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Anonymous 8/23/2025, 9:59:38 PM No.42492472 >>42492513 >>42492525 >>42492534 >>42492653 >>42492737 >>42492744 >>42492749 >>42493538 >>42496433 >>42496844 >>42498584 >>42501484 >>42505594
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You'd better not be thinkin' of trottin' by without sayin' howdy to the new sheriff 'round these parts.
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 10:08:27 PM No.42492513
>>42492472 (OP)
Howdy.
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 10:12:16 PM No.42492525
>>42492472 (OP)
Howdy sheriff
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 10:14:27 PM No.42492534
>>42492472 (OP)
howdy, sherrif
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 10:57:16 PM No.42492653 >>42493584 >>42500302
>>42492472 (OP)
Actually I always thought it would be cool to be an outlaw, even in Equestria. Write to Celestia and tell her I want a gun duel with her.
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 11:25:38 PM No.42492737 >>42492746
>>42492472 (OP)
First amendment I ain't gotta say shit!
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 11:28:20 PM No.42492744 >>42492754
>>42492472 (OP)
This town isn't big enough for the both of us
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 11:28:26 PM No.42492746
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>>42492737
P-please?
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 11:29:22 PM No.42492749
>>42492472 (OP)
I can't I have lumbago
Anonymous 8/23/2025, 11:31:32 PM No.42492754 >>42505115
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>>42492744
I think it is!
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:14:53 AM No.42493538 >>42493553
>>42492472 (OP)
qtqt
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:23:13 AM No.42493553 >>42496834
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>>42493538
Yer darn tootin'.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:39:01 AM No.42493584 >>42493591
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>>42492653
>Dear Anon,

>What is a gun?

>Sincerely,
>Princess Celestia
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:42:16 AM No.42493591 >>42493594 >>42493910 >>42496935
>>42493584
>anon explains it
>tia laughs, she can just use a kinesis spell to keep hammer from dropping
Anon would have to throw the gun
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:44:06 AM No.42493594 >>42493599
>>42493591
>she grabs the gun out of mid air, tosses it back to him
>it turns into a game of catch
It's hard out here for a gunslinger.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:46:46 AM No.42493599 >>42493605
>>42493594
Anon brought the finest firearm weaponry to Equestria and loses to the bronze weaponry in Celestia's guard.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:49:51 AM No.42493605 >>42493607
>>42493599
To be fair I would like to have a gun in Equestria but I'd just be heading down to Ghastly Gorge and shooting at targets. Shooting's fun.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:51:08 AM No.42493607
>>42493605
I'm bringing mine for the griffins.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:41:20 AM No.42493905
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Wait... that's not right.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:43:00 AM No.42493910 >>42493917
>>42493591
my gun has changeling shit that blocks magic
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:46:25 AM No.42493917 >>42493926
>>42493910
You... covered your gun in changeling excrement?
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:50:44 AM No.42493926 >>42493928
>>42493917
Whatever makes it go boom I guess.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:51:51 AM No.42493928 >>42493937
>>42493926
I respect your determination.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.42493937
>>42493928
Yeah it goes boom. Too bad it reeks of ass
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 10:35:34 AM No.42494291
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The sheriff is now off-duty. You don't have to say howdy.
Anonymous 8/24/2025, 11:52:19 AM No.42494421
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Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:21:11 PM No.42495231 >>42495857
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Anonymous 8/24/2025, 10:27:29 PM No.42495857 >>42496252
>>42495231
Cute apple with cute hat
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 12:32:35 AM No.42496252
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>>42495857
That's right!
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 1:36:15 AM No.42496433
>>42492472 (OP)
Do you have the right time little pone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=314Nm0h5ysQ
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 4:59:03 AM No.42496832
Does Equestria canonically have water guns?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:00:22 AM No.42496834
>>42493553
smug bloom is my favorite
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:07:41 AM No.42496844
>>42492472 (OP)
>There's a snake in mah boot!
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:46:11 AM No.42496935 >>42496942
>>42493591
>Not have a striker-fire in back in case she actually manages to stop the revolver hammer from dropping with her alicorn magic
Skill issue ngl
And if that fails then there's the good old fashioned bowie knife
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:50:36 AM No.42496942 >>42497151
>>42496935
Some of you spend too much time thinking about how to kill Celestia and not enough time thinking about how to prank Celestia in a way that makes her giggle.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:19:04 AM No.42497151 >>42497153 >>42497583
>>42496942
I want to be an outlaw and a warrior, not a prankster. What's a greater feat of strength than killing an alicorn in battle?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:20:31 AM No.42497153 >>42497422
>>42497151
Probably fighting some ancient thing in tartarus
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 9:11:37 AM No.42497291 >>42498588
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Oh, so that's why she has the hat.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 10:33:58 AM No.42497422
>>42497153
Trying to take on the biggest threats their world has to offer with conventional firearms seems like it'd end poorly but I might be wrong.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 2:05:06 PM No.42497583
>>42497151
ursa major
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 9:24:13 PM No.42498581
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This thread ain't dyin' just yet.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 9:25:35 PM No.42498584
>>42492472 (OP)
howdy sheriff
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 9:26:10 PM No.42498588 >>42498862
>>42497291
wow AJ with a bow is adorable. maybe every pony should have one.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 10:38:30 PM No.42498862
>>42498588
If everypony had one then Applejack wouldn't look all embarrassed wearing one, which would be a darn shame.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:21:25 AM No.42499189 >>42499218
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Oh no, the sheriff's office got new gear in.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:27:18 AM No.42499218 >>42499419
>>42499189
Her first patrol is gonna end with an OIS involving a zigger.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 2:03:53 AM No.42499419
>>42499218
To be fair, spritzing a zebra with a watergun isn't too bad.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:24:25 AM No.42499987 >>42500018
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She was forced to give up her badge and watergun (she sprayed Diamond Tiara in the face during class).
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:41:21 AM No.42500018 >>42500034
>>42499987
>that's it bloom! you are fired! Give me your badge and your watergun
>and your other gun
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:51:09 AM No.42500034
>>42500018
Not the rubber band gun! You monster...
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:39:38 AM No.42500302 >>42501023
>>42492653
I feel like being an outlaw in Equestria would get very silly very quickly. You could convince people that you're not the guy in the wanted poster by wearing a different hat.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:51:47 PM No.42500792
Howdy.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 3:00:31 PM No.42501023
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>>42500302
>Change hat
>Cleared of all charges
Playing on easy mode out here
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 4:58:16 PM No.42501392 >>42501450 >>42501464 >>42501470
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I am calling the ponice
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:20:15 PM No.42501450
>>42501392
As you should!
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:26:48 PM No.42501464 >>42501482
>>42501392
BASED CHANGELING CHAD BTFOING PEEZTER BY PUTTING PINEAPPLES AND FORCING CADENCE TO WATCH
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:29:31 PM No.42501470 >>42501477
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>>42501392
>Ya really thought ya could put any other fruit than apples on a pizza?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:31:26 PM No.42501477 >>42501493
>>42501470
The first time she heard of pineapples she must've been so confused.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:33:08 PM No.42501482
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>>42501464
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:33:39 PM No.42501484
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>>42492472 (OP)
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 5:37:21 PM No.42501493 >>42501674
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>>42501477
>Her reaction when she finds out apples are just fat, edible roses
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 6:24:39 PM No.42501674
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>>42501493
That just means apples are romantic, silly!
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:45:05 PM No.42502298 >>42502446
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C'mon now, don't go yet!
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 10:45:43 PM No.42502446 >>42502558
>>42502298
what does she want?
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:22:30 PM No.42502558
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>>42502446
She wants you to pick her up, obviously.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:44:27 AM No.42503003 >>42504501
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I guess she's given up on being a lawmare.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 4:34:55 AM No.42503394
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Anonymous 8/27/2025, 3:03:39 PM No.42504501 >>42505583
>>42503003
>shes too short to reach anything so you have to carry her around while shes cleaning
Uppies acquired
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 7:26:02 PM No.42505112 >>42505209
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Found this weird filly, anyone know her?
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 7:27:08 PM No.42505115 >>42505209
>>42492754
more like big hat
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 8:06:25 PM No.42505209
>>42505112
Absolutely unrecognizable.
>>42505115
Don't'cha know? Big hats are cool!
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 10:00:33 PM No.42505583
>>42504501
That's the dream right there.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 10:03:45 PM No.42505594
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>>42492472 (OP)
Howdy, lil' appul.
Anonymous 8/27/2025, 11:47:09 PM No.42505924
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Impressive.
Anonymous 8/28/2025, 2:48:39 AM No.42506409
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Anonymous 8/28/2025, 6:36:07 AM No.42506848
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Good news! She's a scientist now!
Anonymous 8/28/2025, 10:16:38 AM No.42507147
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And now she's fancy...