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Anonymous No.42498413 >>42498417 >>42498419 >>42498433 >>42498507 >>42498509 >>42498555 >>42498732 >>42498751 >>42498822 >>42498848 >>42498856 >>42498864 >>42500412
>Gods dont have to choose anon. We take.
Anonymous No.42498417
>>42498413 (OP)
Hi Luna!
Anonymous No.42498419 >>42498421
>>42498413 (OP)
"is that why you took my virginity?
Anonymous No.42498421 >>42498432
>>42498419
why would she take it from a brown shitskin like you
Anonymous No.42498432
>>42498421
kek
Anonymous No.42498433
>>42498413 (OP)
Autists don't take, Luna
they
they uh
uhhhh
*shit's pants
Anonymous No.42498454 >>42498480 >>42498485 >>42499903
Well, I guess that would depend on your definition, but I don't take you for an equish teacher, nor a philospher.

But tell me this, Luna, do Gods have limits? Do gods become trapped in their own creations? Why take when you can create?

Ever since I've been in Equestria, I've always known you two were playing the folk for a fiddle. Even the most intelectual of ponies are so blinded by you two that no one ever questioned "is it REALLY the two sisters that move the sun and moon?".

You are no god Luna. You and your sister are nothing but liars, theives. Exceptional liars and thieves, but not good enough. Only those who are unable or impaitent to build take Luna. They are called theives, criminals, ne'er-do-wells. That is who you are.

And now you wish to take my life as your servant, nay, your slave, under the guise of "re-education". It will not work princess

>pulls out a pistol

This is the last thing I own. An inelegant weapon for many uncivilized ages. I had hoped that this fire arm would be the last of its kind and that it would never be used again. It seems that it was one more purpose. Prepare yourself!
Anonymous No.42498480 >>42498499
>>42498454
>Severs your spinal cord with a thought halfway through your monologue
Nothing personnel
Anonymous No.42498485
>>42498454
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.42498499 >>42498569
>>42498480
>teleports behind her before she can sever anything
heh... nice try kid... but it's going to take another thousand years of training before you can challenge me.
>kicks her back to the moon
Anonymous No.42498507
>>42498413 (OP)
DEATH TO FALSE GODS
Anonymous No.42498509 >>42498512 >>42498523 >>42501006
>>42498413 (OP)
Horsie want a sugarcube?
Anonymous No.42498512 >>42498523
>>42498509
Anonymous No.42498523 >>42498560 >>42498563
>>42498509
>>42498512
Anonymous No.42498555
>>42498413 (OP)
β€œWhat makes you think you’re a god, Your Highness?”
Anonymous No.42498560 >>42498757
>>42498523
Pet the horsie
Anonymous No.42498563 >>42498608
>>42498523
she is so ugly
Anonymous No.42498569
>>42498499
Anontranny will never have alicorn powers
Anonymous No.42498608 >>42498849
>>42498563
What the fuck did you just say about my sister?
Anonymous No.42498728
she is so pretty
Anonymous No.42498732
>>42498413 (OP)
Anonymous No.42498751
>>42498413 (OP)
You can't choose death
Anonymous No.42498757
>>42498560
Fact. Equestrian horses are very violent and this is the only calming technique.
Anonymous No.42498822
>>42498413 (OP)
do you mean you don't have to ask? because you have to choose what your going to take. fucking tard horse. you should've practiced your one liner before you said it.
Anonymous No.42498848
>>42498413 (OP)
Uppsies!
Anonymous No.42498849
>>42498608
>Troonplaying
Anonymous No.42498856
>>42498413 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous No.42498864 >>42499827
>>42498413 (OP)
Well, I'm still not giving you ear scratches.
Anonymous No.42499827 >>42499829
>>42498864
You horrible monster! How could you be so cruel as not to give a pony ear scritches?
Anonymous No.42499829 >>42499847
>>42499827
she was very rude
Anonymous No.42499847 >>42499866 >>42499874 >>42501279
>>42499829
ALL mares deserve ear scritches...
Anonymous No.42499866
>>42499847
ear scritches are a privilege, not a right. they must be earned through good behavior.
Anonymous No.42499874 >>42499878
>>42499847
Yes! Correct!
Anonymous No.42499878
>>42499874 here, forgot to mention I'm a mare
Anonymous No.42499903
>>42498454
>You believe in God?
Anonymous No.42500412
>>42498413 (OP)
What kind of God jobs a lot?
Anonymous No.42501006
>>42498509
They'll job to this everytime
Anonymous No.42501279
>>42499847
no