Thread 42485708

>be a stallion in stable 99
>your literal only job and duty is to fuck mares 24/7
>eventually die peacefully
Why was this guy such a massive homosexual retard, holy shit. Best job in the world and somehow fucked it up

>>42485708 (OP)
>how to show everyone that you know jackshit about 99 and PH in 3 arrow points
Good job.

>>42485708 (OP)
He was gay because he was in Fallout Equestria, which is the gayest thing on the planet

>>42485759
>mares force you to have sex with them
Literally in the first few chapters anon

>>42485708 (OP)
what fanfic are you talking about? may I have a link to it?

>>42485873
Yeah. By being treated as literal property. And the peaceful death is a joke too. Unless you count euthanasia by poison or bludgeoning force as peaceful.

>>42485708 (OP)
I mean you're right in like the general sense of it but in practice it's not all that much better

>>42485966
my boy deserved better

>never get to raise your fillies or know the warmth of a mare next to you
Special hell

>>42486227
It's a hell reserved for Anons who are unfaithful to mares

>>42486397
Wouldn't be me.

Foesharts, everyone.

>>42486407
Couldn't be me either
>>42486644
It'll be this dude

>>42485761
This

>>42485708 (OP)
Mare sex but no mare love

>>42486199
indeed, the worst part is he never got to properly raise his daughter
and wasnt able to prevent what happened on the rocket back from the moon
that fact still makes my skin crawl

>>42487117
He was raised in stable 99, he'd have the same ultra-philistine mores as Blackjack so he wouldn't care about what happened on the return trip either.

>>42485708 (OP)
Because he was in Fallout Equestria.

>>42487169
Understandable.

>>42485913
Ok, and other ponies in the stable had it any better?
I'd pick a short life of fucking any day.

>>42485708 (OP)
>>42487068
What an actual retard would write such characters and plot? I guess some fucking coombrained virgin? To make you sympathise with a poor presudo sexual fantasy character? "His role is to be a fuck tool to impregnate females" like wtf. This is the gayest and the corniest idea for a character I've ever seen. Fallout's apocalyptic setting allows you to create so many cool ideas and stories, and the guy decided to make a male sex slave character. Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for life
>>42485761
>>42487169
This

>>42487808
People love this writer, and project horizons, so i dunno what to tell you. Cry about it maybe?

>>42487984
>People love this writer
anon, I know you're a dashfag and your attention span is very small but people constantly shit on somber

>>42488117
>your attention span is very small but people constantly shit on somber
3.7k likes to 236 dislikes, 5k comments, 51,000 views total on fimfiction and probably hundreds of thousands more extra. You sure about that?
And if I had a small attention span I wouldn't have read 1.7 million words

>>42488124
in the threads, not on fimfic and I wasn't talking about the story but somber himself, those likes comments and views are for the story

>>42487984
Rotflmao. FoEsisters are the gift that keeps on giving

>>42488237
Thanks for bumping the thread I guess

>>42488241
You're welcome sister.

>>42488191
Even on fimfic most people say "the first half is okay, the second half is pure ass"

>>42488191
still loved on youtube tho

>>42486227
Grim.

>>42488237
Haha holy shit you're that guy who got absolutely BUCKBROKEN by Pipgod

>>42485892
Look it up yourself.

The truth is, Fallout Equestria was shit from the start.
The whole story reads like someone's FAILout 3 gameplay with lame roleplay elements and pony models and textures plastered on.
And this whole stupid mix-up of fairytale fantasy and retrofuturistic post-apocalypse America just doesn't work. These things are too different from themselves: each one has its own original lore, laws, physics, atmosphere. Together it all tastes like an uneatable mess, like a birthday cake covered in pieces of tuna and oil. And stripping all cute and sweet parts from Equestria and plastering all the edgy and "serious" parts of Fallout instead - isn't it just disrespectful to both worlds?

>>42489693
Sorry no one cares to do elder scrolls, Fallout is kino in spite of Bethesda trying to make it into another toddslop title

>>42489693
Its exclusively liked by autistic people who see fallout and mlp and say "I like both those things so I must like this". Neither the original story nor its spin offs are things I would classify as remotely close to entertaining.

>>42489706
> elder scrolls
I haven't said anything about it. And I wouldn't also mix TES with Equestria - TES is too big and also too different for it.
> Fallout is kino
Yes, can't argue with that.
But its base is our real messed up retrofuturistic world with its problems and morales. Without this particular base, the whole "Fallout" just falls apart, becomes just a bunch of disconnected and practically meaningless paraphernalias and symbols that would look out-of-place on any other base, especially on fair and magical land of Equestria. And turning Equestria into a lame copy of 50ish Murrica doesn't help there.

>>42489809
>being this wrong

>>42489883
>being this trans

>>42489901
FACT
Trans people hate Fallout Equestria

>>42490057
is that real?

>>42490285
I just asked Grok and it's 100% true

>>42489693
>These things are too different from themselves: each one has its own original lore, laws, physics, atmosphere. Together it all tastes like an uneatable mess, like a birthday cake covered in pieces of tuna and oil.
This this this this this this this

THIS is why Fallout Equestria is hot garbage. It combines two concepts that are diametrically opposed to each other and only absolute brainlets could find it enjoyable. Everybody else has already tuned out as soon as they heard the "well, it's ponies, but in an apocalyptic wasteland!" pitch.

>>42488124
>>42488594
>appeal to popularity

>>42490754
FoE being shit aside, "these two things are just too different!" is a complete brainlet argument.

>>42490761
Except it's not. It's the whole reason most crossovers are utter shit, unless they are done in jest. It completely rapes the lore and universe of both worlds, usually.

holy autistic bickering

>>42490757
>appeal to appeals

>>42490768
>>42489693
Pretty obvious you didn't read
How did it feel to get bullied out of your home thread by pipfag?

>>42490909
You expected a foeshit thread without?

>>42491239
>Pretty obvious that I am trans.
Happy for you sister, but let's stay on the topic of troonout goonsistria

>>42485708 (OP)
does this pic have a full size or is this it?

>>42491587
Not op nor someone who has read Fallout Equestria but I've found the full size via yandex, google image searching has gone down to the shitter.

>>42488124
2 billions are shitting on the street.

Stable 99 is shit
P-21 is straight
Project Horizons should have ended with him and BJ surviving and raising foals together

>>42491250
Chadout Chadquestria does kinda drive low functioning autists insane by mixing two different genres together.
See >>42491321 this mindbroken sperg

>>42491603
That's pretty cute.

>>42492241
yeah it is

>>42485708 (OP)
is there a problem with that?

>>42493079
No, there's no problem with being a breeding machine, the problem is this faggot decided that was retarded and rebelled

>>42487808
>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for life
Kek this really highlights how coombrained this garbage "fiction" is.

>>42485761
>gayest
Objectively true.

>>42487808
>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic
No that sounds stupid

>>42491239
>Pretty obvious you didn't read
But I've read it, translated and original. Of course, not fully, as I've grown tired of reading this garbage.
> How did it feel to get bullied out of your home thread by pipfag?
What are you even talking about here?

>>42485708 (OP)
The only gay character I really could get behind to this day. He had a reason for disliking mares. You're not portraying 99 as the shit hole it truly was.

>>42485708 (OP)
>Why was this guy such a massive homosexual retard
I often wonder that about FoE enthusiasts, as well.

>>42494141
>>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic
>No that sounds stupid
Anon, Glukhovsky quite literally made fanfics canon

>>42491603
>I've found the full size via yandex
>>I've found the full size by sucking Putin's cock

>>42494602
>t. will soon have to login to the Internet with his government issued ID

>>42494602
>t. supports a Nazi terrorist dictatorship

>>42494587
>literally who

>>42493940
>>42487808
Samefag

>>42494922
>a Russian writer who wrote Metro 2033 books. His books are good, but the interesting part is that he made a lot of Russians seethe because he cooperated with Ukrainian game developers to make Metro 2033 games, stated that he doesn't support Russia in the war and generally critisizes the russian regime and society

>>42494946
your post is inaccurate
>Metro games
Popular, considered good, only zetniks complain about them at this point HL3 may be announced beforr M4 :(
>the war
aside from general blue-white-blue cringe he had takes like
>can't find a job while fleeing Russia? Learn to code bro :^)

>>42491603
As soon as Blackjack tried to get laid consensually she had to massacre half the wasteland just for one or two dickings I can kinda see the appeal of rape slaves

>>42495267
She was a chuddy marecel

>>42495267
Imagine if pony stallions/mares could apply to be sex slaves, the would have hundreds

>>42495496
I also would

>>42485708 (OP)
I've heard about Fallout Equestria before, but I never bothered to check it out. I read the first two chapters of Project Horizons and it's shit. Did you guys really read all that? It's almost 2 million words.

>>42495898
The OG is mediocre. A lot of what came after is way overrated. There's a few good ones mixed in, but PH is not one of them.

>>42495910
Why is there so much rape?

>>42495960
Dunno. Ask the authors. Tho it's probably because they're vidya gaym raiders who just exist to be shot at so the player can gain XP without any moral dilemmas.
One of the major shorcomings of the stories.

>>42495960
First day on /mlp/?

>>42496068
seems like that for many anons on this board

>>42496480
Yeah?

>>42495960
Because we're talking about a fucked timeline.

>>42489693
It is shit, but it came out in a VERY specific moment, when that edgelord shit was in vogue, New Vegas was at its height, ponies were at their height and it was one of the first long-form fanfictions of its kind, so it just kind of got evergreened by the sudden rush of attention it got.

>>42497214
How fucked?

>>42497710
About as fucked as Blackjack on the boat.

>>42497746
unf

>>42497746
oh

>>42495960
Because why not?

>>42498760
It's morally wrong.

>>42495960
Because it's Fallout and Fallout: Equestria specifically takes a lot of it's world building cues from Fallout 3, where the raiders are so coked up that they make Mad Max warboys look well adjusted. Ergo the two most common pastimes for any good raider gang are rape and murder in randomized order.

>>42498760
Because rape doesn't exist in Equestria, so it's fake and gay.

>>42499235
Well this is a a fanfic

>>42499710
still doesn't exist in Equestria and fanfics, please.

>>42500157
and?

Ah thank goodness, something that's actually in keeping with the thread topic.
Literally endless grist for discussing getting raped by MAREs in this thread and somehow we've managed to discuss everything but.

>>42500522
ooh a new chapter, nice work.

>>42500545
rape is bad

>>42500821
where is your proofs?

>>42501350
kek

>>42500821
>he doesn't know

>>42500821
a few good rapes from some mares would correct a lot of bad attitudes

>>42500522
My favorite kind of cover art is the kind where the author just collages some images together to make it or drew it themself
Commissioned cover art is too high effort and no image is lazy
The only thing better is using fanart of the story as the cover

>>42502108
I wish some mares would fix my attitude

>>42502847
there are some things that cannot be fixed no matter what and that includes your attitude.

>>42502856
RIP

>>42485759
>great minds think alike
or
>two peas in a pod
or
>it takes one to know one
?

>>42502856
Really? I think mares could fix that

>>42503557
you're simply too stubborn to change your attitude even if a baton smashed all of your bones into ashes

amres I love their snowpity

>>42503557
But what if the mares are fucked up in this case too?

>>42503935
well then his attitude gets even more shitter than thought possible, soon he will use the toilet and lord forgive me for saying this: not flushing it AND not washing after himself. he better hope if he does this in the stable that he got a unicorn horn to defend himself for what little life he got left

>>42503672
rapepity

>>42504345
pitypity

>>42504622
snowsnow

>>42504345
Anons just LOVE to yap about >rape but when I lock them in a room with Blackjack suddenly it's not funny
wtf

>>42504345
plappity

>>42504869
I would rape her though, this cunt deserves

>>42505014
>he says this as the mares have guns and all he has at best is earth pony strength, pegasus flight (useless down in the shelter) or unicorn magic (good luck learning how to use magic)

>>42505159
>earth pony strength
All you need. Oh and also a fuck ton of luck, hopes and prayers.

>>42505159
Oh no my steak is too delicious

>>42505159
I'll distract her by crying and begging not to be killed

>>42506503
what if she kills you because you begged?

>>42506992
It was a risk I took, it didn't pay off the way I wanted

>>42507047
sad

>>42507047
That's how it goes.

>>42505497
where did u get this video of me

>>42507736
Like hitting on a soft 16 when the dealer somehow has a 5-card 21

>>42507047
many such cases

>>42509097
Needs to be less cases then.

>>42485708 (OP)
He didn't wanted to be treated like shit in Stable 99.

>>42509777
>Oh woe is me, I get to have sex every day with all sorts of mares, my life is so horrible
Peak shit writing

>>42509878
>Yes master, give me the poison needle and throw my carcass into the recycler when a new male is born to take my place
Peak shit mentality

>>42510017
It's still shit writing, because you know it was written like that just as some sort of "see, doesn't sound like such a good deal now, does it?" copout. All just to put some weird "guy that gets to be used by mares for breeding" sexual fantasy into the story.

>>42509878
And you have shit taste.

Maresex but no marelove
Jesus would not approve

>>42510148
oh god anything but a sexual fantasy!
and such cheating it is, to have it not be a cheap fantasy by writing in that it's an expensive one instead. the cad

>>42510635
I'd still plap Blackjack

>>42510690
it'd suck so fucking much if her hot plot raped me hahaha her tight marepussy gripping hard on my cock against my will lol

>>42510690
why is he crying

>>42510439
Where the fuck are her hair?

>>42511052
because she's going to rape him

>>42511052
Because she promised to be his marefu and then left him to be used by the entire rest of her underground city. Them making up later was one of the most kino parts of the fic

>>42511070
I too would be devastated

>>42511594
*ALERT*
CHANGELING DETECTED
*ALERT*
FRAUD BLACKJACK OBVIOUSLY CHANGELING
*ALERT*

>>42511600
No, she got horn extensions.

>>42511914
>t. changeling trying to defend his fellow disguised 'ling

>>42512119
To be fair, a changeling would treat you better. The bug at least has a motivation to keep you alive.

>>42512217
>changeling infiltrator in Stable 99 is posing as a sort of nice mare
Do you reveal her or do nothing

>>42512217
True and that's sad.

>>42485761
kek

>>42512357
I think this is the only scenario where siding with the bug is the right choice. It's not a good choice, but better than the alternative.

>>42512357
Do nothing, it's not my problem after all.

>>42513444
It could be yours if the changeling wants to pod you. But to reiterate, it's better than your fate in 99.

At least I wasn't born in 99

>>42513783
Probably hopefully could escape 99 if the changelings are distracting the mares but probably just wishful thinking.

>>42513955
haha yeah...

>>42513955
>Image
This is your brain on 99.

Pick a amre

>>42515090
Lacunae.

>>42515105
Yeah she's a good mare

>>42511594
That messy mane really sells it.

Blackjack just had to go and destroy dommy mommy heaven

>>42515720
The only good thing she did.

>>42516365
Unforgivable
I don't care how POTENT a mare she is she needs to pay

>>42516626
it's forgivable, that place was a shithole

>>42517317
lol

>>42516933
This.

>>42513955
>t. born in Stable 99

>>42517940
I would take that secret to the grave

What a nice pony I hope nothing bad happens to him

>>42518281
haha... yeah... nothing... *sobs*

>>42518091
so your grave would have many clues you're from stable 99

>>42519105
I hope it wouldnt

>>42487808
>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for life

The B-movies A Boy and His Dog and America 3000 both play with these concepts. Never read Fallout Equestria but there's nothing inherently wrong with the idea.

>>42519105
Depends on how many fractures your pelvis has.

>>42519589
>Fascinating, this skeleton of a unicorn stallion has his pelvis completely fractured... and it seems like his unicorn horn was too in the same way... 100% from Stable 99

>>42519931
kek

>>42519351
>The B-movies
You gave the rebuttal to your own argument.

>>42520146
>longnose tribe didn't approve this movie and spend a morbilliom dollars on it ergo le bad

>>42520165
That's only the case for paid reviews. According to Rotten Tomatoes, the user reviews are 63% (lower than paid reviews, but still respectable) and 21% (garbage) respectively.

>>42520165
yes you vill watch what the griffons want you to watch goy

>>42519931
Heh I lol'd

they do so love to tease me in FoE

>>42518281
Oh no...

>>42520852
Oh man. Where is this coming from?

>>42520852
Holy fuck

>>42521409
>this is what all FoEtrannies look like in real life
GEEEEEG

>>42521409
Raider mares...

>>42521398
>>42521409
FoE: Speak. There's not much else going for this fic desu, but all of them thirsting over Bubblegum and all the mate guarding the teenage alicorn filly Glitter does of him is the one crumb I'm in it for.

>>42521531
Jesus, Freud would have a field day with Somber.

>>42521861
Speak is a fan work by someone else, but Somber gave them "special editing help" so no doubt our boy's in there. It's peak groomjack too.

>>42520852
Unf

>>42520852
>studfarm
Is this another word for harem, or does it imply that some warlord mares breed their underlings with chosen ponies?

>>42520146
The term speaks more to the budget of a film than it's quality. Most genre films including horror, western, and film noir are considered b-movies. Post apocalyptic fiction is largely created and informed by b-movies.

I know you're just being pithy and argumentative, but threads like this really do remind me that I'm wasting time an energy circle jerking with people on 4chan.

>>42520852
god daayyym

>>42522009
>so no doubt our boy's in there
That's pretty much a given.

>>42520852
Hot.

>>42485708 (OP)
Why not?

>>42520852
Guaranteed replies.

>>42522736
Honestly couldn't say for sure, but I choose to believe in the latter, or that there's some kind of rental system. "Farm" carries implications, and one mare can only get pregnant so many times.

These mares but Stable 99

>>42524664
see >>42491603 for highest quality of starting pic

Fallout Equestria is good if you've never played Fallout 3.

>>42524697
IDGI

>>42524654
>Ruining good mares
Please no.

>>42524697
I've never played FO3 and I gave up on the original halfway through
Some of the other fics are good though

>>42525198
TRUTHNUKE:
It would MASSIVELY improve them

>>42524697
Fallout Equestria is enhanced by having played Fallout 3, you get to do the "hey that seems familiar" bits and enjoy it
Same with New Vegas and PH

>>42525366
Same with Fallout 1 and 2

>>42520852
>studfarm
How do I sign up?

>>42525867
by not being killed during capture probably

>>42525158
>>42525366
I don't. Speaking personally, I didn't play Fo3 prior to reading the first 20 or so chapters of FoE. Once I did it shattered my belief that the fanfic was super creative at tying together the different IPs. It became "oh... the fic just literally ponified this thing". New Vegas I played prior to reading and it was fine because the fic didn't recycle the plot or locations of New Vegas. FoE is great if you're mildly interested in the lore of Fallout and love ponies, but it loses it's glamour once you've become too familiar with Fallout itself. Thing but pony doesn't do it for me unless it's creative in playing to both IPs.

>>42525867
I'm pretty sure you don't want to. It's not as hot as you think it is.

You know, I have nothing against fetish stories, but if there's one thing I hate it's coomerfics that pretend to be something they're not.

>>42485892
No.

>>42526886
WHY?

>>42527324
It's pretty popular on fimfic, you can use the internet to search it up, yes?

>>42485892
>>42527324
Here, pal: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizons

>>42526336
desu the entire stable 99 thing is an undue amount of fanfare extracted from a barely relevant, barely eroticised sliver of a nearly 2 million word story. It's there to give P-21 a tragic backstory, give Blackjack something to atone for, and create tension between them. The story doesn't really play it off in a lewd way; PH is an action fic through and through, with only the odd sexual thrown in.
We're just pervs and draw that from the story because it aligns with our fetish.

>>42527810
Thank you very much, anon!

>>42527874
>undue amount of fanfare
Undue, maybe. Inaccurate, not at all. That's what the Stabke is really like and it has left its mark on P-21 and Blackjack in equal measure. It's a fucked up place down to its core.

>>42527874
It really should've been looked into a little more but instead we got some shit about Goldenblood (I hate Goldenblood)

>>42524654
Stop. Do not.

>>42528476
No it must be done

>>42528990
Do not corrupt the mares. It is gay.

>>42528990
It doesn't. If you want maredom, that's your thing. Going full nightmare mode with it is a different league though.

>>42529844
>nightmare mode
You mean BASED mode?

>>42530209
Based on nightmares, yes.

>>42485708 (OP)
>Why was this guy such a massive homosexual retard, holy shit.
You'll understand when you grow up. And end up on the chopping block.

>>42524697
>Playing anything other than the true two Fallouts
Not gonna happen anyway. The series ended after 2. At least until van Buren gets released somehow.

>>42530786
>spoiler
Wh-what happened?!

>>42531606
he got chopped into salami, very sad.

>>42500821
For you and you only.

>>42531606
Simple, when you're a male in S99, you get culled after reaching a fixed age. Have fun in there.

>>42532615
>have no sex and live for so long your body aches daily and there's hardly a reason left to get up every day
>have sex multiple times a day for years until you're too old to get it up anyway
HMMMMMMMMMM

>>42532624
>until you're too old to get it up anyway
You've become an old fart at the age of 21? Hell, I'm sorry to hear that.

>>42532628
So you admit it's badly written slop then?

>>42532628
That's a fair point. They should cull you at 39 rather than 21.

>>42532422
rape is bad

>>42532628
>>42532703
They cull you when there are 21 males of your category and you're the eldest. There's no particular year.

>>42532727
P-21 was about 25 at the time he was due to be retired

>>42532720
Prove it.

>>42532735
That doesn't make it much better.

>>42533538
and?

>>42534151
And it means that it's a shitty existence.

>>42534281
You prefer never having sex then?

>>42534292
This is 4chan, anyone here has never had sex or is a utter faggot in the mare fair gay orgies

>>42534292
Considering that I'd be long dead if I were to love in 99, yeah.

>>42534314
>love instead of live
Freudian slip of the day.

>>42534302
Hey braino, we're talking about the hypothetical situation of living in Fallout Equestria. Try to keep up will you?

>>42534789
>t. Never had sex before and never will

>>42534792
>t. will be euthanized soon

>>42534792
Sucking Bubba's cock isn't "having sex" anon.

>>42534826
Not like one can do anything about that in Stable 99 because none of us are protagonist worthy.

>>42534830
>thinking about gay sex
Anon?

>>42536021
>thinking about gay sex
based. faggots need to take back the f slur

>>42534314
Stable 99 is hot but also sad

>>42536222
It's only hot for fetish play. If you actually had to live there though, you'd be fucking terrified.

>>42536372
>you'd be fucking terrified.
no shit, you have no rights there

>>42537042
>no rights
It's worse than that. You're not even recognized as a being. You're Stable equipment.

>>42485708 (OP)
The real question is, would you a 99 mare if you didn't have to live in 99?

>>42535349
You can't be euthanized if you'd an hero first.

>>42534792
There's more to life than that, dude.

>>42537692
At my place or hers?