at your own inadequacy
Anonymous No.42478038 [Report] >>42478076 >>42481532
Foalmaking sex with the Kirin.
Anonymous No.42478060 [Report] >>42478061 >>42492960
Anonymous No.42478061 [Report]
>>42478060
In public? Scandalous.
Anonymous No.42478062 [Report]
Reminder: this is what Kirin girls are like when they go into heat.

It's rough for Kirin boys out there. Stay safe. Carry a fire extinguisher.
Anonymous No.42478066 [Report]
>>42478034
>makes a wall of text agreeing with my point but adding his maredom fetish to the mix
>hurr durr seethe
You? Retard.
Anonymous No.42478076 [Report]
>>42478038
Autumn Blaze would be a fun mom. She'd just want to keep having more kids to spoil and play with (all mine btw).
Anonymous No.42478156 [Report] >>42479051
Anonymous No.42478238 [Report]
>>42478034
That's so fricking hot.
Can you imagine a kirin mare in heat.
Anonymous No.42478249 [Report] >>42480888
The kirin likes you.
Anonymous No.42478838 [Report] >>42479183
Anonymous No.42479051 [Report] >>42479060
>>42478156
Girlfriends
Anonymous No.42479060 [Report] >>42479080
>>42479051
>the "inclusive" flag
So which one of them has the girldick?
Anonymous No.42479080 [Report]
>>42479060
The Kirin, naturally.
Anonymous No.42479183 [Report]
>>42478838
Sounds of Silence if made in 1988 instead.
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Anonymous No.42480009 [Report]
>>42477816
The kirin walks alone?
Anonymous No.42480204 [Report] >>42480894 >>42482415
Or the sexual dimorphism just isn't that pronounced? I can't look at a dog on the other side of the park and tell you if it's a dude or a chick either.

Mare abortion is a meme. Female women can "self-abort" too if you starve them.

I mean, you do you, but I really don't think it is necessary to come up with some crazy headcanon to explain why male kirin are evolutionary designed to be feminine twinks and female kirin are nymphomaniac rapists. Kirins could just be cute and they could like to have sex like everyone else, you know? I feel like you're doing my boys dirty.
Anonymous No.42480236 [Report]
>>42478034
I want to >rape a femcolt kirin
Anonymous No.42480845 [Report]
The kirin wants to play.
Anonymous No.42480879 [Report] >>42481676
How do we feel about Kirin horn colors other than red?
Anonymous No.42480888 [Report]
>>42478249
>Anons only want one thing
Anonymous No.42480894 [Report]
>>42480204
kirins honestly have more pronounced sexual dimorphism than real world equines. it just isn't the same sexual dimorphism as ponies.
Anonymous No.42481532 [Report]
>>42478038
Unf Tummy plap plap!
Anonymous No.42481676 [Report] >>42481986
>>42480879
Would've been cool to have different elemental types of kirin. There horn colors would indicate what kind of element they have. Red=fire, blue=ice ,yellow=electric, etc.
Anonymous No.42481786 [Report]
>>42477829
>>42477966
In a mostly female society it would not be surprising if male fashion was muck the same as female fashion so the males would be expected to live up to the same beauty standards.
Anonymous No.42481862 [Report]
Considering that females seem to outnumber males in Pony society, It could be that there are actually just a lot of feminine males in Pony society and that Kirin are actually no different in this regards.
Anonymous No.42481986 [Report]
>>42481676
And to keep with the Asian theme they should all be racist against each other.
Anonymous No.42482077 [Report]
>>42478034
>equines is that they can self-abort by choice. A mare can terminate a pregnancy early
why is life so brutal anons :<
Anonymous No.42482415 [Report] >>42482532
>>42480204
>female kirin are nymphomaniac rapists.
God I wish I was a male kirin.
Anonymous No.42482532 [Report]
>>42482415
Kirin are only nymphomaniacs when they're Nirik.
Anonymous No.42482765 [Report]
>>42477697 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/DnJKeDnZiKg
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Anonymous No.42484448 [Report]
kirins,
stop dying
- Anonymous
Anonymous No.42485050 [Report] >>42485110
Is it 100% consistent that

>males have <> horns
>females have >> horns

Or did we later find out that some of them break this rule? It SEEMED extremely consistent......
Anonymous No.42485110 [Report]
>>42485050
The only "official" statement on the matter we have is that the only difference is their eyelashes
Anonymous No.42485251 [Report] >>42487111
Every day of my life I am forever grateful that they did not have enough time to make male Kirin look like stallions. Absolutely the best case scenario and makes me like Kirin 10x more.

Not gay btw. Just kirin-curious.
Anonymous No.42485351 [Report]
Fact #1: Kirins most likely have abnormally high internal body temperatures, since Kirin all have magical fire abilities and fire elementals always have high body heat in cartoons.

Fact #2: The reason mammalian testicals hang outside the body is because sperm begin to die if they get too hot. High body heat = kills sperm.

Conclusion: To counteract their own body heat, Kirin males all have very prominent, bodacious, and colossally large testicals. The Kirin will produce large volumes of genetic material when orgasming. This is all necessary to ensure enough sperm survives to fertilize their dames.
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Anonymous No.42486249 [Report]
Anonymous No.42487111 [Report]
>>42485251
They do make for some cute little critters.
Anonymous No.42487411 [Report]
>>42478034
Sperm are cheap while eggs and womb time are expensive, which means females want the most fit males, while males want as many females as possible. Why would Kirin males not just fuck any female that wanted them?
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Anonymous No.42488635 [Report] >>42490858
Anonymous No.42488641 [Report] >>42490855 >>42492934
What's her fucking PROBLEM
Anonymous No.42489866 [Report] >>42490412
Anonymous No.42489882 [Report]
>>42477829
>male kirin are all femboys
>female kirin only fuck femboys
Kiringods...I kneel
Anonymous No.42490412 [Report] >>42491042
>>42489866
The one on the bottom is male. He's just really pretty
Anonymous No.42490855 [Report]
>>42488641
She's totally fine
Anonymous No.42490858 [Report]
>>42488635
Pinkirin
Anonymous No.42491042 [Report]
>>42490412
Those are obviously both female on account of the horn pattern, but I’d be fine with it either way desu.
Anonymous No.42491497 [Report]
kirin beer belli erotic
Anonymous No.42491746 [Report] >>42492385
The kirin likes cocktails
Anonymous No.42492385 [Report]
>>42491746
Which one's her favourite?
The one with the highest ABV?
Anonymous No.42492921 [Report] >>42492938 >>42494250
Is Autumn lesbian or bi?
Anonymous No.42492934 [Report]
>>42488641
She has kirin autism
Anonymous No.42492938 [Report] >>42493053
>>42492921
The Kirin is for sexual.
Anonymous No.42492960 [Report]
>>42478060
me on the left
Anonymous No.42492980 [Report] >>42494220
>>42477958
What the hay am I doing here?
Anonymous No.42493027 [Report]
>>42477697 (OP)
Sorry. I don't have any pictures of Kirins with bows :(
Anonymous No.42493053 [Report] >>42493105 >>42494178
>>42492938
Close, but it's the Nirik who is for sexual.
Anonymous No.42493105 [Report] >>42493488
>>42493053
Angry nirik sex
Anonymous No.42493488 [Report] >>42494020
>>42493105
I think they can control the the lethality of their flames, so if they really wanna fuck you, they'll burn down everything except you. But it'll also hurt because they're just like that.
Anonymous No.42494020 [Report]
>>42493488
Oh what I wouldn't do to combust with my marefriend and have raging raw sex.
Anonymous No.42494178 [Report] >>42494242
>>42477697 (OP)
>>42493053
>rape
Anonymous No.42494220 [Report] >>42494429
>>42492980
BEING GAY NERD
GET ONTO VS YOU GAY NERD
Anonymous No.42494242 [Report] >>42494441
>>42494178
Yeah, raping me.
Anonymous No.42494250 [Report]
>>42492921
Bi, because she fucks human men.
Anonymous No.42494429 [Report]
>>42494220
Ffffuck okay, let me just finish my network nerd shit
Anonymous No.42494441 [Report]
>>42494242
unf