Thread 42497405

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>Anonymous, we are not going to invite thee to our beautiful palace, host a wine party, so we can throw thy wife through a table.

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 10:21:33 AM No.42497407 [Report] >>42497516

>>42497405 (OP)
>wait, I have a wife?

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 10:35:04 AM No.42497424 [Report] >>42498136

>>42497405 (OP)
>didn't fuck up the early modern pronouns
Thou art not as much a sodomite as the common stock, OP.

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 12:59:39 PM No.42497510 [Report]

>>42497405 (OP)
oh how you disappoint me, Lulu...

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 1:03:14 PM No.42497516 [Report] >>42498133

>>42497405 (OP)
>>42497407
Here's your wife, Anon.

Vogelfag revealed 8/25/2025, 1:29:12 PM No.42497531 [Report] >>42497625

Hwæt if þu geswica þære waclican forspennunge þæs Eald Englisc, Elísabeþ, and leornia þæt soþe Anglisc gereord?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mUTPU8ghzQ&ab_channel=ProfessorHulk
Ugh phillistine... How now, Elisabeth? Cease thy wretched mimicry of Old English, and rather turn thy wit to the true tongue of the Saxons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lImDxPlMSw&ab_channel=OldEnglishReadings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFX1nbD3dV0&ab_channel=SimonRoper

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 2:26:47 PM No.42497623 [Report]

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 2:28:29 PM No.42497625 [Report]

>>42497531
Whatever that means

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:47:54 PM No.42498128 [Report]

>>42497405 (OP)
I want her to crush me and continuously blast me in the face with her massive blue buttcheeks

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:49:13 PM No.42498133 [Report]

>>42497516
No wonder I wanna throw her through a table

Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:51:24 PM No.42498136 [Report]

>>42497424
A couple Google searches is all it takes, anon. Unfortunately, most people are too retarded to even do that.