Thread 42487136

lets say you fell in it equestria as a brony, and you went to Celestia to warn about future events in the show. how are you going to explain internet, the fandom, the porn, the controversies,ect? you would need to be so careful explaining the nuances of you're world. would you be killed ore be locked away? how will they react to you being a potential cloper? you would need to specify that you are not doing it to there day-to-day lives but to porn. and if they handle it badly how would you patch things up? should you tell them anything? sry if this post is poorly planed first time poster.

>>42487136 (OP)
>rape

>>42487136 (OP)
Anon, if you roll up on someone and tell them you jerk off to them all the time, they're gonna react badly like 99.999% of the time, pony or not. Maybe like, leave that particular part out and just tell them that a lot of humans find ponies appealing and cute if you really must mention it. I'm sure they're used to being desired by other species.

>>42487136 (OP)
I'll spill all my spaghetti immediately, just for fun.

>>42487136 (OP)
>I NEED TO WARN THEM ABOUT FUTURE EVENTS!
>immediately bring up porn
Brother, what events are you warning them about?

>>42487207
Me raping them of course.

>>42487136 (OP)
Just play yourself up as some alien, or interdimensional being. What are they gonna do, get Discord to factcheck you?

>>42487241
He'd do it for fun, but only once you've built up some level of trust.

>>42487241
What would Discord know about us?

>>42487136 (OP)
>warn about future events in the show
No I won't. It might get them locked in a lame self-funfilling prophecy. I'll let them find their own way instead.

But if I truly have to explain shit,
>explain internet
They have normal mail, and dragon mail, and likely other types of long range communication. The only new concepts I might have to explain are warez and glowniggers.
>the fandom
They have art, they're bound to have an idea how it affects people. Aeneid was a fanfic, you know.
>the porn
What the fuck? They are a civilization, of course they have porn.
>you would need to be careful
No I wouldn't. You can't make me.
>you would need to specify that you are not doing it to there day-to-day lives but to porn
Speak for yourself, SoL is hot.
>if they handle it badly how would you patch things up?
I don't know. Save somebody's life, maybe.

>>42487291
little ponies are silly and innocent creatures, they don't have porn

>>42487342
At least one pegasus has shaped a cloud to look like a pretty mare and then taken care of business while looking at it.

>>42487136 (OP)
>how are you going to explain
I don't and marry Fluttershy instead

>>42487136 (OP)
>how are you going to explain
I don't and marry Celestia instead.
And she never feels the need to pass down the crown to Twilight because I'm in her life now. There, I just fixed everything without needing to be a cringe brony sperg.

>>42487449
>troon thinks this will happen
Nope, you'll be turned into stone like the little gay faggot you are tranny.

>>42487469
Try harder kiddo, you can't make me as miserable as you are

>Unironically using 'brony'
You are so late for this, my god, why are you things showing up? Did the board get featured after the hack or something?

>>42487136 (OP)
>lets say you fell in it equestria as a brony, and you went to Celestia to warn about future events in the show
why would I contact Sunbutt when Luna is alive and well?

>>42487136 (OP)
they believe in pinkie sense and that is real
why would they not believe my warnings about future events which are very much real too?

>what about the porn and fandom an-
i don't bother with that and get married with princess celestia

>>42487606
Suck a cock you whiny little faggot.

>>42487136 (OP)
avoid all social contact and live in the forest with Zecora, as she would be the most willing to understand and listen and not immediately kill you

>>42487136 (OP)
Can you browns stop with your insecurity over frivolities while rugging the important things under the rug?
Why do you keep insisting on bronies representing all of humanity when not even 1 of you retard know 1 basic unicorn folktale and you don't even know who Pegasus is? What the actual fuck is your obsession with melodrama while ironically hiding the real drama so I don't banish you to the moon where your cancer belongs? It's like if a changeling came and said he's the real pony while acting insecure about things that only concern the changeling ""kingdom""" and pretending that represents equestria.
>>42487182
Are all your species fat unwashed and with those hulking bottomless black eyes? are you certain you do not find other fat hulking black eyes appealing to you since they are part of your species and race and ponies aren't? Why are you even attracted to someone 180 degrees from you when you know you cannot behave like them? You know damn well your real differences would not go well yet and you keep hiding them. How about the fact your intelligence level is clearly lacking let alone your retardation with what you masturbate to, I do not care what you jack it off to unless you're an active rapist.
>>42487342
Not the kind of porn you're into, degenerate weirdo. I can't believe you jack it off to fillies.
>>42488160
You're not welcome here.

>>42487136 (OP)
>end up innaquestria
Sorry can't you my ears have mare thighs pressed against them.

>>42487291
>>warn about future events in the show
Actually, you could do the Grogar reveal and Discord would then be an enemy of the crown.