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Anonymous No.42479286 >>42479299 >>42479324 >>42479328 >>42479392 >>42479423 >>42479432 >>42479438 >>42479445 >>42479608 >>42480099 >>42480121 >>42480297 >>42480303 >>42480549 >>42480552 >>42480558 >>42480684
do you work out for your mare?
Anonymous No.42479299
>>42479286 (OP)
im 500 lbs of pure American patriotism like how Woah Nelly is 500 lbs of pure Equestrian Patriotism. Fuck skinny niggas
Anonymous No.42479324 >>42479334 >>42479378
>>42479286 (OP)
I workout because people treat you better if you're in shape
Anonymous No.42479328
>>42479286 (OP)
Yeah I'm a totally closeted "/fit/izen retard too, dawg, +1
Anonymous No.42479334 >>42479336 >>42479370
>>42479324
have you noticed a difference? any specific things?
Anonymous No.42479336
>>42479334
They take longer to recoil when they see him and men have stopped calling him "ma'am".
Anonymous No.42479366
I work out sometimes but I'm still fat because I eat junk.
Anonymous No.42479370 >>42479374
>>42479334
idk, people are generally just nicer and show more respect to people who are in shape / physically attractive
Anonymous No.42479374 >>42479376
>>42479370
It's called the halo effect, numbnuts.
Anonymous No.42479376
>>42479374
Ok? cool ig
Anonymous No.42479378 >>42480129 >>42480137
>>42479324
this
i'm slightly /fit/ and not only people treat me better (and can't say i'm a neckbeard), but i also feel better about myself
i also know rainbow dash would be proud of me
Anonymous No.42479392
>>42479286 (OP)
Yeah. At the library.
Anonymous No.42479423
>>42479286 (OP)
i do my best and try to do more
Anonymous No.42479432
>>42479286 (OP)
I pump iron so t hat I can more sexily pump Luna.
Anonymous No.42479438 >>42479444
>>42479286 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.42479444 >>42479509
>>42479438
Anonymous No.42479445
>>42479286 (OP)
I pump iron so that I can more sexily pump Luna.
Anonymous No.42479509
>>42479444
checked
Anonymous No.42479608
>>42479286 (OP)
I workout my mouth muscles so that I can suck Twily’s 3 incher with maximum efficiency.
Anonymous No.42480099 >>42480110 >>42480684
>>42479286 (OP)
>yeah dude exercise will totally make you happy bro
>do it
>nothing changes
Biggest meme on the planet
Anonymous No.42480110 >>42480117 >>42480283 >>42480286
>>42480099
Just give up on attracting a female, and you'll be as happy as a clam :)
Anonymous No.42480117
>>42480110
I've never been interested in dating or romance. Humoring women seems like the biggest waste of time and effort. I'd rather do something I can pretend to enjoy.
Anonymous No.42480121
>>42479286 (OP)
I want to but I barely have motivation to get out of bed. I have to hype myself up to eat.
Anonymous No.42480129 >>42480137 >>42480143
>>42479378
Anonymous No.42480137 >>42480686
>>42479378
mold
>>42480129
gold
Anonymous No.42480143
>>42480129
>rawtszy
Anonymous No.42480283
>>42480110
Why do brainlets always think people only work out to impress 3DPDs?
Anonymous No.42480286
>>42480110
So, what you're saying is that we all need to take a visit to Redheart?
Anonymous No.42480297 >>42480450
>>42479286 (OP)
Anonymous No.42480303 >>42480309
>>42479286 (OP)
I only started workout again since I realized I was getting severely unfit.
Anonymous No.42480309
>>42480303
to workout*
I can't spell for shit.
Anonymous No.42480450
>>42480297
cringe
Anonymous No.42480549
>>42479286 (OP)
I'm trying to get in better shape for myself and for my waifu.
Anonymous No.42480552 >>42480553
>>42479286 (OP)
I work out so that I can rape my waifu. The stronger I grow, the less she can resist.
Anonymous No.42480553
>>42480552
Guessing this is you.
Anonymous No.42480558
>>42479286 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.42480684
>>42479286 (OP)
I do.
>>42480099
Suppose your mileage will vary, it worked in my case. Liftan and exercising made the people around me notice my effort and they started complimenting me for it. In turn it made me a lot more confident in myself and as a byproduct I stopped being shy and insecure.
Anonymous No.42480686
>>42480137
>Haha you will get turned into a girl and a pony, and then that stallion is going to rape you
>Why do people have such strong reaction against pony transformation...
Anonymous No.42480705
Im losing as much weight before mare fair because I dont want to be perceived as "that neckbeard" into ponies, but its only now dawning on me that its the least of my worries where Im going