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Anonymous No.42482446 [Report] >>42482606 >>42482641 >>42482672 >>42483355 >>42485701 >>42490424 >>42503349 >>42516603 >>42534504 >>42549713
Zipp Thread
Can we get a thread going for our favorite royal detective?
Anonymous No.42482473 [Report]
She's so cute bros...
Anonymous No.42482606 [Report]
>>42482446 (OP)
>Can we get a thread going for our favorite royal detective?
no
Anonymous No.42482641 [Report]
>>42482446 (OP)
I want to boop and pet her and tell her that she is a very cute mare.
Anonymous No.42482672 [Report] >>42482693
>>42482446 (OP)
Is the toothpaste one a detective? I always got the impression she was (not) Rainbow Dash.
Anonymous No.42482677 [Report] >>42482994
After his penis was severely injured in a botched circumcision as an infant, Zipp’s mother Queen Haven turned to doctors for advice on how her son could have a healthy life. One doctor convinced the Queen that sex reassignment surgery would be in Zipp’s best interest. Zipp’s testicles were removed and an artificial vagina was constructed. Zipp was reassigned female and given the official name “Zephyrina”. The estrogen given to Zipp in adolescence allowed him to grow crotchtits and he exhbited all the normal traits of a young filly. After developing depressive thoughts as a teenager, Queen Haven eventually told Zipp the truth.
Anonymous No.42482693 [Report] >>42483789
>>42482672
It's the Chinese Discount Rainbow Dash
Anonymous No.42482698 [Report]
Colgate
Anonymous No.42482994 [Report]
>>42482677
Obsessed.
Anonymous No.42483355 [Report]
>>42482446 (OP)
Anonymous No.42483440 [Report]
Anonymous No.42483789 [Report] >>42483810 >>42483838 >>42483945
>>42482693
Confirmed for not having watched the show

Zipp's only resemblance with RD is that they both like to fly
Anonymous No.42483810 [Report] >>42483813 >>42483969 >>42489697
>>42483789
G% fags like to say toothpaste is better than best pony which is not true she is the most one dimensional character
Anonymous No.42483813 [Report]
>>42483810
Tell it to someone who cares
Anonymous No.42483838 [Report] >>42483957
>>42483789
And that they both want to fuck the orangish Earth pony.
Anonymous No.42483945 [Report] >>42484432
>>42483789
Oddly enough Zipp reminds of Zooble, or vice versa.
Anonymous No.42483957 [Report]
>>42483838
*me
Anonymous No.42483969 [Report] >>42484389 >>42484900 >>42484925 >>42485321
>>42483810
>Meme a pony with a toothpaste mane as a form of endearment
>Years later suffer intense cognitive dissonance and try to meme a pony with toothpaste mane as a an insult
What causes this?
Anonymous No.42484389 [Report]
>>42483969
Intense autism derived from hormone treatments and dick removal
Anonymous No.42484432 [Report]
>>42483945
But Zipp is nice, and Zooble is a cunt.
Anonymous No.42484900 [Report] >>42485477
>>42483969
No idea but thanks for the Zipp drawbrah
Anonymous No.42484925 [Report]
>>42483969
Kek true

Bronies (yes, I will call them bronies, because they certainly don't act like typical horsefuckers) that actively hate on G5 are the kind of losers that would make anti-pony drawings when they were in middle school. Zero self-awareness.
Anonymous No.42485300 [Report] >>42485680
Anonymous No.42485321 [Report]
>>42483969
Anonymous No.42485477 [Report]
>>42484900
wtf is a princess test? What kind of questions could be there. You like incest?
Anonymous No.42485680 [Report]
>>42485300
squeel piggy!
Anonymous No.42485701 [Report] >>42485726 >>42487013 >>42487306 >>42487593
>>42482446 (OP)
Can we be honest that the G5 faces are terrible?
Anonymous No.42485726 [Report]
>>42485701
Nigga you gay
Anonymous No.42485909 [Report] >>42486695 >>42486826
https://ponepaste.org/5815
This will remain one of the hottest Zipp greens out there.
Anonymous No.42485914 [Report] >>42488188 >>42488567
Anonymous No.42486695 [Report]
>>42485909
Thanks for the Zipper
Anonymous No.42486826 [Report] >>42487016
>>42485909
I regret reading that smut
Anonymous No.42487013 [Report] >>42487199
>>42485701
What the fuck is this? Is the right frame your idea of what a good 3D pony face would look like?
Anonymous No.42487016 [Report] >>42487723
>>42486826
>Waaaaah porn bad
Kill yourself out of /mlp/
Anonymous No.42487199 [Report] >>42489274
>>42487013
ikr, looks like a mutated stallion.
Anonymous No.42487306 [Report] >>42487593
>>42485701
There's nothing that separates fimfags from moetards. But let's break it down by implied complaint.

>Space between eyes
It's already proportionally correct as 1 eye space, but ok. a small bit of enlarging is fine and makes a small difference seen when in thumbnails and afar. slight enlarging shortens the gap between the eyes as well.

>Far eye crush like moetard shows
discarded the 3d model is fine as is, this only creates more problems.

>Too much forehead space
ok, but retarded way to handle a fix. a shorter forehead to mane area either looks balding or stallion-esc. it's better to bring the mane down.

>Horse-r ears
Discarded, harms the silhouette and uncanny with the face.

>Neck shape
ok but barely makes a difference,

>Face bones
Discarded looks like a stallion. maybe been fine for a base model sexual dimorphism but this is a mare.

Most of the complaints are moot, and overcompensated in the 'fix' with Dunning Kruger taking a sledge hammer where subtlety is can do better.

Captcha: GAY4X
Anonymous No.42487593 [Report] >>42488779
>>42485701
>>42487306
Well it's good to know that this is the "keen eye" of the people hating on the look of the 3D ponies, because now I can disregard their shitposts completely.
Anonymous No.42487723 [Report]
>>42487016
Touch grass gooner
Anonymous No.42488188 [Report] >>42491385
>>42485914
>that glance
they fuck, don't they?
Anonymous No.42488567 [Report] >>42490409
>>42485914
Zipp couldn't handle a bit of eye contact?
Anonymous No.42488779 [Report]
>>42487593
Indeed. Here is a more balanced approach, using overall look via thumbnails on the right as a measuring stick.
Anonymous No.42489219 [Report] >>42489237 >>42490369 >>42490980
Anonymous No.42489237 [Report] >>42492536
>>42489219
ジップの中に出したい
Anonymous No.42489274 [Report]
>>42487199
Anonymous No.42489483 [Report] >>42489601
Anonymous No.42489601 [Report] >>42489847 >>42492430
>>42489483
Did she get fatter?
Anonymous No.42489697 [Report] >>42491326
>>42483810
Anonymous No.42489847 [Report]
>>42489601
She didnt get thinner
Anonymous No.42490369 [Report] >>42490980 >>42496861
>>42489219
Anonymous No.42490409 [Report]
>>42488567
Go easy on her, she's autistic.
Anonymous No.42490424 [Report] >>42490511
>>42482446 (OP)
im so jealous of makaryo hes actually friends with the voice actor maitreyi. how did he do it bros?
Anonymous No.42490511 [Report] >>42491027
>>42490424
Why would you be jealous of that? Literally who cares about the voice actors?
Anonymous No.42490980 [Report] >>42492536 >>42501993
>>42489219
>>42490369
Any translation?
Anonymous No.42491027 [Report]
>>42490511
shes hot
Anonymous No.42491326 [Report]
>>42489697
very cringe indeed
Anonymous No.42491385 [Report]
>>42488188
Yes, but we're not supposed to point it out
Anonymous No.42491592 [Report]
Anonymous No.42491627 [Report] >>42492442
Describe her mane's texture
Anonymous No.42491963 [Report]
Zipp why?
Anonymous No.42492430 [Report]
>>42489601
Anonymous No.42492442 [Report]
>>42491627
Soft and smooth, but only if she lets you brush it first.
Anonymous No.42492536 [Report]
>>42490980
Maybe moonrunes anon can chime in >>42489237
Anonymous No.42493060 [Report]
Anon go get Zipped
Anonymous No.42493331 [Report] >>42493378 >>42493472 >>42493631 >>42493823 >>42493880 >>42494692 >>42500617 >>42526312
TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
Anonymous No.42493378 [Report]
>>42493331
Literally
>HER pronouns are they/them
Based Hasjew
Anonymous No.42493415 [Report]
Link for the powerpoint?
Anonymous No.42493472 [Report]
>>42493331
All those words to say Tomboy.
Zipp is a tomcolt.
Anonymous No.42493631 [Report]
>>42493331
>MLP G5 - Lore, Lies and Legacy
So which is it?
Anonymous No.42493823 [Report]
>>42493331
>melty
didn't read lol
Anonymous No.42493880 [Report] >>42494588 >>42497149
>>42493331
>W-well a-actually we SECRETLY meant something else, but we just didn't say it!
If it didn't happen in the show it's not canon. Zipp is a straight born-female tomboy and will always be so.
Anonymous No.42494588 [Report]
>>42493880
correct
Anonymous No.42494692 [Report] >>42495529
>>42493331
may we see these creator materials?
Anonymous No.42494948 [Report]
Anonymous No.42495529 [Report]
>>42494692
nyo~
Anonymous No.42495702 [Report]
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Anonymous No.42496861 [Report] >>42498442 >>42499570 >>42505624
>>42490369
Anonymous No.42497149 [Report] >>42497189
>>42493880
Literally all of the things mentioned are part of Zipp’s character and happen in the show tho
Anonymous No.42497189 [Report] >>42497503
>>42497149
>[she] treats labels as irrelevant
Even if what it says there is true (again, it doesn't matter because it's non-canon), she would never call herself what you want her to anyway.

Just give up. You guys lost.
Anonymous No.42497503 [Report] >>42497907
>>42497189
Not sure what you mean. I'm just saying that it's canon that Zipp does not like to be put in a box or labeled. It's in her character to not conform to what you expect of her.
Anonymous No.42497907 [Report] >>42500942
>>42497503
that's his point. you can't dislike being put in a box and labeled and be nonbinary. it's literally just a label someone puts on herself
Anonymous No.42498442 [Report] >>42498941 >>42499570
>>42496861
Anonymous No.42498941 [Report]
>>42498442
smug zipp is quite cute
Anonymous No.42499570 [Report] >>42499744 >>42500314
>>42498442
>>42496861
Izzy has a freaky open mouth smile here. Like she is going to latch her teeth on your arm and rip it off.
Anonymous No.42499744 [Report]
>>42499570
What if it's not izzy at all?
Anonymous No.42500314 [Report]
>>42499570
that does sound like something she'd do...
Anonymous No.42500617 [Report] >>42500662 >>42505552
>>42493331
Follow your hero, G5fag
Anonymous No.42500662 [Report]
>>42500617
Kwab
Anonymous No.42500942 [Report] >>42502755
>>42497907
But that is what everyone is doing, by calling her straight or gay, trans or not trans. She is just Zipp.
Anonymous No.42501544 [Report]
no
Anonymous No.42501993 [Report] >>42502875
>>42490980
>Zipp. Come here
>What is it? You're being scary...
>Scary? What? No matter, come over here
>Okay. Look over here. Tilt your head a little. Tuck your chin
>Hey...
>No, stick it out more
>How about going outside to find some content?
>Been doing that too much lately

>Besides, it's like one of our duties! You're just always slacking off!
>I'm not good at this kind of...
>That's why I'm helping this time!
>Surely your fans only want to see you, don't they?
>We're sisters but you never show your face, that's weird, too! Makes it look like we don't get along
>Hmm... I guess this is fine
>I'll upload this later so be sure to react properly!
>Yeah, yeah.
or something, I'm pretty rusty
Anonymous No.42502176 [Report] >>42504207
I will brush my teeth with that hair
Anonymous No.42502755 [Report] >>42503743
>>42500942
it's slightly different when others put labels on you. you can reject them, own them, ignore them, whatever. but if you dislike labels you can't voluntarily put one on yourself
Anonymous No.42502875 [Report]
>>42501993
Thanks translationfren
Anonymous No.42503349 [Report]
>>42482446 (OP)
Zipp yes!
Anonymous No.42503587 [Report]
Anonymous No.42503743 [Report]
>>42502755
Zipp doesn't like to be told what to do or what to be, period. She's only happy if she chooses for herself. So her choosing whatever label wouldn't be out of character, if it's her who does it. That said, I don't think she'd care either way.
Anonymous No.42504207 [Report] >>42504344
>>42502176
but why?
Anonymous No.42504344 [Report]
>>42504207
Toothpaste
Anonymous No.42504359 [Report] >>42504919 >>42505988
Do you ACTUALLY like G5 or was it something you latched onto just to keep the pony train going against any actual personal attachment?
Anonymous No.42504919 [Report]
>>42504359
I only got back into ponies last year so I doubt I'm representative but I think the movie was pretty cool, certainly better than almost all late season MLP. After that it drops off somewhat, and the tyt format and artstyle really don't do it for me. I haven't watched that much of it. mym was mostly decent.
I really really do like some of the characters though.
Anonymous No.42505552 [Report]
>>42500617
>troonspeak
Anonymous No.42505624 [Report] >>42506916 >>42509978
>>42496861
>...Hey Pipp. When will you upload the pic you took? (I'm kind of waiting for it...)
>Ah- Oh, that.
>Turns out it wasn't any good so I didn't.
>Oh, I see
>Yeah, yeah
>UHHHHH- You changed your background?
>The two shot with Zipp is super cute!
(TL note: apparently that's a term in movies. there's probably a snappier word for pictures but "double portrait" is ass, too)

>Oh? I thought the pic wasn't any good?
>Eh? What?
>OH ALRIGHT! I DIDN'T HAVE A TWO SHOT WITH ZIPP BEFORE!
>I didn't really want to show that kind of picture to my followers
>AND I CERTAINLY WASN'T SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING!!
Anonymous No.42505988 [Report]
>>42504359
I couldnt get past season 5 of G4. G5 was more enjoyable to watch. It helped that ANG was a good movie. TYT was the filler between sets of episodes of MYM.
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Anonymous No.42506916 [Report] >>42507292 >>42507293
>>42505624
>Pipp loved the first pic she took of Zipp and herself in a long while
>so much that she wanted to keep it for herself only
>tried hiding it and acts even a little tsundere when Izzy accidentally lets Zipp know
Cute and canon.
Anonymous No.42507292 [Report]
>>42506916
I mean it is a very cute pic
Anonymous No.42507293 [Report]
>>42506916
Much like third breakfast, Pipp also tries hiding it from Zipp
Anonymous No.42507855 [Report] >>42508432 >>42515554
why is she like this?
Anonymous No.42508432 [Report] >>42508832
>>42507855
Which one?
Anonymous No.42508446 [Report]
Athletic autistic bird hoers tomboy princess is best pony. <3
Anonymous No.42508673 [Report]
Anonymous No.42508832 [Report]
>>42508432
Both
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Anonymous No.42509481 [Report] >>42510305
Anonymous No.42509919 [Report]
What would be the quickest way to piss off Zipp?
Anonymous No.42509978 [Report] >>42510048
>>42505624
Isn’t two-shot the japanese equivalent of couple selfie?
Anonymous No.42510048 [Report]
>>42509978
it can be but it's not strictly for couples and I don't see how that's the implication here. Probably should just go with "picture with Zipp/her" and ignore any social media connotations entirely.
Anonymous No.42510305 [Report]
>>42509481
>Gets the extra refined royal edition
Anonymous No.42510628 [Report] >>42510983 >>42511176
Xipp's arc is about refusing confinement. Xe resists laws, redefines duty on xis own terms, and treats labels as irrelevant. The same extends to gender: xe doesn't accept or reject something because it's coded masculine or feminine -- Xe just chooses based on xer own values. That's the nonbinary experience, lived out through xis writing, xis performance, and xis story beats.
Anonymous No.42510983 [Report]
>>42510628
Anonymous No.42511176 [Report]
>>42510628
Anonymous No.42511705 [Report] >>42512973
now that the dust has settled, what does it mean?
Anonymous No.42512120 [Report] >>42513530
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Anonymous No.42512973 [Report]
>>42511705
Kek
Anonymous No.42513530 [Report] >>42513943 >>42514815
>>42512120
Anonymous No.42513943 [Report] >>42513948
>>42513530
Thanks drawfren :)
Anonymous No.42513948 [Report] >>42514266
>>42513943
nah, it's an old pic I saved, just didn't realise it was made based on that scene.
Anonymous No.42514266 [Report]
>>42513948
Thats ok I never saw it before
Anonymous No.42514815 [Report] >>42514893
>>42513530
IWTCIZ
Anonymous No.42514893 [Report]
>>42514815
Anonymous No.42514927 [Report]
Anonymous No.42515554 [Report]
>>42507855
Autism
Anonymous No.42515816 [Report] >>42516151 >>42516851 >>42519331
Who has Zipp as their waifu?
Anonymous No.42516151 [Report] >>42516580
>>42515816
I do. However, it is a degenerate bastardized coomer version of her real personality. I kind of hate myself for it.
Anonymous No.42516580 [Report]
>>42516151
Sounds like your average tulpafag
Anonymous No.42516603 [Report] >>42517062
>>42482446 (OP)
Zipp is straight?
Anonymous No.42516851 [Report] >>42517552
>>42515816
She's so perfect. Truly ideal mare for me. She has everything, fit body, sharp mind, tomboy attitude. Her detective stuff and pony lore are just icing on the cake. She's even a reluctant royal princess. How perfect can one mare get?
Anonymous No.42517062 [Report]
>>42516603
She is looking for her husbando
Anonymous No.42517552 [Report] >>42517582
>>42516851
don't forget that she's a pegasus. all kinds of ponies have their appeal, but I always loved pegasi the most
Anonymous No.42517582 [Report] >>42518241
>>42517552
Yeah exactly. Pegasi are so wonderful. More limbs to hug you with, can assist with preening, lightweight. Wings are unf.
Anonymous No.42517899 [Report]
Anon you got some splaining to do
Anonymous No.42518241 [Report] >>42518411 >>42519118
>>42517582
>lightweight
Anonymous No.42518411 [Report] >>42518677
>>42518241
All pony tribes have similar builds and similar weight on average, but pegasi have innate skin-tight subspace warp field that reduces their inertia and apparent mass. That's why they can fly, with effort they negate most of their mass in flight, but some of the effect is always there, even when they sleep. That's why it's easier to pick up a pegasus, even if they have the same mass as an earth pony. Same mass, less apparent weight. Some of the weight is inertia-negated through magic.

And yes, with effort they can expand this field to encompass other objects, not only their bodies, but the things they carry. This is how Dash saved Rarity and the Wonderbolts. Executing a 90deg turn in 10m long arc when moving at terminal velocity while carrying 4x her weight would kill everyone due to extreme G-forces. Unless she expands her subspace field and negates most of the mass (and inertia) executing the maneuver, which she did.
Anonymous No.42518677 [Report] >>42520129
>>42518411
Anonymous No.42519118 [Report]
>>42518241
>Pipp
>light
Compared to a hippo sure
Anonymous No.42519331 [Report] >>42519692 >>42520338 >>42523233
>>42515816
Pipp, probably
Anonymous No.42519692 [Report]
>>42519331
wait a second... isn't she her sistser?
Anonymous No.42520090 [Report]
Zippin'
Anonymous No.42520129 [Report] >>42520686
>>42518677
Why is their mother such a goddamn MILF?
Anonymous No.42520338 [Report] >>42521877
>>42519331
What? Stop gooning.
Anonymous No.42520686 [Report] >>42521585
>>42520129
imagine all three of them at the same time
Anonymous No.42521053 [Report] >>42524513
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Anonymous No.42521585 [Report]
>>42520686
Yes all three of them concentrating on their ardous task. Listening to peasants complain about their internet connections.
Anonymous No.42521877 [Report] >>42522305
>>42520338
What gooning? It's a good ship.
Anonymous No.42522305 [Report] >>42522405 >>42522829
>>42521877
Incest is a terrible ship and a worse fresh water vessel
Anonymous No.42522405 [Report]
>>42522305
Nope. Pipp and Zipp have excellent chemistry and also >princest is wincest
Anonymous No.42522829 [Report]
>>42522305
name one thing that's bad about it
Anonymous No.42523233 [Report]
>>42519331
she IS her biggest fan
Anonymous No.42523385 [Report]
Zipper
Anonymous No.42523966 [Report] >>42526519
Anonymous No.42524513 [Report]
>>42521053
Is Hitch into beatNEETpussy?
Anonymous No.42525149 [Report] >>42526257
Anonymous No.42525150 [Report] >>42528467
built for big bobby cock.
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Anonymous No.42526257 [Report]
>>42525149
Zipp would say this. And then she'd sit with them just to have a laugh.

I think Zipp would be super hard to woo unless you're some uber Chad. Although she would flirt with some of her guy friends and maybe even have something casual with some of them, but she would never become their lover. Such a pity.
Anonymous No.42526312 [Report] >>42526332
>>42493331
>she doesn't accept or reject something because it's coded masculine or feminine
>she just chooses based on her own values
Motherfucker that's literally just called being normal
Anonymous No.42526332 [Report] >>42527038
>>42526312
No, it's 2025. Everybody is a special snowflake.
Anonymous No.42526519 [Report] >>42529248
>>42523966
I love how Izzy inherited that weird obsession Pinkie Pie has with Dash, but for Zipp. And Zipp is just as weirded out by this as Dash.
Anonymous No.42527038 [Report] >>42527049
>>42526332
being normal might just be the most radical act
Anonymous No.42527049 [Report] >>42527134 >>42527974
>>42527038
Thing is being normal requires having relationships with other normal people. If you are pre-normal - good luck finding other pre-normals to become normal together.
Anonymous No.42527134 [Report]
>>42527049
>pre-normal
What?
Anonymous No.42527974 [Report] >>42530196
>>42527049
I don't know what it's like now, but that wasn't the case when I went to school
Anonymous No.42528467 [Report] >>42528780
>>42525150
>bobby
huh?
Anonymous No.42528780 [Report]
>>42528467
Anonymous No.42529248 [Report]
>>42526519
Zipp was her first pegasus friend. Izzler treats her and Sunny very special.
Anonymous No.42530196 [Report] >>42531162
>>42527974
Ist das eine Zipp?
Anonymous No.42531162 [Report] >>42531707
>>42530196
ja
Anonymous No.42531707 [Report] >>42533508
>>42531162
Anonymous No.42532035 [Report] >>42532851
Anonymous No.42532850 [Report]
Another mare falls victim to the autist
Anonymous No.42532851 [Report]
>>42532035
Right before Zipp finds her snacks missing
Anonymous No.42533508 [Report] >>42534805
>>42531707
she should smile more often. it's cute
Anonymous No.42534504 [Report] >>42535875
>>42482446 (OP)
What's so Zippy about her?
Anonymous No.42534805 [Report]
>>42533508
It's not like she's usually scowling, though she seems more inclined to smirk than smile. Or cringe.
Anonymous No.42535468 [Report] >>42536336
Don't die yet please Zipp
I love you
Anonymous No.42535875 [Report]
>>42534504
She always cums first.
Anonymous No.42536336 [Report] >>42537121
>>42535468
Anonymous No.42537121 [Report]
>>42536336
What would make zippo look like this?
Anonymous No.42537247 [Report] >>42537763 >>42540658
Zipp gets on top.
Anonymous No.42537763 [Report] >>42538191
>>42537247
Nothing better than tomboy on top. With tomboy on the bottom being second.
Anonymous No.42538191 [Report] >>42538203
>>42537763
and between big spoon and little spoon?
Anonymous No.42538203 [Report] >>42538902 >>42539488
>>42538191
Zipp's too cool to spoon, still 3rd place.
Anonymous No.42538902 [Report]
>>42538203
Anonymous No.42539488 [Report] >>42539559
>>42538203
that wasn't my question
Anonymous No.42539559 [Report] >>42539881
>>42539488
Zipp's the answer anyway.
Anonymous No.42539881 [Report] >>42539989
>>42539559
>would you rather hug or be hugged by Zipp
>Zipp
there are times when severe retardation and deepest enlightenment are indistinguishable. I hope for your sake this is one of those times
Anonymous No.42539989 [Report]
>>42539881
Yep, best mare makes things simple, what I can say. Hug or be hugged, this ain't some mare shakespeare. Zip the Zipp.
Anonymous No.42540658 [Report]
>>42537247
Anonymous No.42540750 [Report] >>42541116
Would you initiate a sexual relationship with Queen Haven just so you could fuck with Zipp's mental state?
Anonymous No.42541116 [Report] >>42541741 >>42544469
>>42540750
Given my age that's my only realistic option. Unless I'm reborn in Equestria as a young, fertile pony.
Anonymous No.42541741 [Report]
>>42541116
only zoomers really care about that kind of thing so you can't be too old for a zoomare
Anonymous No.42542389 [Report] >>42545605
Anonymous No.42543188 [Report] >>42544015
Anonymous No.42544015 [Report]
>>42543188
iwtcizs
Anonymous No.42544469 [Report] >>42546203
>>42541116
What if your reborn as an old infertile pony?
Anonymous No.42545605 [Report] >>42548355
>>42542389
>Frownfactory
>Not frowning
So is this a defect, or?
Anonymous No.42546203 [Report] >>42546687
>>42544469
You mean like I am now? Then at least I'd be thankful I won't have to continue existing in a world full of misery and strife.
Anonymous No.42546687 [Report] >>42547217
>>42546203
Exercise and eat right
Anonymous No.42547217 [Report] >>42547298
>>42546687
And lose weight, right? No thanks, that got me the daily physical pain I have to live with now. If you have any tips on how to kill myself quickly and painlessly when >nogunz I'm all ears.
Anonymous No.42547298 [Report] >>42547830
>>42547217
Become trans.
Seriously suicide is the dumbest option.
Anonymous No.42547830 [Report]
>>42547298
You wouldn't say that if you were in daily physical pain, along with the slew of other bullshit that is my life.
Anonymous No.42548355 [Report]
>>42545605
did the contradiction make you frown?
Anonymous No.42549029 [Report] >>42551153
Anonymous No.42549370 [Report] >>42550135
Anonymous No.42549713 [Report]
>>42482446 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous No.42550135 [Report]
>>42549370
>Haven's face when I upgraded her from a MILF to a GILF
Anonymous No.42551153 [Report] >>42551468
>>42549029
I don't think I like them that way
Anonymous No.42551468 [Report]
>>42551153
Good you can be straight for Zipp
Anonymous No.42551617 [Report] >>42551926
I love this mare so much, I miss seeing her in new episodes. She's so perfect.
Anonymous No.42551926 [Report] >>42553066
>>42551617
Just think as soon as she figured out Hitch was an unsalvageable homo she would be looking elsewhere. And in walks (you)
Anonymous No.42552793 [Report]
Zipp AI anon, grace us with fresh Zipps. Make them fit, in flight, with wings wide.
Anonymous No.42553066 [Report] >>42553279
>>42551926
Faggot enough for a self-insert.
Anonymous No.42553279 [Report]
>>42553066
Hitch is thinking loving things about Sparky
Anonymous No.42553661 [Report] >>42553856
There is already a thread for G% trannies >>42547816
Anonymous No.42553856 [Report]
>>42553661
How peculiar that trannies always want to hang out with twilight
Anonymous No.42554032 [Report] >>42562636
Anonymous No.42554388 [Report] >>42555179 >>42555356
Anonymous No.42555179 [Report]
>>42554388
She is soo cute!
Anonymous No.42555356 [Report]
>>42554388
Pegasi and their dominance displays.
Anonymous No.42555686 [Report] >>42556231 >>42556719 >>42556777 >>42559832
Zipp wants a coltfriend. What would you do to impress her?
Anonymous No.42556231 [Report] >>42556363 >>42559832
>>42555686
>Zipp wants a coltfriend
use my detective skills to reveal the imposter who has taken on her form and free her from its clutches
Anonymous No.42556363 [Report] >>42556556
>>42556231
Kill yourself, eunuch.
Anonymous No.42556556 [Report] >>42556601
>>42556363
wdym? it's all ungelded and in good working order and I should have a good in after that performance.
"wanting" a coltfriend (or a marefriend for that matter) in the abstract, without having a specific somepony in mind, is a sure sign of the needy and the sluts. and she strikes me as neither of those things
Anonymous No.42556601 [Report]
>>42556556
>"wanting" a coltfriend (or a marefriend for that matter) in the abstract, without having a specific somepony in mind, is a sure sign of the needy and the sluts.
Alright, reasonable.
Anonymous No.42556719 [Report] >>42556777 >>42557056 >>42559259 >>42559859
>>42555686
I seriously doubt you could impress Zipp. She's a princess, so wealth is not impressive. She's smart, so at best you can be her intellectual peer. She's super fit, so I doubt athleticism would work. Best bet would probably to be around her and consistently be a good and thoughtful person. Being able to see through her facade and understanding her would be the strongest asset. She really got annoyed when Hitch failed to see that she's very worried about something she's reluctant to share. Paying attention to her inner emotions and reading them correctly despite her attempts at obfuscation or unwillingness to share would make her like you. Also having and keeping secrets, especially cool secrets she can investigate out of you. Her best interaction with Hitch happens when she discovers the dragon egg. She kinda even becomes flirtatious after that. She would totally want someone complex and unusual but still normal and functional. Problem is you can't really deliver secrets for her to crack indefinitely, sooner or later she's going to learn all about you. So these would probably be needed at first and by the time they are gone - hopefully you proved yourself to be a good person by that time. She wants to know you to get your secrets, but might stay with you for you.
Anonymous No.42556777 [Report] >>42559859
>>42555686 >>42556719 cont.
She also seems to respond well to being serious and and adult. She visibly cringes when Hitch shows his childish and merry side. Hitch is a sheriff and he's respected by town ponies and he's absolutely responsible and serious about his job. But privately he has this earth pony childish mirth about him. Zipp does not like that. And it's not that she has a stick in her ass, she can be playful as well, but in a more mature way. But she gets all bedroom eyed and happy on multiple occasions when she witnesses Hitch being a good parent to Sparky. She clearly is the most serious one of the group and most mature. Being a parent is a perfect way to consistently display responsibility and seriousness, but also mature playfulness, and earns Hitch a lot of points. I guess showing her you are responsible, mature, thoughtful but still young at spirit would work on her. Thing is you can't fake that stuff. Can't con the Zipp. You gotta have these traits and display them by being yourself. You can't mould yourself into that pattern.
Anonymous No.42557056 [Report] >>42557102
>>42556719
>hopefully you proved yourself to be a good person by that time
Zipp isn't a 3DPD, she doesn't think like this. She'd fall for someone she just enjoys spending time with. Being funny, charming, interesting to talk to or a good sports/drinking/sparring/whatever buddy would help.
Anonymous No.42557102 [Report] >>42557695
>>42557056
I think the things you listed are basically what good person is. Tho i mean it in a subjective way. No one is a "good person" in everyone's perspective, objectively. It just means "having traits that other person likes, wants and respects". Question is what Zipp would find - as you listed - funny, charming and interesting.

Tho explain where the 3DPG came from, cause I have no idea. They don't seem to seek out good-aligned people, only claim it. They will swallow everything as long as you have money, power, both, or at least prospects for either. But i don't really want to talk about 3dpg. Better tell me what Zipp would find funny, charming and interesting.
Anonymous No.42557666 [Report] >>42559305
Anonymous No.42557695 [Report] >>42557946
>>42557102
>3DPG
PD, not PG.

What's 3DPD behavior is needing to "prove" yourself if you're "worthy" of Her Royal Bitchness's attention (talking about 3DPDs here, not Zipp).

>No one is a "good person" in everyone's perspective, objectively. It just means "having traits that other person likes, wants and respects".
There are objectively bad and good people. Murder is objectively bad, for example. I consider myself an objectively good person compared to the majority of humans. That still doesn't mean Zipp would fall for me, because she (and I, too) consider this the bare essentials of behavior befitting any living being with a semblance of a soul.
Anonymous No.42557861 [Report] >>42561147 >>42561335
>dyke colors
>dyke haircut
>spends everyday having loving, heterosexual, babymaking sex with the sheriff
Anonymous No.42557946 [Report] >>42558776
>>42557695
Yeah, made same typo twice, apologies.

Oh yeah, that "prove yourself before I even treat you with baseline respect" thing absolutely exists irl. I do understand why it exists, to test one's resolve, which probably worked well for most of history, but in current political climate feels dangerous to engage in. Especially if one has a history of non-perfect sign interpretation, which is probably most men. Fortunately it does not exist among mares.

>Murder is objectively bad
Agreed and every reasonable person would agree. And yet serial killers do get love letters from 3dpd. I regret using "objectively", I should have used "universally", because that is much closer to what I meant.

>still doesn't mean Zipp would fall for me
Yeah, I see being a good person in universal sense like a baseline, just a foundation. To get Zipp you would also add few levels above that foundation. And I think she would be most "impressed" with someone that is
- not very explicit about their private life (secretive, private personality, I bet she would cringe at a guy taking a pic of his food at a date with her to post on social media)
- being able to tell her emotions even when she's not very opaque (perception and deep introspection)
- be more on the serious side rather than carefree
I think that is what she would like on top of being a good person. Notice how none of these are universal. I bet Izzy would prefer someone as carefree as herself. And for Pipp it would be mandatory for her beloved to be also obsessed with social media, since it's possible a lot of their privacy would end up posted there. The introspection part sounds like a universal desire, but thing is Zipp is not making herself easy to read on purpose, so it's a bit higher level than simply being attentive to other person's emotions (and that totally is in the baseline). Tho this part has a lot of assumptions based on just few interactions. But I think she would actively want you to dig deeper into what she says, rather than taking stuff at face value.

I am probably wrong, but this is how I imagine her. I also would bet she would need someone she can share flight with, and yet she has eyes for Hitch more than once in the series. Not a mare that is easy to read.
Anonymous No.42558559 [Report] >>42559273
Would Zipp build a birb nest if she felt content ina relationship?
Anonymous No.42558776 [Report]
>>42557946
>I bet she would cringe at a guy taking a pic of his food at a date with her to post on social media
Kek, well then we'd have that in common at least.
Anonymous No.42559259 [Report] >>42559273
>>42556719
She gonna love the mystery of who keeps farting in the room and why I keep blaming Pipp for it.
Anonymous No.42559273 [Report]
>>42559259
I think she would love to have an accomplice to help her torment Pipp. Tho only if you are a helper or provider of ideas, you don't get to take initiative, because then it would be mean. It's her sister to torment.
>>42558559
Nah, she can control her instinctive impulses that much. Still does most of pegasus stuff but not that. But the desire would be there.
Anonymous No.42559305 [Report] >>42559738
>>42557666
They are not beating the princest allegations
Anonymous No.42559738 [Report] >>42559762
>>42559305
they are just allegations
Anonymous No.42559762 [Report] >>42559780
>>42559738
That’s what they want you to think
Anonymous No.42559780 [Report] >>42559899
>>42559762
Its what you want to believe. You are impossing immorality on them.
Anonymous No.42559832 [Report]
>>42555686
>>42556231
Zipp is independent, so she wouldn’t actively seek a partner. But she’d she open to the idea if you manage to catch her attention. The best way to do it would be to do or possess things she admires. Take her friends, for example: she admires Sunny’s athleticism, Hitch’s ability to get things done, Izzy’s cleverness, Pipp’s drive… Basically, have traits she would be interested in, at the very least. From there, you’d need to befriend her. She likes making jokes, so you need to have a good sense of humor. Share at least one thing she is passionate about. Don’t be overly serious and boring to talk with. She’d also probably like someone who supports her endeavors 100%.
Vogelfag revealed No.42559859 [Report]
>>42556777
>>42556719
Did you just describe how to flirt with me?!
Anonymous No.42559899 [Report] >>42560145
>>42559780
They’re doing that all on their own
Anonymous No.42560145 [Report]
>>42559899
Gryphon propaganda
Anonymous No.42560506 [Report] >>42561322
Anonymous No.42561093 [Report]
Anonymous No.42561147 [Report]
>>42557861
man, that is heaven, just playful kisses with beloved mare
Anonymous No.42561322 [Report]
>>42560506
The things she does to make Pipp happy
Anonymous No.42561335 [Report] >>42561422
>>42557861
Why are HitchZipp shippers this insecure? It's like you're trying to convince yourselves at this point
Anonymous No.42561422 [Report] >>42561786 >>42563220 >>42563696
>>42561335
Calm down homie you and me can like different ships its fine unless you're a self insert faggot
Anonymous No.42561786 [Report] >>42562892
>>42561422
Nah, I agree with you on that. But for whatever reason I notice that some of them are obsessed with saying that "Zipp is totally not gay!!1" like clockwork. What are they afraid of? I personally just care if the art is cute and Zipp is in character.
Anonymous No.42562636 [Report]
>>42554032
What a throwback
Anonymous No.42562892 [Report] >>42566308
>>42561786
>obsessed with saying that "Zipp is totally not gay!!1" like clockwork. What are they afraid of?
Maybe the hordes of fandumb who keep reiterating this with every piece post they make?

>w-why can't you just ignore us?
Because you force your presence wherever you go.
Anonymous No.42563220 [Report] >>42563888
>>42561422
Hitch is gay and his VA is mega gay
Anonymous No.42563696 [Report]
>>42561422
Cute pic
Anonymous No.42563888 [Report] >>42563916
>>42563220
Post-movie Hitch's VA is gay. And nobody (sane) likes post-movie Hitch.
Anonymous No.42563916 [Report] >>42563939 >>42564631 >>42565483
>>42563888
Yeah they got one of his balls to make him into dragon dad. Really a loss, he was a good masculine character in the movie.
Anonymous No.42563939 [Report] >>42563952
>>42563916
>God used one of Adam's ribs to create Eve
>Hasbro used one of Hitch's balls to create Sparky
At last I truly see.
Anonymous No.42563952 [Report] >>42563980 >>42564584
>>42563939
The mountain people in my country tell a different story. God took Adam's rib but before he could use it - a dog snatched it. God tried to catch the dog and grabbed the dog by it's tail. Unfortunately the tail snapped at the base and dog run off into the bushes. So yeah God ended up using the dog's tail for the task.
Anonymous No.42563980 [Report] >>42564001
>>42563952
Where does that leave Hitch's testicle?
Anonymous No.42564001 [Report]
>>42563980
Wasn't the egg the testicle?
Anonymous No.42564584 [Report] >>42566139
>>42563952
Explains why they like dogs so much..
A funny tale but not true
Anonymous No.42564631 [Report] >>42564635 >>42564741
>>42563916
If Hitch was not gay then he would have been abducted by the dragons. There are three free dragon females(hair on their heads) and he advertises as a "Dragon Daddy"
Anonymous No.42564635 [Report] >>42564723
>>42564631
forgot pic
Anonymous No.42564723 [Report]
>>42564635
Rarity is an ancestor to these dragons, it just shows. Spike got busy.
Anonymous No.42564741 [Report]
>>42564631
Anonymous No.42565483 [Report] >>42566429
>>42563916
What the fuck is this background
Anonymous No.42566139 [Report] >>42566230
>>42564584
>but not true
Kek. Nothing in the Old Testament is true.
Anonymous No.42566230 [Report] >>42566235
>>42566139
What no Im talking about the dog part. The Old Testament is true, though part of the old covenant. New covenant is superior.
Anonymous No.42566235 [Report] >>42566272
>>42566230
>The Old Testament is true
Lol nope
Anonymous No.42566272 [Report]
>>42566235
Its 100% true.
Anonymous No.42566308 [Report] >>42566349 >>42566429
>>42562892
You just admitted that you ARE afraid and insecure because of headcanons made by literal whos. You know that you're doing the same, right? Pushing your headcanons on everyone.
Anonymous No.42566349 [Report]
>>42566308
>headcanons
Nope. Not canon. Keep trying though, it might stick with some retards.
Anonymous No.42566429 [Report]
>>42565483
Usual AI shit. Look into the eyes of Zephyrina Storm instead.

>>42566308
Pointing out she's not something others claimed she is. without provocation is more like a victory dance, rather than some repetition out of insecurity. Don't worry about it, Zippchads are fine, even when we celebrate she did not turn out to be what most feared when we saw first impressions of her. Remember how we felt after reading Sunny is going to be a "protester" character? Damn that was scary, the idea that g5 will be some ultra woke shit. Sunnyfans dont mention it no more, but trans stuff is still a huge point of controversy in politics to this day, so wrongly connecting it to Zipp is still active both in minds of Zippchads and those that still think tomboy characters are just trans in disguise (the tomboy genocide). There is no reason to discuss it anymore, tho some might still do a little victory dance that we were right about Zipp after all. It's not a call to arms or invitation to re-asses the issue. We are fine and Zipp is our beloved tomboy princess <3