Thread 42479457

>"Get OUT! Get OUT of Equestria, you savages!
>You can use this portal to return to your 'Earth,' but NEVER return!"

why cant i
>rape
the fillies?

>>42479457 (OP)
Jeez, alright, but you still owe us twenty bucks for the pizza.

>>42479457 (OP)
>Celestia banishes niggers and darkies
Based!

>>42479457 (OP)
B-b-but I didn't even get to suck twily's cute little marecock yet...

>>42479467
>Celestia banishes the majority of /mlp/

>>42479563
Where IS that darn French-ugandan to English translator I just had...

>>42479563
this desu

FUCKING HUMANS GET OFF MY BOARD
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42479457 (OP)
>Free nerds
Hey if you don't want them we call dibs.

>>42479457 (OP)
>rape

>>42479457 (OP)
What did they do Celly, And is there anything I can do to make it right?

>>42479457 (OP)
pretty mare pet pet

>>42480262
Yeah, you can start packing bags you're getting exiled.

>>42480274
>Anon can just immediately defuse any angry mare situation with scritches and pets

>>42479457 (OP)
I think I'll get with the changelings instead. And with all the love I feed them (all of them), you'll be overthrown by next SUNDAY!!!!!!

>>42480305
>Taking advantage of her just makes her even angrier once she recovers.
>She is penpals with Santa and puts you on the list.
>Now you're going back AND you get coal for christmas.

>>42480342
>...is what she says but the "damage" was done and soon she shows up at your doorstep and shyly asks for more petting and scratching
>once you add belly rubs, she's all yours

>>42479457 (OP)
Yea, you savages! You heard the Princess! No fuck off, the lot of ya!

>>42480274
>>42480305
cute

>>42479457 (OP)
Celestia, I bought that slice of cake, it was mine!

>>42481035
EVERYTHING THAT THE SUN TOUCHES IS HER PROPERTY!

>>42481045
How about I buy you a whole cake, is thast ok?

>>42480317
How much love are we talking about?

>>42479457 (OP)
It’s about fucking time.
LATER LOSERS!

>>42480932
MAKE A LANE THERE
MAKE A LANE THERE I SAID
CAM ON YOU BASTADS

>>42479563
Not to mention a lot of Greeks. What's up with so many fucking Greeks on this board during European hours?

>>42480928
You people truly are estrogen-filled browns. All you can think of is how to manipulate like a woman through affection and sexual gratification AGAINST A UNICORN. Do you even know what a celestial unicorn and pegasus is? Maybe you can fool Zeus with that shit, albeit he'd run circles around you, the guy is the God of whoring around.

>>42481094
thanks, ChatGPT. that was very insightful

>>42481097
>Human Intellectuals are now deemed artificial intelligence by gen-alphas who can't even capitalize and punctuate the start and end of their sentences.

>>42481094
>>42481103
Silence

>>42481187
I already receive a daily supply of headpats and hugs. Unlike you rednecks and urbanites I am not unloved. My parents come to me for hugs. My friends come to me. My girlfriend comes to me. Can you understand what it's like to feel naturally wanted?
SO ACTUALLY *headpats and hugs you instead* I own you now.

>Why are you even here Vogelchad?
The ponies ... the ponies ... not because I'm missing something in my life, but because they complement me.
BECAUSE THEY COMPLEMENT ME

>Nooo you must be a depressed King Haggard just like JUST LIKE ME
>You can't possibly be into unicorns and not be a faggot, not be a weirdo, not be an unloved wagecucking redneck urbanite LIKE ME.
>You must feel THE NEED for brohoofs YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT BROHOOFS. YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT ME YOU ARE LOST WITHOUT ME
LOST THE GAME Sigmaballs

>>42479457 (OP)
https://youtu.be/82mVRewz-sU?feature=shared

>>42481304
Scootertrix's G1 series actually feels like TeamFourStar or ... at least Naruto the abridged series for like 2-5 minutes.
Also the female voices are genuinely good unlike all the other nasal fat spED freaks in the fandom that sound escape from a mental asylum.

Oh yeah that's why I remember all MLP parodies still sucking ass back then. They're struggling to write funny lines for 20 whole minutes. I mean TeamFourStar really went to shit after the Freeza saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E1Bg27PSUw

>>42481058
really delicate ansd soft kissign and uh gentle fondling and umhugging and holding eachother tightly.

>>42479457 (OP)
Oh, we will be back.
Count on it.
>https://youtu.be/Qe7dRElZzZA

>>42480928
>Anonymous mumbled to himself, as a walking virgin loser meme.
It's too late, you shouldn't have tried to manipulate a god with your cheetodusted finggers.

>>42480299
Out of curiosity, why, what did I do to warrant such a fate? I want to know so I can be better.

>>42481716
jokes on you. she absolutely loves the spicy bite that my cheetodusted fingers provide when shlicking her horsegina. especially the habanero cheese flavour makes her moan extra loud and salivate all over my shoulder

>>42479457 (OP)
I told you not to let the jews in!

>>42481864
>"And so the barbarian shows his true face once again. One second you think you can pet me without asking and the next you think I'm your sex object"
>Your efforts to serenade your way out of exile with your shitty coomfics did not work,
Well you can share it with all the other exilees who are barred forever from returning.
Will you keep pushing your luck?

>>42482901
Pretty mare pet pet

>>42482901
i love when you play the unapproachable deity
*rub rub*
but deep down you're a little girl needing attention just like everypony else
*rub rub*
who's my little pony princess~?
*rub rub*

>>42479457 (OP)
woah, who is she banishing??

>>42483345
Humans. Every single one of them.
And not just the men- but the women, and the children-

>>42483397
they're like monkeys so she banished them like the monkeys

>>42483397
don't blame her.

>>42483397
would Darth Celestia just be Daybreaker

What if I have a nuke or two?

>>42483397
I dont care what anyone says, the new trilogy was good fun and it was Hayden Christensen that carried so many of those emotional scenes that make em so memorable.

>>42483625
This. For as much as it's memed on, that scene where he's telling Padme about how he slaughtered the entire village was incredibly delivered, and Hayden absolutely nailed the emotional conflict going on with Anakin.

>>42479457 (OP)
OOK OOK OOOK OOO AA AA OOOO SSSSSSS

>>42480274
>>42480928
this, pet the pretty princess

>>42479472
This anon got flayed alive by Celestia's magic

>>42479457 (OP)
No.

>>42479457 (OP)
>return to your 'Earth'
>NEVER return!
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in your sister.