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Anonymous No.42478362 >>42478368 >>42478394 >>42478399 >>42479144 >>42479156 >>42479171 >>42480446
Now you know why Cheerilee asked you to be a guest in today’s school session.
Anonymous No.42478368
>>42478362 (OP)
I hope she doesn't think I'd fuck another human.
Anonymous No.42478374 >>42480200
humans making it into equestria, gaining political influence and making human-pony sex part of education sounds like something to make a green of
Anonymous No.42478394 >>42478416 >>42480557
>>42478362 (OP)
saar naked boobas are not allowed saar
Anonymous No.42478399 >>42479704 >>42479709
>>42478362 (OP)
>"Ms. Cheerilee, why is Mr. Anon all tied up?"
>"And what's that ball doing in his mouth?"
>"Why are you on top of him? What are you doing?"
>"Why are you both screaming?"
Anonymous No.42478416 >>42478453
>>42478394
>bloody boobs! not on ma board, da damn job is in ruins!
Anonymous No.42478453
>>42478416
Gem
Anonymous No.42479144
>>42478362 (OP)
Unf Schmoopy plap plap!
Anonymous No.42479156
>>42478362 (OP)
same as any other mammal you stupid horse PLAP PLAP PLAP, DONE, MOVE ON
Anonymous No.42479171
>>42478362 (OP)
>β€œYes, yes, I’m aware of the stereotype that the nerd never gets girls.”
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Anonymous No.42479564 >>42479596
>You see class, humans make for better mates because they don't cheat on you unlike stupid fucking asshole SLUT WHORE stallions that will throw your heart in the gutter just to mount whatever has a pulse near them.
>Also Apple Bloom, you have detention. Forever.
Anonymous No.42479596 >>42479611
>>42479564
Why is Cheerilee getting books from the Damaged Goods Society?
Anonymous No.42479611 >>42479719
>>42479596
You didn't know? She's their leader.
Anonymous No.42479704
>>42478399
Looks like Silver needs a one on one demonstration
Anonymous No.42479709 >>42480181
>>42478399
>Cheerilee and Anon are such clueless virgins that they think that her sitting on his lap and them screaming at each other is sex.
Anonymous No.42479719
>>42479611
Grim.
Anonymous No.42480022
>Come now Mr. Human the students need a visual demonstration and you and I are the only duo capable of showing them. So take off those clothes and lets get to educating these bright young minds!
Anonymous No.42480181
>>42479709
That's just normal sex I don't get it
Anonymous No.42480200
>>42478374
It's not a universal thing, Cheerilee's just a weirdo.
Anonymous No.42480422 >>42480467
>rape
Anonymous No.42480446 >>42480448
>>42478362 (OP)
This is a blue board
Anonymous No.42480448
>>42480446
OK, Square.
Anonymous No.42480467 >>42480470 >>42480510
>>42480422
>rape Cheerilee
>She is raped
>A week later, receive a letter from her asking why you haven't talked to her since, and when you're gonna do it again
Anonymous No.42480470 >>42480551
>>42480467
Why is she like this
Anonymous No.42480473 >>42480654
Sex with Schmoopy.
Anonymous No.42480510 >>42480551
>>42480467
Holy shit, is she really this touch starved?
Anonymous No.42480543 >>42480701
She looks like she fucks human men.
Anonymous No.42480551 >>42480650
>>42480470
>>42480510
>"I-I thought it went well last time!"
Anonymous No.42480557
>>42478394
These aren't giant horse teats of milky variety so it's probably okay with janny
Anonymous No.42480650
>>42480551
Cutie. Would rape again.
Anonymous No.42480654 >>42480660
>>42480473
at first i thought she was using a crutch because i was fucking her too hard
Anonymous No.42480660 >>42480671
>>42480654
>Fuck Cheerilee
>She starts using a walker the next day
>Random ponies start chuckling and winking at you
Anonymous No.42480671
>>42480660
>fuck Cheerilee
>sex is awkward enough since you've never had it before, but sex with a quadruped is a-whole-nother animal
>not sure what to do with yourself or her
>wind up with her on her side, but your left knee is resting on her right rear hoof
>accidentally put a little too much pressure on your knee while you are clumsily fucking her sideways
>sex ends with an abrupt "OUCH!" and an ice pack
>next day Cheerilee is walking with a limp and the whole town is giving you sly winks
>you just feel really bad about hurting your little pony
>def not gonna tell them what happened tho
Anonymous No.42480701
>>42480543
True.