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Anonymous No.42498478 >>42498497 >>42498502 >>42498591 >>42498599 >>42498604 >>42498621 >>42498663 >>42498668 >>42498745 >>42499369 >>42499383 >>42499657 >>42500418 >>42500461 >>42500629
Your new life as_
What would be your daily life if you became a MLP charater?
Anonymous No.42498497
>>42498478 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.42498502
>>42498478 (OP)
>Be me
>Be turned into derpy
>Spend life relaxed as you're too dumb to want anything more in life
Anonymous No.42498591 >>42498609 >>42499240
>>42498478 (OP)
>become spike
>fuck twilight daily

its that simple
Anonymous No.42498599 >>42500475
>>42498478 (OP)
>Become Frazzle
>Fuck human men daily
uh...
Anonymous No.42498604
>>42498478 (OP)
I don't think I would like it desu. All the other ponies would realize that I'm not the character I'm living as and I'd probably get in trouble.
Anonymous No.42498609 >>42500467
>>42498591
But she is his mother/sister
Anonymous No.42498621
>>42498478 (OP)
It would be full of playtime, snuggles, naps, and the occasional diaper change.
Anonymous No.42498663
>>42498478 (OP)
Pov you get molested by Celestia UNF!!!!
Anonymous No.42498667
>>42481712
Anonymous No.42498668
>>42498478 (OP)
>become random background pony
>go to work
>go home
>maybe fuck wife if I have one
Anonymous No.42498745
>>42498478 (OP)
Flash Sentry

About the same
Anonymous No.42499240 >>42500467
>>42498591
Twilight is his mother
Anonymous No.42499350
>wake to birdsong, right before first light
>stoke the campfire back up and begin packing my tent
>yesterday we foraged some wild potatoes growing in a thicket by the road - perfect for breakfast today with some of the butter and salt we carry with us.
>my best friend, a spirited dancer we picked up from ponyville months ago, stirs to the smell of cooking
>she murmurs to me about a dream she had as she helps with breakfast, her eyes aglow across the fire
>our little chuckles and breakfast commotion rouse other friends, and the camp slowly but surely kicks into the morning routine
>soon enough, an instrument - not put away from last night - is picked up and idly plucked
>it's a tune we all know well, and those who don't need their mouths for eating start singing along
>my best friend prefers to dance, but her groove is limited to a rhythmic sway while she carefully prepares the last baked potato for herself
>a dozen ponies load their tents into the covered wagon, and we set off before noon in a loose group, connected by the song echoing through the foothills
>the township Wheatgrass is not quite half a day away, and although we don't keep a schedule, I can't wait to introduce my best friend to the local silversmith
>he was an adventurer in his heyday, and he loves to trade stories over a bottle of fine wine
>my best friend seems excited at the prospect and smiles, looking at me for half a moment before skipping down the road shouting that she'll be first at the wine
>that smile doesn't leave my mind til Wheatgrass appears from behind a distant hill
Anonymous No.42499369
>>42498478 (OP)
As Twilight?
Becoming a murder hobo
Anonymous No.42499383
>>42498478 (OP)
I would just live a simple, quaint life as a background pony without all the bullshit of human civilization.
Anonymous No.42499657
>>42498478 (OP)
Here's the schedule. I wake up at 3-o'clock in the morning, sharp, and then ????? and after that I'm more than ready for a mandatory single hour of rest beginning at 2-o'clock the next morning, which gives me just enough time to get up an hour later at 3-o'clock and... you get the idea.
Anonymous No.42500388
Fuck myself
Anonymous No.42500418
>>42498478 (OP)
Touch and occasionally eat grass.
Anonymous No.42500461
>>42498478 (OP)
Be happy unlike this miserable shit life on earth.
Anonymous No.42500467
>>42498609
>>42499240
even better
Anonymous No.42500475
>>42498599
Say no homo.
Anonymous No.42500629 >>42500631
>>42498478 (OP)
I'd become Big Mac and live exactly the same way he did, except now I'd be playing cards or RPGs with other stallions on the weekends.
Anonymous No.42500631
>>42500629
You forgot to mention sex with Applejack.