Thread 42495505

You're about to ride your apple-shaped float to participate in the summer harvest parade. To be first, you decide to get to the right place early, but as you step onto your float, you see little marshmallow pony setting some timer to the left of the steering wheel. She clearly wasn't expecting you to return so soon.

What are you going to do?

>>42495505 (OP)
Tape her to the ground, leave the float, and let her explode by her own time bomb.

>>42495505 (OP)
A physical confrontation ensues, before the fillybrat overpowers, and plants her smug ass on your face.

Call the dire marshmallow Rarity to deal with the tiny marshmallow.

>>42495505 (OP)
Start plapping that slut and orgasm inside her just as the boat goes sky-high.

>>42495505 (OP)
I think a correction is in order

>>42495505 (OP)
Pick her up and carry her off to time-out.

Or if I'm supposed to be Babs in this instance, I guess get pissed and probably beat her up a little. Teach my loser cousin and her stupid friends a lesson.


Sidenote: can you imagine if that literally was a time bomb and they killed Babs in the episode? The lesson is just straight-up "don't kill people", and the CMC are kind of depressed/guilt-ridden for the rest of the series.
Or worse, they get murder cutie marks.

>>42495931
They become a group of serial killers, cutting off and making leather clothes out of their victims cutie marks.

>>42495512
Dangit, that inspired me to write a thing.

>be me
>11y/o unicorn filly
>have the two best friends in all of Equestria, supportive parents, and a loving sister who's a national hero.
>life is good
>well, WAS, until a couple days ago...
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>See, Apple Bloom's cousin came to visit, and we all thought she'd be a nice new friend.
>She wasn't. Biggest bitch this side of the Mississipony River.
>...
>Shut up conscience! It's MY head; I can swear if I want to! Rarity does it all the time out loud!
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>Anyways, Babs joined up with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, and they've been bullying us worse than ever before over the last couple days!
>They even stole our CLUBHOUSE! OUR SACRED GROUND!
>So me, Bloom, and Scoots all thought up a plan to get back at her. Applejack's letting her drive the Apple Family Float in the summer parade, so we decided to sabotage it; make Babs crash into the mud and then laugh at her.
>But I had a better idea.
>Humiliation's just gonna make her MORE mad at us. We'll NEVER see the end of things.
>So I decided to eliminate the problem entirely.
>I hooked a time-bomb up to the parade float.
>Babs Seed would be no more.
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>...Only problem was she showed up early while I was setting the timer.
>...And she saw the dynamite.
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>She was pretty pissed.
>Pretty sure I'm blind in my left eye now, and I can still taste blood draining into my mouth out of my nose.
>My muzzle and a couple ribs might also be broken.
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>Doesn't matter now.
>After beating me to a pulp, she decided to just tie me up next to the timer and leave me here.
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>So here I am.
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>Waiting to die.
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>...
>I guess in hindsight I overreacted a little.
>It really was just a bunch of name calling and shoving us aside. Not anything like what she just did to me.
>And here I was trying to kill her...
>Applejack and Apple Bloom's cousin...
>...I was gonna kill a pony.
>I was gonna kill a pony just because she called me and my friends some names...
>Diamond and Silver did this all the time before and I never thought of killing THEM.
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*sniffle*
>Oh Celestia, maybe I DESERVE to die.
>I'm not a pony, I'm a monster...
*whimper*
>I'm crying.
>WHY WAS I SO STUPID!? I was gonna KILL a pony!
>Rarity wouldn't kill a pony!
>NOPONY I know would kill a pony!
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>The tears are just streaming now...
>Boy, I've gotta be the worst pony in Ponyville to be fine with murder. Well, worst pony besides Babs...
>Even Diamond and Silver are better ponies than me...
>Well, nopony has to deal with me any more.
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>I'm gonna be dead any minute now.
>No more murderer wandering Ponyville free.
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>Still crying.
>...If I somehow got a second chance, I'd hug Babs and tell her I'm sorry.
>I don't care if I get another cracked rib.
>I don't wanna kill a pony.
>They deserve to live too.
>Even if they're a bully.
>You can fix mean words. ...You can't fix death.
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>I'm sorry everypony...

>>42496330
cool green

>>42496330
Ending/Epilogue (Written in prose)


Suddenly, the door of the float is flung open.

"SWEETIE BELLE!?" Applejack calls out, frantically. "Oh Sweet Celestia!" She unties the rope and lifts me over to Rarity, who cradles me.

"Oh Sweetie, darling! You look terrible!" She hugs me close. "How did this even HAPPEN!?"

"There! Bomb's diffused!" Applejack announces.

I'm still sniffling and crying. Rarity sets me down on the ground.

"WHAT in TARNATION were ya thinkin', Sweetie!?" Applejack asks, her voice seething with anger. "You were gonna KILL Babs! How do ya even THINK of that!?"

I just cry. "I-I'm sorry!" I reply through choked breaths. "I'm a murderer! ...I'm a murderer and Babs was right to tie me up and leave me to die in there!"

"No she wasn't!" Applejack snaps. "NEITHER of y'all were right! Ya both took things WAY too far, ya hear!?" She stomps her hoof on the ground.

I nod, slowly. "I-I-I'm...s-sorry..."

Rarity nudges me slightly. "Come on, Sweetie. Let's get you to the hospital; those wounds don't look like they're getting much better."

I stand up. "Okay..." I glance at Applejack with my good eye. "What's gonna happen to Babs?"

Applejack sighs. "We're still figurin' that out. I bet ya she's gonna be grounded for awhile though..."

I look away, sighing, fresh tears filling my eyes again. "...T-tell her I'm sorry, please... I don't want her to die...n-not anymore..."

Applejack puts a gentle hoof on my back. "I will, sugarcube."

>>42496330
nice

>>42495505 (OP)
Call the police, because I’d think she had just planted a bomb.

>>42497147
Do they have police in Ponyville?

>>42497165
Why would Ponyville’s farmers continue to set up their markets there if they weren’t confident that there would be somepony to uphold law and order there?

>>42496183
Penka Po is a really bad influence for fillies

>>42496330
>>42496910
Kino even if she was not blown up

>>42497228
Surprisingly not the worst influence though.