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Anonymous No.42481026 >>42481042 >>42481203 >>42481225 >>42481244 >>42481245 >>42481249 >>42481282 >>42481316 >>42481344 >>42481441 >>42482068 >>42482167 >>42482587 >>42482822 >>42483480 >>42485353 >>42487030 >>42487474 >>42487488 >>42488498 >>42489527 >>42490213 >>42491942 >>42493855 >>42495666 >>42499729 >>42501334 >>42502173 >>42502973 >>42503973 >>42505319 >>42507369 >>42508581 >>42510577 >>42513025 >>42515608 >>42519460 >>42519487 >>42519775 >>42524628 >>42526948 >>42528375 >>42529198 >>42531615 >>42541271 >>42543991 >>42547166
Where are his pants
Anonymous No.42481042 >>42481707 >>42493862 >>42546683
>>42481026 (OP)
>And YOU must be The Monopoly Guy..
>Thanks for the free parking.
Anonymous No.42481203
>>42481026 (OP)
too fancy to wear them
Anonymous No.42481225 >>42493863 >>42517434
>>42481026 (OP)
ponies don't wear pants because they're ponies. stop thinking like a late season writer
Anonymous No.42481244
>>42481026 (OP)
Different etymology than from ours obviously
Anonymous No.42481245 >>42484165
>>42481026 (OP)
his pants are the sleeves of the suit
that's how fancy his pants are
Anonymous No.42481249 >>42481253 >>42533901
>>42481026 (OP)
>prince blueblood
Oh so is his blood blue then?
Anonymous No.42481253 >>42481257
>>42481249
>Applejack
So is somebody gonna jack the apple?
Anonymous No.42481257 >>42527430 >>42535688
>>42481253
>Sweetie Belle
why isn't she... nevermind
Anonymous No.42481282
>>42481026 (OP)
>fancy pants
>no pants
What the fuck...
Anonymous No.42481316
>>42481026 (OP)
Only rich and important ponies can see them.
Anonymous No.42481344 >>42482587
>>42481026 (OP)
He only wears them in special occasions, as they are simply too fancy for daily use
Anonymous No.42481441
>>42481026 (OP)
>smarty pants
>is smart enough to wear pants
woah....
Anonymous No.42481447
The real reason his pants are fancy is because they're invisible.
Anonymous No.42481707
>>42481042
Based Ace Ventura enjoying Anon
Anonymous No.42482064
He doesn't wear them when he's out in public for ease of getting butt raped.
Anonymous No.42482068
>>42481026 (OP)
Fleur's bedroom floor.
Anonymous No.42482100
>Moondancer
>Doesn't dance on the moon
bruh...
Anonymous No.42482167 >>42482189
>>42481026 (OP)
Why is his horn so big wtf
Anonymous No.42482189
>>42482167
He's white so he's strong at magic.
Anonymous No.42482194 >>42482198 >>42482200 >>42484522 >>42539767
Where are her pants?
Anonymous No.42482198 >>42484134
>>42482194
she ate them
Anonymous No.42482200 >>42487485
>>42482194
she's too retarded and disabled to know what it is
ISleepNow !!6Ab0mW+kv0A No.42482587
>>42481026 (OP)
>>42481344
He's caught in an endless cycle: his pants are never fancy enough and his dry cleaner takes forever so he ends up never having any to wear.
Anonymous No.42482822 >>42483462
>>42481026 (OP)
More importantly, where are his trousers!
Anonymous No.42483462 >>42484155
>>42482822
Wrong pony. You're thinking of Fancy Pants's brother, Splendid Trousers.
Anonymous No.42483480 >>42484101
>>42481026 (OP)
Uhhhh do you know what a horse is? What do you think that stuff on his FRONT LEGS are?
Anonymous No.42484101
>>42483480
a suit?
Anonymous No.42484134
>>42482198
bird life, such a harsh life
Anonymous No.42484155
>>42483462
Ah, you're quite right, please excuse my blunder. It's an easy oversight to make as both are exceptionally well dressed.
Anonymous No.42484165 >>42484291
>>42481245
>pony shirts are also pants on account that they have 4 legs
woah
Anonymous No.42484291 >>42484542 >>42488166
>>42484165
shants? pirts?
Anonymous No.42484522
>>42482194
gone
Anonymous No.42484542
>>42484291
sharts.
Anonymous No.42485353 >>42486033
>>42481026 (OP)
huh?
Anonymous No.42486033 >>42486914 >>42486927
>>42485353
His pants, where did Fancy Pant's pants go?
Anonymous No.42486914
>>42486033
he left it at home I think
Anonymous No.42486927
>>42486033
there is just not a single event fancy enough to wear them
Anonymous No.42487030
>>42481026 (OP)
You're welcome.
Anonymous No.42487474
>>42481026 (OP)
I ate the pants
Anonymous No.42487485
>>42482200
you got your ponies mixed up, that's not derpy
Anonymous No.42487488 >>42487872
>>42481026 (OP)
They're off screen.
Anonymous No.42487872 >>42487880
>>42487488
cant he just get them back in?
Anonymous No.42487880
>>42487872
No
Anonymous No.42488166
>>42484291
Tants!
Anonymous No.42488498 >>42488579
>>42481026 (OP)
he dont need 'em
Anonymous No.42488579 >>42488943
>>42488498
Fancy pants does.
Anonymous No.42488943
>>42488579
Nuh uh.
Anonymous No.42489527 >>42489534
>>42481026 (OP)
In the sky!
Anonymous No.42489534
>>42489527
put your pants in the air
Anonymous No.42490213 >>42490690
>>42481026 (OP)
he's too rich to need pants
Anonymous No.42490690 >>42490906
>>42490213
But he could buy many pants or a extremely expensive one!
Anonymous No.42490906 >>42491273
>>42490690
Still too rich to even think of wearing one.
Anonymous No.42491273
>>42490906
Why do you have to be poor to wear pants then?
Anonymous No.42491942 >>42492474 >>42493083
>>42481026 (OP)
it's been confiscated by the guards
Anonymous No.42492474
>>42491942
Sad!
Anonymous No.42493083 >>42493100 >>42505530
>>42491942
why
Anonymous No.42493100 >>42493791
>>42493083
Too Fancy
Anonymous No.42493791 >>42494771
>>42493100
what makes being too fancy a crime especially in Canterlot
Anonymous No.42493855
>>42481026 (OP)
I took them off
Anonymous No.42493862
>>42481042
Ironically the monopoly guy never had a monacle.
Anonymous No.42493863 >>42494323
>>42481225
Yeah. They are horses and just shit wherever. Can't be wearing pants and do that, now can you?
Anonymous No.42494323 >>42494459
>>42493863
Some anons here do both, wear pants and shit themselves.
Anonymous No.42494459
>>42494323
damn them, the power flex is too much
Anonymous No.42494771 >>42495142
>>42493791
its a crime against the guard because theirs aren't as fancy or are just skirts
Anonymous No.42495142
>>42494771
They should get cooler ones then.
Anonymous No.42495666 >>42496192 >>42496503 >>42497317 >>42517896 >>42525273
>>42481026 (OP)
pants are for LOSERS
Anonymous No.42496192
>>42495666
>satan
No way fag
Anonymous No.42496503 >>42496927
>>42495666
>satan trips
I presume pants are for those goodyins who go heaven then?
Anonymous No.42496927
>>42496503
Eeyup.
Anonymous No.42497317 >>42497720
>>42495666
Thank you satan for confirming that
Anonymous No.42497720 >>42498339
>>42497317
np anything for my 'nonnies not in hell yet
Anonymous No.42498339 >>42498759
>>42497720
>not in hell yet
What
Anonymous No.42498759 >>42499215
>>42498339
haha >:)
Anonymous No.42499215
>>42498759
Oh...
Anonymous No.42499729 >>42499768
>>42481026 (OP)
somepony ate his pants
Anonymous No.42499768 >>42500171
>>42499729
ponies dont eat pants, goats do
Anonymous No.42500171 >>42500517 >>42500716
>>42499768
so Grogar?
Anonymous No.42500517
>>42500171
yeah
Anonymous No.42500716 >>42501142
>>42500171
>grogar tries to take over the world just so he can take all pants in Equestria
lol
Anonymous No.42501142
>>42500716
That's evil as fuck.
Anonymous No.42501334 >>42501760
>>42481026 (OP)
his pants licence was revoked recently sadly
Anonymous No.42501760
>>42501334
What a shame.
Anonymous No.42502173 >>42502638
>>42481026 (OP)
he needs to buy pants at the pants store
Anonymous No.42502638 >>42502957
>>42502173
ok so is he going to the pants store now?
Anonymous No.42502957
>>42502638
...Yeah sure.
Anonymous No.42502973 >>42503647
>>42481026 (OP)
They don't need pants because they are genderless sodomites.
Anonymous No.42503647
>>42502973
you're wrong
Anonymous No.42503973 >>42504335
>>42481026 (OP)
Why are you asking?
Anonymous No.42504335 >>42504460
>>42503973
why not
Anonymous No.42504460
>>42504335
Why do you want to know about Fancy's pants?
Anonymous No.42504465 >>42505047
>I say, it matters very little in regards to my clothing..
>"At least you can wear clothes!"
>No pony cared who I was until I put on the pants..
Anonymous No.42505047
>>42504465
For you.
Anonymous No.42505319
>>42481026 (OP)
he doesn't need it he's a pony
Anonymous No.42505530 >>42505873
>>42493083
Gay guards.
Anonymous No.42505873 >>42506298 >>42506996
>>42505530
There are no gays in Equestria.
Anonymous No.42506298
>>42505873
trueee
Anonymous No.42506996
>>42505873
No shit lol
Anonymous No.42507369 >>42507995
>>42481026 (OP)
Pants do not exist.
Anonymous No.42507995 >>42508302
>>42507369
they do
Anonymous No.42508302
>>42507995
Nuh-uh.
Anonymous No.42508581 >>42509106
>>42481026 (OP)
why does he have a suit
Anonymous No.42509106 >>42509341
>>42508581
Cause he's rich.
Anonymous No.42509341 >>42509785
>>42509106
but im sure poor ponies can have a suit so that is noot a good responce
Anonymous No.42509785 >>42510218
>>42509341
Such suit won't be as high quality like of his.
Anonymous No.42510218
>>42509785
still a suit no matter the quality so it dont matter
Anonymous No.42510577 >>42510949
>>42481026 (OP)
In his Wardrobe.
Anonymous No.42510949 >>42511204
>>42510577
Ok so why didn't he put it on then
Anonymous No.42511204 >>42511494
>>42510949
for unknown reasons, fancy pants is forever cursed, whether he puts pants on, a ghost appears to scare his behind
Anonymous No.42511494 >>42511993
>>42511204
That ghost? The pony version of Albert Einstein.
Anonymous No.42511993 >>42512314
>>42511494
why that person or pony
Anonymous No.42512314 >>42512631
>>42511993
It's a funny haha joke.
Anonymous No.42512631
>>42512314
right...
Anonymous No.42513025 >>42513442
>>42481026 (OP)
pants are BANNED FOREVER in canterlot due to the attack of the walking pants of '84
Anonymous No.42513442 >>42513849
>>42513025
What???
Anonymous No.42513849 >>42514199
>>42513442
It was the most bloodiest thing that happened and it caused so many deaths... oh the horror...
Anonymous No.42514199 >>42514807
>>42513849
What the fuck are you going on about
Anonymous No.42514807 >>42515404
>>42514199
I just said the title, look it up
Anonymous No.42515404 >>42522358
>>42514807
It's not a real thing
Anonymous No.42515608 >>42516393
>>42481026 (OP)
in ponyville
Anonymous No.42516393 >>42516944
>>42515608
So, can just go and get it there>
Anonymous No.42516944
>>42516393
He's too busy in Canterlot to get it.
Anonymous No.42516967
No stallion in Equestria wants to spend time taking out their clothing to fuck and this gentlemane is not exception
Anonymous No.42517434
>>42481225
This.
Anonymous No.42517896 >>42518219
>>42495666
Fuck you Satan, pants will now be popular all around Equestria!
Anonymous No.42518219 >>42518647
>>42517896
Nopony will buy pants.
Anonymous No.42518647 >>42519111
>>42518219
Some ponies would, don't be that unoptimistic.
Anonymous No.42519111
>>42518647
Right...
Anonymous No.42519460
>>42481026 (OP)
They are not fashionable anymore since soon after his birth
Anonymous No.42519487
>>42481026 (OP)
He is the pants. The Fancy Pants. His signature spell transforms him into the most exquisite pants. If you ever notice a suspiciously immaculate and tempting pair of pants in a mare's clothing store, it just might be that stallion on another one of his wacky escapades.
Anonymous No.42519775 >>42520018 >>42520467
>>42481026 (OP)
his pants are in his name, duuhhh
Anonymous No.42520018
>>42519775
Ohhh yeah. Lol!
Anonymous No.42520467 >>42520752
>>42519775
who would name their spawn after clothes LOL
Anonymous No.42520752 >>42520998
>>42520467
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.42520998 >>42521446
>>42520752
what
Anonymous No.42521446 >>42521759
>>42520998
You should be glad you don't know.
Anonymous No.42521759 >>42522093
>>42521446
Explain NOW
Anonymous No.42522093 >>42522245
>>42521759
You don't want to know.
Anonymous No.42522245
>>42522093
please I got to know really badly
Anonymous No.42522358 >>42522765
>>42515404
do your own research bitch, iykyk
Anonymous No.42522765 >>42523096
>>42522358
you're such a cunt
Anonymous No.42523096 >>42523366
>>42522765
Yes, and?
Anonymous No.42523366
>>42523096
A literal one too
Anonymous No.42523831 >>42524267
PUT PANTS ON THAT HORSE!!
Anonymous No.42524267
>>42523831
DO NOT PUT PANTS ON FANCY PANTS IT RELEASES NUCLEAR BOMBS ALL OVER EQUESTRIA!!!
Anonymous No.42524628
>>42481026 (OP)
somepony ate it
Anonymous No.42524882 >>42524984
Remember, anons: A nude horse is a rude horse.
Anonymous No.42524984
>>42524882
ok and is there a problem with that
Anonymous No.42525273 >>42525603
>>42495666
based satan
Anonymous No.42525603 >>42526053
>>42525273
Satan is bad, Anon.
Anonymous No.42526053 >>42526561
>>42525603
And?
Anonymous No.42526561
>>42526053
devil is always trying to fool ye'
Anonymous No.42526948 >>42527387
>>42481026 (OP)
the smile agency took it, very ssad
Anonymous No.42527387 >>42527878
>>42526948
Why does S.M.I.L.E. need it for?
Anonymous No.42527430
>>42481257
lol
Anonymous No.42527878
>>42527387
To use it as bait probably
Anonymous No.42528375 >>42528835
>>42481026 (OP)
he's wearing them, look!
Anonymous No.42528835
>>42528375
This shit is cursed
Anonymous No.42529198 >>42529764
>>42481026 (OP)
On the moon
Anonymous No.42529764 >>42530320
>>42529198
How did he leave it there?
Anonymous No.42530320 >>42531058
>>42529764
Celestia was horny and banished his pants to the moon after commanding him to take her. And that's how Fleur was born.
Anonymous No.42531058
>>42530320
>spoiler
It explains so much...
Anonymous No.42531615 >>42531976
>>42481026 (OP)
Posh ponies don't need peasantry stuff.
Anonymous No.42531976 >>42532429
>>42531615
But most of the peasentry wears little to no clothing...
Anonymous No.42532429 >>42533301
>>42531976
Depends if it's before haber or after haber.
Anonymous No.42533301 >>42533616
>>42532429
>Haber this, Haber that
Stop blaming Haber for everything
Anonymous No.42533616 >>42535203
>>42533301
>HABER DID NOTHING WRONG
Anon...
Anonymous No.42533901 >>42534587
>>42481249
No, the poor guy has methemoglobinemia.
Anonymous No.42534587
>>42533901
has WHAT now?
Anonymous No.42535203
>>42533616
what?
Anonymous No.42535688 >>42536328 >>42537651
>>42481257
>Pinkie Pie
Oh she's just actually a Pie that's pink?
Anonymous No.42536328 >>42537057
>>42535688
it tastes like sugar, candy, guts and glory.
Anonymous No.42537057
>>42536328
Ahh... Still sounds okayish
Anonymous No.42537651 >>42538081
>>42535688
>Filthy Rich
Oh so he has loadsamoney? Lots of DOSH?!
Anonymous No.42538081 >>42538839
>>42537651
I mean he techically is, no?
Anonymous No.42538839
>>42538081
Yes.
Anonymous No.42539767 >>42540522
>>42482194
she left it at cloudsdale but cannot go back there anymore
Anonymous No.42540522
>>42539767
What a shame
Anonymous No.42541271 >>42541963
>>42481026 (OP)
In the supermarket.
Anonymous No.42541963 >>42542457
>>42541271
why doesn't he buy it then?
Anonymous No.42542457 >>42543238
>>42541963
He doesn't need it right now.
Anonymous No.42543238
>>42542457
his name calls for pants so he does
Anonymous No.42543991 >>42544588
>>42481026 (OP)
He gave it to charity, how nice of him!
Anonymous No.42544588 >>42545595
>>42543991
why would he do that??? giving to the poor? Not very noble of him.
Anonymous No.42545595 >>42546361
>>42544588
Isn't being noble giving stuff to the poor?
Anonymous No.42546361
>>42545595
In the modern times, sure. But past? Naaah.
Anonymous No.42546683
>>42481042
kek
Anonymous No.42547166 >>42547188
>>42481026 (OP)
Somewhere on the sun.
Anonymous No.42547188 >>42547902
>>42547166
You do realise if it's on the sun it's likely burnt into ashes long ago?
Anonymous No.42547902 >>42548423
>>42547188
that's why he doesn't have it anymore
Anonymous No.42548423 >>42549140
>>42547902
Oh
Anonymous No.42549140 >>42549534
>>42548423
Yeah, Sad.
Anonymous No.42549534 >>42549965
>>42549140
why sad? he dont need pants
Anonymous No.42549965
>>42549534
HE DOES!!!!