Thread 42480896

You reach Equestria and marry your waifu only to find out that she snores. Do you kill her to escape?

>>42480896 (OP)
and then OP wakes up noticing his mouth is deep sucking the anon's cock below after being smacked for snoring while giving a BJ

>>42480896 (OP)
wtf I love snoring now

>>42480896 (OP)
>he doesn't want to have sleepless nights with his waifu

>>42480896 (OP)
>>42480896 (OP)
she could tape her mouth shut or something, so she'd breathe with her nose. but that'd be dangerous, so i guess you'd have to look for some magic to fix it.

>>42480896 (OP)
>You reach Equestria and marry your waifu only to find out that she snores.
Fug, She might. And that'd be a problem since I'm a light sleeper.
>Do you kill her to escape?
Of course not. I wonder if Her hypnosis/mind control magic could be any help here.

>>42480896 (OP)
My wife and I developed a snore-free sleeping position that's comfy and warm!

>>42480896 (OP)
I used to have hair, but my wife sleepgrazes

>>42480896 (OP)
>You reach Equestria
When do I get to leave?

>>42481266
you have to do something terrible and get kicked out
like killing your mare wife in her sleep

>>42481265
Kek.

>>42480896 (OP)
OP doesn't understand how easy snoring can be to prevent

>>42480896 (OP)
No, this is comfy. If she's too loud just cuddle sleep. Easy.

>>42480896 (OP)
Just get her one of those nasal strips, or move into another room whenever you two sleep you pussy.
If that doesn't handle it then you picked the wrong waifu, sucks to suck.
(You clearly did pick the wrong waifu, seeing as how your OP pic is Dash.)

>>42481012
I'd play with her tongue while she sleeps.

>>42480896 (OP)
Very unlikely unless she's overweight and/or sleeping on her back. I'd just nudge her when she does so she turns around in her sleep. I'm more interested in if she would hear me, since apparently I talk in my sleep according to my ex-gf.

>>42481307
Pictured: Anonymous' hand after he tried to play with Chryssi's tongue while she was sleeping.

>>42481381
My bugwife would do this and I would still be happy because at least she had a nice midnight snack.

>>42481359
>Very unlikely unless she's overweight and/or sleeping on her back
Bro failed the breakfast test fr :skull.emoji:

>>42481398
Same.

>>42481211
>she instead prevents you from sleeping by turning the whole room into gas chamber

>>42481403
Sorry I don't speak zoomer

>>42480896 (OP)
She can just cast a spell on me to make me not wake up. I would still find it very annoying.

>>42480896 (OP)
my pops used to snore loud enough that it could be heard two houses away and i managed to sleep just fine, ill be comfy with me snooring wife

>>42481448
"Me wife"? What are you Popeye the fucking sailorman?

>>42480896 (OP)
That would be so cute. No, I don't kill her, you psycho!

>>42481459
aye

>>42481265
Holy shit, you're Anon, aren't you?

>>42480896 (OP)
>Do you kill her to escape?
No, I kiss her and hold her closer, then listen to her in the morning with a smile as she teases me about how I snore.

I bet I snore louder.