Thread 42495114

What are some things you could probably get away with in Equestria but not in the human world?

Openly having a sexual relationship with an equine.

>>42495114 (OP)
Eating flowers that humans would likely normally not eat except in survival situations.

>>42495114 (OP)
being nude

>>42495114 (OP)
Putting a brick in someone's sandwich.

>>42495114 (OP)
>rape

>>42495114 (OP)
stealing, because throughout the series they entered other houses without asking and no one cared.

murder

Just want to remind everyone that rape, murder and theft is illegal in Equestria

>>42495114 (OP)
A hug ;_;

>>42495153
evidence?

>>42495153
There's no proof of this in the show.

>>42495181
>>42495171
There's no proof that you're not a filthy nigger too. Post your hand now.

>>42495193
>t. timmy rage

>>42495171
>>42495181
Pony police exist

>>42495217
And when do they arrest for rape?

>>42495114 (OP)
Being happy

Openly checking out someone's ass in public is way more socially acceptable in Equestria than it is on Earth.

>>42495114 (OP)
I think the act of booping in public, especially when the noses/snouts belong to entities you are not intimately familiar with, is a bit more acceptable in Equestria.

>>42495114 (OP)
Citizens' arresting randos or just stirring up a mob and maybe lynching "trouble makers". The amount of times in the show ponies had to run away because a mob was forming is surprisingly funny.

>>42495114 (OP)
Anything, literally anything. Yeah pony "police" exist but honestly how competent and powerful are they, and how willing to escalate violence are they? I could probably easily defeat them, and even as much of a childish idiot as he was, Celestia and the Mane 6 jobbed to Discord. You could literally live like a Grand Theft Auto protagonist in Equestria if you wanted to. Would probably eventually see you at the top of the food chain if you played your cards right.

>>42495114 (OP)
Sleeping in piles. I suppose you can find tribals, hobos and hippies who do it in this world but it's far from being commonplace, unfortunately.

>>42496341
Riiiiiip

Filly fucking

>>42495114 (OP)
Fucking horses! Damn. Beat me to it...

>>42495114 (OP)
Let me think… Domestic terrorism. Destroying the world. Insurrection. Mind control/brain washing. Selling friends as slaves. Enslaving others into a colt(get it?). Taking over an entire town as a mad dictator. Saving the world on multiple occasions and being a nobody no one even knows. Being a princess. Being gay. Not being gay. Abusing your quiet, kindhearted girlfriend. Fucking a god.

There’s more I’m sure.

>>42497780
>Destroying the world.
Yeah you tend to get away with anything once you blow up the planet.

>>42495114 (OP)
eat hay

>>42497797
You can get away eating hay in human world

>>42497829
eat hay the evil way

>>42497829
No I can't, someone will come and go "hey man, why are you eating hay?", ponies wouldn't mind or ask me to share

>>42497780
Now that's just not true! The only things in this list an average anonymous can't have here is saving the world, with or without staying a nobody, and princesshood, unless he's content with honorary princesshood. People don't fuck gods as often as they used to before great god Pan died but it's totally possible. Everything else is not a big deal at all.

>>42495141
You would be caught

>>42496953
Sleeping in a pony pile sounds amazing
>>42497905
Some ponies would definitely ask you to share

>>42496341
Not true, you would be sent to tartarus or be turned into stone

>>42498009
I love this picture. So cute.

>>42498198
Same

>>42495153
It's only a crime if you get caught. And Fluttershy gets away with it everyday.

>>42495220
>burden of proof fallacy

>>42495153
CCTV doesn't exist and forensics are very primitive so you'll likely get away with it anyway

>>42498866
The magic of harmony and friendship will reveal your crimes and Princess Celestia will punish you

>>42498009
PRETTY MARE SPOTTED

>>42497765
came here to post this, also came in general