Thread 42479716

> Be anon diver.
> Your super destroyer has sustained critical damage, and in an attempt to survive, you got into a drop pod.
> As you slowly get out of your pod, rather than seeing the warzone your destroyer was above, you're in the middle of a bright colorful forest.
> In the distance is a small town. It reminds you of the history you were taught about old earth.
> No matter. You shall bring democracy no matter what.

That diver is about to have a conniption when they realize Equestria is a monarchy.

Remember, any attempt at communication is a sign of a dangerous species trying to deceive you. Do not fall for it.

>>42479729
And remember the three Cs! Cover, courage, and more cover!

The mane six learning about SE:

>>42479816
Why is it so small!? Odd...

Who would win?
> An armed soldier who's a part of an elite task force.
> A bunch of small colorful horses.

>>42479716 (OP)
>Helldivers

each time I've asked "Fav pony"
of the three people that have actually responded they've all said
>"Applejack"

What is the meaning of this

> Be anon diver.
> Currently surrounded by small colorful horses. Each looking up at you with a mixture of curiosity and fear. Some have wings, some have horns, and have neither.
> Then one approaches you. It's purple, with both wings and a horn.
> "Hello! I am Twilight Sparkle, princess of friendship! Welcome to Equestria. You are?" The purple mare says.
> Ugh, a monarchy. You cringe in disgust.
> "I am a helldiver! Here to spread liberation, freedom, and managed democracy for super earth! And it seems this place is lacking in freedom and democracy!" You respond as you fire at the pony princess.
> Unfortunately for you, her horn glows, and a forcefield appears. Stopping the bullet.
> Before you could fire again, a lasso yoinks away your gun. And before you even get a chance to even turn and look at the source of the lasso, a blue blur slams into you. Knocking you out cold.

>>42480186
It means you must have sex with an apple.

>>42480186
A hardworking Helldiver wants nothing more than to get back home after saving the galaxy from tyranny and pet a nice farming mare.

>>42480191
and so the interrogation and subsequent assimilation begins..

>>42480207
It's okay, all Helldivers are equipped with a device that can free them from the tyranny of being held prisoner at any time. It's even remote activated so that they can be made free even if they've been brainwashed to not want to be free anymore.

>>42480003
friendship always wins

>>42480191
What do I always say? Teamwork makes the dream work.

>>42480212
>Our system thinks your post is spam
fuck you green website, I'm posting it anyway

>>42480255
pic rel of what I was meaning to attach after compressing to all shit and back

>>42480191
> Be anon diver, again.
> Currently tied up and without a helmet.
> The purple pony and 5 others surround you. Along with a creature made of a mish mash of different parts.
> They've been talking amongst themselves for the past hour. Mainly discussing what to do with you. According to the abomination of parts, who's apparently called Discord, you're from another dimension.
> "So what happens if we return them to their original world?" The princess asks Discord.
> "Well, they'll probably be either killed for treason, assuming this so called super earth thinks they're a deserter. Or sent back into war where they'll most likely die." The creature known as discord responds.
> "So they'll die no matter what.... And we can't have them running around Equestria, especially as they are now.... Especially since there no humans here.... Hmmm..." Twilight responds as she levitates over a book.
> As the alicorn reads, a smile creeps on her face. One which makes you afraid.
> "Girls, come look at this." The other five flock over to her. "Perhaps this is how we can deal with our strange new visitor problem, without sending them back to their death!" The others nod in agreement.
> "What in liberty are you going to do to me!?" You shout.
> "Oho, you'll see.~" The blue one taunts.
> Suddenly you're enveloped in a purplish pink aura as everything begins to shrink. You promptly pass out.

>>42480257
What a wonderful device. Good green lad.

>>42480207
Indeed. And there's nothing SE can do about it! (Mainly cause they're in a different dimension.)

Is this game still fun or did I miss out already?

>>42480267
> Be anon diver.
> Just now waking up, you feel an odd fuzzy sensation all over your skin. It's actually quite pleasant. But it's definitely concerning.
> The first thing you see is a black coated filly with blue eyes and a yellow mane staring at you. She appears to also have wings. Behind her are the six strange mares.
> "Looks like she's waking up." The yellow one says nervously. Her voice coming from behind you.
> Confused by this, you turn to see the six mares behind you, and realize you were looking at a mirror.
> Your mind slowly connects the dots as you look down at your body.
> They've turned you into one of them. This realization fills you with both anger and sadness.
> "You twisted tyrants! Just because you make me into one of you foul creatures, and a child at that, doesn't change the fact I'm a soldier of super earth at heart! I'll never submit to your undemocratic ways!" You shout as you hold back tears.
> Twilight just chuckles and pats your head. "Oh, I'm very confident you'll see things very differently very soon.~"
> You grumble. Trying to ignore how good it feels as this tyrant pats your head.

>>42480316
It is still fun. It just lost a lot players because Sony tried to make it required that you need a Sony account. This proceeded to get so much hate that they almost immediately backed up on it. But the damage was already done and the playerbase hasn't been nearly as big ever since.

>>42480340
Okay I was enjoying this, before anon was forcibly converted into a filly. I saw the flag and was worried and then thought it was nothing. Sigh

>>42480340
The next day.

> Be anon diver, former human, currently pegasus filly.
> Or free fall as they decided to name you.
> Currently you're eating breakfast with your captor, Twilight Sparkle, a dragon named Spike, and another mare known as Starlight Glimmer.
> You tried to refuse to eat. But all that resulted in was you being force fed.
> So now you're just sitting there, tummy full and quite grumpy.
> The purple princess picks you up with her magic and hugs you with her hooves. Much to your annoyance. Even if you do secretly find it quite comforting.
> "Aww, you're so adorable.~" The princess says as she trots over to the library in the castle. Laying down on a couch and cuddling you as she's read.
> You squirm and thrash in her hooves, but slowly you get tired and lethargic. Instinctively nuzzling into her chest fluff as you slowly fall asleep.

>>42480484
Ya lost me anon, sorry.
Can ya do an alt ending where anon Diver isn't the subject of TF?

>>42480750
Sure!
> Be anon diver.
> It has been a year since you ended up here.
> You tolerate the ponies.
> You personally find them a bit too friendly. And are disgusted by the fact they're a monarchy.
> But you neither have the gear nor man power to do anything about it.
> To make up for this, you've been building your own village. One where democracy reigns supreme.
> And while it's no super earth, you're starting to call your quaint little hamlet a home.

>>42480340
Ok I was curious and now I am enjoying this after anon was forcibly converted into a filly. I am very pleased.

>>42480484
> Wake up later.
> Twilight appears to be preening your wings.
> "Glad to see you're up! We're going to start flying practice soon." She says excitedly.
> Well that's one upside in this freedomless hellhole, you can fly.
> Stretching your wings, you follow her.
> "Now Free Fall, copy my movements." She says as she begins to slowly flap her wings.
> You easily copy her and proceed to take initiative. Managing to hover up on your own.
> Twilight seems impressed. "Good girl!~"
> You hate the fact a part of you enjoyed the praise.
> Slowly you glide down next to her.
> Sighing, you try to look on the bright side. At least you have a nice home, good food, and can fly.

>>42481426
Glad you like it!

>>42481463
Around a year later.
> Be Free Fall.
> You've grown used to being a colorful pony in a pastel land.
> You still do desire democracy and freedom though.
> Maybe when you're older you can start a town or something.
> But for now you must go to school and continue living this second childhood that has been forced upon you.

>>42481499
kino

>>42481504
Yo mother! (What's a kino?)

This sorta feels like the whole story was written because someone thought Free Fall would be a funny name for the Helldiver pony

>>42480413
sorry for saying this, even though i am not enjoying it, i am sure some are.

>>42482441
it means grand or cinematic. basically very excellent

I hope you wake up as a helldiver tomorrow op.