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Anonymous No.42494824 >>42494840 >>42494907 >>42494915 >>42494952 >>42494984 >>42495647 >>42495688 >>42495694 >>42495720 >>42495747 >>42496344
>Heyyy Anon its Amy I just wanted to call cause I had a quick question and I know you're not big on having super long conversations so I Pinkie promise I'll try to keep this nice and quick for you since I know you're super busy and I mean really who isn't now days y'know hahaha but anyways I was talking to Sea Swirl and remember those cookies Linky brought to the last get together well Sisi was trying to get the recipe but Linky keeps saying it's a secret so I've been helping her and we've both been running around and trying to get the recipe down cause Sisi was saying how she really liked them and I did too and so did pretty much everypony else at the party really I mean those things flew off the plate did you get to try one yourself cause if not you gotta have one once we figure out how to make them ourselves anyway so we went over to Pinkie to ask for her help but she just said that 'trying to find out your friends secrets is mean' and I mean is it though cause it's just a cookie recipe its not like we're trying to dig up dirt on anypony or anything like that so I don't really see what the big deal is even if Linky's being all secretive about it do you think maybe its like a weird worry for her like she thinks if we know the recipe we won't like her anymore cause I was reading up on pony psychology recently and apparently some ponies think silly things like that so I really hope that's not the case cause then we'd have to sit her down and tell her all the things we like about her but maybe it's just like a pride thing for her or something instead I should read up on it more after we figure out the recipe which actually doing that made me learn a lot more about the flavorings and stuff that you can use in sweets that we were looking into to try and figure out what she must've used like did you know there's some kinds of chocolate that're spicy cause I didn't until we were looking through this big book of desserts and wow is there a lot of desserts like maybe Pinkie will let us borrow the bakery kitchen some day and we can just take that book and go on a baking spree wouldn't that be fun we might even get closer to figuring out to make the Linky cookies if we don't figure it out sooner which hopefully we do cause we're already mixing some batter that I think is like ninety percent there but we ran out of sugar experimenting so can I come over and borrow like two cups of sugar?
Anonymous No.42494832 >>42495192 >>42495253
>posts same thing over and over again
Anonymous No.42494840
>>42494824 (OP)
i was litteraly just thinking about this thread as i fell asleep last night before it got posted today
shweet!
Anonymous No.42494907 >>42494984 >>42495515 >>42495720
>>42494824 (OP)
Now you're not gonna believe this one Anon, but you see; I was in the ponyville park admiring the clouds, because they look really nice around this time in the year, especially when the light hits them just right, because it's like an explosion of delight, so I can't help but be delighted to see it, so of course I brought a few slices of bread with me for some PB & J sandwitches, because as you know I love them freshly made, unlike someponies that shall not be named, any way the reason I chose to make some sandwitches was because of that recipe you gave me the other day, you know the one from the foalstreet press, but it was a bit hard to see which ingredients they wanted, because the paper was a bit worn so I definitely had to take some creative liberties here and there, but fortunately I think I managed to get just what they wanted for the sandwiches, so there I was ready to make some of the "best sandwiches in Equestria"when all of a sudden the silly little jar wouldn't open, and would you know it I was just stuck there trying to open the darn thing for half an hour, but then this crazy unicorn popped out of nowhere and tried to lend a hoof, but here's the thing: she couldn't make heads or tails with it either, so I gave it another crack with that little trick you taught me the other day and tapped it on the side and what do you know like magic the lid popped right off I mean really who would've thought ey?
Anonymous No.42494915
>>42494824 (OP)
Niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous No.42494952 >>42495210 >>42495528
>>42494824 (OP)
I'd genuinely sit there and listen to this mare babble with a stupid smile on my face the whole way through.
Anonymous No.42494984 >>42495528
>>42494824 (OP)
>>42494907
I would listen to Amy yapping about her day all day.
Anonymous No.42495192
>>42494832
You new here?
Anonymous No.42495210
>>42494952
same, this thread is kind of heaven
Anonymous No.42495253
>>42494832
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
Anonymous No.42495515 >>42495566
>>42494907
Speaking of admiring clouds, I have recently begun to enjoy gazing at the sky whenever I have time. It's been about two months, and I found myself staring blankly at it for dozens of minutes a day. When the sky is clear, it's clear, when it's cloudy, it's cloudy, when it's pitch black after the sun sets, it's pitch black. I see it in my own way. The skies in our area have been clear for months, unlike before, but I think my psychological factors play a bigger role. I think it's because I recently got a nice job and the conflict with my father. Because of this, I started smoking again, although not as severely. Every time I do that, I smoke it while looking at the sky, and I am just grateful because the magnificent clouds make me forget about my stresses. I've always loved seeing magnificent natural landscapes, but when it comes to clouds, I often find myself overwhelmed by their grandeur because it's difficult to gauge their size.
Anonymous No.42495528
>>42494952
Same, also with Minny
>>42494984
Eventually she would catch up to the time she started telling you about her day
Are you prepared for Mareception?
Anonymous No.42495566 >>42495585
>>42495515
I'm always enchanted by the moon's presence on a calm night. It's incredible that humans managed to go there. It's nice to find a like minded individual. I suggest gazing into the ocean if you live close to the shore. Whenever a brew my morning coffee I like to stare at it in wonder, and imagine myself out there sailing the seas. It's a pity we missed the opportunity to discover the corners of the Earth, but a blessing that we can reap the benefits of its labor. I'm staring to believe that all this exploration is meaningless if no one is there to to live happily ever after. Living a life of accomplishment and fulfillment is an excellent way to honor our ancestors.
Anonymous No.42495585
>>42495566
Anonymous No.42495647 >>42495726
>>42494824 (OP)
this wasn’t nice nor quick, you broke a pinky promise, pinkie herself now has to beat you to near death
Anonymous No.42495688
>>42494824 (OP)
Anonymous No.42495694 >>42495816 >>42497168
>>42494824 (OP)
Anonymous No.42495720
>>42494824 (OP)
>>42494907

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAgRBq2jnz4&pp=ygUUcGVubiBhbnMgdGVsbGVyIHN0ZnU%3D
Anonymous No.42495726 >>42495804
>>42495647
Ponk knows a dumb airheaded mare means no harm
Anonymous No.42495747
>>42494824 (OP)
Oh Hi Ames, sure you can borrow some sugar. Oh by the way to you and Sisi have any plans this weekend? Just asking because you see, last week Twilight borrowed some human science books from and when I came by her castle to pick them back up this morning she freaked out when I mentioned the book about nuclear physics was missing. She nearly and quite literally flipped the entire castle upside down trying to find that book but thankfully Spike found it under some notes. I can go into more detail over some tea if you want. Anyways, she wants to show me something amazing and that I should get comfy on a nice hill overlooking the Everfree and I was wondering if you and Sisi would like to come along. We could have a nice picnic.
Anonymous No.42495804
>>42495726
a pink promise is still a problem, no matter how big or small, applejack broke one once, and you know how well that turned out
Anonymous No.42495816
>>42495694
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42496344
>>42494824 (OP)
K
Anonymous No.42497168
>>42495694
Just hang up bro
Anonymous No.42497174
Damn! Are all unicorns like this?!