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Anonymous No.42478597 >>42478612 >>42479932
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Hello horse fags.........for the exchange of beautiful pony images, I, the cryptic magic faggot, will give you answers.
Anonymous No.42478603 >>42478609
Who is best pony?
Anonymous No.42478604 >>42478613
how do i get to equestria?
Anonymous No.42478609
>>42478603
I like Pinkie.
But the best pony is the one who resonated with you, the moment that everything fell into place. That pony who inspires feelings of timelessness, tranquility and softness of mind. The pony that clicks with you is the best pony.
And best pony will always produce best art.
The art you posted, is an example of this. The best pony is not the one that makes you perversely horny, but the one that sublimated your libido into pure love for life.
Anonymous No.42478611 >>42478622
A friend of mine got concerned when I started Waifu fagging. For context, he is a horsefucker too, a Trixiefren. He is concerned that I might end up like some actual schizo loser even though I have plans to not be there way. He says I should try talking to people again, but bad things tend to happen because of things I said that I thought didn't sound bad at the time, for example, that result in people disliking me and I have to put a fake face just so that these fake friends can like me. I don't feel that way with Ponk. I know she is just a fantasy, but I want someone like her so badly, someone who isn't judgemental and understand I don't mean harm and doesn't want to take advantage of me or use me for something.

What are you thoughts, oh cryptic magic fren?
Anonymous No.42478612 >>42478631
>>42478597 (OP)
Which came first? Ranch, or cool ranch?
Anonymous No.42478613
>>42478604
Meditate real good. The other guy did a panel about that forever ago. Once you get to the proper state you can fling your mind out there, its a neat experience.
Anonymous No.42478622 >>42478637
>>42478611
You have to open up your heart to the world to be able to survive. There are monsters out there, and there's pain. You can wind up hurting yourself and others when you really dont mean to. Life is a bit of a drag.
However, it is also absolutely pure!
Your friend cares about you and he sees that you're going a bit too into waifuism. You should listen to him, think about Pinkie. Would she want you to retreat inwards and focus only on her if she were a real being here and now?
She'd want you to go out and keep trying your best.
Far as the other thing, you can figure out how to sharpen your social skills. And youll find your people, you already found one- he's out there now trying to help you. Enjoy the flavor of life.
Anonymous No.42478631
>>42478612
Ranch (1950s)
But cool ranch is considered the first ranch flavored chip snack.
But the trick of it all is, the real question being asked! When did we start getting haunted by blithe corporate memes?
Anonymous No.42478637
>>42478622
You're right, Pinkie wouldn't want me to be a reclusive. Its just hard when people have caused me stress and pain. I guess Pinkie isn't always accepted or liked either. I just want the strength to keep going.

Keep the ponk.
Anonymous No.42479932
>>42478597 (OP)
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